Chapter 9: Trouble With The Tomb Raider
A/N: This would orignally be Chapter 8, but the Authors note took that up, so therefore I skipped chapter 8, and this is chapter 9, which is really chapter, 8. I hope I confused you. LoL.
Disclaimer-----Only the Insanity is Mine.
Where we last left our Trapped Harry Potter Characters, they had been under the influence of Emotion Potions, and one of the Characters had been burnt to a crisp (Moment of silence and/or laughter for Severus Snape) Now that he's out of the way, the characters have a new challenge awaiting them this morning as they wake up.
On a black couch,in the dorm with the Hufflepuff Emblem apparent on the back, sat The Tomb Raider Lady, she had appeared out of nowhere and is to interview your favorite characters under the influence of Veritaserum, so nothing but the truth is told.
She sat and watched as the characters slept peacefully, occasionally chucking cherry cough drops at Ginny's annoyingly red head. Ginny awoke with a scream.
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Ginny: Ouch!!!! [looks at Cough drop] Oh..yum. [Looks up at Tomb Raider Lady]. Hey, who the hell are you?
Sirius: [awakens with the noise] Hopefully her name's Vinnie.
The Tomb Raider Lady: I'm The Tomb Raider Lady.
Ginny: [who yelled even louder] Who the hell is the Tomb Raider Lady?
The Tomb Raider Lady: Im some chic from a muggle movie, I save the world and shit like that. I'm goin to give you all Veritaserum, ask you questions, and you are going to give me riddiculusly embarrasing answers, along with a whole bunch of stuff going on.
At Ginny's yells, the rest of the room began to get up.
Draco: Jaye, you bloody bitch, you are going to let her go thru with this???
Jaye: DRACO KATHERINE MALFOY!!! .....actually yea, im the one that planned it, and since you, young lady, decided to call me a bitch, you will be the first.
Dementor: Sirius, please forgive a pleading heart, yearing for the light of your love. Just last chapter you confessed your undying love for me and I turned you down. Oh Sirius, how could I have been so blind. Let us grow old together, we'll have 3 kids, a nice farmhouse and a white picket fence...[fades off]
Sirius: I didn't mean it you oaf. I must have proposed to everyone in the room.
The Tomb Raider Lady: Right. Now Let's get this Interview started. **hands draco some Veritaserum**
Draco: I'm not drinking that.
Jaye: IMPERIO. [Makes Draco drink the potion]
DRACO's INTERVEIW
The Tomb Raider Lady: Ok Draco-Wake-o-Snake-o-Hunny-Bunch!!!!! Here's your first question. If you were stranded on a tropical island, with nothing but the Host of the muggle show Fear Factor, what other three items will you bring?
Draco: Good Question. I'd have to say, some porno magazines, a chipmunk, and the right arm of my aunt Olga.
The Tomb Raider Lady: GOOD! How many chicks have you shagged?
Draco: One, it was in a very serious relationship.
The Tomb Raider Lady: And what was her name?
Draco: Blow Up Betty.
The Tomb Raider Lady: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Draco: I'd like to have ladie's breasts. I've often watched my mother pick out bra's and have always wondered what it would be like to wear a lacy bra and walk around the streets of London.
The Tomb Raider Lady: I think you have scarred me for life. Shall we move on to another interview?
Draco: Do your ears hang low? Do they Wobble to and fro?
***All of a sudden Oliver Wood appears out of nowhere and knocks Draco unconscious with a cardboard replica of Tarzan.***
Oliver Wood: Hello Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit.
Jaye: You're hott.
Dumbles: Wow, Oliver..I can't believe how sexy you've gotten since last year. 50 points to Slytherin for your sexiness.
Oliver: Thanks. But im not in Slytherin.
Dumbles: Oh well. It doesn't change the fact that I am a soccer mom who wears moccasins ordered from Outdoorsy catalogs in autumn months.
Jaye: Would you like to stay for the rest of the chapter, Oliver?
Oliver: Sure. [smiles]
The Tomb Raider Lady: Our next interviewer will be: REMUS LUPIN!!! Step on up my studderific werewolf!!! Give him Veritaserum.
Lupin drinks the veritaserum, and anxiously awaits the next question.
LUPINS INTERVEIW
The Tomb Raider Lady: If you weren't a werewolf right now, and could choose the thing you could turn into, what would it be?
Lupin: [ponders a moment] I'd have to say a brunette salesperson at Ambercrombie and Fitch.
The Tomb Raider Lady: Thought provoking, Remus, Very. So...Whats this I hear about you dancing around in Muggle clothing and calling your mother Harrison Ford.
Lupin: For you're information, my mother **is** Harrison Ford.
All of A Sudden Harrison Ford enters the Dormitory.
Harrison Ford: [Looks at Lupin] Son???? Is that YOU!!!! Oh! I haven't seen you in so long.
Lupin: Mum!!!! I missed you.
Siruis: Awe. Kodac Moment. Lets throw a Barmitzfa party!
Harrison: Look, since you're not busy..[spots Oliver Wood and says:] Dang, you're a cutie. [then turns back to Lupin] Maybe we can grab a cup of coffee whilst remenising on the good old days?
Jaye: Sorry Mr. Ford, your son cannot leave the dorm, its just the rules of the fanfiction. **shrugs** hey.Tomb Raider Lady, can you please finish up the interveiw with Lupin so we can move on to other.
Voldie: I haven't said anything yet!!!!!!! Look its just not fair, I miss my penis. **whimpers**
Hagrid: I got yer Mojo. I got yer mojo.
Volie: I thought you died.
Hagrid: Oh yea...i did. [goes back to being dead]
The Tomb Raider Lady: Ok Lupin, I've finished with you. You're a
rather odd person.
The next person to be given veritaserum and asked fairly normal
questions, to be answered riddiculusly
is, A DEMENTOR. And after this, I give away free Spandex bodysuits to
2 lucky people, and they are
FORCED TO WEAR THEM the whole chapter.
A Dementor's Interview. (dementor drinks it's Veritaserum)
The Tomb Raider Lady: Okie Dokie Menty-Wenty-Cuddle-Bear!!!! In terms
of you're love life...have
you ever been married? Had a girlfriend?
A Dementor: Oh Tomb Raider Lady-- How could I possibly have a
girlfriend or a wife, when I
**KNOW** Sirius is THE ONE. We are destined to be together, it is
written in the stars. See....i have
a whole collection of pictures of Sirius.
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit look at the
shoe box full of pictures of Sirius.
Sirius: Dementor you sick pervert!!! I have spotted atleast 5 nude
pictures!! How did you get those?
A Dementor: [holds up the key to Grimmauld Place] I rigged your shower
with cameras. [smiles evilly]
Sirius: DAMNIT!!!!!! I feel violated.
Oliver: HEY!!! Why are there nude pictures of me in your box,
Dementor??!?!?!
Dumbles: Oops sorry, those belong to me. [blushes] Don't know how they
got in there. [blushes again]
Oliver: Headmaster! That's sick!!!
The Tomb Raider Lady: May we please procede with the interview?
A Dementor: Sure.
The Tomb Raider Lady: If you could have anything in the world,
what would it be?
A Dementor: Siri!!!We'd shag like mad.
Sirius: I would do nothing of the sort. I am not into creature-
sex nor homosexuality.
The Tomb Raider Lady: I shouldn't have even asked. GREAT! Now
I'm a handsome little troll who wears
lady's plus size trousers.
James: May I please be interviewed?
The Tomb Raider Lady: No.
James: Can we do the drawing to see who gets the spandex?
The Tomb Raider Lady: Yes.
James and Voldie: Let's snog!
[James and Voldie snog]
Lily: Ew.
Lily: [Dissaparates]
The Tomb Raider Lady: I AM THE TOMB RAIDER LADY.
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: No kidding.
The Tomb Raider Lady: And the winner of the purple sparkly spandex body suit is..ALBUS DUMBLEDORE!!! Congratulations Albus! Step on up!
Albus all of a sudden is be-rid of his robes, and now standing before everyone in a dazzling hue of lavender, glittering from head to toe. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty...i feel pretty, and witty and.....oh man im a sexy bitch.
Tons and Tons of Albus Fangirls: OOOHHHHH Albusy in spandex! Gorgeous!!!
The Tomb Raider Lady: The next drawing for a grey spandex bodysuit, with a pink strip along the sides, and words on the back that say PRINCESS, Goes to... **moment of silence** MR. SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!!!!
Sirius all of a sudden is be-rid his robes as well, and found himself standing next to Dumbles wearing an embarrasing display of Spandex. "Note to self: Never drink tap water at Jerry Garcia's" Sirius said wisely. (a/n, that quote is from some playstation game, the gex)
Mcgonagall: Will I get to talk?
Jaye: No.
McGonagall: Why not?
Jaye: Because we are going to kill you horribly in the end because some reviewers want you out of the fic.
McGonagall: Oh, Okay.
Ginny: Please interview me, so I can say stupid stuff. [drinks Veritaserum]
The Tomb Raider Lady: Okay.
GINNY'S INTERVIEW
The Tomb Raider Lady: Out of all the people in this room, which one would you most like to shag?
Ginny: Oh! That's an easy one! I'd have to say, You Dumbles, because you look irresistable in that girlish spandex. I WANT you.
Dumbles: [blushes] 50 Points to Slytherin!
Ginny: But im not in Slytherin
Dumbles: Another 50 points awarded to Slytherin. [turns to Ginny] I don't care dear, its just fun awarding them points.
The Tomb Raider Lady: Right. Okay Ginnikins, Have you ever raped your brother, Charlie?
Ginny: Occasionally, when theres nothing else to do.
The Tomb Raider Lady: How about your father?
Ginny: That's nasty. But sometimes Bill, or George.
The Tomb Raider Lady: Sickos. Lets have a water gun fight.
So at that the Random HP Characters and The Tomb Raider Lady have a water gun fight. Most survived...but McGonagall was near death, blood was seeping everywhere, she lay on the ground, her water gun broken, down at her side. She looked up at a perplexed Draco and said "Draco...when I leave this world, take care of my children, and tell my husband I love him."
Draco: You're not married you dingbat.
McGonagall: Oh right. Well than can you just stab me with something sharp so I die quicker and the authoress can move on with the story?
Draco: Ok, if you insist. **stabs mcgonagall**
A Dead McGonagall: Much Better. BATMAN.
The Tomb Raider Lady: We have time for one last interview.
James: Please me.
Voldie: Come back, were not done snogging, you shagdellic babe.
James: Sorry.
The Tomb Raider Lady: Fine, HERMIONE GRANGER.
A Dead Hermione: I'm dead.
SIRIUS'S INTERVIEW
The Tomb Raider Lady: Oh right. Sorry. Then I spose all that's left is Sirius Black. Here..Drink you're Veritaserum.
Sirius drinks the potion and all of a sudden goes crosseyed.
Jaye: Sorry, just havin some fun [makes Sirius un-crosseyed]
The Tomb Raider Lady: What is your most embarrassing moment?
Siruis: I would have to say at the Yule Ball. I had apparently been brainwashed into wearing pink courderoy overalls and calling myself Little Farmer Judy. Of course this had been in the presence of the whole school, and needless to say my date left me, to dance with Mr. Trott, the coat rack.
Mr.Trott the Coat Rack: Yes, it was memorable. She was a babe, Siri. Too bad you acted like a farmer's daughter.
Sirius: Yeah yeah...rub salt in my wounds, you git.
Mr.Trott the Coat Rack: I resent that. [sees Remus] AWE LOOK ITS MY SPOUSE.
Remmie: I can't believe I actually married the coat rack. Anyway Tomb Raider Lady, procede in interviewing Padfoot.
The Tomb Raider Lady: Do you find me sexay, Sirius?
Sirius: Actually, I don't know you as a person, but I spose if you bribe me with some cattle, then I will say you are.
The Tomb Raider Lady: [Breaks down and cries] I'll never forgive you. You've broken my heart. [dissapartes]
Jaye: Good one, Black. You scared the annoying muggle away. [High Five]
Voldie: Scott..come here. I have an evil plan. [puts his pinky to his mouth.]
That Scott Guy From Austin Powers: Where am I?
Jaye: In the Hufflepuff Girls Dorms, you stupid muggle.
That Scott Guy From Austin Powers: Oh okay.
Voldie: Lets go son, Mini Me...leave Scotty alone. Lets do the closing part.
Sirius: Now Now Morty, that's my job.
That Scott Guy From Austin Powers: Not anymore mwuahahahahhaha. Im evil like you father!
Sirius: [points wand at That Scott Guy From Austin Powers] AVADA KEDAVRA.
That Scott Guy From Austin Powers: [kneels over and dies]
Sirius: Yay [Smiles Blissfully] Now I get to do the closing.
Jaye: That was uncalled for...
Voldie: You killed my son......**Tear**
Sirius: Next time,We get tatoos, and Jaye brings in a penseive for each of us, where we relive the WORST days of our lives.. HEY! WAIT!!! THAT'S NOT FAIR.
A Cattle: [Wanders in]
Sirius: [Gets all watery- eyed] Hey little bugger!!! [pets cattle and feeds it a ham and cheese crossaint]
James: JuST wait and see all of our isanely embarrasing, humiliating, but downright senseless nightmares come true.
Jaye: And Don't forget, to R&R because your opinions, comments, requests and just plain old insanity matters to us and the gang. Now if you excuse me, I am going over to visit the meandering cattle, and try and pry Siri away from it. **Waves**
Deep Mysterious Voice That Appears Out of Nowhere: YOU BETTER R&R..Yeah..that green button below you, press it, review....erm yeah..Bye.
A/N: This would orignally be Chapter 8, but the Authors note took that up, so therefore I skipped chapter 8, and this is chapter 9, which is really chapter, 8. I hope I confused you. LoL.
Disclaimer-----Only the Insanity is Mine.
Where we last left our Trapped Harry Potter Characters, they had been under the influence of Emotion Potions, and one of the Characters had been burnt to a crisp (Moment of silence and/or laughter for Severus Snape) Now that he's out of the way, the characters have a new challenge awaiting them this morning as they wake up.
On a black couch,in the dorm with the Hufflepuff Emblem apparent on the back, sat The Tomb Raider Lady, she had appeared out of nowhere and is to interview your favorite characters under the influence of Veritaserum, so nothing but the truth is told.
She sat and watched as the characters slept peacefully, occasionally chucking cherry cough drops at Ginny's annoyingly red head. Ginny awoke with a scream.
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Ginny: Ouch!!!! [looks at Cough drop] Oh..yum. [Looks up at Tomb Raider Lady]. Hey, who the hell are you?
Sirius: [awakens with the noise] Hopefully her name's Vinnie.
The Tomb Raider Lady: I'm The Tomb Raider Lady.
Ginny: [who yelled even louder] Who the hell is the Tomb Raider Lady?
The Tomb Raider Lady: Im some chic from a muggle movie, I save the world and shit like that. I'm goin to give you all Veritaserum, ask you questions, and you are going to give me riddiculusly embarrasing answers, along with a whole bunch of stuff going on.
At Ginny's yells, the rest of the room began to get up.
Draco: Jaye, you bloody bitch, you are going to let her go thru with this???
Jaye: DRACO KATHERINE MALFOY!!! .....actually yea, im the one that planned it, and since you, young lady, decided to call me a bitch, you will be the first.
Dementor: Sirius, please forgive a pleading heart, yearing for the light of your love. Just last chapter you confessed your undying love for me and I turned you down. Oh Sirius, how could I have been so blind. Let us grow old together, we'll have 3 kids, a nice farmhouse and a white picket fence...[fades off]
Sirius: I didn't mean it you oaf. I must have proposed to everyone in the room.
The Tomb Raider Lady: Right. Now Let's get this Interview started. **hands draco some Veritaserum**
Draco: I'm not drinking that.
Jaye: IMPERIO. [Makes Draco drink the potion]
DRACO's INTERVEIW
The Tomb Raider Lady: Ok Draco-Wake-o-Snake-o-Hunny-Bunch!!!!! Here's your first question. If you were stranded on a tropical island, with nothing but the Host of the muggle show Fear Factor, what other three items will you bring?
Draco: Good Question. I'd have to say, some porno magazines, a chipmunk, and the right arm of my aunt Olga.
The Tomb Raider Lady: GOOD! How many chicks have you shagged?
Draco: One, it was in a very serious relationship.
The Tomb Raider Lady: And what was her name?
Draco: Blow Up Betty.
The Tomb Raider Lady: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Draco: I'd like to have ladie's breasts. I've often watched my mother pick out bra's and have always wondered what it would be like to wear a lacy bra and walk around the streets of London.
The Tomb Raider Lady: I think you have scarred me for life. Shall we move on to another interview?
Draco: Do your ears hang low? Do they Wobble to and fro?
***All of a sudden Oliver Wood appears out of nowhere and knocks Draco unconscious with a cardboard replica of Tarzan.***
Oliver Wood: Hello Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit.
Jaye: You're hott.
Dumbles: Wow, Oliver..I can't believe how sexy you've gotten since last year. 50 points to Slytherin for your sexiness.
Oliver: Thanks. But im not in Slytherin.
Dumbles: Oh well. It doesn't change the fact that I am a soccer mom who wears moccasins ordered from Outdoorsy catalogs in autumn months.
Jaye: Would you like to stay for the rest of the chapter, Oliver?
Oliver: Sure. [smiles]
The Tomb Raider Lady: Our next interviewer will be: REMUS LUPIN!!! Step on up my studderific werewolf!!! Give him Veritaserum.
Lupin drinks the veritaserum, and anxiously awaits the next question.
LUPINS INTERVEIW
The Tomb Raider Lady: If you weren't a werewolf right now, and could choose the thing you could turn into, what would it be?
Lupin: [ponders a moment] I'd have to say a brunette salesperson at Ambercrombie and Fitch.
The Tomb Raider Lady: Thought provoking, Remus, Very. So...Whats this I hear about you dancing around in Muggle clothing and calling your mother Harrison Ford.
Lupin: For you're information, my mother **is** Harrison Ford.
All of A Sudden Harrison Ford enters the Dormitory.
Harrison Ford: [Looks at Lupin] Son???? Is that YOU!!!! Oh! I haven't seen you in so long.
Lupin: Mum!!!! I missed you.
Siruis: Awe. Kodac Moment. Lets throw a Barmitzfa party!
Harrison: Look, since you're not busy..[spots Oliver Wood and says:] Dang, you're a cutie. [then turns back to Lupin] Maybe we can grab a cup of coffee whilst remenising on the good old days?
Jaye: Sorry Mr. Ford, your son cannot leave the dorm, its just the rules of the fanfiction. **shrugs** hey.Tomb Raider Lady, can you please finish up the interveiw with Lupin so we can move on to other.
Voldie: I haven't said anything yet!!!!!!! Look its just not fair, I miss my penis. **whimpers**
Hagrid: I got yer Mojo. I got yer mojo.
Volie: I thought you died.
Hagrid: Oh yea...i did. [goes back to being dead]
The Tomb Raider Lady: Ok Lupin, I've finished with you. You're a
rather odd person.
The next person to be given veritaserum and asked fairly normal
questions, to be answered riddiculusly
is, A DEMENTOR. And after this, I give away free Spandex bodysuits to
2 lucky people, and they are
FORCED TO WEAR THEM the whole chapter.
A Dementor's Interview. (dementor drinks it's Veritaserum)
The Tomb Raider Lady: Okie Dokie Menty-Wenty-Cuddle-Bear!!!! In terms
of you're love life...have
you ever been married? Had a girlfriend?
A Dementor: Oh Tomb Raider Lady-- How could I possibly have a
girlfriend or a wife, when I
**KNOW** Sirius is THE ONE. We are destined to be together, it is
written in the stars. See....i have
a whole collection of pictures of Sirius.
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit look at the
shoe box full of pictures of Sirius.
Sirius: Dementor you sick pervert!!! I have spotted atleast 5 nude
pictures!! How did you get those?
A Dementor: [holds up the key to Grimmauld Place] I rigged your shower
with cameras. [smiles evilly]
Sirius: DAMNIT!!!!!! I feel violated.
Oliver: HEY!!! Why are there nude pictures of me in your box,
Dementor??!?!?!
Dumbles: Oops sorry, those belong to me. [blushes] Don't know how they
got in there. [blushes again]
Oliver: Headmaster! That's sick!!!
The Tomb Raider Lady: May we please procede with the interview?
A Dementor: Sure.
The Tomb Raider Lady: If you could have anything in the world,
what would it be?
A Dementor: Siri!!!We'd shag like mad.
Sirius: I would do nothing of the sort. I am not into creature-
sex nor homosexuality.
The Tomb Raider Lady: I shouldn't have even asked. GREAT! Now
I'm a handsome little troll who wears
lady's plus size trousers.
James: May I please be interviewed?
The Tomb Raider Lady: No.
James: Can we do the drawing to see who gets the spandex?
The Tomb Raider Lady: Yes.
James and Voldie: Let's snog!
[James and Voldie snog]
Lily: Ew.
Lily: [Dissaparates]
The Tomb Raider Lady: I AM THE TOMB RAIDER LADY.
All Random Harry Potter Characters that Say Random Shit: No kidding.
The Tomb Raider Lady: And the winner of the purple sparkly spandex body suit is..ALBUS DUMBLEDORE!!! Congratulations Albus! Step on up!
Albus all of a sudden is be-rid of his robes, and now standing before everyone in a dazzling hue of lavender, glittering from head to toe. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty...i feel pretty, and witty and.....oh man im a sexy bitch.
Tons and Tons of Albus Fangirls: OOOHHHHH Albusy in spandex! Gorgeous!!!
The Tomb Raider Lady: The next drawing for a grey spandex bodysuit, with a pink strip along the sides, and words on the back that say PRINCESS, Goes to... **moment of silence** MR. SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!!!!
Sirius all of a sudden is be-rid his robes as well, and found himself standing next to Dumbles wearing an embarrasing display of Spandex. "Note to self: Never drink tap water at Jerry Garcia's" Sirius said wisely. (a/n, that quote is from some playstation game, the gex)
Mcgonagall: Will I get to talk?
Jaye: No.
McGonagall: Why not?
Jaye: Because we are going to kill you horribly in the end because some reviewers want you out of the fic.
McGonagall: Oh, Okay.
Ginny: Please interview me, so I can say stupid stuff. [drinks Veritaserum]
The Tomb Raider Lady: Okay.
GINNY'S INTERVIEW
The Tomb Raider Lady: Out of all the people in this room, which one would you most like to shag?
Ginny: Oh! That's an easy one! I'd have to say, You Dumbles, because you look irresistable in that girlish spandex. I WANT you.
Dumbles: [blushes] 50 Points to Slytherin!
Ginny: But im not in Slytherin
Dumbles: Another 50 points awarded to Slytherin. [turns to Ginny] I don't care dear, its just fun awarding them points.
The Tomb Raider Lady: Right. Okay Ginnikins, Have you ever raped your brother, Charlie?
Ginny: Occasionally, when theres nothing else to do.
The Tomb Raider Lady: How about your father?
Ginny: That's nasty. But sometimes Bill, or George.
The Tomb Raider Lady: Sickos. Lets have a water gun fight.
So at that the Random HP Characters and The Tomb Raider Lady have a water gun fight. Most survived...but McGonagall was near death, blood was seeping everywhere, she lay on the ground, her water gun broken, down at her side. She looked up at a perplexed Draco and said "Draco...when I leave this world, take care of my children, and tell my husband I love him."
Draco: You're not married you dingbat.
McGonagall: Oh right. Well than can you just stab me with something sharp so I die quicker and the authoress can move on with the story?
Draco: Ok, if you insist. **stabs mcgonagall**
A Dead McGonagall: Much Better. BATMAN.
The Tomb Raider Lady: We have time for one last interview.
James: Please me.
Voldie: Come back, were not done snogging, you shagdellic babe.
James: Sorry.
The Tomb Raider Lady: Fine, HERMIONE GRANGER.
A Dead Hermione: I'm dead.
SIRIUS'S INTERVIEW
The Tomb Raider Lady: Oh right. Sorry. Then I spose all that's left is Sirius Black. Here..Drink you're Veritaserum.
Sirius drinks the potion and all of a sudden goes crosseyed.
Jaye: Sorry, just havin some fun [makes Sirius un-crosseyed]
The Tomb Raider Lady: What is your most embarrassing moment?
Siruis: I would have to say at the Yule Ball. I had apparently been brainwashed into wearing pink courderoy overalls and calling myself Little Farmer Judy. Of course this had been in the presence of the whole school, and needless to say my date left me, to dance with Mr. Trott, the coat rack.
Mr.Trott the Coat Rack: Yes, it was memorable. She was a babe, Siri. Too bad you acted like a farmer's daughter.
Sirius: Yeah yeah...rub salt in my wounds, you git.
Mr.Trott the Coat Rack: I resent that. [sees Remus] AWE LOOK ITS MY SPOUSE.
Remmie: I can't believe I actually married the coat rack. Anyway Tomb Raider Lady, procede in interviewing Padfoot.
The Tomb Raider Lady: Do you find me sexay, Sirius?
Sirius: Actually, I don't know you as a person, but I spose if you bribe me with some cattle, then I will say you are.
The Tomb Raider Lady: [Breaks down and cries] I'll never forgive you. You've broken my heart. [dissapartes]
Jaye: Good one, Black. You scared the annoying muggle away. [High Five]
Voldie: Scott..come here. I have an evil plan. [puts his pinky to his mouth.]
That Scott Guy From Austin Powers: Where am I?
Jaye: In the Hufflepuff Girls Dorms, you stupid muggle.
That Scott Guy From Austin Powers: Oh okay.
Voldie: Lets go son, Mini Me...leave Scotty alone. Lets do the closing part.
Sirius: Now Now Morty, that's my job.
That Scott Guy From Austin Powers: Not anymore mwuahahahahhaha. Im evil like you father!
Sirius: [points wand at That Scott Guy From Austin Powers] AVADA KEDAVRA.
That Scott Guy From Austin Powers: [kneels over and dies]
Sirius: Yay [Smiles Blissfully] Now I get to do the closing.
Jaye: That was uncalled for...
Voldie: You killed my son......**Tear**
Sirius: Next time,We get tatoos, and Jaye brings in a penseive for each of us, where we relive the WORST days of our lives.. HEY! WAIT!!! THAT'S NOT FAIR.
A Cattle: [Wanders in]
Sirius: [Gets all watery- eyed] Hey little bugger!!! [pets cattle and feeds it a ham and cheese crossaint]
James: JuST wait and see all of our isanely embarrasing, humiliating, but downright senseless nightmares come true.
Jaye: And Don't forget, to R&R because your opinions, comments, requests and just plain old insanity matters to us and the gang. Now if you excuse me, I am going over to visit the meandering cattle, and try and pry Siri away from it. **Waves**
Deep Mysterious Voice That Appears Out of Nowhere: YOU BETTER R&R..Yeah..that green button below you, press it, review....erm yeah..Bye.