Hello and welcome to my first fanfic ever! And my first songfic ever! This is just a songfic that I just came upon one day while listening to Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" and reading Love Hina Vol. 7. It helps to listen to the song at the same time. Also, it's not the whole song just the really good part. I hope you enjoy. I don't own Love Hina (sob). Oh I wish, I wish I did. I don't own the song either. The song belongs to Queen and Love Hina belongs to Ken Akamatsu. AN: lyrics are in "."

Setting: the outdoor bath

Everyone is enjoying a nice soak (minus one Keitaro Urashima) until Kitsune takes notice of something.

Kitsune: "I see a little silhouetto of a man"

Naru: "Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango"

(Keitaro opens the door to the baths "accidentally."*)

(Motoko and Naru unleash hell on the poor sap.)

Naru: KEITARO!!

Motoko: URASHIMA!!

Keitaro: "Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me"
(Keitaro is now in the sky, admiring how bright the stars look today.)

"Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo, Gallileo,

Gallileo Figaro - magnifico"

Keitaro (now on the ground and also tied up): "But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me"

Readers and watchers of Love Hina (yes, you): "He's just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity."

Keitaro (still tied up): "Easy come easy go - will you let me go"

Love Hina gang: "Bismillah! No - we will not let you go"

Readers and watchers of Love Hina: "let him go"

Love Hina gang: "Bismillah! We will not let you go"

Readers and watchers of Love Hina: "let him go"

Love Hina gang: "Bismillah! We will not let you go"

Keitaro: "let me go"

Love Hina gang: "will not let you go"

Keitaro: "let me go"

Love Hina gang: "will not let you go"

Keitaro: "let me go ooo"

Love Hina gang: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no"

Readers and watchers of Love Hina: "Oh mama mia, mama mia"

Keitaro: "mama mia let me go.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,

for me,

for me!"

(Bitchin' guitar solo comes up)

(Keitaro breaks free of his bindings.)

Keitaro: "So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye"

(Counters Motoko's attacks)

Keitaro: "So you think you can love me and leave me to die"

(counters Naru's attacks)

Keitaro: "Oh baby - can't do this to me baby"

(Pointing to the rest of the gang)

Keitaro: "Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here!"

(Leaves with Mutsumi, who wasn't part of the whole tying up of Keitaro.)

(Another bitchin' guitar solo follows suit)

THE END

*Like Keitaro wouldn't do that on purpose. Heck, I would.