Sex Education... Medabot Style!!!
Disclaimer: *Revolver and Foxfire are in front of the PS2 whilst Metabee is napping and Brass is playing Duel monsters with Jedi-and*
Jedi-and: huh? People? I thought that this fic started next week...
Brass: nope... it must be a time change we haven't heard of... oh and I place the Celtic guardian in attack mode... *places card*
Jedi-and: have you been stealing my cards again? And is that why you're winning? *Brass looks away innocently*
Brass: nope...
Jedi-and: looks like I have to do a disclaimer... *places a trap card* yeah, all the characters are the property of their respective creators...
Foxfire: no slag...
Jedi-and: ¬_¬
Authors note: I HAVE QUESTIONS! YAY!! People actuality listened to my plea. Oh I'm so happy! *Does a happy dance* anyway, I will answer all those questions now. Enjoy!
Jedi-and
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Part 4: time for even more questions Answered and Foxfires baby!
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After the recess, Jedi-and was still with foxfire as she yelled out. To keep people calm he told Pregno to continue with the talk, seeing as he knows nearly as much as Jedi-and. He floated out on to the stage and Revolver followed.
"Whilst Jedi-and is busy, I will answer the rest of the question. Hun, first card please!" she blushed a little and drew a card, this time they where blue, not cream. She read it allowed.
"Does Music affect the baby Medabot when they are in the mother? That was from SSJ3 PikaFlash 2002." she looked at Pregno.
"Alright... well it doesn't really effect them in appearance but if you where to listen to say, oh I don't know, Death metal music then the Medabot might be more aggressive but if you where to listen to piano music, it might be calmer, however if you listen to sad music, it might end up unbelieving in their own abilities. Remember these are only MIGHTS so it might not happen."
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Metabee looked at Brass
"I'm going to get you in to metal rock music Brass!" she looked at him a little worried. He was acting like she was already expecting. But Rokusho was talking to Oceana about Mozart and Chiscoffski (I know I spelt them wrong). She shrugged and thought about what music SHE would like to hear.
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"Okay! The next question is..." Revolver drew a card in the way they do in Yu-Gi-Oh. "What Medabots can NOT have a baby? This is from Lady BlackDragonFire." She looked over.
"All Medabots can have children. It's just a matter of what is a good combination. A good combination would be two of similar types, medal to medal. A cat and a monkey won't go together as well as a Beetle and another Beetle type medal. It would be like putting a monkey medal in a dog's body. But some unusual combo's do work well at times."
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Brass and Metabee smiled at each other. Brass gave him a seductive glare and stroked the underside of his chin,
"So... where shall we go?" she asked in a seducing manner then before.
"Dude... I rock!" Brass giggled and leaned on to him. Rokusho looked at the mermaid, who was getting large because she was 'Building up her strength', on his lap and spoke softly.
"Do you think a Stag beetle and a mermaid medal might go together?" she shook her head and got up, now finished with eating.
"When I see you next, we need a talk about us Rokusho..." she floated out of the door and left Rokusho stunned (there Dark lady, HAPPY NOW?!?). He slumped in to his seat, knowing that was Oceana's way of saying 'It's over'.
"There, there bud. You get over it..." he just sighed as he watched the stage.
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"Next question is from... oh, look it's from Jedi-and's pal Dark Lady. Wasn't she your creator Pregno?"
"I think so... but what is her question?"
"Um... if Rokusho and Foxfire are not an item, how come Foxfire is, or was, Pregnant?" he looked stunned, not knowing the answer.
"I can answer that." Jedi-and came back out with Foxfire. She was as large as before but she still carried a baby in her arms. This caused the crowd to stir a little. "Not to worry folks. She has a slight case of DMP disorder, that's all." The crowd hushed as he walked to the podium and the stand ins else walked off. " The reason that foxfire is pregnant is because there was a slight 'Flux' in the author power. She IS carrying his babies but she and him didn't really get together. Maybe now would be a good time?" he looked over at the blushing Foxfire.
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Rokusho stared wide-eyed at the stage.
"I never dreamed I'd have a child..." he was in total shock, till he jumped out of his seat and over to Foxfire. She blushed and they walked off stage to join them in the crowd. Metabee stared wide-eyed at Rokusho, before his thoughts where interrupted with a shriek of glee as Brass saw the little baby.
"Aw! She's so CUTE!" she played with the baby Foxfire called Katana. Rokusho hugged the still large foxfire as they sat down.
"Dude... YOU rock!" Metabee High fived Rokusho.
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Bee floated out on to the stage and hid behind Jedi-and a little.
"Why do I have to do this?" she asked, still a little timid,
"Because. Don't worry, it will be fine!" she nodded and picked a card.
"H...How long are the pregnancies? This is by gamegirl28" he nodded,
"See? That wasn't so bad was it?" she shook her head and hid again. "Alright. I did answer this before but just for the record... it lasts 4 months, however if they get DMP it can last up to six months."
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Foxfire sighed as she looked down at her stomach. 'Two more months of THIS?' She thought.
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"Next question..." Bee drew a card,
"What happens if 20 male Medabots is you know what to one female Medabot?" she stared wide-eyed at the card, trying to imagine some one THAT big. "It's from mimic12355"
"That can't be right, surly it's a typo." she shook her head as Jedi-and looked at her. "Well that would be a problem... okay... A Femme won't have that meny children at one time. It's physically not possible. But hypertheotheticly, (I know it's wrong but...) the Bot would look 5 months in her second month! And she would become HUGE!" he stressed that to a point.
=================== Unsurprisingly, all of the female Medabots in the building fainted.
"Err... Rokusho..." Metabee looked over at the white bot as he tried to wake Foxfire,
"Yes Metabee?"
"How many multiple Pregnancy kits did Neutranurse buy?" he looked up in thought.
"Well... I think about 7 kits..." he looked at a kit box which one of the other femmes dropped. "Warning, do not use in conjunction with other kits, only use one at a time..." both of their eyes became VERY wide.
"This means..." Metabee started,
"That Neutranurse..." Rokusho continued,
"Is going to be VERY big!" they both looked at each other in shock.
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At the hotel, Neutranurse was in her cloths that she got 'for' Sumillidon. Talk about eye candy for Medabots... she picked up the packs and pulled them apart, downing bottle after bottle of fertility drugs, with out reading the instructions, she went through the stack of kits and walked out.
"Oh Sumillidon?"
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What ya think? Please go gentle on me and read and review.
Disclaimer: *Revolver and Foxfire are in front of the PS2 whilst Metabee is napping and Brass is playing Duel monsters with Jedi-and*
Jedi-and: huh? People? I thought that this fic started next week...
Brass: nope... it must be a time change we haven't heard of... oh and I place the Celtic guardian in attack mode... *places card*
Jedi-and: have you been stealing my cards again? And is that why you're winning? *Brass looks away innocently*
Brass: nope...
Jedi-and: looks like I have to do a disclaimer... *places a trap card* yeah, all the characters are the property of their respective creators...
Foxfire: no slag...
Jedi-and: ¬_¬
Authors note: I HAVE QUESTIONS! YAY!! People actuality listened to my plea. Oh I'm so happy! *Does a happy dance* anyway, I will answer all those questions now. Enjoy!
Jedi-and
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Part 4: time for even more questions Answered and Foxfires baby!
----------------------------------
After the recess, Jedi-and was still with foxfire as she yelled out. To keep people calm he told Pregno to continue with the talk, seeing as he knows nearly as much as Jedi-and. He floated out on to the stage and Revolver followed.
"Whilst Jedi-and is busy, I will answer the rest of the question. Hun, first card please!" she blushed a little and drew a card, this time they where blue, not cream. She read it allowed.
"Does Music affect the baby Medabot when they are in the mother? That was from SSJ3 PikaFlash 2002." she looked at Pregno.
"Alright... well it doesn't really effect them in appearance but if you where to listen to say, oh I don't know, Death metal music then the Medabot might be more aggressive but if you where to listen to piano music, it might be calmer, however if you listen to sad music, it might end up unbelieving in their own abilities. Remember these are only MIGHTS so it might not happen."
===================
Metabee looked at Brass
"I'm going to get you in to metal rock music Brass!" she looked at him a little worried. He was acting like she was already expecting. But Rokusho was talking to Oceana about Mozart and Chiscoffski (I know I spelt them wrong). She shrugged and thought about what music SHE would like to hear.
===================
"Okay! The next question is..." Revolver drew a card in the way they do in Yu-Gi-Oh. "What Medabots can NOT have a baby? This is from Lady BlackDragonFire." She looked over.
"All Medabots can have children. It's just a matter of what is a good combination. A good combination would be two of similar types, medal to medal. A cat and a monkey won't go together as well as a Beetle and another Beetle type medal. It would be like putting a monkey medal in a dog's body. But some unusual combo's do work well at times."
===================
Brass and Metabee smiled at each other. Brass gave him a seductive glare and stroked the underside of his chin,
"So... where shall we go?" she asked in a seducing manner then before.
"Dude... I rock!" Brass giggled and leaned on to him. Rokusho looked at the mermaid, who was getting large because she was 'Building up her strength', on his lap and spoke softly.
"Do you think a Stag beetle and a mermaid medal might go together?" she shook her head and got up, now finished with eating.
"When I see you next, we need a talk about us Rokusho..." she floated out of the door and left Rokusho stunned (there Dark lady, HAPPY NOW?!?). He slumped in to his seat, knowing that was Oceana's way of saying 'It's over'.
"There, there bud. You get over it..." he just sighed as he watched the stage.
==================
"Next question is from... oh, look it's from Jedi-and's pal Dark Lady. Wasn't she your creator Pregno?"
"I think so... but what is her question?"
"Um... if Rokusho and Foxfire are not an item, how come Foxfire is, or was, Pregnant?" he looked stunned, not knowing the answer.
"I can answer that." Jedi-and came back out with Foxfire. She was as large as before but she still carried a baby in her arms. This caused the crowd to stir a little. "Not to worry folks. She has a slight case of DMP disorder, that's all." The crowd hushed as he walked to the podium and the stand ins else walked off. " The reason that foxfire is pregnant is because there was a slight 'Flux' in the author power. She IS carrying his babies but she and him didn't really get together. Maybe now would be a good time?" he looked over at the blushing Foxfire.
====================
Rokusho stared wide-eyed at the stage.
"I never dreamed I'd have a child..." he was in total shock, till he jumped out of his seat and over to Foxfire. She blushed and they walked off stage to join them in the crowd. Metabee stared wide-eyed at Rokusho, before his thoughts where interrupted with a shriek of glee as Brass saw the little baby.
"Aw! She's so CUTE!" she played with the baby Foxfire called Katana. Rokusho hugged the still large foxfire as they sat down.
"Dude... YOU rock!" Metabee High fived Rokusho.
=====================
Bee floated out on to the stage and hid behind Jedi-and a little.
"Why do I have to do this?" she asked, still a little timid,
"Because. Don't worry, it will be fine!" she nodded and picked a card.
"H...How long are the pregnancies? This is by gamegirl28" he nodded,
"See? That wasn't so bad was it?" she shook her head and hid again. "Alright. I did answer this before but just for the record... it lasts 4 months, however if they get DMP it can last up to six months."
=====================
Foxfire sighed as she looked down at her stomach. 'Two more months of THIS?' She thought.
=====================
"Next question..." Bee drew a card,
"What happens if 20 male Medabots is you know what to one female Medabot?" she stared wide-eyed at the card, trying to imagine some one THAT big. "It's from mimic12355"
"That can't be right, surly it's a typo." she shook her head as Jedi-and looked at her. "Well that would be a problem... okay... A Femme won't have that meny children at one time. It's physically not possible. But hypertheotheticly, (I know it's wrong but...) the Bot would look 5 months in her second month! And she would become HUGE!" he stressed that to a point.
=================== Unsurprisingly, all of the female Medabots in the building fainted.
"Err... Rokusho..." Metabee looked over at the white bot as he tried to wake Foxfire,
"Yes Metabee?"
"How many multiple Pregnancy kits did Neutranurse buy?" he looked up in thought.
"Well... I think about 7 kits..." he looked at a kit box which one of the other femmes dropped. "Warning, do not use in conjunction with other kits, only use one at a time..." both of their eyes became VERY wide.
"This means..." Metabee started,
"That Neutranurse..." Rokusho continued,
"Is going to be VERY big!" they both looked at each other in shock.
=======================
At the hotel, Neutranurse was in her cloths that she got 'for' Sumillidon. Talk about eye candy for Medabots... she picked up the packs and pulled them apart, downing bottle after bottle of fertility drugs, with out reading the instructions, she went through the stack of kits and walked out.
"Oh Sumillidon?"
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What ya think? Please go gentle on me and read and review.