Hello all! This will be the last chapter of 'Love is Evil'!

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I know! NO ONE CARES! So I won't be smoked with flaming tomatoes for ending a fic! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No one might be reading this anyways . . . they must've all ditched me for smoked salmon!!!

. . . I never eaten smoked salmon . . . does it taste any good? Alright . . . getting off subject here . . .

I really have no ideas for this chapter so I'm going to wing it again . . .

Disclaimer: darkshadow-23 doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Err, I don't know where to start this so . . . let's just out it at Ryou's house since I haven't mentioned him at all in this fic . . . So, Bakura wakes up and goes downstairs for . . . food?

Bakura: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm: (HEY BAKURA! WASZUP?!?!?!?!?!)

Bakura: IT'S THAT FREAKY RABBIT BUNNY WHITE THINGYMAJIGY!

Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm: (Manners, please)

Marik: *Appears* HEY BAKURA! WANNA SEE THE KITTY I DREW?!?!?!?! *Shows a picture of his 'Kitty'*

Picture: *It's head looks like a pair of shorts, it's body looks like a football and it looks nothing like a kitty*

Bakura: AAAHHHHH! IT'S THAT WEIRD LOOKING PICTURE THINGYMAJIGY!

Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm: (-_-; you should've seen the picture he drew of me . . .)

Bakura's Nose: THE HORROR!!!!!!! *Shrieks female-style and runs to Venice Italy*

Bakura: NOT AGAIN! NOW I ONLY HAVE 1 NOSE LEFT! MMMAAAAARRRRIIIIKKKKK!

Marik: EEEPPPPP!!!

Serenity: *Appears* I WENT TO GET MY JACKET AND THIS IS WHAT I FIND?! SOMEONE ELSE MAKING YOUR NOSE RUN TO ITALY?!?!?! WWWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *Starts chucking ducks at Bakura*

Bakura: NOOOO! WITHOUT MY NOSE I CAN'T PREVENT THE DUCKS FROM HURTING ME!!!

Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm: (EEPPP! DUCKS!!!!)

Marik: NOOOOOO! MR. POOKEN SNOOKERELLIERM!!!!

Serenity: *Crazy glint in eyes* *Twitches* HEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm: (That's it! *Turns into Superman*) (A/N: Don't own)

Marik + Serenity + Bakura: *GASP!*

Marik: Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm! You're really Superman?!

Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm: Yes! Clark Kent, Superman!

Mrs. Nekoop Mreillerekoons Snookerellierm: (*Turns into Louise Lane*) and I'm actually Louise Lane!

Mr. Pooken Snookerellierm: Together our love can conquer anything! *Smashing into a wall*

Mrs. Nekoop Mreillerekoons Snookerellierm: Except for walls . . .

~Meanwhile~

Mokuba: FISHIE SWISHY!!!!!!!!!!!! *Turns into a sponge*

Tristan: NOOOOOOOO! *Is water and is being absorbed by Mokuba because he is a sponge*

Kaiba: Yes Mokuba! It's working! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Somehow turns into cereal*

Mokuba: dkfnaoidncaklwennofjccuawgjn aokshcuadnvcaldnc, ashnciahcnaoeufguadfbgajbcpawiu0q8hrfjbjncdsvbihbaudhapoishd hajbndjhiposdh'fahdfpiyefishndv'MDv -wjfGSNCV 'A9IHGWUBGRAFDKLVJA'P9RJH8I3-Ijr m[pld +3efv;pv ETm ivm?!

Tristan + Kaiba: ?_!

Mokuba: ^_^

Bakura's Nose: *Runs past them*

Kaiba: HOLY CHEESERONI! It's Bakura's Nose!!!

Mokuba: ^___^ CHEESERONI!!

Tristan: How would you know Kaiba?! *Is suspicious*

Kaiba: Err . . . (duh . . . he sees Bakura's Nose all the time when he sees Bakura . . . stealing his garbage . . .)

Tristan: WHAT?!?!? YOU HESITATED!! WHY?!?! WHY??!?! YOU AND BAKURA'S NOSE?!?!? WHAT DOES IT HAVE THAT I DON'T?!?!?! *Cries*

Kaiba: What an idiot . . . -_-;

Tristan: NOW I HAVE TO GO DIE! Thanks a lot . . .*grumbles* *goes and runs to Italy with Bakura's Nose* HEHEHEHEHHEEHE! Now Kaiba will get jealous and come for me! HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE!

Bakura's Nose: -_-; *Stabs Tristan*

Tristan: HOLY CHEESERONI!

Mokuba: OOOOHHHH! RED WHISKEY!

Kaiba: O_O; GET AWAY FROM THAT MOKUBA!!!!!!!

Mokuba: Awwwwwww! Why?!

Kaiba: Because . . . LOOK! A SPONGE!!!

Mokuba: EEPP! WHERE?! I WANNA SPONGE!!!! *Runs off to find sponge*

Tristan: Help . . . me . . . Kaiba!!

Kaiba: -_-; He can at least call me by my first name . . .

Tristan: I think I'll live . . .

Kaiba: NOOOO! *Starts chucking ducks at Tristan*

Tristan: *Is being pulverized by ducks* this makes me like you even more. . . . *passes out*

Kaiba: . . . O_O . . .

Mokuba: ^___^! OOOOHHHH!!! RED WHISKEY AGAIN! *Starts putting sponges around Tristan and soaking up the . . . red whiskey . . .

Kaiba: O_O

~Later . . . ~

Mai: JOOOEEEEYYYYYY! GGEEETTTT BACK HERE OR I'LL CHUCK MY DUCKS AT YOU!

Joey: NOOOOO!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! *Jumps out a window and lands on Marik*

Marik: HEY JOEY!! GUESS WHAT?!?!? MR. POOKEN SNOOKERELLIERM IS ACTUALLY SUPERMAN!! WANNA SEE THE KITTY I DREW?!?!?

Joey: SAVE ME FROM MAI PLEASE!!!!

Marik: . . . OKAY! But you have to see the kitty I drew later!

Joey: OKAY! FINE! ANYTHING!

Marik: ^__^ *Stuffs Joey into his pants pockets O.o;*

Mai: HEY MARIK! Have you seen Joey?!?!?!

Marik: I LIKE CHEESE!!!

Mai: ME TOO!!!

Marik + Mai: YYAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Mai: DO YOU LIKE DUCKS?!

Marik: HECK NO!

Mai + Marik: YYYAAAHHHH!! (A/N: Sorry for all duck lovers, but Anime*Angel is annoying me to death with her duck obsession)

Marik: You wanna go terrorize the CADA?! (A/N: Cruelty Against Ducks Association)

Mai: GREAT IDEA!!!! Who cares about Joey when we can steal ducks and chuck 'em at random people! *Chucks magical bottle out the . . . window? Their outside . . . but whatever*

Marik: YAHHHH!!

Mai + Marik: *completely forgets about Joey*

Joey: *Is stuck in Marik's pants pockets* Hmm . . . I wonder why I fit so well in here . . .

Gnome: Whoa! Who are you?!

Joey: . . . Um . . . hello . . . I'm Joey . . .

Gnome: HIYA! I'm Fred (A/N: Random name) Let me guess, Marik stuffed you in here and forgot all about you?

Joey: Yup! How'd you know?!

Fred the Gnome: It happened to all of us . . .

Other people and creatures in Marik's pants pockets: *Waves*

Joey: Whoa! How long have you all been here?!?

Fred the Gnome: Well the time varies . . . Very few people have left this place . . . George Clooney (A/N: Don't own, go to chapter 1) managed to escape . . . and the missing girl from the news managed to get out too . . . .

Joey: So we might get stuck in here forever?

Fred the Gnome: Yup . . .

Joey: At least I'm away from Mai . . .

~Even More Later . . . ~

Marik: *Bumps into Yami* YOU! YAMSTER! (A/N: Heh, Yamster . . . Marik's in the fic a LOT)

Yami: MARIK!!!! Man I need a nickname for you . . .

Tea: EEEPPP!!! IT'S YAMI AND MARIK! NOOOOO! *Starts running*

Marik: HEY LOOK! IT'S TEA! LET'S CHASE HER FOR NO APPARENT REASON!

Yami: YEAH!

Tea: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Marik + Yami: *Tackles Tea* HEY TEA! YOU WANNA DUEL?!?

Tea: EEEEPPPP! EEEPPPPPP! EEEEPPPPP!!!!! PREPARE TO DIE IMMORTALS!!! *Starts chucking ducks at them*

Yami + Marik: NNNNOOOOOOOO! NOT THE DUCKS!! *Starts chucking ducks back at Tea*

Tea: NNOOOO! I WON'T GO BACK! NO MORE DUELLING! NO MORE YOU CRAZY PEOPLE! *Starts chucking flaming ducks at them*

Yami: MARIK! SHE'S WINNING! IF WE LOSE WE WON'T BE ABLE TO DUEL HER!!

Marik: DON'T WORRY! I have my secret weapon! *Pulls out Joey from his pants pocket*

Yami + Tea + Marik: JOEY?!!?

Marik: Hehe I guess I forgot about you . . .

Joey: FREEDOM!!!! *Runs away*

Marik: Err . . . *Pulls out Fred the Gnome from his pants pockets*

Fred the Gnome: *Bows* Yes Master Marik?

Marik: GET HER!!!!

Fred the Gnome: OKAY! *Starts chucking mutated glowing ducks at Tea*

Tea: CRAAAAAAPPPPPP!!! *Turns into a mutated glowing duck* QUACK!!!! *Translation: CRAP!!!

Yami + Marik: ^__^

Yami: DUELLING DUCKIE!!!!

Marik: It's a Mutated Glowing Duckie! Much better than a Rubber Duelling Duckie!

Yami + Marik: YAY! ^__^!

Tea AKA Mutated Glowing Duckie: QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK! QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK! *Translation* STAY AWAY YOU FOOLS! I WILL NEVER DUEL YOU!

Marik + Yami: Eh?!?!?

Yami: I think she said she wants to duel! ^__^

Tea: QUACK! QUACK! *Translation* NEVER!!!! I'd rather turn into a Mutated Glowing Duckie than duel . . . err . . . never mind -_-;

Marik + Yami: YAAAAAAHHHH! DUELLING TIME!

~Meanwhile . . . ~

Yugi: ^__^ Good thing I was almost not in this fic at all! Or else I'd be pelted by ducks! HEHEHEHEHHE!

Reviewer People Dudes: HEY LOOK! IT'S YUGI!!

Yugi: HEY REVIEWER PEOPLE DUDES!!!!

Reviewer People Dudes: HEY YUGI!!

*Insert Your Username Here*: We're going to chuck ducks at everyone!! WANNA COME?!?!!?!

Yugi: YAH!!!!

~At the Pirate Ship~

*Insert Some Other Reviewer Here*: NOW!!!!

Everyone: *Chucks ducks at everyone except for the parrot ^__^*

Random Pirate: EEEEPPPPPP!!! DUCKS!!!!

Other Pirate: WHY DID WE CHOOSE TO TRAVEL THE 7 SEAS WHEN WE ALL KNOW THAT THERE IS A POSSIBLITY THAT WE WILL BE CHUCKED AT WITH DUCKS?!

*Insert Another Reviewer Here*: Isn't there 11 seas?! (A/N: Isn't there?!)

Marik + Yami: *Appears* YAH! IT'S DUCK CHUCKING TIME!!!! *Starts chucking ducks everywhere*

Yami: HOLY CRAP! We chucked our Mutated Glowing Duckie!!

Marik: BUT WE NEEDED HER FOR US TO DUEL!!!!

Tea: QQQUUUUAAACCCCKKKK! *Translation* FFFFFFFRRREEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

Yugi: I WANNA DUEL TOO!!!!!!

Kaiba: *Appears* OOOHH! ME TOO! *Waves arms*

Bakura: GOT MILK?! (A/N: Don't own) I mean . . . DID SOMEONE SAY DUEL?!?!?!?

Joey: I WANNA PET THE DUELLING DUCKIE!!!!!

Marik + Yami + Yugi + Kaiba + Bakura + Joey: LET'S DUEL!!!!!!! *Starts chasing after Tea* (A/N: Popular ain't she? =P)

Tea: QQQUUAAACCKKK! *Translation* NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!! (A/N: It's a curse I say! A CURSE!!!)

Ryou: YES I FINALLY GET A LINE IN THIS FIC!!!

THAT'S NOT THE LINE!!

Ryou: I mean . . . do you realize this fic has almost nothing to do with romance?!

Reviewers: *Nod*

So, anyways . . . everyone lives happily ever after just like in the fairy tales! Happy?! No?!?!?!? ADD YOUR OWN ENDING THEN!!!

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Well that's the end! HAH! I suck at romance! I KNEW IT!

Better thank the reviewers . . .

Life's Light/anime*angel

Hao-sama rulez the world

Anonymos

Goddess Of Anime

DaBlackNinja

KitKat

link the traveler

Liz

Drako385

Game and Watch Forever

Rachel Greenleaf

grey within black

Narya Kaiba

Rnij and the Mysterious A

john on 'da john

Sakura and Selena

Joey's Laydeeh

Box Persona

BlueEyesWhiteCheesecake

Egyptian Lobster Guy

Dragonia1

And a special thank you to anyone I might have forgotten O_O;

Wow seven pages! Most I ever wrote! I think . . . I don't remember . . .

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\/ IT'S THE END! BYE ALL AND THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT!!