Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, but I wish I owned Marik and Bakura.....
Bakura: You don't own me, so let me got already!
Nope ^_^
Bakura: Let me go or I'll sent you to the shadow realm!
Just for that, you're going in this chapter! And anyway, you can't I'm the authoress ^_^
Bakura: What! No, please! I would never go to that stupid school! I'd send everybody to the shadow realm the moment I saw them!
Hmmm, that's an idea. I'm going to have to come up with a way to stop Malik doing that. Oh well, on with the fic! Actually I've got something else to say. The Councillers name is Umbria because I was watching this stupid cooking program on tv and the hostess was sooo annoying, and I didn't get her name, but they were cooking in Umbria. So, I have nothing against Umbria, I just don't like the lady that cooks there.
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Malik eventually regained enough ego to start shouting at the teacher.
"Who the hell are you? Will you get out of my face before I send you to the Shadow Realm!"
"What's the shadow realm, dear? And I'm Miss Umbria, the school councillor. I heard you're new here! Isn't that wonderful! Please feel free to come and see me if you want, It's always good to talk, and it's even better to talk to friends. So, feel free to drop by my office one day!"
Malik slowly backed away from the hyperactive overly cheerful teacher. She was scary.
"You aren't related to Anzu, are you?" He said.
"Oh, You know Anzu! Isn't she friendly! No, I'm not related, but we do talk often! She's so inspiring! Now, dear, I'll see you later!" With that she happily bounced off to terrorize another student. Malik sent a quick prayer of thanks up to the gods. He was shortly joined by Marik, who had been watching from a distance.
"Thanks for not sending her to the shadow realm."
"You've got my rod." (AN: Bad thoughts!)
"Yeah, but you didn't even curse her." Malik was about to answer when Ryou appeared, dragging a very annoyed Bakura, also in the uniform.
"You stupid hikari! Let me go right now! And give me back my ring before I injure you so badly you'll have to leave in several boxes!"
"Hi guys. Well done Marik, you got him here as well." Said a calm Ryou.
"Bakura? What the hell are you doing here?" Said Malik. Maybe there was a plot against all the Yamis.... They were going to torture him...
"This baka dragged me here! I am not going to this stupid school!"
Hmmm, well, with Bakura here, they could really cause some havoc...
"Marik, let me talk to him."
"What?!"
"I'll convince him to stay. I'm not going to be here all by myself, you know. Bakura, stop trying to kill your hikari and come over here. I want to talk to you."
"If it's a plan to get me out of here, I'm all for it."
"Something like that." The two yamis walked away from Ryou and Marik, who were watching curiously.
"Bakura, Haven't you noticed that all these mortals already scared of you?" And that was true, already people were edging away from Bakura. He turned around to a group of girls staring at him and glared. The girls shrieked and ran away.
"Ha, so they are. This might be fun after all."
"Yeah, I know. So, what do you say? Do you want to make our hikaris regret ever sending us here?"
"Definitely."
"Then lets tell them we'll stay here on one condition, that we're in the same class."
"Alright. But if this doesn't work out, you will really regret it."
"It'll work." Yes! Now we can start to have fun... What's the first thing we can do? Well, I'm going to have to get rid of whatever's making that annoying ringing sound for a start.
"Malik! That's the bell!" said Marik.
"So?"
"So, you've got to go to class."
"I'm only going if Bakura is in my class. I'm not going to be bored all the time I'm here, you know."
"Whatever, just take him along and explain to the teacher. You're class room is next to ours. Come on!"
Stupid Hikari, who does he think he is, telling me what to do like that? Soon he any everybody else will be bowing down to me. Just as soon as I make another plan..... First I think, me and Bakura will terrorize a few students... Sounds fun. Ahh, here's that class room.
"Go in, you two." Said Ryou.
"Whatever."
The two yamis walked into the classroom. The teacher at the head of the class stood up.
"Everyone, I'd like you all to welcome Malik Ishtar and, umm, I'm sorry sir, what's your name?"
"Bakura. I'm in this class now, so you can go sit down and do whatever it is that teachers do."
"Uh, Alright then. I'm Mrs Pari." Bakura and Malik ignored her and went and walked towards the back of the class. Suddenly Malik turned round and glared at everybody.
"What the fuck are you all staring at? If you don't stop looking at me, I'll tape you to the wall so you can't look anymore. Got it?" The class all immediately became very occupied in cleaning their nails, reading a book ect. They were smart enough to know not to mess with him. Not so Mrs Pari.
"Malik! That was very rude! I'd like you to apologize right now!"
"Make me."
"Mr Ishtar, I am the teacher, and that means you're supposed to listen to me! Apologize right now!"
"Maybe another time. Like when hell freezes over." Mrs Pari glared at him for a while, and Malik glared back. Eventually the teacher looked away.
"Very well, I'll let you get away with it this time. But don't try it again."
"Whatever." Malik walked down to the back of the class and sat down next to Bakura.
"Nice." Bakura commented.
"Thanks. Your turn."
"Not right now. This seems to only be a minor class room. I'll try in whatever class we have next."
"Are you sure you're not just scared?"
"I'll prove it to you next. What class do we have next anyway? Aren't we supposed to get a timetable?"
"Yeah. Hey, teacher, do you have our timetables or have you managed to lose them already?"
"Yes, I have your timetable. Come and get them."
"I can't be bothered," Said Bakura. "You!" He said to the boy in front.
"Y-Yes?"
"Get my timetable."
"Sure, whatever you say. I'm not disagreeing, no, not me."
"Good. Stop your blabbing and get it. And get Maliks as well."
"Ok." The boy walked up to the teachers desk and brought them the pieces of paper. He very carefully didn't look at either of them.
"Hey," Malik commented as he grabbed the piece of paper from the boy, "This is almost like having mind slaves again."
"Lucky you. I've got Physical Education next. Whatever that is."
"I have English. Screw that, Physical Education sounds more interesting." Yeah, who wants to listen to English? I already know the language, what more is there to it? Physical Education sounds good, and Ryou hates it, so it's gotta be good. And I've got to get rid of that bell.
"Bakura, what do you say we do something about that cursed bell?"
"You read my mind. Don't do that."
"I didn't. Stop being so paranoid!"
"I'm not paranoid! I know the whole world is out to get me!"
"What an idiot."
"Not as bad as you!"
"Asshole!"
"Bastard!"
"Excuse me!" Damn, it's that stupid teacher again. "Will you two boys please go to class!"
"We would if we knew where the hell Physical Education was!"
"Go down this corridor and when you get to the end, turn left. Now will you two please leave?"
"Gladly."
The two Yamis followed the directions and found themselves at a hall. Already there were a few people clustered outside the doors, waiting for the teacher.
"Hmm, another new class. Your turn to terrorize them, Bakura."
"Gladly. Hey, girl. What's this class about?"
"My names Anise, and this is where we play games like basketball and tennis. Don't you know anything?"
Bakura walked up to the girl until he was right in front of her.
"I know that you should know better that to be that insolent to me." He growled.
"Oh, I'm so scared. Who the hell do you think you are?"
"I'm Bakura, and you're going to really regret that."
"I'm so scared."
"You will be." Hmmm, Bakura's not doing too good a job here. Maybe I'll help him out a bit. Now, what was that spell for the Dragon Illusion ?
"Ahhhhh!" The girl screamed and ran away as a huge black and gold dragon appeared behind Bakura and launched itself at her. Bakura and Malik both laughed, while all the students ran as far away as they could.
"Guess class is finished." Smirked Bakura.
Well, another chapter out, yippie! I'm sorry it took so long, I've got a broken wrist and can only type with one hand. However, a new chapter will be out soon! With a new charicter none the less.
Bakura: Ahhhhhhhhh! Get that thing away from me!
Malik: If you like making fun of my scars, maybe you should have some as well!
Malik, stop waving your millenium dagger rod thingy at Bakura. He's a spirit anyway, you can't give him scars.
Malik: I can try.
Don't. Do you know, I saw you for the first time yesterday! Yeah, I know, how can I write aboutyou when I'd never watched an episode of yugioh with you in it. Well, I don't know.
Bakura: Stop your blathering and untie me!
Nope! See ya all next chapter!
Bakura: You don't own me, so let me got already!
Nope ^_^
Bakura: Let me go or I'll sent you to the shadow realm!
Just for that, you're going in this chapter! And anyway, you can't I'm the authoress ^_^
Bakura: What! No, please! I would never go to that stupid school! I'd send everybody to the shadow realm the moment I saw them!
Hmmm, that's an idea. I'm going to have to come up with a way to stop Malik doing that. Oh well, on with the fic! Actually I've got something else to say. The Councillers name is Umbria because I was watching this stupid cooking program on tv and the hostess was sooo annoying, and I didn't get her name, but they were cooking in Umbria. So, I have nothing against Umbria, I just don't like the lady that cooks there.
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Malik eventually regained enough ego to start shouting at the teacher.
"Who the hell are you? Will you get out of my face before I send you to the Shadow Realm!"
"What's the shadow realm, dear? And I'm Miss Umbria, the school councillor. I heard you're new here! Isn't that wonderful! Please feel free to come and see me if you want, It's always good to talk, and it's even better to talk to friends. So, feel free to drop by my office one day!"
Malik slowly backed away from the hyperactive overly cheerful teacher. She was scary.
"You aren't related to Anzu, are you?" He said.
"Oh, You know Anzu! Isn't she friendly! No, I'm not related, but we do talk often! She's so inspiring! Now, dear, I'll see you later!" With that she happily bounced off to terrorize another student. Malik sent a quick prayer of thanks up to the gods. He was shortly joined by Marik, who had been watching from a distance.
"Thanks for not sending her to the shadow realm."
"You've got my rod." (AN: Bad thoughts!)
"Yeah, but you didn't even curse her." Malik was about to answer when Ryou appeared, dragging a very annoyed Bakura, also in the uniform.
"You stupid hikari! Let me go right now! And give me back my ring before I injure you so badly you'll have to leave in several boxes!"
"Hi guys. Well done Marik, you got him here as well." Said a calm Ryou.
"Bakura? What the hell are you doing here?" Said Malik. Maybe there was a plot against all the Yamis.... They were going to torture him...
"This baka dragged me here! I am not going to this stupid school!"
Hmmm, well, with Bakura here, they could really cause some havoc...
"Marik, let me talk to him."
"What?!"
"I'll convince him to stay. I'm not going to be here all by myself, you know. Bakura, stop trying to kill your hikari and come over here. I want to talk to you."
"If it's a plan to get me out of here, I'm all for it."
"Something like that." The two yamis walked away from Ryou and Marik, who were watching curiously.
"Bakura, Haven't you noticed that all these mortals already scared of you?" And that was true, already people were edging away from Bakura. He turned around to a group of girls staring at him and glared. The girls shrieked and ran away.
"Ha, so they are. This might be fun after all."
"Yeah, I know. So, what do you say? Do you want to make our hikaris regret ever sending us here?"
"Definitely."
"Then lets tell them we'll stay here on one condition, that we're in the same class."
"Alright. But if this doesn't work out, you will really regret it."
"It'll work." Yes! Now we can start to have fun... What's the first thing we can do? Well, I'm going to have to get rid of whatever's making that annoying ringing sound for a start.
"Malik! That's the bell!" said Marik.
"So?"
"So, you've got to go to class."
"I'm only going if Bakura is in my class. I'm not going to be bored all the time I'm here, you know."
"Whatever, just take him along and explain to the teacher. You're class room is next to ours. Come on!"
Stupid Hikari, who does he think he is, telling me what to do like that? Soon he any everybody else will be bowing down to me. Just as soon as I make another plan..... First I think, me and Bakura will terrorize a few students... Sounds fun. Ahh, here's that class room.
"Go in, you two." Said Ryou.
"Whatever."
The two yamis walked into the classroom. The teacher at the head of the class stood up.
"Everyone, I'd like you all to welcome Malik Ishtar and, umm, I'm sorry sir, what's your name?"
"Bakura. I'm in this class now, so you can go sit down and do whatever it is that teachers do."
"Uh, Alright then. I'm Mrs Pari." Bakura and Malik ignored her and went and walked towards the back of the class. Suddenly Malik turned round and glared at everybody.
"What the fuck are you all staring at? If you don't stop looking at me, I'll tape you to the wall so you can't look anymore. Got it?" The class all immediately became very occupied in cleaning their nails, reading a book ect. They were smart enough to know not to mess with him. Not so Mrs Pari.
"Malik! That was very rude! I'd like you to apologize right now!"
"Make me."
"Mr Ishtar, I am the teacher, and that means you're supposed to listen to me! Apologize right now!"
"Maybe another time. Like when hell freezes over." Mrs Pari glared at him for a while, and Malik glared back. Eventually the teacher looked away.
"Very well, I'll let you get away with it this time. But don't try it again."
"Whatever." Malik walked down to the back of the class and sat down next to Bakura.
"Nice." Bakura commented.
"Thanks. Your turn."
"Not right now. This seems to only be a minor class room. I'll try in whatever class we have next."
"Are you sure you're not just scared?"
"I'll prove it to you next. What class do we have next anyway? Aren't we supposed to get a timetable?"
"Yeah. Hey, teacher, do you have our timetables or have you managed to lose them already?"
"Yes, I have your timetable. Come and get them."
"I can't be bothered," Said Bakura. "You!" He said to the boy in front.
"Y-Yes?"
"Get my timetable."
"Sure, whatever you say. I'm not disagreeing, no, not me."
"Good. Stop your blabbing and get it. And get Maliks as well."
"Ok." The boy walked up to the teachers desk and brought them the pieces of paper. He very carefully didn't look at either of them.
"Hey," Malik commented as he grabbed the piece of paper from the boy, "This is almost like having mind slaves again."
"Lucky you. I've got Physical Education next. Whatever that is."
"I have English. Screw that, Physical Education sounds more interesting." Yeah, who wants to listen to English? I already know the language, what more is there to it? Physical Education sounds good, and Ryou hates it, so it's gotta be good. And I've got to get rid of that bell.
"Bakura, what do you say we do something about that cursed bell?"
"You read my mind. Don't do that."
"I didn't. Stop being so paranoid!"
"I'm not paranoid! I know the whole world is out to get me!"
"What an idiot."
"Not as bad as you!"
"Asshole!"
"Bastard!"
"Excuse me!" Damn, it's that stupid teacher again. "Will you two boys please go to class!"
"We would if we knew where the hell Physical Education was!"
"Go down this corridor and when you get to the end, turn left. Now will you two please leave?"
"Gladly."
The two Yamis followed the directions and found themselves at a hall. Already there were a few people clustered outside the doors, waiting for the teacher.
"Hmm, another new class. Your turn to terrorize them, Bakura."
"Gladly. Hey, girl. What's this class about?"
"My names Anise, and this is where we play games like basketball and tennis. Don't you know anything?"
Bakura walked up to the girl until he was right in front of her.
"I know that you should know better that to be that insolent to me." He growled.
"Oh, I'm so scared. Who the hell do you think you are?"
"I'm Bakura, and you're going to really regret that."
"I'm so scared."
"You will be." Hmmm, Bakura's not doing too good a job here. Maybe I'll help him out a bit. Now, what was that spell for the Dragon Illusion ?
"Ahhhhh!" The girl screamed and ran away as a huge black and gold dragon appeared behind Bakura and launched itself at her. Bakura and Malik both laughed, while all the students ran as far away as they could.
"Guess class is finished." Smirked Bakura.
Well, another chapter out, yippie! I'm sorry it took so long, I've got a broken wrist and can only type with one hand. However, a new chapter will be out soon! With a new charicter none the less.
Bakura: Ahhhhhhhhh! Get that thing away from me!
Malik: If you like making fun of my scars, maybe you should have some as well!
Malik, stop waving your millenium dagger rod thingy at Bakura. He's a spirit anyway, you can't give him scars.
Malik: I can try.
Don't. Do you know, I saw you for the first time yesterday! Yeah, I know, how can I write aboutyou when I'd never watched an episode of yugioh with you in it. Well, I don't know.
Bakura: Stop your blathering and untie me!
Nope! See ya all next chapter!