Chapter 5 ~*~Flaming Insanity. (THANK YOU TO ALL MY REVIEWERS!!!!!)
Admiral J: Here is the Next Scenario in the RANDOM HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS THAT SAY RANDOM SHIT, Series. So sit tight, grab a seat, and get ready to read about the Bonfire that not only... Well you'll just have to read about it!
Where we last left our heroes: Harry had been long voted off, Lockhart, Hagrid and Lavender were soon to follow. Mcgonagall had snogged Fawkes the pheonix, Voldemort cut off his privates, and the Diaries of Dumbly, Sirius, James and Hermione were read! Now.Its time to have a little roasty toasty bonfire! Alive left are: Draco, Sirius, Dumbly, McGonagall, Hermione, Molly, James, Remus, Voldie, Dementor and Snape.
I'd like to thank my sister for helping me think up the Bonfire idea for this chappie. We were both as bored as hell on a family trip, and thinkin of ideas constantly (Don't worry readers, I'll still take any suggestions you have and consider them!)
(Oh yea.Disclaimer: not that this is nescesary since by now you know that none of the HP characters are mine.I'll say; none of the HP Characters are mine (JUST THE RANDOMNeSS!!)) Snivellus: Enough of the Lame ass introductions: I am Snape. I am a Jailcell. And I am an avid reader of Playboy Magazine!
Draco: That introduction sucked.
Molly Weasley:
Admiral J:
Sirius: HELLOOOOOO!!!!??!?!?! Uh-Oh! She pulled a Molly on us! LETS MAKE THE BONFIRE NOW, Jay!!!!!
Admiral J: Why did you just call me Jay?
Sirius: Its easier to say. And plus, I figured if I did that, I'd end up getting divorced with an orange plushie elephant toy, that I got from a Super Market vending machine. [Waltzes]
Admiral J: Fine but spell it JAYE, this way its not the same spelling as a guy named Jason. [Shrugs]
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: OKAY!
Jaye: Okay all, come gather around the fire ring.
Remmie: You're making a FIRE, in the HUFFLEPUFF dorms???!?!!?!?! That's not possible!
Jaye: Remus, you really gotta stop, before I decide to sacrifice your sorry ass to the spirit world! Havent you learned, I, the author am capable of all things happening in this story. [Magically makes Remmie turn pregnant!]
Remmie: Awe Shit! I'm expectant. Prongs, get me that number for the maternity clinic.
Jaye: You can't leave anyway, you're trapped. MWUAHAHA!
Hermione: I'm going to throw a monkey wrench into the works!
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: WHAT???
Hermione: It's from the Scholastic Dictionary of Idioms. No clue what it means. But lets get this fire started!!!
[All of a sudden a roaring fire appears in front of them, and somebody started playing Frank Sinatra music]
Dumbles: Okay! Who turned on the oldies!!!!! ***SPITS AT JAMES***
James: HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR? You really cooked my goose!!!
A/N: The Author is having much fun with this lovely book of Idioms and such. Hey.The Author says we should all talk in thrid person!
Dumbles: Because Dumbledore was foaming at the mouth.Sorry Jamsie!
McGonagall: Minerva is a nice little pre-teen with a low self esteem! Hey Jaye, Minerva wants to roast marshie-mellows!!! Marshie Marshie Marshie mellows! Minerva and Draco sitting in a tree..K -I-S-S-I...
Draco: That's sick, you have a crush on Draco!!!! Draco likes Venus-725, one of this fics reviewers. So piss of Professor! (A/N: told you I would, thanks for reviewing!)
Remmie: Remmie think that Remmie should seek help about this baby. This is **not** natural!!!
[Hermione, James, Sirius and Dumbly and Minerva start to roast marshmellows]
Osama Bin Laden: HELLO, Taliban Members!
Sirius: [Breaks out in laughter and won't shut up] Whoa.An international terrorist! Here?YAYY!!!!! We aren't part of the Taliban, bud, we are All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit ... but here...have a marshie mellow!
Osama Bin Laden: [eats marshie mellow in a seductive way] So this isn't the Fanfic about plotting against innocent countries?
Jaye: I'm afraid not! But I may have to call W. Bush on you and have him come pick you up!
A/N: This is not meant to be offensive, just havin a little bit of fun w/Osama. I am not anti-patriotic and am VERY PROUD to be an American, and love and support the country. Now I shall continue hoping I don't get yelled at for this. (Plz don't yell at me **puppy eyes**)
Voldie: OSAMA!!!! Shagadellic Baby, I'm Powers...Austin Powers..Actually I'm just a dark lord who imitates him.but anyway, should we shag now? Or Shag later?
Moony: Havent you gotten the concept...YOU DON'T HAVE A DICK! You cut yours off with an axe!
Voldie: [ponders] oh yeah, baby, your right. Naughty Remmie you.
Moony aka Remus aka (Whatever nickname you choose): [rolls eyes]
Osama bin Laden: Well I reckon my Evil Iraqi ass found my way into the wrong fanfic...But thanks for the Marshie mellow. [Dissapears]
McGonagall: Lets have a sing along!!! Campfire songs rock! I shall lead you all in a jubilant chorous!
[Mcgonagall starts to sing!] "Kum bay ya, my Lord. Kum Bay Ya! Kum Bay Ya, my Lord.Kum bay ay!!!" [They all join in]
A Mustache: [Skips up the the group] Hey gals! [he says pointedly at Hermione] Are you from Tenessee?
Hermione: NO
A Mustache: Oh what a shame, because you're the only 10 I see!!!!
Dementor: That's not true [Looks dreamily at Sirius and points] He's hott...Sirius Black; I once again will ask you kindly---Will you go out with me? It doesn't even have to be serious, Sirius! You know just a one time night of adventure and thrill.I'm a good partner really! I LOVE YOU!
Jaye: Dementor, if you weren't already a soul-less dead creature, I'd roast you right now, because that's getting really annoying. You do this every chapter.
Dementor: YES..but me and him are DESTINY. **Sighs dreamily**
Snape: Urgh, please! Like I said before, If I wasn't a bankrupt Chimney sweep, I'd take my father out of the Catholic girls school and send him off to join the Marines.
A Mustache: Youre dad's a catholic school girl?
Snape: Sadly so.
Sirius: Cattle!!!! [Smiles blissfully]
Jaye: Right. Okay, James, the only sane one in this group, help me decide who shall kick the bucket.
Dumbly: Can we kill the mustache?
A Mustache: HEY! Don't think I didn't hear you, geezer. Bring it on!!!!
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: Oooohhh ahhh. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!! **Chant continues**
Dumbly: [Right handed punch to the right side of the 'stache!']
A Mustache: [Kicks the headmaster in the stomache and watches him kneel over in immense pain.]
Remmie: Reality Check. Mustaches don't have legs, nor can they kick.
[Mustache disapparates]
Jaye: LUPIN! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT COMPARING THIS TO REALITY!
Remmie:
Molly Weasley:
Draco: I think it's about time to start the ancient ritual. The dark secrets of the Sacrifical Flame. Come on, somebody play some mood music, and I'll start the dark tale.
James: [Puts on dark, mysterious music then shouts:] NANCY DREW!!! I SEE YOU!!!!
Draco: Right, Potter.
Now as I was saying, it was a long long time ago, before the invention of sliced bread that little Alberto Rodrequiz was playing with his pet basset hound and violently squirtng it with a garden hose. (Don't question the story, its right because I said so). Then he went to his girlscout pack meeting..they were having a bonfire and telling plesant stories about the "outdoorsman ship badge". Then he stepped into the flames as they engolfed him, as he said the magic word:
[Draco slowed down for the effect.] ..Please.
Then it was all over, and the girlscouts all grew whiskers and ranted on about being feathery peacocks!!
Sirius: [Grabs on to Voldies robes and starts crying] that was the most touching story I have ever heard. This has inspired me to buy an Angus steak and name it VINNIE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH VINNIE!!! VINNIE VINNIE..
Jaye: That was sooo last chapter. OMG!
Mcgonagall: So Jaye? The Lucky roast-ee will be?
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit (including Molly): I HOPE ITS MOLLY WEASLEY!!
A/N: Of course, Molly did not speak this, she used sign language.
Remmie: can you un-pregnate me, Jaye!!!
Jaye: Sure thing, anything for MoonY!
Voldie: Hey Dumbles..You're a sexy beast!!!!1 ***Winks***
Dementor: [Still chasing after Sirius] Why must thou deny thou love which hath been brought about by thy heavens in thy sky above thee!!! Sirius..[Knocks over a potted plant]
A Potted Plant: I SMOKE POT!!!!!
Hermione: ME TOO!!!
A Potted Plant: REALLY?
Hemione: NO!
A Potted Plant: OH... OKAY! [Dissapears]
Jaye: And it finally comes down to this..[all huddle closer] the Human Sacrifice and the one voted off shall be: MOLLY WEASLEY!!!!!!
(A/N I know I said I'd give people time to vote, but she was annoying, and most probably didn't like her anyway)
[Draco and Snapey embrace together in a warm and inviting hug at the new news!]
McGonagall: Humm..well now that I know I'll live, I wonder where Fawkes has gone too. [She smiles remembering the dare]
Sirius: IM ALIVE IM ALIVE! MY ASS ISNT FIRED. ..ooh a math teacher. Here math teacher...[Feeds Math teacher some Kibbles and Bits] Can we burn the math teacher too.pretty please???
Jaye: Sickening; Black. Terribly Sickening. Of course not. [Hands him a picture of cattle grazing on a farm]
Sirius: [Eyes light up and runs around in circles claiming to be Tom Hanks on drugs]
Voldie: Crikey....i really wish that right now I didn't chop of my genitalia!!! **Cries and Whimpers**
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: [Points and laughs at the dismembered Dark Wizard.]
Lucious Malfoy Appears
Jaye: I'm going to start putting Last names first! Wahoo!
Malfoy, Lucius: Its way past my son's bedtime, I have come to collect him from this death snare!
Dumbledore, Albus: NOOOO!!!! I LOVE HIM! HE's HOTT!!! [Points wand at Lucius] ((((((((AVADA KEDAVRA!!!)))))))))))
[The elder malfoys dies]
Lupin, Remus: Hey, Granger, Hermione..Wanna snog?
Black, Sirius: That was out of the blue Lupin, Remus! I feel left out..Hey, McGonagall, Minerva...Wanna snog???
Minerva, McGonagall: No!!! Black, Sirius! I love Fawkes!!!!
Jaye (who isnt tellin her last name): Hahahahahahhaha! Black, Sirius was rejected!
Black, Sirius: Oh..Stuff it, you git.
Jaye: Hey...I'm the Author!!!
Potter, James: She's right Padfoot! She could kill you horribly at any moment or turn you into a gay fruitcake who listens to BSB while playing childish games such as M.A.S.H. with their shopping buddies!
Black, Sirius: [Looks scared] Fine..I apologize!
Jaye: Apology accepted. [Smiles somewhat evilly]
A Dementor: So...I say we play a game of hot potato with the remains of Voldie's trouser snake?
Granger, Hermione: that is by far the sickest, most disqusting thing I ever heard in my life!!!! But I'm all for it.
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: [All back out of the offer except for Dementor, Draco, and Hermione. The rest are preparing to light Molly aflame, since they had forgotten before]
Jaye: Remmie, are the ropes fastened securely to the stake?
Snape: Is everything free of all mistake??
Sirius: Can I change my Maiden name to Drake???
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: [Stare Blankly at Sirius]
Sirius: WHAT!!! I Was just trying to rhyme with stake and mistake!!!
Dumbles: Ok.ON THE COUNT OF THREE WE"LL SET THE MATCH!
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: 1!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!
Voldie: Burn Baby! Burn!!! I am one sexy, dickless beast!!!! **Winks**
Molly Weasley (in the fire):
Molly Weasley (Still in the fire):
An hour later, The Dementor proclaimed her dead. A celebration run throughout the land. And Mcgonagalls voice could be heard clearly
Mcgonagall: (she said in a sexy voice) Oh, Prongsy...Its mating season! Lets shag.
Prongsy: (says nervously) Ermm.how about not.How about we just end THIS chapter for right now.
Sirius: I'm supposing you're making me do the traditional closing of the chapter with you, Jaye?
Jaye: You and the rest of the Maraduers. Lets go...
Peter Petigrew shows up
Jaye: DIE BITCH DIE!!! (((((AVADA KEDAVERA)))). Okay.now that Pete is taken care of, Lets close this ceremony! Wahooo! I'm a ordained Lutheran Priest!!!!
Remmie: You could go to Azkaban for that.
Jaye: Its MY story! Now Procede. And I won't.
Sirius: Here's the lowdown on the next chapter and why YOU need to stay around and read and review!!!! I will bring some beer, vodka, firewhiskey, and champange..and we get as drunk as all hell, and see what happens when were all under the influence.
James:.Then me and Moony go join a Church Choir!!!
Remmie: Ummm..no. But.. And ..oh wait.. I have nothing good to say...except you better R&R!!!! (Smiles sweetly)
Jaye: This was a Long Chappie, and I'm sorry about that,(if that's a bad thing?) but DO TRY AND STAY WITH US!!! And remember, you can still vote for your favorites that you'd like to see stay in the fic! Or just give me advice, comments.etc ..etc...
[Jaye and the Marauders wave goodbye!]
Admiral J: Here is the Next Scenario in the RANDOM HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS THAT SAY RANDOM SHIT, Series. So sit tight, grab a seat, and get ready to read about the Bonfire that not only... Well you'll just have to read about it!
Where we last left our heroes: Harry had been long voted off, Lockhart, Hagrid and Lavender were soon to follow. Mcgonagall had snogged Fawkes the pheonix, Voldemort cut off his privates, and the Diaries of Dumbly, Sirius, James and Hermione were read! Now.Its time to have a little roasty toasty bonfire! Alive left are: Draco, Sirius, Dumbly, McGonagall, Hermione, Molly, James, Remus, Voldie, Dementor and Snape.
I'd like to thank my sister for helping me think up the Bonfire idea for this chappie. We were both as bored as hell on a family trip, and thinkin of ideas constantly (Don't worry readers, I'll still take any suggestions you have and consider them!)
(Oh yea.Disclaimer: not that this is nescesary since by now you know that none of the HP characters are mine.I'll say; none of the HP Characters are mine (JUST THE RANDOMNeSS!!)) Snivellus: Enough of the Lame ass introductions: I am Snape. I am a Jailcell. And I am an avid reader of Playboy Magazine!
Draco: That introduction sucked.
Molly Weasley:
Admiral J:
Sirius: HELLOOOOOO!!!!??!?!?! Uh-Oh! She pulled a Molly on us! LETS MAKE THE BONFIRE NOW, Jay!!!!!
Admiral J: Why did you just call me Jay?
Sirius: Its easier to say. And plus, I figured if I did that, I'd end up getting divorced with an orange plushie elephant toy, that I got from a Super Market vending machine. [Waltzes]
Admiral J: Fine but spell it JAYE, this way its not the same spelling as a guy named Jason. [Shrugs]
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: OKAY!
Jaye: Okay all, come gather around the fire ring.
Remmie: You're making a FIRE, in the HUFFLEPUFF dorms???!?!!?!?! That's not possible!
Jaye: Remus, you really gotta stop, before I decide to sacrifice your sorry ass to the spirit world! Havent you learned, I, the author am capable of all things happening in this story. [Magically makes Remmie turn pregnant!]
Remmie: Awe Shit! I'm expectant. Prongs, get me that number for the maternity clinic.
Jaye: You can't leave anyway, you're trapped. MWUAHAHA!
Hermione: I'm going to throw a monkey wrench into the works!
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: WHAT???
Hermione: It's from the Scholastic Dictionary of Idioms. No clue what it means. But lets get this fire started!!!
[All of a sudden a roaring fire appears in front of them, and somebody started playing Frank Sinatra music]
Dumbles: Okay! Who turned on the oldies!!!!! ***SPITS AT JAMES***
James: HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR? You really cooked my goose!!!
A/N: The Author is having much fun with this lovely book of Idioms and such. Hey.The Author says we should all talk in thrid person!
Dumbles: Because Dumbledore was foaming at the mouth.Sorry Jamsie!
McGonagall: Minerva is a nice little pre-teen with a low self esteem! Hey Jaye, Minerva wants to roast marshie-mellows!!! Marshie Marshie Marshie mellows! Minerva and Draco sitting in a tree..K -I-S-S-I...
Draco: That's sick, you have a crush on Draco!!!! Draco likes Venus-725, one of this fics reviewers. So piss of Professor! (A/N: told you I would, thanks for reviewing!)
Remmie: Remmie think that Remmie should seek help about this baby. This is **not** natural!!!
[Hermione, James, Sirius and Dumbly and Minerva start to roast marshmellows]
Osama Bin Laden: HELLO, Taliban Members!
Sirius: [Breaks out in laughter and won't shut up] Whoa.An international terrorist! Here?YAYY!!!!! We aren't part of the Taliban, bud, we are All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit ... but here...have a marshie mellow!
Osama Bin Laden: [eats marshie mellow in a seductive way] So this isn't the Fanfic about plotting against innocent countries?
Jaye: I'm afraid not! But I may have to call W. Bush on you and have him come pick you up!
A/N: This is not meant to be offensive, just havin a little bit of fun w/Osama. I am not anti-patriotic and am VERY PROUD to be an American, and love and support the country. Now I shall continue hoping I don't get yelled at for this. (Plz don't yell at me **puppy eyes**)
Voldie: OSAMA!!!! Shagadellic Baby, I'm Powers...Austin Powers..Actually I'm just a dark lord who imitates him.but anyway, should we shag now? Or Shag later?
Moony: Havent you gotten the concept...YOU DON'T HAVE A DICK! You cut yours off with an axe!
Voldie: [ponders] oh yeah, baby, your right. Naughty Remmie you.
Moony aka Remus aka (Whatever nickname you choose): [rolls eyes]
Osama bin Laden: Well I reckon my Evil Iraqi ass found my way into the wrong fanfic...But thanks for the Marshie mellow. [Dissapears]
McGonagall: Lets have a sing along!!! Campfire songs rock! I shall lead you all in a jubilant chorous!
[Mcgonagall starts to sing!] "Kum bay ya, my Lord. Kum Bay Ya! Kum Bay Ya, my Lord.Kum bay ay!!!" [They all join in]
A Mustache: [Skips up the the group] Hey gals! [he says pointedly at Hermione] Are you from Tenessee?
Hermione: NO
A Mustache: Oh what a shame, because you're the only 10 I see!!!!
Dementor: That's not true [Looks dreamily at Sirius and points] He's hott...Sirius Black; I once again will ask you kindly---Will you go out with me? It doesn't even have to be serious, Sirius! You know just a one time night of adventure and thrill.I'm a good partner really! I LOVE YOU!
Jaye: Dementor, if you weren't already a soul-less dead creature, I'd roast you right now, because that's getting really annoying. You do this every chapter.
Dementor: YES..but me and him are DESTINY. **Sighs dreamily**
Snape: Urgh, please! Like I said before, If I wasn't a bankrupt Chimney sweep, I'd take my father out of the Catholic girls school and send him off to join the Marines.
A Mustache: Youre dad's a catholic school girl?
Snape: Sadly so.
Sirius: Cattle!!!! [Smiles blissfully]
Jaye: Right. Okay, James, the only sane one in this group, help me decide who shall kick the bucket.
Dumbly: Can we kill the mustache?
A Mustache: HEY! Don't think I didn't hear you, geezer. Bring it on!!!!
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: Oooohhh ahhh. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!! **Chant continues**
Dumbly: [Right handed punch to the right side of the 'stache!']
A Mustache: [Kicks the headmaster in the stomache and watches him kneel over in immense pain.]
Remmie: Reality Check. Mustaches don't have legs, nor can they kick.
[Mustache disapparates]
Jaye: LUPIN! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT COMPARING THIS TO REALITY!
Remmie:
Molly Weasley:
Draco: I think it's about time to start the ancient ritual. The dark secrets of the Sacrifical Flame. Come on, somebody play some mood music, and I'll start the dark tale.
James: [Puts on dark, mysterious music then shouts:] NANCY DREW!!! I SEE YOU!!!!
Draco: Right, Potter.
Now as I was saying, it was a long long time ago, before the invention of sliced bread that little Alberto Rodrequiz was playing with his pet basset hound and violently squirtng it with a garden hose. (Don't question the story, its right because I said so). Then he went to his girlscout pack meeting..they were having a bonfire and telling plesant stories about the "outdoorsman ship badge". Then he stepped into the flames as they engolfed him, as he said the magic word:
[Draco slowed down for the effect.] ..Please.
Then it was all over, and the girlscouts all grew whiskers and ranted on about being feathery peacocks!!
Sirius: [Grabs on to Voldies robes and starts crying] that was the most touching story I have ever heard. This has inspired me to buy an Angus steak and name it VINNIE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH VINNIE!!! VINNIE VINNIE..
Jaye: That was sooo last chapter. OMG!
Mcgonagall: So Jaye? The Lucky roast-ee will be?
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit (including Molly): I HOPE ITS MOLLY WEASLEY!!
A/N: Of course, Molly did not speak this, she used sign language.
Remmie: can you un-pregnate me, Jaye!!!
Jaye: Sure thing, anything for MoonY!
Voldie: Hey Dumbles..You're a sexy beast!!!!1 ***Winks***
Dementor: [Still chasing after Sirius] Why must thou deny thou love which hath been brought about by thy heavens in thy sky above thee!!! Sirius..[Knocks over a potted plant]
A Potted Plant: I SMOKE POT!!!!!
Hermione: ME TOO!!!
A Potted Plant: REALLY?
Hemione: NO!
A Potted Plant: OH... OKAY! [Dissapears]
Jaye: And it finally comes down to this..[all huddle closer] the Human Sacrifice and the one voted off shall be: MOLLY WEASLEY!!!!!!
(A/N I know I said I'd give people time to vote, but she was annoying, and most probably didn't like her anyway)
[Draco and Snapey embrace together in a warm and inviting hug at the new news!]
McGonagall: Humm..well now that I know I'll live, I wonder where Fawkes has gone too. [She smiles remembering the dare]
Sirius: IM ALIVE IM ALIVE! MY ASS ISNT FIRED. ..ooh a math teacher. Here math teacher...[Feeds Math teacher some Kibbles and Bits] Can we burn the math teacher too.pretty please???
Jaye: Sickening; Black. Terribly Sickening. Of course not. [Hands him a picture of cattle grazing on a farm]
Sirius: [Eyes light up and runs around in circles claiming to be Tom Hanks on drugs]
Voldie: Crikey....i really wish that right now I didn't chop of my genitalia!!! **Cries and Whimpers**
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: [Points and laughs at the dismembered Dark Wizard.]
Lucious Malfoy Appears
Jaye: I'm going to start putting Last names first! Wahoo!
Malfoy, Lucius: Its way past my son's bedtime, I have come to collect him from this death snare!
Dumbledore, Albus: NOOOO!!!! I LOVE HIM! HE's HOTT!!! [Points wand at Lucius] ((((((((AVADA KEDAVRA!!!)))))))))))
[The elder malfoys dies]
Lupin, Remus: Hey, Granger, Hermione..Wanna snog?
Black, Sirius: That was out of the blue Lupin, Remus! I feel left out..Hey, McGonagall, Minerva...Wanna snog???
Minerva, McGonagall: No!!! Black, Sirius! I love Fawkes!!!!
Jaye (who isnt tellin her last name): Hahahahahahhaha! Black, Sirius was rejected!
Black, Sirius: Oh..Stuff it, you git.
Jaye: Hey...I'm the Author!!!
Potter, James: She's right Padfoot! She could kill you horribly at any moment or turn you into a gay fruitcake who listens to BSB while playing childish games such as M.A.S.H. with their shopping buddies!
Black, Sirius: [Looks scared] Fine..I apologize!
Jaye: Apology accepted. [Smiles somewhat evilly]
A Dementor: So...I say we play a game of hot potato with the remains of Voldie's trouser snake?
Granger, Hermione: that is by far the sickest, most disqusting thing I ever heard in my life!!!! But I'm all for it.
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: [All back out of the offer except for Dementor, Draco, and Hermione. The rest are preparing to light Molly aflame, since they had forgotten before]
Jaye: Remmie, are the ropes fastened securely to the stake?
Snape: Is everything free of all mistake??
Sirius: Can I change my Maiden name to Drake???
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: [Stare Blankly at Sirius]
Sirius: WHAT!!! I Was just trying to rhyme with stake and mistake!!!
Dumbles: Ok.ON THE COUNT OF THREE WE"LL SET THE MATCH!
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: 1!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!
Voldie: Burn Baby! Burn!!! I am one sexy, dickless beast!!!! **Winks**
Molly Weasley (in the fire):
Molly Weasley (Still in the fire):
An hour later, The Dementor proclaimed her dead. A celebration run throughout the land. And Mcgonagalls voice could be heard clearly
Mcgonagall: (she said in a sexy voice) Oh, Prongsy...Its mating season! Lets shag.
Prongsy: (says nervously) Ermm.how about not.How about we just end THIS chapter for right now.
Sirius: I'm supposing you're making me do the traditional closing of the chapter with you, Jaye?
Jaye: You and the rest of the Maraduers. Lets go...
Peter Petigrew shows up
Jaye: DIE BITCH DIE!!! (((((AVADA KEDAVERA)))). Okay.now that Pete is taken care of, Lets close this ceremony! Wahooo! I'm a ordained Lutheran Priest!!!!
Remmie: You could go to Azkaban for that.
Jaye: Its MY story! Now Procede. And I won't.
Sirius: Here's the lowdown on the next chapter and why YOU need to stay around and read and review!!!! I will bring some beer, vodka, firewhiskey, and champange..and we get as drunk as all hell, and see what happens when were all under the influence.
James:.Then me and Moony go join a Church Choir!!!
Remmie: Ummm..no. But.. And ..oh wait.. I have nothing good to say...except you better R&R!!!! (Smiles sweetly)
Jaye: This was a Long Chappie, and I'm sorry about that,(if that's a bad thing?) but DO TRY AND STAY WITH US!!! And remember, you can still vote for your favorites that you'd like to see stay in the fic! Or just give me advice, comments.etc ..etc...
[Jaye and the Marauders wave goodbye!]