Sex Education... Medabot style...
By Jedi-and:
Disclaimer: *Jedi-and grabs a remote an points it towards a TV* I can't be bothered with this so here it is... a re-run... I won't be putting a disclaimer from now on... *Presses the 'play' button*
*Static*
I don't own this, that or much! *He gets prodded by Revolver* damn... I own NOTHING!! Happy now? *The femmes nod*
*Static*
Revolver: your real cheep you know that?
Jedi-and: Yep.
Authors note: this section might be smaller than the others, because a few of you asked very similar questions. And also because The Digicowboy was the only one to guess what the amount of Neutranurse's children, I'm going to give it to him. Well, Alx said a number but that was SLIGHTY extreme... and Digicowboy actually guessed right so...
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Part 6: What????
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"Si... SIXTEEN!?!?!" foxfire shouted out. Neutranurse just danced around in her seat. Metabee and the others had stopped trying to wake up Sumillidon and stared at her.
"You're joking me right?" Neutranurse shook her head.
"Oh! I can't wait! I can just see me making all those babies socks!" she giggled again as she patted her stomach.
"You realise that you won't be able to do much."
"Huh?"
"Hold on..." Foxfire raised her hand and waited.
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Jedi-and looked over at foxfire,
"You have a question Foxfire?" she stood up and looked at him,
"How big will a bot get if she is expecting... 16 babies..." she asked, looking towards Neutranurse,
"Err... do you really want me to answer that?"
"Of course!" Neutranurse stood up, looking a tad frustrated.
"To be honest... I don't know. It would be a first. You wouldn't be able to do an awful lot though so it would be hard..." he hesitated, trying to think of a reply.
"That's not the question here!" Neutranurse shouted out "How BIG will I get???" he growled before looking back down at her,
"You will be huge... I have NO idea how you are having this many children but all I know is that it's not normal!" he shouted back. "How many kits did you use?" he asked her. She didn't say anything. "How many?" he raised his voice a little,
"... Seven..." she said, a little ashamed whilst looking down. There were a lot of mutters from the crowd as Jedi-and suddenly felt light headed.
"Jeez! No wonder! Didn't you read the instructions? 'Do NOT use with other packs'!" he quoted. She slumped down in to her chair. "What where you thinking??" he had a nudge from Revolver,
"Your putting on the guilt trip a bit to much Pops..."
"Sorry. Okay. First question please..." she drew a card, and stared wide- eyed at it, "What's wrong Revolver?"
"There's three questions on this card... First of all. Once the Medal has been finished, and the Femme Medabot goes into labour, how does the new Medal come out of the pregnant Medabot? (I mean, form WHERE does it come out? Does it ejects from a different compartment, or comes out of a slot like a computer disk, or what?)
Second question. Since most Medabots' Medals are 'based' on different animals, does this have any effect on the Medabots' chances of getting pregnant? (For example, a Bunny type Medal having more chances of becoming pregnant than other Medals, or a Cat type Medal going into heat once in a while.)
Third Question. Do Medabot Femmes have a Medabot equivalent for breastfeeding?
Persona Ohnlyne" she finished off, a little out of breath. Jedi-and stood there for a while and thought for a second. Well, he was a little stunned. He would need a vacation with a certain Female Chatters employee who comes from Japan.
"Okay..." he started "1) A small slot appears at the base of the stomach, where the medal appears from. It is just above the leg plates. Remember, the stomach plate is lowered to the leg plates. If the mechanism is stuck because of a mechanical failure, or just because they are bearing to many children, the Medabots equivalent of a 'C-Section' is done, where the front plate is removed and I, or one of my assistants, will remove the medals by hand. 2) Yes, an animal based Medabot Medal will have SOME characteristics of the animal it is based on. A rabbit will have more chance of getting pregnant, a beetle will hesitate when it comes to deciding but a mermaid will be dependant on the type of body it has. A mermaid, Like Oceana, will have more children easily, heading up to a normal amount of about 6 children, while a nurse type will only have a normal maximum of 3." He shot Neutranurse another glare. "And for question 3... not every Medabot has a chest so it the option for a Medabot version of breastfeeding is not always possible, however, the mother can transfer energy to child by placing a finger on there mouth, or if they held them by there chest, if they have one."
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Brass gave off an almightily sigh, looking down at her chest. She wasn't as rounded as Oceana, and it was one of those reasons that Metabee chose her over Brass to start with.
"Don't worry Brass... Least you won't be the size of a house..." Neutranurse was slumped in her chair.
"You brought this on yourself. And besides, wouldn't it be worth it to have all those adorable little babies?"
"Oh yeah." She giggled as Sumillidon woke up,
"Wha?"
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"Next please!" she looked at the card,
"We have a few similar one which relate to this question, so I'll say this one, rather than all. Can Medabots have this kind of problems, like, you know, hmm, genetic? Like Down Syndrome?" she turned over the card " And one which is original: what happens if two brothers and Sisters have children? Is it safe? (I'm already imagining some of Neutranurse and Sumillidon's children falling in love with each other...))" She shuddered a little "That was from Gostridah and Lady BlackDragonFire"
"Well there are no real STD's out there, but how common it is to have DMP, MFS and other Pregnancy related syndromes can be transmitted to the child. There is no AIDS of HIV in Medabots, or none have been discovered. As for the brother/sister thing... the system would recognise that they are directly related and shut down, preventing children, but if that failed, there is a high risk of the child being 'still born'."
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"Nursey?" Sumillidon looked at his partner "We have to stop them from doing that..."
"How?"
"We'll think of something," he said, turning back to the stage.
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Revolver drew a fresh card, "Are the toddle-bots type-codes (like "CAT" and "KBT" and stuff) the same as one of their parent's of are they different? That's from Hawk of Death."
"Well, it would either be a combo, or if the child was so similar to a parent, it would be the same. For example, Centurion and Peppercat had a child in my fics called 'Crown cat', Centurion is a CNT type and Peppercat is a CAT type, either way, it would mimic the parents type, so it mimicked the CAT type, because she was female."
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The gang looked over to see Peppercat run up on to the stage, and tackle Centurion, giving him a death hug. They just cracked up in laughter. Even Rokusho let out a small laugh.
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Another card was drawn from the green deck ""Would food be a factor in determining the attitude of the child Medabot (EG: caffeine drinks that can make the Medabot go hyper)? This was from SSJ3 PikaFlash 2002."
"Well, yes. If a Meda-Mother drank some caffeine, there is a very high chance that the child will end up like Rintaro." The audience laughed a little.
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"OH GOD NO!!!" Brass called, running out of the room, Metabee in close pursuit.
"I didn't think Rintaro was that bad..." Neutranurse said. Everyone else gave her a funny look.
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"Next Question Please and then I think we'll have a brake..."
"Two similar questions now from your good friend Dark Lady and an anonymous one from a person known as the 'masked bunghole'. It was: What happens if a femme kisses a femme. Will they both be pregnant, will one be pregnant? Or will they not be pregnant at all?"
"Haven't I answered that one?" she shrugged "Oh well. They would both become pregnant because the info would be sent both ways, or neither will be pregnant because no info is transmitted..."
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They heard a crash and in the door were Femjet and another Femme Bot, shouting at each other,
"How could you get me Pregnant?!?!?!?"
"ME??? YOU got ME pregnant!!!" the other called.
"Fight, Fight, Fight!" Metabee called. Soon a metallic THUD was heard and most cringed.
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"Right, time for a brake... Neutranurse... I want to see you AND Sumillidon in my office NOW!" he called sternly, turning and leaving, with the pink and pale yellow bot following.
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What ya think? Keep the questions coming guys! Take care.
By Jedi-and:
Disclaimer: *Jedi-and grabs a remote an points it towards a TV* I can't be bothered with this so here it is... a re-run... I won't be putting a disclaimer from now on... *Presses the 'play' button*
*Static*
I don't own this, that or much! *He gets prodded by Revolver* damn... I own NOTHING!! Happy now? *The femmes nod*
*Static*
Revolver: your real cheep you know that?
Jedi-and: Yep.
Authors note: this section might be smaller than the others, because a few of you asked very similar questions. And also because The Digicowboy was the only one to guess what the amount of Neutranurse's children, I'm going to give it to him. Well, Alx said a number but that was SLIGHTY extreme... and Digicowboy actually guessed right so...
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Part 6: What????
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"Si... SIXTEEN!?!?!" foxfire shouted out. Neutranurse just danced around in her seat. Metabee and the others had stopped trying to wake up Sumillidon and stared at her.
"You're joking me right?" Neutranurse shook her head.
"Oh! I can't wait! I can just see me making all those babies socks!" she giggled again as she patted her stomach.
"You realise that you won't be able to do much."
"Huh?"
"Hold on..." Foxfire raised her hand and waited.
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Jedi-and looked over at foxfire,
"You have a question Foxfire?" she stood up and looked at him,
"How big will a bot get if she is expecting... 16 babies..." she asked, looking towards Neutranurse,
"Err... do you really want me to answer that?"
"Of course!" Neutranurse stood up, looking a tad frustrated.
"To be honest... I don't know. It would be a first. You wouldn't be able to do an awful lot though so it would be hard..." he hesitated, trying to think of a reply.
"That's not the question here!" Neutranurse shouted out "How BIG will I get???" he growled before looking back down at her,
"You will be huge... I have NO idea how you are having this many children but all I know is that it's not normal!" he shouted back. "How many kits did you use?" he asked her. She didn't say anything. "How many?" he raised his voice a little,
"... Seven..." she said, a little ashamed whilst looking down. There were a lot of mutters from the crowd as Jedi-and suddenly felt light headed.
"Jeez! No wonder! Didn't you read the instructions? 'Do NOT use with other packs'!" he quoted. She slumped down in to her chair. "What where you thinking??" he had a nudge from Revolver,
"Your putting on the guilt trip a bit to much Pops..."
"Sorry. Okay. First question please..." she drew a card, and stared wide- eyed at it, "What's wrong Revolver?"
"There's three questions on this card... First of all. Once the Medal has been finished, and the Femme Medabot goes into labour, how does the new Medal come out of the pregnant Medabot? (I mean, form WHERE does it come out? Does it ejects from a different compartment, or comes out of a slot like a computer disk, or what?)
Second question. Since most Medabots' Medals are 'based' on different animals, does this have any effect on the Medabots' chances of getting pregnant? (For example, a Bunny type Medal having more chances of becoming pregnant than other Medals, or a Cat type Medal going into heat once in a while.)
Third Question. Do Medabot Femmes have a Medabot equivalent for breastfeeding?
Persona Ohnlyne" she finished off, a little out of breath. Jedi-and stood there for a while and thought for a second. Well, he was a little stunned. He would need a vacation with a certain Female Chatters employee who comes from Japan.
"Okay..." he started "1) A small slot appears at the base of the stomach, where the medal appears from. It is just above the leg plates. Remember, the stomach plate is lowered to the leg plates. If the mechanism is stuck because of a mechanical failure, or just because they are bearing to many children, the Medabots equivalent of a 'C-Section' is done, where the front plate is removed and I, or one of my assistants, will remove the medals by hand. 2) Yes, an animal based Medabot Medal will have SOME characteristics of the animal it is based on. A rabbit will have more chance of getting pregnant, a beetle will hesitate when it comes to deciding but a mermaid will be dependant on the type of body it has. A mermaid, Like Oceana, will have more children easily, heading up to a normal amount of about 6 children, while a nurse type will only have a normal maximum of 3." He shot Neutranurse another glare. "And for question 3... not every Medabot has a chest so it the option for a Medabot version of breastfeeding is not always possible, however, the mother can transfer energy to child by placing a finger on there mouth, or if they held them by there chest, if they have one."
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Brass gave off an almightily sigh, looking down at her chest. She wasn't as rounded as Oceana, and it was one of those reasons that Metabee chose her over Brass to start with.
"Don't worry Brass... Least you won't be the size of a house..." Neutranurse was slumped in her chair.
"You brought this on yourself. And besides, wouldn't it be worth it to have all those adorable little babies?"
"Oh yeah." She giggled as Sumillidon woke up,
"Wha?"
========================
"Next please!" she looked at the card,
"We have a few similar one which relate to this question, so I'll say this one, rather than all. Can Medabots have this kind of problems, like, you know, hmm, genetic? Like Down Syndrome?" she turned over the card " And one which is original: what happens if two brothers and Sisters have children? Is it safe? (I'm already imagining some of Neutranurse and Sumillidon's children falling in love with each other...))" She shuddered a little "That was from Gostridah and Lady BlackDragonFire"
"Well there are no real STD's out there, but how common it is to have DMP, MFS and other Pregnancy related syndromes can be transmitted to the child. There is no AIDS of HIV in Medabots, or none have been discovered. As for the brother/sister thing... the system would recognise that they are directly related and shut down, preventing children, but if that failed, there is a high risk of the child being 'still born'."
======================
"Nursey?" Sumillidon looked at his partner "We have to stop them from doing that..."
"How?"
"We'll think of something," he said, turning back to the stage.
=====================
Revolver drew a fresh card, "Are the toddle-bots type-codes (like "CAT" and "KBT" and stuff) the same as one of their parent's of are they different? That's from Hawk of Death."
"Well, it would either be a combo, or if the child was so similar to a parent, it would be the same. For example, Centurion and Peppercat had a child in my fics called 'Crown cat', Centurion is a CNT type and Peppercat is a CAT type, either way, it would mimic the parents type, so it mimicked the CAT type, because she was female."
======================
The gang looked over to see Peppercat run up on to the stage, and tackle Centurion, giving him a death hug. They just cracked up in laughter. Even Rokusho let out a small laugh.
=====================
Another card was drawn from the green deck ""Would food be a factor in determining the attitude of the child Medabot (EG: caffeine drinks that can make the Medabot go hyper)? This was from SSJ3 PikaFlash 2002."
"Well, yes. If a Meda-Mother drank some caffeine, there is a very high chance that the child will end up like Rintaro." The audience laughed a little.
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"OH GOD NO!!!" Brass called, running out of the room, Metabee in close pursuit.
"I didn't think Rintaro was that bad..." Neutranurse said. Everyone else gave her a funny look.
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"Next Question Please and then I think we'll have a brake..."
"Two similar questions now from your good friend Dark Lady and an anonymous one from a person known as the 'masked bunghole'. It was: What happens if a femme kisses a femme. Will they both be pregnant, will one be pregnant? Or will they not be pregnant at all?"
"Haven't I answered that one?" she shrugged "Oh well. They would both become pregnant because the info would be sent both ways, or neither will be pregnant because no info is transmitted..."
=========================
They heard a crash and in the door were Femjet and another Femme Bot, shouting at each other,
"How could you get me Pregnant?!?!?!?"
"ME??? YOU got ME pregnant!!!" the other called.
"Fight, Fight, Fight!" Metabee called. Soon a metallic THUD was heard and most cringed.
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"Right, time for a brake... Neutranurse... I want to see you AND Sumillidon in my office NOW!" he called sternly, turning and leaving, with the pink and pale yellow bot following.
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What ya think? Keep the questions coming guys! Take care.