WELCOME BACK TO..
The 'Random Harry Potter Characters Say. Random Shit.' Show!!!!!
Where we last left our heroes: They were stranded in the Hufflepuff Girls Dormitories with no means of escape until voters decide who gets kicked off..This should be another interesting trip everyone, lets get the show started!!!
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns all the Harry Potter Characters. (Talk about stating the obvious.)
A/N: Just more insanity from Admiral J (Me, 'Jasmine') And all the Others I trapped. Shoutout: OUA---Thankx for readin this, and getting me addicted to fanfic.net! Saved me from boredom this summer!
Same Gang as Last Time: Draco, Hagrid, A Dementor, James Potter, Harry Potter, Hermione, Molly Weasley, Snape, Lavender, McGonagall, Remus Lupin, Voldie, Sirius, and Dumbly.Which one is least liked, and gets to leave the room? Well we have to find out!
~*~*~*~ Voldemort: I like evil. Bring out the "Laser beam".Mini Me, Mr. Bigglesworth, come here.
Hermione: You crazy git! Now your acting like Doctor Evil, you're taking this Austin Powers theme too far.its sick.
Voldie: [Looks hurt] Awe, Baby..BEHAVE! [Winks].
Dementor: Sirius Black..Will you be the father of my children?
Sirius: [Faints]
Luckily I can make people recover from shock in an instant so everybody can see his answer.
Sirius: [Magically Recovers] Havent you learned anything you stupid dementor! I don't want to marry you, nether the less have children with you! .Damnit.I just want to sit on my porch and photograph some cattle!!!
Dementor: YOU bitch!
Remmie: Okay, Admiral J, this is following the same plot line as the other.don't you think you could add a little spice to the fic.it's the same stuff. Austin Powers, Proposing to Siri.its getting old.
Admiral J: [makes angry face] LUPIN!!!!!!
Draco: Actually he's right.
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: [Nod]
Admiral J: Fine you want spice.heres some spice for ya!
[All of a sudden Large shakers of Hot Pepper, Peprika, Oregeno and Basil charge in the door of the Hufflepuff Girls dormitories]
Peprika:[Blushes] Hey Remmie.Lookin Good, in the neighborhood!
Remmie: That's the Applebees Slogan you asshole. [Punches the Peprika square in the.shaker?]
[Other spices sit down scared of Remmie, the Oregeno, playfully toying with Snapes hair]
Snape: Oh Oregeno shaker.Teee Hee.you're making me blush!
Molly Weasley:
Dumbly: This is getting stupid, I can't stand the Suspense.who is getting voted off???
Admiral J: Dim the Lights please.
[No one moves]
Admiral J: Damnit James Potter, Dim the fricken lights!
[Lights Dim]
Admiral J: Drumroll please.
Lavender: [Sneezes] Achoo!
Admiral J: No time to be picky.good enough. AND THE PERSON WHO IS VOTED OFF AND NEVER GETS TO COME BACK HERE BECAUSE WE HATE HIM...IS..
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: I HOPE ITS ME!
Admiral J: HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!! Thank you Mister Potter for playin this game with us! YOU were voted off because you are a deficeit, arrogant attention hog. (A/N don't kill me potter fans, Im jus playin around, Harrys a cool cat) You have a book about you.5 actually, and its time to stop hogging the fame.
Hagrid: Why did yer eliminate 'Arry. I love dat boy like 'e was my own, yer bastard.
Sirius: No offense, Admiral J.But you suck at the Hagrid accent thing.
Admiral J: [Turns Sirius into a tie-dye colored parakeet!]
Sirius: that was uncalled for!!!! [chirps]
Admiral J: hahhahahahaha!!!!
Remmie: Hey.That's my Best Friend!!! Oohh yummy.a digested popsicle stick!
Admiral J: Lets add a twist to this game, shall we?
Sirius: Can you turn me back into a damn human?
Admiral J: Hummm.would you get me a year's subscription to a Boyscout magazine if I did?
Sirius: Sure.Tee Hee.Cattle! Cattle! Cattle!![Hums: Home Home on the Range.where the deer and the antelope pay.where seldom is heard.]
Remmie: YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE ADMIRAL J!! he's a BIRD! He cannot sing songs such as home on the range!!!
Admiral J: Will you stop making sense out of everything, Moony!! [Turns Sirius back to human form]
Draco: What is this twist you are talking about?
Admiral J: Well I was either thinkin, a Kareoke contest, or perhaps a dating matchup! Either that or we can gather round and play truth or dare, like other Fanfic authors do when they cant think of anything else to make their characters say.
Voldie: Why don't we let the reviewers decide? Or why not do all of them, or why not just think up an original idea for a game?
Admiral J: I am going to start calling everybody by their last names!! YAY! If I am not already doing so! AHHAHAHHAHAHAH.WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE [Crashes into tree.]
Granger: Ooooh I can't help it if I'm a buisness man that likes to read porno slash fics of myself and the basilisk!!!! Don't you think so; Snapey- Wapey-Lovey-Pooh?
Lupin: over share, Granger.overshare! [Turns into werewolf form, and kills Molly Weasley]
Weasley:
Black: Can you stop referring to us by our last name! I feel like a speedboat salesmen with a heroine addiction.
Admiral J: No Black.I'll do whatever the hell I want. And Who the fuck sells speedboats?
Black: Me.Its my side job aside from admiring cattle. [Shrugs]
Admiral J: Neat.I once shared an apple juicebox with a speedboat once.It was odd.
Weasley:
Potter (james): I thought that woman was dead.
Lupin: Me too, Prongs.Me too.
The Weather Man: Todays weather will be party sunny and variably warm, the humidity factor will be around 45%. There is a slight chance of rain showers in the PM due to an incoming cold front.
McGonagall: For Heavens Sake! Admrial J! There is local newscast weatherman here! Good Riddance! How did this happen.
The Weather Man: I.I.All I wanted for Christmas was my two front teeth!!! [Sobs]
McGonagall: [Sobs too] Me too!!!!! [Runs and embraces the weatherman as they start making out]
Granger: I NEVER wanted to see that in my life!!.actually speaking of Selfish egotistical Satanists.
Lcokhart: Just so you know.I am in the game still.the author just didn't feel like making me say anything!
Malfoy: Can we please play a game!
Admiral J: Yes.of course snuckums![Pulls Draco's ear] Plus I'm getting sick of reffering to you all by last names.
Brad Pitt: [Waves]
Voldie: What are YOU doing in the Hufflepuff Girls Dormitories, baby? Lookin for someone to shag with? Awee.fuck.I still don't have my mojo!
Brad Pitt: [Waves]
Admiral J: OKAY.Who invited Mr.Pitt?
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: [Shrug]
Dementor: SHOPLIFTING.
Brad Pitt: Okay.Lets Go, Dementor!! [Waves]
Admiral J: NO! NO way in hell are you going shoplifting with Brad Pitt. You are stuck here in this room just like everybody else I am holding captive.
Brad Pitt: [Waves then Apparates]
Hagrid: Yer know, I haffent said an'thin fer awhile in this fic.Why is dat, Admiral?
Admiral J: Because I can never talk like you. You talk so weird.damnit.
Draco: I thought you said that we were going to play a game! [Sobs]
Voldie: POKEMON for Gameboy Advance!!!!
Admiral J: Erm.No.Sorry 'Mort. How about.Strip poker!!!
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit:: [Nod in agreement, because I forced them too]
Admiral J: [Conjures up a table and a deck of playing cards made by house elves in cotton vests]
[Mcgonagall is still snogging with the Weatherman, but had stopped at the idea of strip poker, and smiled]
Hagrid: How do yer play Strip Poker?
Admiral J: Its Poker.Then you strip. Or you Strip.While Playing Poker. Or you Poke her, while playing strip.Or You Strip a Poker.Or..
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: WE GET IT!
Admiral J: Okay.I'll deal out the cards. [Deals out the cards]. Actually. To make this game.more exciting, when you loose, you not only have to strip.but do a completley bogus dare!! Mwuahaha.
Sirius: Well. all of the Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit have decided that we are to leave you hanging as to WHO will strip. WHAT they'll wear, and if the crazy Author is bullshitting you and were just going to sit around discussing gorillas.
Admiral J: That's NOT true. I'm Not Bullshitting. Come see who does what insane dare! And if you have any ideas or suggestions for something you want me to make these poor characters do.Im open for suggestions so R&R
Sirius: And if any of you have some cattle.I'd like a picture please [Smiles Innocently]
Remmie: Can you two just shut up with this exgaggerated goodbye phase and let the readers, review and/or go on with their lives?
Admiral J: Leave it to Remmie to ruin our fun! Goodbye; and We'll see you next time on The Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit Show!!!
The 'Random Harry Potter Characters Say. Random Shit.' Show!!!!!
Where we last left our heroes: They were stranded in the Hufflepuff Girls Dormitories with no means of escape until voters decide who gets kicked off..This should be another interesting trip everyone, lets get the show started!!!
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns all the Harry Potter Characters. (Talk about stating the obvious.)
A/N: Just more insanity from Admiral J (Me, 'Jasmine') And all the Others I trapped. Shoutout: OUA---Thankx for readin this, and getting me addicted to fanfic.net! Saved me from boredom this summer!
Same Gang as Last Time: Draco, Hagrid, A Dementor, James Potter, Harry Potter, Hermione, Molly Weasley, Snape, Lavender, McGonagall, Remus Lupin, Voldie, Sirius, and Dumbly.Which one is least liked, and gets to leave the room? Well we have to find out!
~*~*~*~ Voldemort: I like evil. Bring out the "Laser beam".Mini Me, Mr. Bigglesworth, come here.
Hermione: You crazy git! Now your acting like Doctor Evil, you're taking this Austin Powers theme too far.its sick.
Voldie: [Looks hurt] Awe, Baby..BEHAVE! [Winks].
Dementor: Sirius Black..Will you be the father of my children?
Sirius: [Faints]
Luckily I can make people recover from shock in an instant so everybody can see his answer.
Sirius: [Magically Recovers] Havent you learned anything you stupid dementor! I don't want to marry you, nether the less have children with you! .Damnit.I just want to sit on my porch and photograph some cattle!!!
Dementor: YOU bitch!
Remmie: Okay, Admiral J, this is following the same plot line as the other.don't you think you could add a little spice to the fic.it's the same stuff. Austin Powers, Proposing to Siri.its getting old.
Admiral J: [makes angry face] LUPIN!!!!!!
Draco: Actually he's right.
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: [Nod]
Admiral J: Fine you want spice.heres some spice for ya!
[All of a sudden Large shakers of Hot Pepper, Peprika, Oregeno and Basil charge in the door of the Hufflepuff Girls dormitories]
Peprika:[Blushes] Hey Remmie.Lookin Good, in the neighborhood!
Remmie: That's the Applebees Slogan you asshole. [Punches the Peprika square in the.shaker?]
[Other spices sit down scared of Remmie, the Oregeno, playfully toying with Snapes hair]
Snape: Oh Oregeno shaker.Teee Hee.you're making me blush!
Molly Weasley:
Dumbly: This is getting stupid, I can't stand the Suspense.who is getting voted off???
Admiral J: Dim the Lights please.
[No one moves]
Admiral J: Damnit James Potter, Dim the fricken lights!
[Lights Dim]
Admiral J: Drumroll please.
Lavender: [Sneezes] Achoo!
Admiral J: No time to be picky.good enough. AND THE PERSON WHO IS VOTED OFF AND NEVER GETS TO COME BACK HERE BECAUSE WE HATE HIM...IS..
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: I HOPE ITS ME!
Admiral J: HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!! Thank you Mister Potter for playin this game with us! YOU were voted off because you are a deficeit, arrogant attention hog. (A/N don't kill me potter fans, Im jus playin around, Harrys a cool cat) You have a book about you.5 actually, and its time to stop hogging the fame.
Hagrid: Why did yer eliminate 'Arry. I love dat boy like 'e was my own, yer bastard.
Sirius: No offense, Admiral J.But you suck at the Hagrid accent thing.
Admiral J: [Turns Sirius into a tie-dye colored parakeet!]
Sirius: that was uncalled for!!!! [chirps]
Admiral J: hahhahahahaha!!!!
Remmie: Hey.That's my Best Friend!!! Oohh yummy.a digested popsicle stick!
Admiral J: Lets add a twist to this game, shall we?
Sirius: Can you turn me back into a damn human?
Admiral J: Hummm.would you get me a year's subscription to a Boyscout magazine if I did?
Sirius: Sure.Tee Hee.Cattle! Cattle! Cattle!![Hums: Home Home on the Range.where the deer and the antelope pay.where seldom is heard.]
Remmie: YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE ADMIRAL J!! he's a BIRD! He cannot sing songs such as home on the range!!!
Admiral J: Will you stop making sense out of everything, Moony!! [Turns Sirius back to human form]
Draco: What is this twist you are talking about?
Admiral J: Well I was either thinkin, a Kareoke contest, or perhaps a dating matchup! Either that or we can gather round and play truth or dare, like other Fanfic authors do when they cant think of anything else to make their characters say.
Voldie: Why don't we let the reviewers decide? Or why not do all of them, or why not just think up an original idea for a game?
Admiral J: I am going to start calling everybody by their last names!! YAY! If I am not already doing so! AHHAHAHHAHAHAH.WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE [Crashes into tree.]
Granger: Ooooh I can't help it if I'm a buisness man that likes to read porno slash fics of myself and the basilisk!!!! Don't you think so; Snapey- Wapey-Lovey-Pooh?
Lupin: over share, Granger.overshare! [Turns into werewolf form, and kills Molly Weasley]
Weasley:
Black: Can you stop referring to us by our last name! I feel like a speedboat salesmen with a heroine addiction.
Admiral J: No Black.I'll do whatever the hell I want. And Who the fuck sells speedboats?
Black: Me.Its my side job aside from admiring cattle. [Shrugs]
Admiral J: Neat.I once shared an apple juicebox with a speedboat once.It was odd.
Weasley:
Potter (james): I thought that woman was dead.
Lupin: Me too, Prongs.Me too.
The Weather Man: Todays weather will be party sunny and variably warm, the humidity factor will be around 45%. There is a slight chance of rain showers in the PM due to an incoming cold front.
McGonagall: For Heavens Sake! Admrial J! There is local newscast weatherman here! Good Riddance! How did this happen.
The Weather Man: I.I.All I wanted for Christmas was my two front teeth!!! [Sobs]
McGonagall: [Sobs too] Me too!!!!! [Runs and embraces the weatherman as they start making out]
Granger: I NEVER wanted to see that in my life!!.actually speaking of Selfish egotistical Satanists.
Lcokhart: Just so you know.I am in the game still.the author just didn't feel like making me say anything!
Malfoy: Can we please play a game!
Admiral J: Yes.of course snuckums![Pulls Draco's ear] Plus I'm getting sick of reffering to you all by last names.
Brad Pitt: [Waves]
Voldie: What are YOU doing in the Hufflepuff Girls Dormitories, baby? Lookin for someone to shag with? Awee.fuck.I still don't have my mojo!
Brad Pitt: [Waves]
Admiral J: OKAY.Who invited Mr.Pitt?
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: [Shrug]
Dementor: SHOPLIFTING.
Brad Pitt: Okay.Lets Go, Dementor!! [Waves]
Admiral J: NO! NO way in hell are you going shoplifting with Brad Pitt. You are stuck here in this room just like everybody else I am holding captive.
Brad Pitt: [Waves then Apparates]
Hagrid: Yer know, I haffent said an'thin fer awhile in this fic.Why is dat, Admiral?
Admiral J: Because I can never talk like you. You talk so weird.damnit.
Draco: I thought you said that we were going to play a game! [Sobs]
Voldie: POKEMON for Gameboy Advance!!!!
Admiral J: Erm.No.Sorry 'Mort. How about.Strip poker!!!
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit:: [Nod in agreement, because I forced them too]
Admiral J: [Conjures up a table and a deck of playing cards made by house elves in cotton vests]
[Mcgonagall is still snogging with the Weatherman, but had stopped at the idea of strip poker, and smiled]
Hagrid: How do yer play Strip Poker?
Admiral J: Its Poker.Then you strip. Or you Strip.While Playing Poker. Or you Poke her, while playing strip.Or You Strip a Poker.Or..
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: WE GET IT!
Admiral J: Okay.I'll deal out the cards. [Deals out the cards]. Actually. To make this game.more exciting, when you loose, you not only have to strip.but do a completley bogus dare!! Mwuahaha.
Sirius: Well. all of the Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit have decided that we are to leave you hanging as to WHO will strip. WHAT they'll wear, and if the crazy Author is bullshitting you and were just going to sit around discussing gorillas.
Admiral J: That's NOT true. I'm Not Bullshitting. Come see who does what insane dare! And if you have any ideas or suggestions for something you want me to make these poor characters do.Im open for suggestions so R&R
Sirius: And if any of you have some cattle.I'd like a picture please [Smiles Innocently]
Remmie: Can you two just shut up with this exgaggerated goodbye phase and let the readers, review and/or go on with their lives?
Admiral J: Leave it to Remmie to ruin our fun! Goodbye; and We'll see you next time on The Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit Show!!!