4:13 PM 9/8/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -dbz graphic novel #1
Raditsu: Your tail! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TAIL!?
Goku: It got cut off. A long time ago.
Chuey's Corner:
Goku: (happily) And now it's back! (wags his tail cheerfully)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) And so it is.
Chuquita: Welcome to Part 2 everybody!
Goku: (tugging at sweatshirt he now magically has on) It is Veggietastic!
Vegeta: (glances over to see a cutsy chibi Veggie head in the middle of the sweatshirt, his name written in kanji on the
sleeves) (flatly) Where did you get that?
Goku: (thinks) Hm...... (chirps) I DUNNOOOO~~
Chuquita: They used to sell these at a store at King of Prussia Mall. (tugs on Son's sweatshirt) and Viz sells 'um too!
Goku: (rubbing the smiling Veggie head on his sweatshirt) Heeheehee~!
Vegeta: (twitches) That's kinda creepy.
Goku: (blinks) What is creepy little Veggie?
Vegeta: (twitches) Oh nevermind!
Goku: (plops happy-looking little Veggie-beanie-plush on the table and starts tapping it lightly, causing it to sway left and
right) EEEE~~!! (big grin) KAWAII!!
Chuquita: (to Veggie) At least it keeps him warm. (motions to Son's sweatshirt)
Vegeta: *twitch* (looks up at Q.O.T.W) (dryly) All the quotes for this story are going to be tail-related, aren't they Chu?
Chuquita: Yup! :)
Goku: (takes Veggie-dolly off the table and starts changing it's clothes)
Vegeta: (looks over at Goku and turns light red) WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?
Goku: (smiles) I am changing Veggie-dolly's outfit! (holds up a little grass shirt and lay) Veggie-dolly's gonna hula for me!
Vegeta: WAH!? (falls over) (bright red w/embarassment) YOU BAKA DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!! YOU CAN'T UNDRESS A DOLL
OF ME AND THEN PUT IT IN SOME STUPID HULAING GARMENT AND MAKE IT DANCE FOR Y-- (gets up only to see Goku using his ki to
control the little Veggie-dolly so it appears to be doing the hula; Veggie-dolly now completely dressed in hula-wear)
(dumbstruck) Uhh...
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Wow that was fast.
Vegeta: (to Goku) You know, you scare me sometimes.
Goku: (giggles) Aww, thank u little Veggie! (makes Veggie-dolly bow for him; then get up and start dancing again)
Vegeta: o_O (mutters) ....creepy, that's what it is.
Chuquita: Speaking of garments, I heard they're changing Son-kun's gi color in this supposed "live-action" movie they're
coming out with.
Goku: (looks disappointed while still controlling Veggie-dolly so he continues to hula around the desk) (pouts) What is wrong
with my orange gi, Chu-sama?
Chuquita: I dunno, for some reason they're changing it to blue instead.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) BUT HE CAN'T HAVE BLUE! I WEAR BLUE! I'm blue and Kakarrotto's orange! That's how it's been since
the beginning of time!!
Goku: (thinks outloud) I USED to have a blue gi, but that was before I became Muten Roshi's pupil....and I have that one gi
that has a blue top...but the pants are yellow...(thinks)....I don't think I have an all-blue gi, Chu-sama.
Vegeta: What about ME??
Chuquita: (shrugs) I dunno about you. The movie's supposed to be 3 to 4 hours long though (sweatdrops). (would never sit in
theater that long)
Vegeta: FOUR HOURS?!
Chuquita: And that only covers the saiyajin saga episodes.
Vegeta: (twitch)
Chuquita: I got all my info from dbzsc.com. MAN you should see the plotline! It looks like a really bizarre fanfic. (whinces)
For starters, Bulma participates in the marital arts tournament.
Vegeta: (lets out a snicker)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) A lot of things are mixed up and out of order. For instance instead of being raised by Son Gohan,
chibi Goku was raised by monks (like Kuririn's origin in the manga).
Vegeta: (even larger sweatdrop) Kakarrotto.....taking a vow of silence...
Goku: (holding Veggie-dolly in his hand and making like it's flying) LALALALALA!!!
Chuquita: Apparently Goku also has extra siblings in this because Bardock sends him and several other babies off into space;
but they all land on different planets (Bardock isn't the one that sends Goku into space in the show; he's off fighting
Freeza; these hospital people send Goku off)
Vegeta: (nearly chokes) (pale) Kakarrotto has identical quintuplet siblings in this?!
Goku: (cheers) YAY!
Vegeta: (sputters) BAKA! THAT IS NOT "YAY"! THAT IS BAD! CAN YOU IMAGINE IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH FIVE OF YOU INSTEAD OF JUST
ONE!?
Goku: (stares off into space) There would be a never-ending battle to de-cide which of us would be worthy of being little
Veggie's special friend and ~*oujo*~......
Vegeta: (shudders) Exactly.
Chuquita: Another odd plot twist is that Muten Roshi and Dr. Briefs are old friends. The tourament the gang participates in
isn't the one Goku meets Chi-Chi in, but the one that went on during the entire Freeza ordeal that Hercule won in. (but
doesn't in this movie) Raditsu and Goku's four extra siblings crash land near the end of the tournament. Goku's four siblings
get killed in the fight--
Goku: --cuz they're not special enough to have their own lil Veggie! (hugs Veggie)
Vegeta: (nervous twitch)
Chuquita: --after that it seems normal for a lil while; Raditsu kidnaps Gohan, Piccolo and Goku fight Raditsu; Piccolo kills
them both; but then when Raditsu sends his message back to Veggie & Nappa, they're both on Freeza's ship.
Vegeta: (sarcasm) Yes, HEAVEN FORBID they show me knawing on a piece of meat from an alien I've just killed out in space as
a snack while on a distant planet.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I can only imagine the things that've gone into your stomach over the years out in space.
Vegeta: HA! (mutters in slight disgust) No kidding...
Chuquita: Instead of training with Kami, the remaining Z senshi train w/Roshi and Mr. Popo.
Goku: (chrips) I trained with Mr. Popo when I was a chibi!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I suddenly feel bad for him.
Goku: (big wide eager eyes) Me?
Vegeta: NO! Mr. Popo, baka.
Chuquita: Veggie and Nappa are ORDERED to Earth instead of going there on their free will to try and wish for immortality,
Vegeta: (grumbles) --curse you, movie.
Chuquita: Then somebody thought it would be cool if Gohan and Veggie were oozarus at the same time and fought each other that
way.
Vegeta: (grumbles again) I would've rather ape-wrestled Kakarrotto.
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) Reaaaaaallllly, Veggie?
Vegeta: GAH!? (bright red) I mean, ah, I didn't mean it that way! Really!
Chuquita: Veggie rips off Gohan's tail and Kuririn slices off Veggie's. (Where's Yajirobe?) Kuririn gives Goku a senzu bean
and Veggie pretends he had killed Gohan and Goku gets mad at him.
Vegeta: (to Son) You know I would never kill your spawn, right Kakarrotto?
Goku: (laughs) Of course not! Little Veggie threatens but he never carries it out!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: Then Goku's anger hints at his underlying ssj powers and that's where the summary stopped.
Vegeta: (in deep thought) So let me get this straight. In this movie, Kakarrotto is a quintuplet who was raised by monks.
He befriends Bulma, who somehow is able to do battle; and they know each other because that perverted old turtle HERMIT and
Bulma's famous super-rich parents, are friends.
Chuquita: You know it sounds strange when you say it.
Vegeta: IT IS STRANGE!! (rants, then pauses all of a sudden) (eyes widen) ..WAIT.....
Chuquita: ...
Goku: ...
Veggie-dolly: ...
Vegeta: (slowly as if processing a deep piece of information) If Kakarrotto does not go on a dragonball hunt with Bulma,
then he would have never met Onna, (voice speeds up closer to normal) and there would be no insane desire on Onna's part to
seek him out at the 23'rd tournament and sucker him into getting married to her. (grins) BWAHAHA! I WIN! (pumps his fists in
the air)
Chuquita: Ah, Goku and Chi-Chi still get married in this, Veggie.
Vegeta: HA! THAT is a plothole because according to this they NEVER MET; ......they only needed Onna in this movie so they
could have Gohan in it. (smirks) Why, they don't even point out if Kakarrotto and Onna are MARRIED in it or not.
Chuquita: Veggie, maybe we should just start the chap--
Vegeta: --I mean, I'm not Earth-wise married to Bulma. We're only partially married by saiyajin law....it's possible for
Onna and Kakarrotto to have somehow had a child and not have been married--
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) (cuts him off) --here's Part 2 everyone!
Vegeta: HEY! I'M NOT FINISHED PLO--
Summary: As if Veggie's life wasn't complicated already? Thanks to the large amount of time they've seen each other,
Veggie and Son-kun's furry saiyajin tails fall for each other unbeknownst to their owners. How will Veggie be able to stop
his own tail's strange urges without seriously digging himself into a deeper hole?
Vegeta: --ting. (glares at her) CURSE YOU SUMMARY!!! (shakes his fist)
Chuquita: Uh-huh.
Goku: (hula-ing w/Veggie-dolly) Hula-hula hu, hula-hula! (happily, while still dancing) Shake it little Veggie-beanie!
Vegeta: *twitch*
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" THIS, is your "lab"? " Bulma sweatdropped as she and Vegeta sat indian-style in the middle of the ouji's room. The
curtains on the very long set of windows pulled down and the door locked tight, darkening the room. Stuck on the windowshade
was a taped piece of paper and on it, written in Vegeta's still-poor, childish-looking attempt at writing in english, was
"The Lab".
" My saiyago handwriting is eons more advanced-looking, but you don't know how to read my native language. "
Vegeta said, motioning to the sign.
Bulma stared at him incrediously, " This has got to be some sort of joke. "
" No... " Vegeta said slowly, " this is my lab. "
" VEGETA ARE YOU INSANE!! No, wait, are you MORE INSANE THAN I PREVIOUSLY HAD ASSUMED YOU WERE! THIS IS JUST YOUR
ROOM WITH A "The Lab" SIGN ON THE WINDOWSHA-- " she froze as a red button appeared out of the floor and Vegeta pressed it
with his pointer finger. The contents of the room shifted as several new walls popped out of the floor and parts of the
floor were brought upward to reveal new furniture and dozens of advanced-looking scientific equipment.
" ...wow. " Bulma said, floored by the sudden change.
" I've been a busy little ouji lately, haven't I? " Vegeta said, smirking.
" Oh my GOD! Vegeta LOOK AT ALL THIS, STUFF! Even I don't know what half these things are! " she said in awe.
" I wouldn't touch anything if I were you. " Vegeta said cooley, " All the equipment in this room is set to respond
to me and only me. If you were to attempt to touch any of the machinery they would all instantly lock up and you'd promptly
be electricuted by a small wattage in the floor. "
Bulma sweatdropped, " Not much one for security, are you Vegeta? " she said sarcastically.
The ouji smirked, then pressed several buttons in the wall, " Observe. The solution to my tail's, unusual
problem. " he said, then cleared his throat, " NA KA NOSA, PO DE LA PEPUINA SEPI! " Vegeta ordered in saiyago to the
computers, which instantly began making whirring and processing noises. Vegeta unwrapped his tail and let it hang loose.
Small red lasers came from everydirection and started scanning all over Vegeta's now frightened and stupified tail. The red
lights changed to blue and then suddenly shut down, " TA-DA!! " Vegeta grabbed his tail and held it out to face Bulma. The
tail was now covered in what appeared to be a blue material similar to the type used in the training outfits Bulma had made
for him back when they were fighting Cell.
" What, is it? " she blinked down at the tail, tapping the material. Vegeta's tail moved around blindly.
" It's a tail sock. " Vegeta nodded proudly. Bulma sweatdropped.
" "TAIL SOCK"? "
" Hai. " he said, ignoring her obvious gawking, " You see, since saiyajin tails sensory abilities, along with their
telepathic ablilities--including my tail being able to converse with Kakarrotto's--depends on their bodies being able to
breathe--to sense things through sight, sound, hearing, and touch. Obviously they can't taste, seeing as they have no mouths.
BUT, if you were to enclose them in a space where no air could get through, you would literally block them from perceiving
the world around them. In otherwords, it's like if you were to put a giant, tight blindfold over your entire head. This way
I can spar with Kakarrotto and still be around him without my tail even knowing Kakarrotto and his tail are there. " Vegeta
explained.
" ...that's ingenius. " Bulma said, surpised. She paused, " But, Vegeta WHEN did you have time to BUILD all this
stuff. And how could you have had a "tail sock" machine created ahead of time while you didn't even know this would happen! "
Vegeta turned away with a mysterious look on his face, " The world may never know. "
" YOU GOT THAT FROM A TOOSIEROLL POP COMMERCIAL! " Bulma exclaimed, annoyed.
" ...yup. " Vegeta said as if it were an everyday occurance.
A look of confusion settled on Bulma's face, " You know, sometimes I wonder about you Vegeta. " she said, leaning
against the wall.
" Uh, Bulma? "
" Now what? "
" You, ah, don't wanna do that. " Vegeta sweatdropped. Bulma cocked an eyebrow at him, then felt something sizzling
beneath her feet. She looked down just intime to get zapped.
" YEEEEEEEEEEOOOW! "
" ... "
Bulma stomped over to Vegeta, annoyed and fried to a crisp. She angrily opened her mouth.
" You know I TRIED to warn you. " the ouji pointed out.
" OOOH, VEH--WHY I SHOULD--OH forget it! " Bulma complained, defeated as she left the room, frustrated, " I don't
think I'll ever understand you. " she sighed.
" Nobody does. " Vegeta shrugged. He paused as a message was sent up to his brain. The ouji glared at his tail, ::And
NO, Kakarrotto is NOT an exception!:: Vegeta mentally snapped at his tail, which sulked and hung blindly downward, letting
out over-depressed sighs, " Baka tail. " he muttered, then folded his arms proudly when the now-blinded tail produced no
response, " Heh, perfect! And now that you're taken care of, I think I'll take my new tail-sock out for a test. " Vegeta
nodded, " We're going to Kakarrotto's house. " he told the unable-to-hear tail as he pressed a button that switched his room
back to normal, " And you're not going to be able to do a thing to embarass me about it because you won't even know we're
there! "
" Hey there! How's my little baby? Care for a muffin? " Chi-Chi said cheerfully as she held out a plate of
freshly-baked muffins infront of the large, sniffling saiyajin on the couch.
" I don't feel like it right now. " Goku squeaked out sadly.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, then bent down on her knees so she was now eye-level with him, " Oh come on, Go-chan! They're
nice and fresh and they're filled with yummy blueberries! "
" Blu--blueberry muffins? " Goku's eyes flickered as he tilted his head towards her to smell the muffins, " Oh they
ARE blueberry! " he beamed, then grabbed a muffin and shoved it in his mouth, then happily began to chew, " Wow Chi-chan!
These are GREAT! "
" Hmm. " Chi-Chi smiled, proud of herself.
Goku grabbed another muffin and was about to toss it in his mouth as well when he paused to stare at it. Tears began
to well up in his eyes.
" Uh, Go-chan? " Chi-Chi said cautiously.
Goku hugged the pastry tightly, " V---Veggie used to call me his lil Kaka-muffin,.. " he cried, " ..or was that
future Veggie? "
" Oh who cares! " Chi-Chi complained.
" Mmm--WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I MISS MY VEGGIE!! " the larger saiyajin
bawled while his tail stood smushed against the windowpane above the couch Goku was laying on. Chi-Chi looked up at the tail
and a vein bulged on her forehead.
" You cut that out! " she grabbed the tail and pulled it away, " The Ouji's not coming so you can forget about it! "
Goku's tail hung limply, mentally sobbing.
" Chi-chan why can't I go see little Veggie? If only for a lil while. I, I promise I'll be back by sunset. " Goku
pleaded.
Chi-Chi silently glared at him.
" ...by evening? "
" ... "
" Afternoon? "
" ... "
" Just an hour? "
" ... "
" FIVE MINUTES! PLEASE JUST LET ME GO SEE MY POOR SWEET LITTLE VEGGIE FOR AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES!!! " Goku clasped
his hands together desperately.
" NO! Not with your tails the way they are! " Chi-Chi said stubbornly, " Besides the Ouji's evil and why you haven't
gotten that through your thick head by now is beyond me. "
::You're the evil one!!:: Bibishii mentally spat at Chi-Chi. Goku glanced down at his tail, surprised a thought had
come from the appendage; however due to the loudness of the tail's scream Goku's partial psychic abilities quickly picked it
up.
" Hey did you talk? " Goku blinked, poking his tail. The tail just turned away from him and flopped restlessly on a
nearby couch pillow and started to mentally sob over Vegeta's tail again, " Huh. I could've sworn you did. "
" Of course they can, they just need to be loud enough. " a voice said from behind Goku. The large saiyajin
recognized the voice instantly and squealed, whipping around to see the smaller one sitting on the rung of the couch, " AHHH!
LITTLEVEGGIECAMEBACK!! " Goku lept to his feet and glomped onto Vegeta, knocking them both back onto the couch, " Oh little
Veggie I have missed you SO! " he hugged tighter.
" Heh-heh, of course you have Kakay. And I missed you too. VERY much. " Vegeta snickered. Goku's tail inspected
Vegeta's and nearly started to bawl hysterically again, only this time at the sight of a very unconsious-looking Nango
covered by what looked like a tail-fitted piece of clothing, " Oh! And did I happen show you the solution to our problems? "
" Problems, little Veggie? " Goku tilted his head curiously. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" THE TAIL THING, BAKA! " he shook his own tail in the grip of his hand at Goku, then paused the shaking, " THIS, is
a tail-sock. It prevents our tails from sensing their surroundings and thus from communicating with one another. If we both
wear them, neither of our tails will know where they are or even the fact that they're in the same room with each other! " he
excitedly explained, " We'll be able to nip their relationship in the bud! "
Goku frowned, " But Veggie what is wrong with our tails' relationship? "
Vegeta slapped himself on the forehead, exasperated, " THEY'RE IN LOVE!!! "
" So? "
" THEY'RE IN LOVE AND THEY'RE ATTACHED TO OUR BODIES!!! "
" ... " Goku thought for a moment, then tilted his head back the other way, equally as confused as before, " So? "
" UGH!! " Vegeta's face burst into a bright red color, " You just don't get it, do you... " he grumbled.
" Get what? " Goku pouted, then looked over at Vegeta, " Really Veggie, I don't know what you are talking about and
what is so wrong with our tails being in love with each other. Haven't you ever been in love before little Veggie? "
" WAHHH!! " Vegeta fell backwards, then got back up, his whole body practically glowing bright red, " DON'T SAY SUCH
THINGS!!! IT'S NOT TRUE IT'S NOT!! "
" And what exactly is THIS thing? " Chi-Chi said from behind them. Vegeta's face instantly went back to it's normal
tanned color. He turned towards her and lifted his head high, proudly.
" It HAPPENS to be a tail-sock, Onna. It's to prevent Kakarrotto and myself's tails's random and frightening
attraction to each other from becoming any more serious than it already is and to eventually have them forget the other's
importance. "
" Ha! Maybe you should make one big enough to fit over your fat Ouji head. That'd solve problems for everybody else."
Chi-Chi mocked him. Vegeta sent her a death-glare, then turned back to Goku.
" Do not mind Onna, Kakarrotto. Her simple human brain cannot comprehend the mass of responsibilities having a tail
comes with. " Vegeta patted Goku on the shoulder comfortingly.
" Little Veggie's not REALLY gonna put his head in one of those things and leave me forever, is he? " Goku pointed
sadly to the tail-sock.
" OF COURSE I'M NOT!! " Vegeta sweatdropped, " I'm trying to slow down our tails relationship! Not ours! "
Goku blinked for a minute, then started to giggle, " Heeheeheeheeheehee! "
" What's so funny? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" Heehee, Veggie sounds like Chi-chan! " Goku giggled. Both royalties turned a pale green.
" HE DOES NOT!! " Chi-Chi screamed, poking Goku in the chest, " GOKU-SAN HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! THAT OUJI'S SICK AND
TWISTED MIND IS ABOUT AS FAR OFF FROM REALITY AS YOU CAN GET WHILE MINE IS JUST THE OPPOSITE!! "
" But the way Veggie was talkin about keeping our tails apar-- "
" --GOKU YOU APOLOGIZE FOR THAT LIE RIGHT NOW! " Chi-Chi demanded.
" But I wasn't lying. " Goku said sadly, pouting.
" YES YOU WERE NOW SAY YOU'RE SORRY! "
Goku hung his head, " I am sorry Chi-chan. "
" 'for lying to you.' "
" *sigh* For lying to you. "
" 'And I won't ever compare you to the Ouji again.' "
" And I won't ever compare you to my lil-lil Veggie again. " Goku sighed sadly. Vegeta took a long at the duo, then
at himself and nodded thoughtfully. He reached for his tail and in defeat yanked off the tail sock. The couple turned to him.
Goku burst into a grin.
" Oh little Veggie I KNEW you would free it! " Goku gave him a big hug, " My little Veggie could never punish his
nice lil Veggie-tail like that! Could you! " he beamed, touched. Vegeta's face glowed bright red.
" No Kakay... " Vegeta said in a faraway voice. Goku squeezed tighter.
" And that is because my easily-confused little Veggie is such a nice warm lil sweetie deep on the inside, huh
Veggie! " the larger saiyajin cuddled the smaller one closer.
" Hai Kakay.... "
" Mmm. " Goku smiled, rubbing the still-dazed Vegeta's back, " That's my good little Veggie. "
" OOOOOH!!! " Chi-Chi raged nearby them. Goku's eyes widened at the look on her face and he tip-toed both him and
Vegeta a few feet away from her, frightened. She walked up to Goku and whispered to him.
" Oh Go-chan? Will you PLEASE let go of the Ouji, for me? " Chi-Chi did her best to sound polite.
" But I enjoy hugging Veggie, Chi-chan. " he pouted.
Chi-Chi twitched, " PLEASE, Goku? "
" Oh, alright. " Goku said, then gave Vegeta one last tight squeeze, causing a squeaky noise to yelp from somewhere
below him, " Heeheehee~~! " Goku grinned. Chi-Chi glared and smacked him across the back of his head.
" NOW, Goku! " she groaned.
" YesChichan! " Goku quickly replied, giving Vegeta a gentle push out of the hug. The bright red ouji wobbled
backward as he attempted to walk off only to slip and fall flat on his face. The brunt of the force knocked most of the
redness out of Vegeta's flushed face and he shook his the rest off by shaking his head quickly left and right.
" Feeling better? " Chi-Chi said to him, dryly.
Vegeta looked up at her from the floor and smirked, still slightly out of breath from the monster hug Goku had given
him, " You know you shouldn't hit Kakay like that. That's spousel abuse and punishable by law. " he snickered, getting up.
Vegeta's tail wiggled around, woozy. It froze in place when a familiar and unbearably alluring scent filled it's being. The
tail turned to it's right to see Goku's tail hanging limply, still sad and disappointed. Vegeta's tail sprit out a few puffs
of red gas at the larger saiyajin's tail. Goku's tail instantly shot to attention at the scent, then turned excitedly to
where the other tail was and lundged at it, sending Goku falling to the floor after it.
" IIPE! " Goku yelped as he hit the floor. Vegeta looked over his shoulder and shrieked to see the two tails
entangled with each other, spritzing red and pink gas all over one another like crazy.
Vegeta yanked his tail away, but not without a fight, and quickly pulled the tail-sock back over it. His tail
instantly went limp with sorrow again. Vegeta sighed with relief, then glared at Goku's tail, " WILL YOU STOP THAT ALREADY!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SICK IT IS FOR YOU TO---feh. " Vegeta snorted, folding his arms and turning away, stubbornly. Goku's
tail pouted, then mentally smirked and started to rub sweetly against Vegeta's arms. The ouji twitched and ignored it. The
tail started letting out small poofs of pink gas. Vegeta did his best to turn his head away from the gas. The tail slowly
made it's way around the ouji's neck. Vegeta looked down and gulped to see the tail staring him straight in the face,
" Kakarrotto, tell it to stop. "
" Huh? " Goku said from still on the floor.
" Kakarrotto. I want you to tell your tail to let go of me right now. " Vegeta said, his voice jittery. The tail
slicked upward even more to the top of Vegeta's neck. It's tip twisted around the side of the smaller saiyajin's head and
smushed against Vegeta's nostrils, " OH GOD...OH GOD OH GOD!! " the little ouji wailed, " KAKARROTTO MOVE IT NOW!!! " he
screamed up at the ceiling.
" But it hurts me when I grab it! My legs get all weak and my brain feels funny! And it sends his really bad pain up
my spine! " Goku wailed, trying not to think about it.
" I DON'T CARE! I DON'T CARE!! JUST STOP IT BEFORE IT SHOOTS ANY KAKA-GAS UP MY NOSE!!! " Vegeta screamed in a panic,
::I won't be able to control myself! I WON'T BE ABLE TO CONTROL IT AT ALL!!!!:: he watched out of the corner of his eye as
his peasant slowly got back on his feet, then turned to grab his own tail. Goku whinced as he held onto it and gave it a
sharp tug. The tail freaked out and sent a mass of pink gas at Vegeta's head. The ouji's arms instantly fell limply to their
sides as the tail slinked away from him only to mentally scream as Goku yanked it back towards him. Goku wobbled back from
the pain he had just given himself. He quickly shook it off.
" Hey! Do not try and grab Veggie's neck like that oh-kay? You could accidentally CHOKE little Veggie if you aren't
careful! " Goku repremanded the tail.
" Heh-heh-heh, heh-heh. " Vegeta chuckled, his face bright red. Goku and Chi-Chi looked over at him. Goku still
patting his tail, " Oh Kakarrotto.. "
" Veggie? " Goku said, concerned.
Vegeta whipped towards him and instantly powered up, his face still bright red, " COME TO ME KAKARROTTO!! "
" EEP! " Goku yelped and started backing up while the dazed ouji slowly paced towards him, " CHI-CHAN THERE IS
SOMETHING WRONG WITH VEGGIE!! "
Chi-Chi stared at the situation for a second, blankly. Then piped up, " I GET TO USE MY TRANQUILIZER DARTS! " she
said happily and dashed off to the other room to grab a dart gun.
" BWAHAHAHAHAHA! " Vegeta laughed maniacally, " KAKARROTTO!! " he shouted as if it were a war cry as he lundged at
the larger saiyajin. Goku dodged the ouji just intime and started running around the house in random directions with Vegeta
only 2 to 3 seconds behind him.
" WAAAAAAAHHHHH!! CHI-CHAN STOP VEGGIE BEFORE HE HURTS HIMSELF! " Goku shouted.
Chi-Chi loaded her tranquilizer gun and grinned at it, " Heh-heh, with pleasure! " she cocked the gun and re-entered
the room through the hallway.
" Heh~~ " Vegeta grinned evilly and slammed Goku against the wall, he looked up and grinned wider at a nervous and
confused Goku, then looked back at eyelevel again and smushed his face into Goku's gi, purring, " Oh Kakarrotto, " Vegeta
looked up at him again as he talked smoothly. Goku's cheeks turned pink, " Kakarrotto-chan, I---IPE! " Vegeta yelped in
mid-sentence as the dart made contact with the back of Vegeta's neck. The ouji let out a squeak, then promptly fainted,
falling to the floor had Goku not caught him.
" Veggie? VEGGIE ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! " Goku pleaded with him.
" MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! " Chi-Chi laughed in victory, something which didn't happen very often, " TAKE THAT YOU
SICK TWISTED, EVIL LITTLE OUJI! " she said, stomping one foot on his back. Chi-Chi looked down and sweatdropped, " Goku what
do you think you're doing? "
Goku had his hands around the dart. He looked up at her innocently, " I am taking the dart out of Veggie's neck. "
he explained, then pouted, " You didn't HAVE to use one of the bigger ones ya know. "
" He deserved it. " Chi-Chi smirked at the unconsious Vegeta.
" What do we do with little Veggie NOW, Chi-chan? " Goku said, pulling the dart out and tossing it to the floor. He
stood up with Vegeta in his arms and hugged the ouji tightly.
" NOW we take him back to his house and put him away in his room to ponder over what he's done! " Chi-Chi said
happily, then grabbed Goku by the arm, " Care to teleport us, Go-chan? "
" GLADLY! " Goku chirped, then did so. He layed Vegeta in bed and tucked the little ouji in, " There. Veggie gets to
have a nice lil slice of Veggie-naptime now, oh-kay? " he smiled sweetly at the smaller saiyajin, then gave him a hug,
" Mmmm... "
" GOKU CUT IT OUT! "
" YesChichan! " Goku yelped, letting go. Both of them froze when they suddenly heard footsteps coming up the stairs.
Chi-Chi latched onto Goku again.
" Go-chan! Back home, now! "
" YesChichan! " he quickly said again and they both teleported out of sight. Bulma walked down the hallway and paused
infront of Vegeta's doorway, confused at the ouji unconsious in bed.
" Well, that was fast. " she scratched her head and continued down the hall.
3 Hours Later...
" *Knock*knock*knock*! "
" I'll get it! " Goku chirped as he dashed to the front door of his house and opened it, " Helloooo~? "
" *SQUEAK*! "
" IPE! " Goku yelped, confused. He looked down to see Vegeta standing there and just finishing sliding an orange
tail-sock over Goku's tail. The ouji had his blue one back on, " Aww, it is kawaii, little Veggie! " Goku said, patting his
tail. He blinked, " Wow, Veggie was unconsious for a while, huh? "
" Hai, what DID happen to me anyway? " Vegeta asked, curious.
" Oh, Veggie just went temporarily crazy from the tail-gas up his lil Veggie-nose an' then he started chasing me
around the house and I was so scared you were gonna hurt yourself but Chi-chan used her tranquilizer dart gun and shot you in
the neck and then we brought you home! " Goku explained with a grin, " She didn't have to use one of the bigger darts though,
I was worried you wouldn't wake up for DAYS! At least, that's how long it says the dart is supposed to work. "
" Ha, the saiyajin metabolism is something that human minds do not have the capacity to successfully tamper with. "
Vegeta explained, " ...wanna go spar? "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, pumping both fists in the air. He paused, " But what about our tails? "
" Oh they can't sense anything with the tail-socks on. All we do is just wear them when we're around each other, and
when you and I go to our seperate domiciles, we take them off. " Vegeta shrugged.
" Ah, little Veggie is so ingenius! " Goku beamed, then laughed, " Haha! I thought you were gonna keep yours on
forever! "
" OF COURSE NOT! " Vegeta sweatdropped, " Besides it doesn't act up unless it's around your tail. There's no reason
to punish it like that. "
Goku looked down at his now-deeply-depressed tail, " Are they supposed to just hang limply like that? Won't they get
in the way while we're fighting? "
Vegeta groaned, " Here. " he grabbed Goku's tail and tied it around his waist only for the tail to simply fall back
in place.
" ...they're kinda scary like this, Veggie. " Goku put his fist up over his mouth, worried for the tails well-being.
" Oh they'll be fine! Now let's go! " the ouji reassured him. Goku smiled and they both took off.
" Oww... " Goku groaned, rubbing his throbbing side as he sat on one of the nearby rocks. He had found that thanks to
his tail hanging loosely like that it had thrown off his balance; something that hadn't happened to him since the last time
he lost his tail. His body's equilibrium adjusted itself while he had his tail to when he didn't and this seriously tilted
his ability to walk and move around. Due to the fact that his tail was much longer than Vegeta's, Goku found himself tripping
over it throughout the battle, giving the little ouji quite the advantage. Vegeta hovered in the air above him, tilting his
head.
" Kakarrotto! Ready to get back up again? " Vegeta called out to him.
" Almost! " Goku called back. He felt an itch on his tail and reached out to scratch his tail when he remembered he
still had the sock over it, " OHHHHHH! VEGGIE I GOT AN ITCH CAN I TAKE OFF THE TAIL-SOCK PLEASE! " Goku whined.
" NO WAY! IT'LL SENSE I'M HERE AND START SPRAYING PINK KAKA-GAS ALL OVER ME AGAIN!! " Vegeta snapped, " If you want
to scratch it just reach your hand underneath the sock and scratch your stupid tail!! "
" Ahhh, " Goku sighed in relief as he did so.
::PLEASE let me out of here, Goku-san!!:: a voice pleaded beggingly in his head. Goku blinked.
" Was that you again? " he looked at the tail curiously.
::PLEASE, Goku-san! It's too dark in here! I hate being locked away, it's scary! And I miss Nango-chan so BADLY!::
" Well I can't let you out cuz you'll do things to Veggie. " Goku frowned, then perked up, " But I'll be glad to let
you out once I get back home. " he said happily, then closed off the tail again and burst back into ssj2, " HAAAAAAAAAAA!! "
he blasted off back at Vegeta. The ouji smirked and disappeared, then reappeared behind Goku and swung his fist at him only
to be stopped by Goku's own fist. The saiyajins continued trading punches while their limp tails swung back and forth from
Goku and Vegeta's motions. The tails wallowed in their own sadness until something happened; they smacked into each other.
Bibishii and Nango froze, instantly recognizing what they had each bumped against. The tails started swing around wildly
beneath the saiyajins; unbeknownst to either one of them. However, thanks to the tail-socks, the tails's attempts were fairly
poor, and they were practically swinging in the dark to try and hit each other again; getting more desperate with every try.
" --MEHHHHHHHHH, HAAAAAA!!! " Goku screamed as he let loose a huge blast at Vegeta, hurtling the ouji through a
nearby mountain. Vegeta bounced back and flew at Goku head on, then spun around and landed a kick instead to Goku's gut.
While he was kicking, Vegeta powered up a fairly large blast and sent it at the larger saiyajin. Goku fell to the ground,
dizzy. He tried to get up only to fall back down. Goku looked around to see he now had ki rings strapped around each of his
limbs. The saiyajin glanced back at Vegeta.
" BIG BANG ATTACK!! " the ouji screamed. The monster-sized ki came rushing down at Goku, who let out his own scream
and tried to get out of the shackles. Feeling he couldn't accomplish this in time, Goku formed ki balls in each of his hands
and sent them up at Vegeta's ki-ball to push it away. He couldn't entirely knock it into deep space, but he pushed it far
enough for the ki to hurtle into the backround and crash there. Goku blinked, then sighed, " Huh. " Vegeta said, " Pretty
good, Kakarrotto. " he said as he hovered in the air about 5 feet above the ground. His tail turned towards Goku, then made
a beeline straight down at the other tail; and dragging Vegeta with it. The result was a large hole in the ground a few feet
away from Goku.
" CURSE YOU TAIL!! " Vegeta yelled from inside the hole as he tiredly attempted to strangle his own appendage,
" KAKARROTTO GET DOWN HERE AND HELP ME! "
" Veggie...I'm still strapped to the ground and I can't reach my forehead to teleport. " Goku responded, laughing
nervously. Vegeta sighed and climbed out of the hole in pain. He pointed his hand towards Goku and lifted it up, causing the
ki rings strapping Goku down to burst. Goku sat up, " Haha! Much better! Thank u little Veggie! " he said sweetly.
" Don't mention it. " Vegeta said flatly, a blush-mark over his nose.
Goku stood up only to yelp at Vegeta's tail which was thrashing about wildly as if almost trying to yank itself out
of the ouji's lower back/upper butt, " Veh-geeee? "
" ARG!! " Vegeta grabbed his tail and squeezed it as tight as possible, causing a searing pain up his back. Vegeta
whinced, a few tears squeezing out his squinched shut eyes. He held his position for a few more seconds until his tail fell
completely unconsious from the pain. Vegeta collapsed to his knees, beat.
" Oh Veggie are you alright! " Goku cried with worry as he bent down nearby the ouji and started rubbing him on the
back.
" Hai Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said tired, " I think, as much as I hate to do this, we should cut this sparring session
short today. I have to get home and think up a new plan to knock some sense into our tails.....right after I regain the
feeling in my legs. "
" I can help little Veggie up if he wants. " Goku offered.
" No. I'm fine. "
" ... "
" ... "
Five minutes passed.
" ....aw HECK Kakarrotto! Here! Just pull me up! " Vegeta finally held out his arms stubbornly. Goku grinned and
yanked Vegeta upwards, causing the ouji to smush right into him. Both saiyajins faces glowed their respective red and pink
while they stared ahead blankly. Goku's arms reached blindly around to hug Vegeta only to have the ouji slap them before
they completely got around him.
" Oww. " Goku pouted, shaking the pink out of his face and pulling his hand back in slight pain, " Veggie that hurt."
" Good! Maybe it'll give your tail a hint as well. " Vegeta nodded, slightly annoyed.
Bibishii sent Vegeta a mental death-glare, then lifted up and slapped the ouji across his butt in defiance. Vegeta
froze in place with a look of overall shock and disgust on his face. He turned to the tail with rage, and a bright red
covering over his nose and on his cheeks.
" WHY YOU--YOU INSANE KAKAPPENDAGE!! WHERE DO YOU GET OFF SLAPPING MY REAR LIKE I'M SOME PIECE OF RAW MEAT!! " Vegeta
screamed at it, then paused, " And how can you still sense me under there? " he cocked an eyebrow.
Goku looked down at his tail and noticed he hadn't completely pulled the tail-sock back up, " Hahaha, silly me! "
he laughed, then reached to completely pull it up, causing Bibishii's world to go blank again and the tail to slump to the
ground in depression, " Sorry about that little buddy. I hope you are not too far offended by the slapping. " Goku said as
he apologized for his tail.
Vegeta tried to calm down, his face still red though, " It's, alright Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said with embarassment,
" Afterall it could've been even more awkward than that. It could've been YOU slapping my butt. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Hahahahahahahhahahahahahha! " Goku laughed. Vegeta felt more at ease, " Ah, why would I wanna do that? "
" WAH! " the ouji fell over, twitching. Vegeta lept to his feet, " YOU BIG BAKA!! " he snapped, then folded his arms,
" That's it, I'm going back home for real this time. "
" Aww. " Goku looked disappointed.
Vegeta smirked and held his pointer finger up, " But do not dispair, my sweet peasant, for the next time you see me;
namely sometime tommorow; I will have perfected an unflawable solution to our tail problem! "
" REAALLLLLY, Veggie? " Goku said w/big sparkily eyes as he clasped his hands together.
" Mmm-hmm. " Vegeta nodded.
" HAHA! " Goku pumped a fist in the air, " HOORAY FOR LITTLE VEGGIE FOR HE IS A GENIUS! "
" Heh-heh. " Vegeta grinned widely, " Such a smart peasant you are, Kakarrotto. " he said, his ego boosted.
" Heeheehee! " the larger saiyajin giggled, grabbing Vegeta and giving him a quick hug, " Oh Veggie I cannot wait
until you return with your a-mazing Veggie-plan which will surely save the day! " Goku chirped, " Sweet dreams little
Veggie! And good luck with your plan! " Goku let go and backed up, then teleported back home. Vegeta took a deep breath
and puffed out his chest which was currently swelling with pride. He grabbed his tail, tied it tightly around his waist,
and smirked.
" Well now, shall we get going? "
Sunset; which is bedtime at the Son house.
" Hmmhmmhmm, hmmhmmhmmhmm! " Goku hummed happily to himself as he brushed his teeth. The large saiyajin was wearing
a pair of cream pajamas with little yellow kinto'un cloud patterns all over them. He spat his toothpaste and spit into the
sink and turned on the faucet. Goku took some water, then grinned at himself in the mirror, " HEE~! Goodnight little
pearly teeth! " he turned off the faucet and left the room, happily making his way to his bedroom. Chi-Chi lurked behind
him; sneaking and zipping around as if she were a secret agent...with a giant pair of scissors in her hands. Goku had taken
the tail-sock off after he got home and Bibishii was happily flitting about in the air. Goku opened the door to his bedroom
and hopped into bed. The large saiyajin stretched and then snuggled down under the covers, " *YAWN*! Goodnight little tail
'o mine! " he said sleepily, then closed his eyes and shut off the lights.
" Heh, five more minutes and he'll be in too deep of a sleep to even notice me. " Chi-Chi snickered, then practiced
closing the scissors once, " I doubt he'll miss that creepy Ouji-lovin tail anyway. He's lost his tail loads of times before
and after all he could consider what I'm about to do a favor. "
" Kaasan why are you sitting out here in the hallway talking to yourself? " a voice said from above her.
" WAHH! " Chi-Chi fell over, then instantly got back up and made a shushing motion at Gohan, who was standing there
in a pair of dark blue pajama pants, " GOHAN! Didn't mommy ever teach you to be quiet when other people are sleeping! " she
repremanded.
" Sorry Okaasan. " Gohan sweatdropped, " But, ah, what ARE you doing? And where did you get scissors that big? "
" Things. Oh, places. " she answered simply.
" That's not very specific you know. " Gohan mumbled.
Chi-Chi sighed, " Ugh! Fine. I'm going to wait until your Toussan is completely asleep and then use these scissors to
chop his tail off. " she explained.
" WHA--mmph! " Gohan exclaimed only to have Chi-Chi leap to her feet and cover his mouth with one of her hands.
" I just TOLD you to be quiet! " she whispered.
" Why are you going to cut off Toussan's tail though? Can't he do that himself if he really wants to get rid of it? "
Gohan asked, " He's only had it back for a year and a couple months now. And how do you know the giant scissors will even
work? "
" Will you stop asking so many questions already? " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " I'm cutting off his tail because it and
the Ouji's tail have fallen madly in love with each other. Don't ask me why or how, I have no idea and neither does your
Toussan or the Ouji. Goku hasn't cut it off because he loves the crazy appendage and feels he'd be committing murder if he
were to pull it out. And I know the giant scissors will work because this is how Bulma and the others first chopped off
Goku's tail the very first time; and he was an oozaru at the moment which means if giant scissors can snap off an
oozaru-form tail, then cutting off Goku's tail when he's like this should be a snap! " she explained, grinning at him,
" Well? Whadda you think? "
" ... " Gohan sweatdropped again, " I think, I'm going back to bed. " he turned around to leave.
" Fine. Desert me. I don't need your help with this anyway. " Chi-Chi nodded, then started to slowly creep into
Goku's bedroom with the scissors held tightly in her arms.
Goku's tail twitched ever-so-slightly at the sudden sound of footsteps closing in on Goku. The tail lazily lifted
itself up and froze to see Chi-Chi looming over it with a look of pure evil on her face. Bibishii's fur puffed out on end in
shock. It turned to Goku and started wapping him in the back to try and get the saiyajin's attention.
" Oh no you don't. Not this time! " Chi-Chi whispered, smirking as she opened the scissors. Bibishii started hitting
Goku's back even harder, then let out a yelp as Goku turned and flopped over so he was now facing Chi-Chi; and squishing his
tail beneath him in the process. Bibishii twitched. Chi-Chi snickered as she leaned in, then froze at the sweet expression on
Goku's face. She felt her heart thump with guilt, " Ohhh. " Chi-Chi groaned, dropping the scissors, " Who am I kidding? I
can't just go and chop off your body parts like that, Go-chan. I love you, I couldn't physically hurt you that way. I know
you wouldn't do this to me if I were the one with the tail. " she sighed. The tail wiggled eagerly in victory, " That's
right, rejoice for now, you Ouji-lovin appendage. " Chi-Chi muttered, " You just wait, first thing this morning I'll have
figured out how to stop you once and for all! " she threatened, then proudly marched out of the room with the scissors slung
over her shoulder. Bibishii sighed in relief, then gulped.
::I've got to get out of here:: Bibishii said nervously. It started poking Goku, again trying to wake him up. The
tail sighed, to no avail. It thought for a moment in silence, then glanced over at Goku again, ::Oh, Goku-san I know I
shouldn't...but I just know the second I wake up I'll see that mean lady holding those giant scissors over my body again.
Please forgive me!:: the tail nodded respectfully, then suddenly went limp and a strange pink aurora surrounded the large
saiyajin. Goku's eyes opened wide and the saiyajin hopped out of bed, " Haha! It worked! " Bibishii chirped, " Hey, you have
a cute voice, Goku-san! " she looked down at the tail where Goku now resided, still fast asleep. Bibishii gulped, " I gotta
hurry! I can only keep this up until he wakes up! And when he wakes up I'm back in my body! " she said, quickly hopping out
of a nearby window and dashing off down the road, " I have to find Nango-chan! He'll know what to do! He'll know how to stop
that mean evil lady! "
" Hn. " Vegeta blinked as he sat in bed with one hand behind his head and the other holding the remote as he flipped
through the late late show channels looking for something to watch, " I sense a disturbance in the force. " he muttered,
cocking an eyebrow and looking out the window to his left, " I hope Kakarrotto's alright. " the ouji said, then yawned. He
looked over at his tail, " Whadda you say? We head in for the night? "
The tail nodded, still slightly depressed.
" Oh forget about it! You shouldn't be so deathly worried about Kakarrotto's tail like that. It's not healthy. "
Vegeta stated, annoyed; a blush mark under each of his cheeks, " Why if I worried as much about Kakarrotto as you do his tail
he'd have me wrapped around his little kaka-fingers by now! " the ouji shuddered at the thought, then stretched and flopped
his head on the side of the pillow, " Goodnight tail. I'll figure out how to solve BOTH our problems in the morning. "
Vegeta's tail watched sadly as it's owner fell asleep. The tail lazily took the remote and began to flip through some
more channels before resting itself; tired from all the thrashing about it did trying to go after Goku's tail.
" Nango-chaaan! " an almost eerily familiar voice came from the window and a large figure hopped into the room.
Vegeta's tail froze in a defensive position, then watched Goku dash nervously into the room. He bent down to Vegeta's tail,
" Nango-chan! It's me! " the saiyajin whispered.
Vegeta's tail nearly fell over, then started twitching and moving about only to pause and sweatdrop when it realized
that Bibishii could no longer speak telepathically to him. The larger saiyajin's head tilted. Nango sighed and went limp as
a red aurora surrounded Vegeta in a similar way as the pink aurora had Goku. Vegeta sat up.
" Bibishii what are you doing! You know we're not allowed to borrow our owner's bodies unless it's an absolute
EMERGANCY! " he whispered back.
" But, but the lady! The mean one Goku-san lives with--she was going to cut me to pieces! But, but she didn't tonight
but I just KNOW she will tommorow morning! " Bibishii shuddered in fear, " She'll come and kill me before I wake up! And I
don't wanna die! " she wailed.
" Fine. Then stay here for the night. "
" NO!! "
" ? " Vegeta tilted his head, confused.
" Nango we can't stay HERE! This'll be the next place the evil lady LOOKS! We have to find somewhere to hide for the
night! You know where all of Vegeta-san's credit cards are, don't you? We can use one of those, get a room somewhere!
Anywhere? "
" Do you think people'll let us get a room this late at night? " Nango asked, going over to where Vegeta kept his
wallet and taking a few cards out.
" They HAVE TO somewhere! "
Nango thought for a moment, then smirked, " Well, as long as we're getting a room for the night why not go all out. "
he snickered, putting the wallet away in his pajama pants.
" Oh Nango-chan I could kiss you! " Bibishii said excitedly, " But that would be abusing my owner's body since it is
not mine. So I won't. " she said, " But if we WERE in our real bodies, and we DID have mouths, I would DEFINATELY kiss you
for this! "
Nango grinned, then grabbed the larger saiyajin's hand, " Come on Bibi-chan, I've been watching Vegeta-san teleport
and I think I can get us to a nice hotel that way. We won't even have to risk flying out to one. "
" Really? " Bibishii beamed.
" Mm-hm! " he nodded, then prepared to teleport, " And off we go! "
" And here we are! " Nango said happily. The two tails now standing in the lobby of a super-fancy hotel.
" WOW! Saiyajin vision is SO MUCH BETTER than our psychic kind! " Bibishii said in awe.
" Hai! " Nango grinned, " Come on Bibi-chan, let's go check in! " the smaller saiyajin walked over to the counter and
placed one of Vegeta's credit cards on the desktop, " Hello! We'd like a room please! " he grinned widely.
The worker took the card and looked down at him, " Mr. Oujisama, what are you doing out here this late at night? And,
in your pajamas? "
" Hm? " Vegeta cocked his head.
" You own this hotel, remember? " the worker reminded him cautiously.
Nango looked confused.
" Back when we all first met Jitto and he ran away to hide out here. " Bibishii whispered.
" Oh. " Nango blinked, " Oh-kay. " he nodded, then took his credit card back and beamed at the worker, " In that case
, can you direct Bi---err, Kakarrotto here and I to the biggest, finest room you have! " he did his best proud-Veggie
impression.
" Uh, alright Mr. Oujisama. " the worker handed a couple keys on a keychain to him. The two saiyajins grinned
excitedly at each other.
" Heehee, heeheeheehee! " they both giggled, bouncing up and down. Nango grabbed Bibishii by the hand and dashed off,
both laughing eagerly. The worker stood there, completely confused.
" Uhhh...have a, nice night then. "
" *YAWN*! " Vegeta yawned loudly as he stretched out in bed. The ouji smiled sleepily and turned over to flop off his
bed only to find he hadn't fallen at all, " Eh? " the small saiyajin reached his arm out to grab the alarm clock that he kept
on his counter only to not even find a counter. Vegeta opened his squinted eyes slightly and looked around to find he was not
even in his own room but a strange bed elsewhere. The ouji shrugged and closed his eyes again, only to have them bulge open
just a few seconds later, " AHHH! " he sat up in shock, " WHA-WHA-WHA--WHERE AM I!? " Vegeta gawked, staring blankly at his
new surroundings, " Hey...this looks like a hotel room. How the heck would I end up in a hotel roo-- " Vegeta paused to see
his tail suddenly glide dreamily past him and glowing bright red enough to pass for a string of christmas lights. Vegeta
sent a death-glare at the tail and grabbed it, " YOU! " he hissed in rage. The tail only swayed in a blinded contentment that
could only be associated with someone who had reached a complete emotional nirvana.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Ah, you're not scared of me. Infact you didn't even react at all. " he waved his hand infront
of the tail's tip in curiousity, " ....you oh-kay? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
The tail nodded drunkenly and flopped back down on the bed.
" This isn't good. This is not good at all. " the ouji muttered to himself w/his eyes bulging out of his head. He sat
on the edge of the bed with his elbows on his thighs and his hands on his cheeks, nervous. He grabbed his tail again and
tried to shake the redness out of it, but to no avail, " ERRR, LISTEN YOU! YOU WILL TELL ME WHY I AM HERE AND WHY YOU ARE
ACTING THIS WAY AND---WH-WHAT KIND MADNESS IS THIS, and where are the rest of my clothes. " Vegeta looked down and blinked
to see only his boxers remained. He stood up and noticed his pajamas on the floor across the room, " Well, that solves my
last problem. " the ouji said flatly, then shook his tail again, " NOW ANSWER THE OTHER TWO BEFORE I SNAP YOUR BODY IN ALL
SORTS OF PAINFUL CONTORTIONS! "
" ... "
Vegeta sighed and let go of his tail, defeated. The tail hit the bed with a less-than-graceful drop of a lead balloon
The ouji layed back in bed on his side and huffed, " Well this isn't going to do any good. " he glanced out a nearby window
and sweatdropped at the sight; the sky was still moving between night and day and it looked like the sun hadn't been up for
more than an hour. Vegeta twitched, " It's THAT early!? " he glared over at his tail, " Fine. I shall delay your punishment
for 3 hours while I gain back the remainder of the nightly sleep requirements and THEN I shall pound the facts out of you
while I am completely re-energized! " he nodded, then flopped his head back down on the pillow and lowered his eyelids so
they were only half-open.
" Mmmm~~... "
" ! " Vegeta froze as two arms grabbed him from behind. The world around him suddenly went dark with pure terror as
half of his mind dared the other half to look over, knowing very well what was there while the first half denied what it
was. Vegeta mustered up all his strength and nervously looked over his shoulder to see Goku laying there fast asleep with a
content look on his face while squeezing Vegeta ever-so-tightly. Vegeta paled and his face turned blue.
Goku opened his eyes slightly and smiled sleepily, " G'morning lil-lil Veggie. "
Vegeta twitched, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
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2:07 AM 9/14/2003
END OF PART TWO!
Chuquita: Yes it is.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (flatly) You couldn't have put me in a WORSE position than that.
Chuquita: Nah, I don't think this is the "worst" position. I can think of a lot of predicaments to plop you in that would
give you even more of a humiliated feeling. (cheerfully) But I'd rather not do that to you Veggie!
Goku: (laughs) Haha! Yeah Veggie! We luv u!
Vegeta: (grumbles) If you "luv" me then HOW DID I END UP IN THERE WITH KAKARROTTO!!!
Chuquita: (shrugs) ?
Goku: (chirps) MAGIC!
Vegeta: Wah! (falls over) You BAKA! It was not MAGIC! IT'S EMBARASSING!
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Hey, don't worry about it! After all, I don't write past PG.
Goku: Chu-sama has got a point, little Veggie.
Vegeta: Kakarrotto, you don't even know what "PG" means! DO YOU!
Goku: ...no. (sadly twiddles his fingers)
Vegeta: (sighs) (pats Goku on the back)
Goku: (perks back up, glomps onto Veggie and grins) EEE~~~!
Vegeta: (twitch)
Chuquita: Hai, it is indeed one of the weirder fics I've thought up. (nods) (to audiance) OH! BTW speaking of fics I got a
huge slew of ideas that came to me suddenly the other day for that mini-oneshot Trunks, Goten, Parisu, and the cellphone
obsession that claimed 2 out of 3 of these characters in gt!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) What does THAT have to do with my pain?
Chuquita: (happily) Nothing! It's just that the outline for this one-shot along w/my next Piccolo one-shot are almost as
weird and bizarre as this one. Course there're some fics on my future-fic-list that're more dramatic instead of comedy.
But that's besides the point.
Goku: (smiles) Hai! The point is that little Veggie is safe and so am I!
Vegeta: The TAILS however, are a different story. (sends momentary glare at both his and Son's tail)
Chuquita: And now on to the reviewer replies!
To FrEaKyMe: So happy you like it! Actually, you're right about the tails! In gt when the chibinized Goku goes ssj, his
tail's fur changes to yellow too :) The gas comes out many different colors. It all depends on what mood the tails are in
when it comes out. This is a fun fic to write :)
Goku & Veggie's tails: (happily wave back to FrEaKyMe)
Goku: (looks at his tail, grins and waves as well)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops at Goku and waves a bit)
To Hieiz-Vegetaz-luver: Hee~ the irony is most of my fic-chapters lately have been even longer than this. 50kb is a normal
sized chapter for me. (10kb a day) Glad you liked the plotline!
To Nekoni: Lol! The green-gas comes in useful again later on in Part 3! Heehee, sorry for getting them mad, or driving them
crazy. You know I haven't thought about how they would relate to the other tails yet, but you gave me a good idea. Their
children. I like it! Oh! And Goggie and Jitto will appear in Part 3 as well.
To Cathowl: Scott's mad at you Veggie.
Vegeta: (shrugs) (smirks) Why? I DID complete the challenge.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops)
To Cathowl: Heh, Son-kun's gonna half to watch his drinking cups, huh? Thanks for explaining the account to me :) Funny
review. Kakarrotto's requirements being up for the day. I'm happy you like my fics! Heh-heh, Veggie's gonna be trouble if he
doesn't lookout.
Vegeta: I don't need to look out, besides, I am inconvertable! (proudly grins)
Goku: You mean like the cars?
Vegeta: Uh....exactly!
Goku: (staring intently at a cup of juice)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) What are you doing, Son-kun?
Goku: (happily) I am watching my drink, Chu-sama! (grabs a magnifying glass and puts it between himself and the plastic cup)
Chuquita: (even larger sweatdrop) (to Veggie) You know, I think the word would be "unconvertable".
Vegeta: Somehow I doubt either of those words actually exist. (boasts) But I am unable to be converted to a yaoi nontheless!
To Tomoyo chan: Happy you like the tails! They are cute, they can't help the fact that they're attached to Veggie & Goku
though so it's not their fault. Whatever you wanna do w/your author name I'm sure you'll figure out eventually. But I will
keep the 1 off when replying to your reviews since you don't care for having a number there. Veggie's plan's are always
insane :D This one just had a bad side effect of sending the tails into a depression, but he still has more ideas left before
the fic is over!
Vegeta: (snickering at his tail) That I do.
Vegeta's tail: (pales, nervous)
To Girl-with-too-many-aliasses: LOL! Hai, this is an odd fic. Don't worry, Goggieparody will be soon! You won't believe the
prologue in the fic that explains how Goku & Veggie were killed again after the Buu incident.
To RainbowSkittles: Hee~ Veggie tried to block off the tails from each other, but that didn't work out so well ^_^;; Once he
comes back from being hysterical he's going to try and psychologically get the tails pitted against each other so they fight
and break up, or something like that. I don't have all of part 3 worked out yet.
To Callimogua: lol! The tail gas is fun! Glad you liked the chapter!
To Miyanon: Veggie's problem this time is very freaky. (nods happily) College is pretty good so far. I have a TV course,
a math course (which I just tested out of & will find out what happens next on Monday) a speech course :P (everyone in
Communications has to take one) and a composition course (which shouldn't be so hard since I had a similar one last year in
high school). School starts at 9 and ends at 12 or 2 depending on what day it is (& I'm off Wednesdays! *grins*) Since I just
started I don't think I'll hit the hard stuff til October or November. This is such a fun fic to write! Happy you like it
so much!!
To dbzfan6: I will! Here's the next chapter! :)
To Wakadori Ramen: Hee-hee, Veggie does have a cute round lil tushie :D Veggie's not only tramatized that another saiyajin
tail would try and do such things to him, but that the tail belongs to Goku. Not to mention the different tail scents can
temporarily effect their minds. Randomness is fun :) So sorry you got sick! Hope you get better soon!
Chuquita: And that about finishes the replies!
Goku: (holding magnifying glass infront of Veggie)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Baka! What are you doing?
Goku: I got bored with watching my drink so now I am watching little Veggie.
Vegeta: (even larger sweatdrop) Well cut it out! It's creepy!
Goku: (aims his magnifying glass on his tail instead)
Chuquita: (to Veggie) You know dba only has one more gt episode left?
Vegeta: Really? (cocks an eyebrow)
Chuquita: (nods) *sniffle* The gt ending is so sad! I almost cried the first time I saw it; w/Shenlong stealing Son-kun away
from everybody and then absorbing him into his body!
Vegeta: (eyes bulge out of his head) (grabs onto clueless Goku in paranoia)
Goku: (looks down at Veggie & giggles) Heeheehee!
Chuquita: You and Pan are the only two that really remain there in horror/wailing sadness of it all.
Vegeta: (flatly) Somehow I'm not surprised.....(blinks) Hey, what about Onna?
Chuquita: She was too far senile by then. Only thing she was peeved at is that she hoped Son-kun'd be home for dinner.
Goku: (sad) Poor Chi-chan and her brain.
Vegeta: (snickers) Haiiii, "poor Chi-chan and her brain".
Chuquita: YOU were the one who suggested Pan hold onto Son's gi shirt just in case.
Vegeta: (sniffs) A wise decision. After all, that would mean Kakarrotto would eventually have to come back and seek her out
in order to get his shirt back.
Chuquita: But what made it all better, was the fact that they have a flash-forward to 100 years in the future, and Goku's
sneaking around to watch his near-cloned chibi decent face-off against Veggie's near-cloned chibi decent. In other words, he
DIDN'T AGE, (happily) proving Veggie telling them back after Buu that saiyajins age really slowly and also implying that
Veggie's alive and unaged somewhere else on Earth!
Goku: (cheers) HOORAY! (glomps onto Veggie) Veggie is special and so am I!
Vegeta: (big evil grin) And Onna is not!
Chuquita: (waves) (to audiance) See you in Part 3 everybody!
Goku: (chirps) BuhBye! (waves Veggie's arm)
Vegeta: (twitches, snags his arm back) Baka...