A Song for Zeke (I was looking up the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody and I saw the title "I'm in love with my car" and I immediately thought "ZEKE!")
(Yeah, I know, not an actual chapter, but I have this giant math project to do. Also, it has come to my attention that someone has attempted to rip off this fic. Go look under Faculty fics "My Facutly story (use to be titled My quick Story)" and read Fluta jai's review. See what you think.)
(Note to my sisters: Yeah, yeah, I know, shut up. Split personality schizo thing here. But anonymity is nice and I don't want to be overly accusatory. Don't blow it, okay?)
I'm In Love With My Car
Words and music by Roger Taylor
The machine of a dream
Such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin'
And the hub caps all gleam
When I'm holdin' your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When my hand's on your grease gun
Oh it's like a disease son
I'm in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal
Told my girl I'll have to forget her
Rather buy me a new carburetor
So she made tracks sayin'
This is the end now
Cars don't talk back
They're just four wheeled friends now
When I'm holdin your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When I'm cruisin' in overdrive
Don't have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive
I'm in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
I'm in love with my car
String back gloves in my automolove
New chapter up soon in lieu of this one! This just a place holder. Voting results are in and I have the direction for the plot. Thanks for all your help! Keep reading and reviewing and I love you all!
Special Kudos and Love to: Erendil, Kadama (Luvs to my sistah! You rule, Master Samwise! Go read her fics!), Willowvilya aka Kay, Tenchi-sama, Jess, Invader Zim, dizzy izzy (go read her fic too!), elijahs angel, Reenie-chans (I love you Merry! In a strictly non-lesbian way..), Nahana (The Masked Banana thrower! Also known as the Blond Rangerette of the North, Aragorn!), Ryo-Boshi-Grey Hobo (Go Gandalf!), SchizoKit (42!), Ri-chan (Elijah rules! Love you Frodo with the obscenely blue eyes!), Captain Swoots and finally Plato's Tragedy (I really love your Birdie fic! I have a high opinion of you as an author. Keep it up! Everyone, go read "How The Last Feather Fell" by Plato's Tragedy and cry, like I did.)
No thanks to Angelina the Cowardly Flamer and Mademoiselle-Melissa the Evil Plagiarizer.
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