Disclaimer: Do you know I spelt that Deesclaimer when I was little? Hehehe. Anyway, I own a packet of bubble gum, a computer, a pencil, a few naughty drawings that I did, about a hundred pictures of Trunks from DBZ that I printed out ages ago, a full length poster of Legolas I got for my birthday, numerous dream catchers, pretty stained glass moon thingy, several hundred glow in the dark stars, lots of chocolate and cherry ripes (Yummy! ^_^), four cats, my invisible friend bob, an eraser, lots of scrunched up bit of paper, various lolly wrappers, shiny bits of paper and lots of CDs. Unfortunately, I do not own Yugioh, about which I throw random things about because of. Yay for randomness!
Bakura: And the talent for pissing off everybody you meet.
Meany! I'm going to cry.....
Bakura: Yay.
Okay then, I'll let Malik at you. Go on Malik, have fun!
Malik: *Evil Cackle* Now let's see who has weird scars, shall we?
Bakura: Nooo! Chaos, you can't do that!
Yeah, I suppose I'll get trampled by Bakura fangirls. I know, I'll give you a nickname...
Malik: Call him Baka-ra.
I like it! Ok Baka-ra, you just stay put!
Bakura: I don't have much choice, you tied me to the chair, remember!
Oh yeah....
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Malik was lying on the sofa, throwing random objects around and ripping random bits of paper up.
This is so boring. At least I'm not at school. Stupid school. Stupid teachers. Stupid hikari making me go there. Maybe I'll go find the maple syrup! Yeah, Marik has to have hidden it in his room. Ahhh! Who put these stairs here? Stupid stairs, must abolish stairs when I take over the world and make everyone pay tribute to me in the form of Maple Syrup, which I will rename the food of life! Mmmm, Maple Syrup..... What was I doing again? Stairs, stairs.... Why am I on the stairs? Who cares. Ooo, that Rhymes! Oh yeah everyone bow down to the amazing Malik! Not only am I evil, scary, powerful and amazingly sexy, I'm also a poet! Oh yeah, go me! Why am I still on the stairs? Whee, down the stairs I go. Yay. Hey, what's under the stairs? Paint! Hmm, I think the house needs a little redecorating....
***** 4 hours later******
"MALIK! Why is my house painted black and purple!?!"
"Aww, don't you think they go well together? I think they go very nicely with our hair."
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU PAINT MY HOUSE PURPLE AND BLACK??!"
"Because I got tired with white and green. Do you have any gold paint? I think a few millennium symbols would go quite well. Also the veneering-"
"MALIK!"
"Ahhh! Put the dagger down!"
"You are so dead!" Hey, I thought I was the evil one....
"You can't kill me, I'm already dead!
Marik chased Malik up the stairs, yelling egyptian curses. Wow, even I didn't know that one. Wait, I am me...
"Hey, Marik, who's been teaching you egyptian curses?"
"I'm gonna kill you!"
"Hmm, I don't know them... Ahhh! Hey, you don't even try to slice there! That's just cheating! Haven't you heard of the below the belt rule?"
"Since when have you bothered with the rules?"
"Since a crazy psychopathic me started chasing me round the house with a dagger!"
"Don't you dare call me crazy! Psychopath, yes, but I'm not crazy, that's you!"
"Okay, your not crazy, just a little weird- Ahhh! Mercy!"
"Malik! Get out of the bathroom!"
"Are you crazy? It's the only room with a lock in the house! And the bathtub looks good black..."
"Malik! If you come out, I'll give you Maple Syrup!"
"I'm not that stupid!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Okay, I'll let you live on one condition."
"Yeah?"
"You go to school for the next week, and don't bugger off after the first two classes. Or until schools over." How bad can that be? All I need to do is terrorize the students enough. And it's gotta be better that being impaled with a millennium item by a crazed hikari.
"Whatever. You promise to not try to kill me?"
"Yeah, I promise."
"Somehow I don't believe you."
"I swear by the gods, I won't try to kill you as long as you keep going to school for the next week."
"Okay then." I cautiously open the door. Marik stands there, still looking pissed off, but at least the millennium rod is back to normal. Maybe he won't stab me after all....
"Good. Now go and plot world domination, or whatever it is that you do, and I'll cook dinner."
"Can I have my rod back?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No." Maybe if I keep asking him, he'll give in. Then I can send that evil councilor to the shadow realm... Hehehe, scream little councilor, no one can hear you....
"Malik?"
"Huh? What! I was busy!"
"Right. I don't want to know. Just stop mumbling to yourself."
"Can I have a mind slave?"
"Where'd that come from? And know, you can't."
"Well, after a while their tortured souls in the shadow realm stop screaming and just start mumbling to themselves."
"I thought you let them all go!"
"I did." Ahh, happy memories when I was going to take over the world....
"You scare even me sometimes."
"Yeah!"
"I going to dial a pizza. I don't want to let fire anywhere near you at the moment."
"Aww, but it's so pretty. Maybe I could burn the school..."
"No!"
"Just a few students?"
"Malik, you are not going to burn anything!"
"Not even that councilor?" Marik paused, then shook his head.
"No! Malik, will you just drop the whole fire thing!"
"What about C4?"
"No!"
"Gunpowder?"
"No!"
"Potassium Nitrate, sugar and water?"
"No!"
"Petrol?"
"No!"
"Sodium and Water?"
"No! Dammit Malik, will you just shut up!"
"Not even grenades?"
"Malik, what topping do you want on your pizza?"
"Maple syrup."
"Last time I asked for that they gave me weird looks and told me they didn't do that flavor. Pick another."
"Cheese and olive."
"Okay. You do whatever it is you do, but no explosions."
"Slave driver."
"Thanks." I walked off too my room. Why doesn't the pizza place do Maple Syrup pizza? Can't they see how nice it is? Maybe I should just settle for taking over the pizza place for now. The baka pharaoh didn't say anything about *that *. Yes, what will I need? First I need my book of evil plots. Ahh, here it is! Under my bed. Why does everything end up there? It's like there's a gravity well there or something... Now, how should I take over the pizza place? First I need to find out where it is. Hmm, Step 1: Find pizza place. Then I need to frighten everyone away, so I'll need explosives. Marik didn't say I couldn't blow up the pizza place, just not the school. Step 2: Blow up small area of Pizza place. Then I'll need a hostage so they'll hand over those pieces of paper saying I own it. Step 3: Find hostage. Then, once I've done that, I'll own pizza place, and I'll make them make me Maple Syrup pizza forever! *Evil Laugh*
"Malik, you're too quiet! What are you doing?"
"Plotting to take over the Pizza place."
"Why- no, I'm not going to ask."
"Good. Where is it?"
"I'm not telling you."
"Mean hikari."
"Crazy Psychopath."
"And proud of it!" Not another bell, although that one's the door. Yes, It's the pizza man! He will know where the pizza place is! "I've got it!"
"Malik, no!" I rush downstairs and open the door.
"Whereisthepizzaplace?!"
"Huh? Listen man, I only deliver. I don't talk to weirdos."
"TellmewherethepizzaplaceisorIwillkillyouveryslowlyandpainfully! Marik! Let go!" My stupid hikari is pulling me away, and did he just slam the door in my face? Arrggg! I am going to kill him! The pizza man is walking backwards away from the house. I glare at him, and he runs into his little red van and drives off, narrowly missing the street lamp. Hehehe. Pizza! Yummy! I love pizza!
"Malik, will you stop terrorizing everyone you meet?"
"Nope!"
"But then they won't be able to deliver pizza anymore."
"Shush. Eating." Ahh, I love pizza! All that yummy melted cheese and crispy base! Yum! Ahh, all gone. Now I'm sleepy. Must go to bed and dream of world domination..... sleep...
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Well, that is all for now. I know, I said I would do a new charicter in it, but I couldn't be bothered making this chapter too long. Also these ideas kept pouring into my head and I had to write them down. Well, you've got a nice long chapter, I feel proud.
Bakura: XP
Malik, what did you do to Baka-ra?
Malik: Well, I was reading Purgurtory done by Kira-Kura, and my hikari gives Anzu sleeping pills. So, I figured that would shut Baka-ra up. His death threats were getting annoying.
O_o Riiight. You had noticed that your hikari and Bakura are together in that fic?
Malik: Ewewwewww! Don't remind me. You may have nothing against Yaoi, but remember that some people do! Ewww!
Yay! Yaoi rules! As does Kira-Kura. She also gave me ideas for this fic, mine is a not-as-good version of hers. Please read her stories! Warning, I think all of them are Yaoi, but it's well written funny yaoi. See you all later!
Bakura: XP
Oh, also flames will be used to burn Anzus hairbrush. Let's see how she likes having messy hair! Muahahaha!
Teehehe, I scare myself sometimes....
Bakura: And the talent for pissing off everybody you meet.
Meany! I'm going to cry.....
Bakura: Yay.
Okay then, I'll let Malik at you. Go on Malik, have fun!
Malik: *Evil Cackle* Now let's see who has weird scars, shall we?
Bakura: Nooo! Chaos, you can't do that!
Yeah, I suppose I'll get trampled by Bakura fangirls. I know, I'll give you a nickname...
Malik: Call him Baka-ra.
I like it! Ok Baka-ra, you just stay put!
Bakura: I don't have much choice, you tied me to the chair, remember!
Oh yeah....
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Malik was lying on the sofa, throwing random objects around and ripping random bits of paper up.
This is so boring. At least I'm not at school. Stupid school. Stupid teachers. Stupid hikari making me go there. Maybe I'll go find the maple syrup! Yeah, Marik has to have hidden it in his room. Ahhh! Who put these stairs here? Stupid stairs, must abolish stairs when I take over the world and make everyone pay tribute to me in the form of Maple Syrup, which I will rename the food of life! Mmmm, Maple Syrup..... What was I doing again? Stairs, stairs.... Why am I on the stairs? Who cares. Ooo, that Rhymes! Oh yeah everyone bow down to the amazing Malik! Not only am I evil, scary, powerful and amazingly sexy, I'm also a poet! Oh yeah, go me! Why am I still on the stairs? Whee, down the stairs I go. Yay. Hey, what's under the stairs? Paint! Hmm, I think the house needs a little redecorating....
***** 4 hours later******
"MALIK! Why is my house painted black and purple!?!"
"Aww, don't you think they go well together? I think they go very nicely with our hair."
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU PAINT MY HOUSE PURPLE AND BLACK??!"
"Because I got tired with white and green. Do you have any gold paint? I think a few millennium symbols would go quite well. Also the veneering-"
"MALIK!"
"Ahhh! Put the dagger down!"
"You are so dead!" Hey, I thought I was the evil one....
"You can't kill me, I'm already dead!
Marik chased Malik up the stairs, yelling egyptian curses. Wow, even I didn't know that one. Wait, I am me...
"Hey, Marik, who's been teaching you egyptian curses?"
"I'm gonna kill you!"
"Hmm, I don't know them... Ahhh! Hey, you don't even try to slice there! That's just cheating! Haven't you heard of the below the belt rule?"
"Since when have you bothered with the rules?"
"Since a crazy psychopathic me started chasing me round the house with a dagger!"
"Don't you dare call me crazy! Psychopath, yes, but I'm not crazy, that's you!"
"Okay, your not crazy, just a little weird- Ahhh! Mercy!"
"Malik! Get out of the bathroom!"
"Are you crazy? It's the only room with a lock in the house! And the bathtub looks good black..."
"Malik! If you come out, I'll give you Maple Syrup!"
"I'm not that stupid!"
"Really?"
"Yes!"
"Okay, I'll let you live on one condition."
"Yeah?"
"You go to school for the next week, and don't bugger off after the first two classes. Or until schools over." How bad can that be? All I need to do is terrorize the students enough. And it's gotta be better that being impaled with a millennium item by a crazed hikari.
"Whatever. You promise to not try to kill me?"
"Yeah, I promise."
"Somehow I don't believe you."
"I swear by the gods, I won't try to kill you as long as you keep going to school for the next week."
"Okay then." I cautiously open the door. Marik stands there, still looking pissed off, but at least the millennium rod is back to normal. Maybe he won't stab me after all....
"Good. Now go and plot world domination, or whatever it is that you do, and I'll cook dinner."
"Can I have my rod back?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No." Maybe if I keep asking him, he'll give in. Then I can send that evil councilor to the shadow realm... Hehehe, scream little councilor, no one can hear you....
"Malik?"
"Huh? What! I was busy!"
"Right. I don't want to know. Just stop mumbling to yourself."
"Can I have a mind slave?"
"Where'd that come from? And know, you can't."
"Well, after a while their tortured souls in the shadow realm stop screaming and just start mumbling to themselves."
"I thought you let them all go!"
"I did." Ahh, happy memories when I was going to take over the world....
"You scare even me sometimes."
"Yeah!"
"I going to dial a pizza. I don't want to let fire anywhere near you at the moment."
"Aww, but it's so pretty. Maybe I could burn the school..."
"No!"
"Just a few students?"
"Malik, you are not going to burn anything!"
"Not even that councilor?" Marik paused, then shook his head.
"No! Malik, will you just drop the whole fire thing!"
"What about C4?"
"No!"
"Gunpowder?"
"No!"
"Potassium Nitrate, sugar and water?"
"No!"
"Petrol?"
"No!"
"Sodium and Water?"
"No! Dammit Malik, will you just shut up!"
"Not even grenades?"
"Malik, what topping do you want on your pizza?"
"Maple syrup."
"Last time I asked for that they gave me weird looks and told me they didn't do that flavor. Pick another."
"Cheese and olive."
"Okay. You do whatever it is you do, but no explosions."
"Slave driver."
"Thanks." I walked off too my room. Why doesn't the pizza place do Maple Syrup pizza? Can't they see how nice it is? Maybe I should just settle for taking over the pizza place for now. The baka pharaoh didn't say anything about *that *. Yes, what will I need? First I need my book of evil plots. Ahh, here it is! Under my bed. Why does everything end up there? It's like there's a gravity well there or something... Now, how should I take over the pizza place? First I need to find out where it is. Hmm, Step 1: Find pizza place. Then I need to frighten everyone away, so I'll need explosives. Marik didn't say I couldn't blow up the pizza place, just not the school. Step 2: Blow up small area of Pizza place. Then I'll need a hostage so they'll hand over those pieces of paper saying I own it. Step 3: Find hostage. Then, once I've done that, I'll own pizza place, and I'll make them make me Maple Syrup pizza forever! *Evil Laugh*
"Malik, you're too quiet! What are you doing?"
"Plotting to take over the Pizza place."
"Why- no, I'm not going to ask."
"Good. Where is it?"
"I'm not telling you."
"Mean hikari."
"Crazy Psychopath."
"And proud of it!" Not another bell, although that one's the door. Yes, It's the pizza man! He will know where the pizza place is! "I've got it!"
"Malik, no!" I rush downstairs and open the door.
"Whereisthepizzaplace?!"
"Huh? Listen man, I only deliver. I don't talk to weirdos."
"TellmewherethepizzaplaceisorIwillkillyouveryslowlyandpainfully! Marik! Let go!" My stupid hikari is pulling me away, and did he just slam the door in my face? Arrggg! I am going to kill him! The pizza man is walking backwards away from the house. I glare at him, and he runs into his little red van and drives off, narrowly missing the street lamp. Hehehe. Pizza! Yummy! I love pizza!
"Malik, will you stop terrorizing everyone you meet?"
"Nope!"
"But then they won't be able to deliver pizza anymore."
"Shush. Eating." Ahh, I love pizza! All that yummy melted cheese and crispy base! Yum! Ahh, all gone. Now I'm sleepy. Must go to bed and dream of world domination..... sleep...
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Well, that is all for now. I know, I said I would do a new charicter in it, but I couldn't be bothered making this chapter too long. Also these ideas kept pouring into my head and I had to write them down. Well, you've got a nice long chapter, I feel proud.
Bakura: XP
Malik, what did you do to Baka-ra?
Malik: Well, I was reading Purgurtory done by Kira-Kura, and my hikari gives Anzu sleeping pills. So, I figured that would shut Baka-ra up. His death threats were getting annoying.
O_o Riiight. You had noticed that your hikari and Bakura are together in that fic?
Malik: Ewewwewww! Don't remind me. You may have nothing against Yaoi, but remember that some people do! Ewww!
Yay! Yaoi rules! As does Kira-Kura. She also gave me ideas for this fic, mine is a not-as-good version of hers. Please read her stories! Warning, I think all of them are Yaoi, but it's well written funny yaoi. See you all later!
Bakura: XP
Oh, also flames will be used to burn Anzus hairbrush. Let's see how she likes having messy hair! Muahahaha!
Teehehe, I scare myself sometimes....