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I am sorry that I accidentally removed them. my computer crashed.
Chapter 2- Snape vs. Hogwarts.
The day: Monday. The time: morning. Time left to hell: 10 minutes if the idiots will be late. 5 if they will actually make it on time. Patience: donations will be great. Just send them in.
He skipped breakfast. No need for the all school to see him at once. It will be much better to get rid of them in small groups. The only thing was, that the first group was the worst one. Gryffindors and Slytherins, two lessons. He was pretty sure that someone above is having quite a good laugh right now.
"Hell with you all." He said. And than the students began to fill in the class.
First it was Parkinson, who stopped dead in her track. Than it was Malfoy who bumped into Parkinson and apologized. And he too, stopped and stared. After that came Crabbe and Goyle. But since they were not light as the two before them, the all thing caused all four to fall down with a big thud on the floor. Wisley, Granger and Potter came in together and tripped on the floor together. All the others just made the pile even bigger.
He glared. If that was their reaction, he was not going to enter the staff room on his break. He felt like the new attraction at the zoo.
"30 points from Gryffindor for disturbing your fellow students Potter. Now sit down, all of you!"
"Maybe the hair is shorter, but the scum stayed the same." Ron muttered to Harry.
"I heard that Wisley. 10 more points off your house." He sighed. This was going to be a long day.
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In the start it was just hell. Then it became into a nightmare! Apparently the rumor of the air thing, as the headmaster called it earlier had became known to all of the school in a matter of a few hours.
When he went to the great hall for lunch (his stomach was already protesting for the morning miss), he was suddenly aware of two main things:
A. All the girls were staring at him suspiciously (and some of the guys. Although he didn't want to think about that issue).
B. The members off the staff were looking very closely on their plates.
"This is just a flue." He muttered and set at the far and very dark corner of the staff table.
"You know Severus, I really don't understand on what all this fuss around you. After all, it's only just.. A haircut."
He startled. "What the."
"Hush Severus. Watch your language." Said Lupin.
Well, he should have known that the werewolf would come up with the guts to say something to him. Lupin was still rather smug that the ministry had let him teach the students DADA again.
"Do shut up Lupin. I have enough trouble without you." He snorted.
"I don't think that you should worry about me. The ladies are a different part altogether."
"The ladies?" he was starting to get confused.
" The Female type if you want to be accurate. They have decided to fancy you from what I have heard."
"Do not, and I will repeat that again, Lupin! mock me. You can't even begin to imagine what I will do to you if you will laugh at my expense again."
"Oh don't worry about me, I will manage. But, if you still don't believe me you should try an look to your left."
He looked. And what a mistake that was. There is nothing scarier than to see the entire female staff looking at you, with a wired - sick expression on their face.
This was going to be a long day.
I am sorry that I accidentally removed them. my computer crashed.
Chapter 2- Snape vs. Hogwarts.
The day: Monday. The time: morning. Time left to hell: 10 minutes if the idiots will be late. 5 if they will actually make it on time. Patience: donations will be great. Just send them in.
He skipped breakfast. No need for the all school to see him at once. It will be much better to get rid of them in small groups. The only thing was, that the first group was the worst one. Gryffindors and Slytherins, two lessons. He was pretty sure that someone above is having quite a good laugh right now.
"Hell with you all." He said. And than the students began to fill in the class.
First it was Parkinson, who stopped dead in her track. Than it was Malfoy who bumped into Parkinson and apologized. And he too, stopped and stared. After that came Crabbe and Goyle. But since they were not light as the two before them, the all thing caused all four to fall down with a big thud on the floor. Wisley, Granger and Potter came in together and tripped on the floor together. All the others just made the pile even bigger.
He glared. If that was their reaction, he was not going to enter the staff room on his break. He felt like the new attraction at the zoo.
"30 points from Gryffindor for disturbing your fellow students Potter. Now sit down, all of you!"
"Maybe the hair is shorter, but the scum stayed the same." Ron muttered to Harry.
"I heard that Wisley. 10 more points off your house." He sighed. This was going to be a long day.
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In the start it was just hell. Then it became into a nightmare! Apparently the rumor of the air thing, as the headmaster called it earlier had became known to all of the school in a matter of a few hours.
When he went to the great hall for lunch (his stomach was already protesting for the morning miss), he was suddenly aware of two main things:
A. All the girls were staring at him suspiciously (and some of the guys. Although he didn't want to think about that issue).
B. The members off the staff were looking very closely on their plates.
"This is just a flue." He muttered and set at the far and very dark corner of the staff table.
"You know Severus, I really don't understand on what all this fuss around you. After all, it's only just.. A haircut."
He startled. "What the."
"Hush Severus. Watch your language." Said Lupin.
Well, he should have known that the werewolf would come up with the guts to say something to him. Lupin was still rather smug that the ministry had let him teach the students DADA again.
"Do shut up Lupin. I have enough trouble without you." He snorted.
"I don't think that you should worry about me. The ladies are a different part altogether."
"The ladies?" he was starting to get confused.
" The Female type if you want to be accurate. They have decided to fancy you from what I have heard."
"Do not, and I will repeat that again, Lupin! mock me. You can't even begin to imagine what I will do to you if you will laugh at my expense again."
"Oh don't worry about me, I will manage. But, if you still don't believe me you should try an look to your left."
He looked. And what a mistake that was. There is nothing scarier than to see the entire female staff looking at you, with a wired - sick expression on their face.
This was going to be a long day.