5:17 PM 9/15/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbgt ep 32
Dai Kaioushin: It's the only way you might be able to beat Bebi-Vegeta.
Goku: (nods determindly)
Dai Kaioushin: It's much more severe than training.
Goku: (stares determindly at him)
Dai Kaioushin: (smiles) Are you in, Goku?
Goku: Yeah, I'm in.
Dai Kaioushin: It's really severe. You still in?
Goku: Yeah, of course.
Dai Kaioushin: You're positive.
Goku: Yeah.
Dai Kaioushin: Then show me your butt.
Goku: WAHHHH!! (freaks out, bright pink mark over his nose) My butt?! WHY ARE YOU JOKING NOW!!
Dai Kaioushin: It's not a joke.
Goku: (pulls down his gi pants and boxers and moons them) What are you doing?
Dai Kaioushin: Kibito.
Kibito: Sir.
Dai Kaioushin: Bring me the big pinchers.
Goku: AHHHH! (freaks out even more)
Kibito: But sir, why do we need them?
Dai Kaioushin: So far we need them to pull out the tail.
Goku: (covers his rear w/his hands) My TAIL!?
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: That has to be one of the longer Q.O.T.W. we've had around here. (sweatdrops) (to audiance) The scene itself goes
on even longer, but I thought we'd just cut it here.
Vegeta: (gawking at Son-kun) They pull out your tail with a giant pair of pliers?!
Goku: (nods)
Vegeta: That primative-looking human tool used to pull pieces of metal out of machinery? They pulled on your TAIL with one of
those.
Goku: (nods again, teary eyed)
Vegeta: (mutters, shocked) It sounds like some sort of terrifying punishment.
Goku: I feel so BAD for my gt self.
Chuquita: The especially painful thing is that the process of Goku getting his tail pulled out lasts through several
episodes.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) And I thought Toriyama didn't like ME!
Chuquita: Yah, one of the weird things about your gt self/clone, is that he loses his tan. (you can tell most when he's in
ssj4/compact oozaru form)
Goku: (blinks) Little Veggie has a tan?
Vegeta: (super-ego) Of course I do. I'm practically a bronzed saiyajin god!
(both Chu & Son try to hold back snickers)
Vegeta: (glares at them) Well I am! (folds his arms in a pout)
Chuquita: (chuckles) I hear ya Veggie. (to audiance) Ironically, Goku ended up with it in gt instead.
Vegeta: (snorts) Baka peasant. (glances over at Goku and sweatdrops to see him laying on a lawnchair wearing sunglasses and
a giant reflector that covers the entire bottom half of his body so just his feet peek out) *sweatdrops* Kakarrotto what are
you doing?
Goku: (grins) It is an all-over tan, little Veggie!
Vegeta: (turns green) I, didn't really need to know that.
Chuquita: (watches as Goku opens a bottle of sun-tan lotion) (sweatdrops) At least he's being safe.
Vegeta: HOW can he even sunbathe at all! It's SEPTEMBER and it's POURING RAIN outside.
Goku: (happily) Not where I am, little Veggie!
Vegeta: (walks over to Goku and looks up to see sun's rays magically clear-sky above him) (walks back over to desk and looks
up to see pouring rain) ... (several of his brain cells explode) Wha....how.....(stomps back over to Son) HOW DO YOU DO
THAT!
Goku: (takes his unglasses off and tilts his head at Veggie) (super-innocently) How do I do what, Veggie?
Vegeta: YOU KNOW, THAT! (points upward at sun)
Voicefromnowhere: (singing) AH, AH, AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Vegeta: (freezes in place) o_O?
Goku: (smiles sweetly at him)
Vegeta: (paranoia setting in) Ah, Kakarrotto, where did that miracle-sounding mini-song just come from?
Goku: Oh? You mean Kinto'un? (points to little yellow cloud which went previously unnoticed by the rest of the group)
Vegeta: (bends down to Kinto'un's height)
Kinto'un: (singing in same voice Veggie just heard) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow at Goku) Uh....
Goku: (warmly) Oh yes little Veggie I would just love for you to sit here and tan with me~!
Vegeta: (blinks) Waitaminute! I didn't say-- (looks around to see he is suddenly laying on a lawnchair next to a content
Goku) ...
Goku: (locks arms w/Veggie and sighs happily)
Vegeta: (twitches) (yanks his arm away) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! (runs
back over to his seat at the desk) (breathing quickly and heavily) I, just, HATE IT, when he does things like that!!!
Chuquita: I have to admit it is kinda creepy.
Vegeta: (to Chu) (flatly) You know, type 3 saiyajins had a reputation on Bejito-sei of being mushy, creepy, and psychicly
super-powered. Not to mention physically powerful but most of the regular peasants were too frightened of them to even test
their fighting abilities against them.
Goku: Really? That is very in-ter-esting little Veggie!
Vegeta: (eyes bulge out of his head) (turns around to see Goku happily sitting back in his seat in his gi again) GAHHH-HA!!
(points to him in horror)
Goku: HEE~~~ I luv u too little Veggie!
Vegeta: Ah, ahha, AHHH! (looks back and forth between lawn chair and Goku's seat to find Son in them both) AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Goku: (happily grabs Veggie and starts hugging him and rubbing his belly) Who's a good lil'lil Veggie? Veggie is! (hugs
tighter)
Vegeta: (face bright red) (tongue hanging out the side of his mouth along with a rather large driblet of drool) ...
Goku: (giggles) Heehee.
Chuquita: (stars at Son, confused) Uh, (turns to audiance) (cheerfully) And here's part 3 of "Twisted", everybody!
Summary: As if Veggie's life wasn't complicated already? Thanks to the large amount of time they've seen each other,
Veggie and Son-kun's furry saiyajin tails fall for each other unbeknownst to their owners. How will Veggie be able to stop
his own tail's strange urges without seriously digging himself into a deeper hole?
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" WAHHHH, WAHHH, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! " Vegeta
wailed in horror as he buried his face into the pillow before him. Goku layed there on his side of the bed watching the ouji
in confusion. Vegeta finally stopped bawling and turned his head on the pillow to his side so his back was facing Goku; the
smaller saiyajin's crying reduced to hiccups and sniffles.
Goku blinked at him and tilted his head slightly before finally speaking up, " Veggie? "
" ...? Hai...K-Kakarrotto... " Vegeta choked out.
" I, don't mean to interupt your Veggie-tears, but, is this the "a-mazing Veggie-plan" with which you "have perfected
an unflawable solution to our tail problem!"? " Goku asked innocently, taking a quote from both himself and the ouji from the
day before.
" No.... " Vegeta squeaked out, his body shuddering.
" Then, why are in this strange bed in this strange room in this strange building? " Goku asked, " And how and when
did we get here? "
" I DON'T KNOW, KAKARROTTO!! " Vegeta exclaimed sitting up an screaming at him with tears running down the sides of
his cheeks.
" Aww, my poor little Veggie. " Goku sniffled at the sight, then started rubbing Vegeta's teary eyes with part of
one of the sheets, " There there little Veggie, everything's gonna be alright. " the larger saiyajin gave the smaller one a
hug.
" No it's not.. " Vegeta moaned.
" Why not? " Goku said, trying to keep him calm.
" BECAUSE I WOKE UP IN BED NEXT TO YOU WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF HOW I GOT HERE!! " Vegeta screamed hysterically,
his heart thumping out of his chest.
" But what does that have to do with anything? " Goku blinked.
Vegeta froze, " I, I, OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! " the ouji groaned, " I can't believe this! It must be a trick! It MUST! Or,
or else I'm having a nightmare. Of course, I'm dreaming, right? " ideas bounced around irrationally through his head as to
how he could possibly be where he was.
Goku pinced himself on the arm, " I do not feel like part of little Veggie's dream. "
Vegeta whipped around to face him again, " Kakarrotto! Do YOU know how we got here? "
Goku shook his head sadly, " No Veggie I don't. "
" OHHHHHH, wait. Before I ask you to recall any and everything you remember last night before you went to bed...do
you have anything on under those sheets? " he asked nervously.
Goku's face turned pink, " Oh VEGGIE! " he gasped, clasping his hands over his mouth, " Veggie you know I always wear
pajamas to bed. And if they were all dirty then I always at least have a shirt and my underwear on. "
" ERR, I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT IT IN THAT RESPECT YOU BAKA!! " Vegeta snapped at him.
The larger saiyajin's eyes watered.
Vegeta faultered, " K--Kakarrotto calm down, oh-kay. Just, just check yourself. " he pleaded.
Goku nodded, a little calmer. He peeked under the sheets, " Only my boxers, Veggie. Hey! Where did my pj's go! " he
pouted.
" Good. " Vegeta sighed with relief as he fell back on the pillow.
" How is that good! My kinto'un pj's are one of my favorites! " Goku whined.
" "Good" as in the fact that we both at least are wearing something. We're not naked. That's always a plus. " Vegeta
explained, " I saw my pajamas on the floor, yours are probably around there somewhere as well. " he shrugged.
" ... "
" ... "
" It is a nice bed though. " Goku smiled snuggling into the sheets around him, " MUCH nicer than mine. Heehee oh
Veggie I wish this bed was mine! "
" This bed wouldn't even FIT in your room! It looks like it would take up half of the area of your house! " Vegeta
exclaimed.
" Well it's still nice to *dream* about havin lots of pretty stuff like this, isn't it Veggie? " the larger saiyajin
mused.
Vegeta groaned, " I suppose so. " he turned to Goku, " How can you possibly be so wide awake at this hour of the
morning anyway? " the ouji mildly gawked.
" Oh, everyone in my family goes to sleep early Veggie. Chi-chan makes sure of it. We all go to bed early and we all
wakeup early! " Goku chirped. Vegeta suddenly paled. Goku looked down at his stomach, " Infact, by the way my tummy feels,
we should be having breakfast in about a half-hour! "
" Oh no. " Vegeta said, his voice hushed to a whisper.
" Hmm? " Goku looked over at him.
" Kakarrotto. A half HOUR? That means Onna must be up already, and, and if she's awake and sees you're not there,
she'll...Kakarrotto she'll call one of your Kaka-spawn and they'll sense us out here together and I'll never be able to
explain myself! Heck I can't even explain TO myself what happened to us! " he said frantically as he paced about on the bed.
" What DID happen to us, little Veggie? " Goku asked him again.
Vegeta folded his arms and stopped pacing, " Considering what's been going on lately it most likely has to do with
our tails. " Vegeta gritted his teeth. Goku pulled his tail out from under the covers and gasped to see it's fur all puffed
out and glowing bright pink.
" Oh my... "
" They're trying to subconsiously get into our heads! " Vegeta said, the fact that he had somewhat calmed down
helping him mentally sort everything out, " They obviously have a *whince* "crush" on each other and since we didn't want
them to be together they took their own inititive and controlled our bodies into coming here so they could have some, time
to be with each other without having to worry about you and I restraining them. "
" Is that possible Veggie? " Goku looked surprised.
" I have heard of extreme situations in which saiyajins tails temporarily took their unconsious owners on the
battlefield to get them to safety, but to do this seems like an abuse of power, if that is what really happened. " Vegeta
thought outloud. His eyes widened, " And, if this could happen last night while we were asleep, what's to stop our tails from
controlling our bodies every night. They, they could've been doing this sort of thing for WEEKS know and we wouldn't, we
COULDN'T know because they would probably bring us back home before we woke up. And this is just one time where they first
majorly screwed up. "
" ... " Goku listened intently.
" AND NOT IN THAT CONTEXT YOU BIG BAKA!! " Vegeta snapped at Goku, who suddenly became confused.
" But Veggie I didn't say anything-- "
" --oh my GOD, and if this is just one time then who KNOWS how many other times this has happened, or what my tail's
done, or what my tail's done while in control of my body! And YOU! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN RIGHT OVER THERE! HOW MANY
DO YOU GUESS, HUH KAKARROTTO!? 10? 20?! 1000?!!! "
" *slap*! "
" ... " Vegeta's mind went blank. He looked over at a worried Goku who was still holding his hand up. Vegeta rubbed
his cheek, " You, slapped me. " he said in shock.
" Veggie was getting hysterical, I had to calm him down SOMEHOW. " Goku nodded, " Please forgive me Veggie, I didn't
wanna slap you like that. "
" Uh, you are, forgiven, Kakarrotto. "
Goku sighed, " Little Veggie I think you are overexaggerating this. Our tails have codes of honor too, just like us.
They have their own limitations and I doubt they've been bringing us to fancy places like this every night forever. I
actually can think of only one reason they'd want to run away somewhere like this anyway, and it's so they could be together
and safe with each other. Veggie's little Veggiemation is just causing Veggie to come up with more and more what-if's instead
of looking at the facts of the situation like Veggie normally does. " Goku smiled giving Vegeta a quick hug and then hopping
out of bed, " Whadda you say we just get our pajamas back on and go back home like it never happened. I bet that sort of
thing will help Veggie feel better real fast. " Goku said as he got his pj's on.
" I, suppose. " Vegeta said, picking up his night-shirt.
" Oh come on Veggie! That was nothing! Gimmie a REAL agreement! " Goku smiled impishly at the ouji.
Vegeta nodded determindly, " YEAH!! "
" Attaboy! " Goku smiled, then prepared to teleport, " See you later, little Veggie! " he chirped, teleporting out.
Vegeta smiled weakly, " Kakarrotto's right. It should be nothing to worry about at all. " the ouji stated as he
teleported home as well.
One of the workers came into the room wheeling a breakfast tray, " Mr. and Mrs. Oujisama? Hello? Is anybody in here?
I have the food you ordered! "
" I'm never going to get away with this. NEVER! Someone had to have sensed our ki's out in that place! " Vegeta paced
about in horror in his bedroom. The ouji disgustingly flung off his pajamas and headed for the shower, " And I REEK of
Kakarrotto! That's not GOOD! That's not good at all!!....maybe I should set the pajamas and boxers on fire, no one'll be able
to figure that part out then. I can just say we were off sparring. " he laughed nervously as he went into the bathroom and
set his towels down, then hopped in the shower and turned the water on. The ouji tried to relax below the warm spray. His
hair now prone to gravity due to the wetness, causing it to hang down past his shoulders. Vegeta shuddered at the combination
of scents now in the little locked room: steam, sweat, Goku's scent, and his own, " Oh GOD! " Vegeta grabbed the shampoo,
squinted his eyes and held his breath, then promptly squeezed the liquid down at him from above his head. He then grabbed his
cleaning puff and started scrubbing like crazy.
A half hour later...
" It's not coming out, WHY ISN'T IT COMING OUT!! " Vegeta panicked, throwing his cleaning puff against the wall and
sliding down into the tub, the shower still spraying water at him, " I HAVE to get Kakarrotto's scent off me! People will
eventually notice I smell different. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!! " he wailed, then yanked on his tail and started to choke it,
" THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU LOVESICK APPENDAGE!!! "
" VEGETA? " a voice called from outside. The ouji froze in place.
" Ah, Bulma? "
Bulma knocked on the door, " VEGETA IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT SMELL LIKE, SMORES, IN THERE? "
Vegeta shivered, " I KNOW IT SMELLS LIKE SMORES YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME THAT!! " he snapped.
" But, we don't have any SMORE-scented soap. "
" I KNOW THAT TOO! " Vegeta wailed.
" ... " Bulma paused, " Vegeta? Are you oh-kay in there? Is there something you need to tell me? " she asked
cautiously.
" IDIDNTDOIT!! " Vegeta shrieked, " Ah, I mean, no. I'm fine. Really. Hahaha. " he laughed nervously.
" Well, alright then. " Bulma said, walking away, " But if there's something you need to talk to me about I'll be
down in the lab. "
" You're ALWAYS down in the lab. " Vegeta said to himself paranoidly. He got out of the shower and dried himself off
and left the bathroom, covered in a huge towel around his body and a smaller one on his head, " So much for WASHING it off. "
he grumbled.
" Ahhh... " Vegeta sighed, relaxed. The ouji had gotten changed into his black-tank-top, blue gi-ish pants training
outfit and was now contently laying on the couch drinking a cup of alphabet soup. The ouji lazily changed the channel again
and casually glanced down at his soup. Vegeta paled to see the noodle letters spelling out "Veggie" in the middle of the cup.
Vegeta put his hand over the cup and shook it up, then looked back down to see the word "luvs" where the first word had been.
Vegeta twitched and shook it again only to see "Kakay" floating in the middle of the cup. Vegeta shrieked and tossed the cup
of soup through the window, " AHHHHHhhhh... " he shuddered, turning his back facing to the tv while he shivered against the
seat of the couch in terror.
" Oh Toussan I am so *HAPPY* for you! " Bura's voice chirped behind him. Vegeta looked over at her nervously.
" W--what did I do? "
She beamed, " You gave Kakarroujo a BATH, didn't you? "
Vegeta instantly turned green, " NO!! WHY WOULD I DO THAT AND WHAT WERE YOU LOOKING AT?! "
" The bathroom. I went to go use the toilet and the whole bathroom smells like you and Kakarroujo. " Bura pointed up
to the stairs. She grinned, " I bet you even used your own cleaning puff, huh? "
" o_O!!! " Vegeta's body shook, " Holy crap I completely forgot about what the BATHROOM must smell like by now! " he
exclaimed, bouncing off the couch and grabbing an bottle of air-freshener from the closet along with one of those little
cardboard pine-scented pine trees. He rushed up to the bathroom and hung the little tree on the doorknob, then flung open the
door and started spraying mountain-breeze air-freshener throughout the entire room, then promptly slammed the door again.
Vegeta sighed in relief. He turned around only to bump into Gogeta, " Son. "
" Toussan. "
" ... "
" Um, canyoumovesoIcanusethebathroom? " Gogeta grinned cheesily at him while bouncing up and down.
Vegeta paled, " Uh, you don't wanna use THIS bathroom. "
Gogeta blinked, " W--why not? "
" It, smells...really bad in there. " Vegeta grinned.
" Oh.....I don't mind? "
The ouji sighed, " You can't use this bathroom Gogeta don't ask me why it's a very long and painful story. "
" Well I have a long and painful story and it's coming out my butt!! " Gogeta wailed. Vegeta twitched, then grabbed
a nearby hallway trashcan and handed it to Gogeta.
" HERE. Use this. "
Gogeta blinked, " But Toussan, this is a recycling can. "
" So? Just think of it as taking out the trash! " Vegeta pushed him into a nearby room, then slammed the door.
Gogeta shrugged and went about his work.
" Kaasan? " Vegeta felt a tap on his shoulder and sweatdropped to look up at Vejitto.
" Wait, let me guess. YOU need to use the bathroom to? " he said flatly.
Vejitto sweatdropped, " No...I was just wondering where Goggie we-- "
" --he's in there taking a dump. " Vegeta pointed to the room he had shoved Gogeta in.
Vejitto blinked, " But that's a storage room. "
" You cannot enter the bathroom, for it reeks of a foul odor, my son. " Vegeta said in a perfect wiseness imitation
of his father.
" You didn't blow up the toilet, did you? " Vejitto paled.
" OF COURSE NOT! " Vegeta snapped at him, the fur on his tail standing on end.
Vejitto got a whiff of the tail and almost gagged, " WAHH! It smells like you AND Toussan now! "
" I know... " Vegeta grimaced. Gogeta happily exited the storage room with the recycling can in hand. He set it down
in the hallway where it had previously sat, then walked back over to where his brother and parent stood.
" Heeheehee. " Vejitto giggled at the can along with Gogeta.
" Now if you're both finished with your kaka-laughter I'd like to explain my horrifying situation to you. " Vegeta
said as the lights suddenly dimmed around them with the exception of a spotlight on Vegeta. Both fusions looked around,
confused; then sweatdropped, " Sit. " Vegeta ordered simply. They both did so.
Vejitto raised his hand, " Ah, Mommy? Why are we sitting out here when you normally inform and share your evil
plots with us in your room? "
" Because, Vejitto, "Mommy's" room is also filled with the foul mixture that is the stench of Kakarrotto mixed with
my own. " Vegeta replied.
Gogeta gasped, " Toussan, you didn't-- "
" --OF COURSE I DIDN'T!! " Vegeta yelled, his face bright red, " Anyway, my problem can be explained in a nutshell,
unlike it's solution. My tail and Kakarrotto's tail have, *twitch* fallen in, *twitch* LOVE with each other. Last night they
borrowed our bodies and did God knows what with them together. Kakarrotto and I woke up in a hotel room and since we were
there all night in the same *twitch* bed, now I have his nasty kaka-scent all over me. " the ouji grumbled.
" But, you still had your clothes on, right? " Vejitto asked.
The little ouji's eyes watered and he grabbed Vejitto's shirt while he burst into tears, " WE WERE DOWN TO OUR
UNDERWEAR!!! " he wailed, then blew his nose in Vejitto's shirt. Vejitto sweatdropped. Gogeta patted his parent on the back
comfortingly as his brother removed the top layer of shirts he was wearing and tossed it into the nearby laundry shoot.
" Aw, come on Toussan, it couldn't have been that ba-- "
" --YESITWAS!! " Vegeta exclaimed, " And now my ROOM smells like BOTH of us, and my PAJAMAS smell like both of us,
and the BATHROOM smells like both of us, and I smell like both of us!!! "
" If it's the tails that're the problem why don't you guys just cut these off and wait for new ones to come in that
WON'T be in love with each other. " Gogeta offered. Vegeta rolled his eyes at him.
" Don't let your kaka-genes show like that! I can't just cut it off and wait for a new one! This one took FOREVER to
grow back! What if it never re-grows after this! " Vegeta replied, " And besides a tail becomes part of you after a while.
You both obviously haven't had your tails long enough to realize this. "
Both fusions looked over at their tails, which lazily flitted about in the air.
" But there's nothing wrong with our tails. " Vejitto said, poking his.
" I KNOW, THAT! " Vegeta said, " First of all it's because they're brothers the same way you are so they
recognize each other as family. Second, they're both very young and seeing as they're your first tails ever they may still
have a few problems performing any complicated communication. "
" ...what if we just get our tails to explain to your tail that it's a bad idea to be in love with Toussan's tail? "
Vejitto offered.
Vegeta blinked, " ... "
" Mommy?... "
" Here. " Vegeta held his tail out in his hand, gripping it tightly, " Give it your best shot. "
" YAY! " Vejitto cheered. He and Gogeta held their tails out towards Vegeta's.
::Toussan!:: the tails cheered at Vegeta's.
Nango grinned at them and gave them each a quick hug, ::Hi kids!::
::Toussan:: Vejitto's tail asked, ::Our owners wanna know if you did something bad in your owner's body::
Nango mused on the thought, ::Something bad? I only talked with my Bibishii and enjoyed a nice nap. I wouldn't
use my owner's body to do something he didn't want to do. If it was absolutely necessary for Bibishii and I to, treat
ourselves...well we would ask our owners's permission first. "
The fusions's tails cocked their heads.
Nango laughed, ::Just tell your owners that there was no kissing between Toussan and Kaasan. It should set his mind
at ease, at least for a while::
::Oh-kay!:: they both chirped, then sent the mental message back up to Gogeta and Vejitto.
Vegeta stared at them intently, " ...WELL? "
" Our tails say that your tail said that there was no kissing going on between their Kaasan and Toussan while they
were borrowing your bodies! " Gogeta said cheerfully.
Vegeta felt half the heavy weight taken off of him, " Oh thank GOD! " he sighed, " Now ask them why they're in love."
the ouji said bluntly and determinded.
Gogeta and Vejitto's tails mentally conversed with Nango again and sent the message along to the fusions only to have
their faces turn red with embarassment.
" Oh my.... " Gogeta squeaked out, clasping his hands over his mouth.
" Wow...I guess you DO learn something new everyday. " Vejitto added with a squeak. They turned to Vegeta, " You are
in VERY deep trouble, Mommy. "
" I, am? " Vegeta paled.
" This is something that even if you did cut your tail off and grew a new one wouldn't help. " Gogeta laughed
nervously.
" Then tell me what your tails told you! " Vegeta said, getting frustrated.
" But you would hit us, Toussan. " Gogeta nodded.
Vegeta sighed, " I'm not Onna. I'm not going to hit you for making me upset. " Vegeta said tiredly.
The two fusions turned to each other and nodded, then back to Vegeta.
" Ah, your tail told our tails that a tail is, to a certain degree, an extension of one's self. " Vejitto smiled
weakly, " That means that even if you regrow a new tail, chances are it's going to fall back in love with Toussan's tail just
like your current one is. "
Vegeta turned a pale green, then grabbed his tail and twitched, " I DO NOT HAVE NON-PLATONIC FEELINGS FOR KAKARROTTO
YOU INSANE APPENDAGE!!! " he screamed, then paused and let go of the tail. Vegeta folded his arms and nodded proudly, " My
tail MUST be trying to trick me AND your tails by saying such things so he can be with Kakarrotto's tail. ....WELL HE CAN'T!"
Vegeta's tail sweatdropped.
" What if we were to find a way to just LESSEN how much you and Toussan's tail love each other. " Vejitto started,
" I mean, you don't want them to hate each other, just like each other as friends. "
" LIKE KAKARROTTO AND I. " Vegeta yelled at his tail again. Nango whinced.
" But they love each other so much, we'd need a potion or something in order for that to work, right? " Gogeta
blinked.
Vejitto smirked, " And WHERE would we find a potion of that type of twisted science? "
Gogeta grinned, " BULMA'S LAB! "
" BINGO! " Vejitto cheered. Gogeta dashed down the stairs towards the lab.
Vejitto grabbed Vegeta's arm, " Follow me, Mommy! " he chirped, then flew down the stairs after his brother.
" WAHHH! " Vegeta exclaimed, " HEY SLOWDOWN YOU'RE GOING TO FAST WAITUP!!! "
" *WHEW*! Home a-gain! " Goku chirped happily as he teleported to just outside his home. The large saiyajin walked up
to the front door and grabbed the handle only to pause and look over to his right. Standing infront of the old apple tree
were a terrified-looking Gohan and Goten, " Uh, Gohan? Goten? Why are you both standing there shaking like that? It's
breakfast time. " he blinked.
" No it's not. " Gohan shuddered.
Goku laughed, " Aww, of course it is! It's early morning, isn't it? "
" Don't, go in there. PLEASE. " Gohan replied. Goku took his hand off the doorknob and stared at them, concerned.
" Kaasan's really mad, Toussan. Really REALLY mad! " Goten gulped. The chibi scratched his head, " But, I don't know
why. "
" What is Chi-chan mad at? "
" You. " Gohan pointed to him, " She's mad at you. "
" ? " Goku tilted his head, confused, " What did I do? "
Gohan twitched, then smacked his head against the tree, " OH I DON'T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE ANYMORE!! " he exclaimed,
then sighed, " This makes my head hurt. "
Something fell onto Goten's head.
" Hey look an apple! " the chibi grinned and took a bite.
" I'm, gonna go see Chi-chan now. And get my breakfast. " Goku said uneasily as he opened the door to his house and
entered.
Gohan called out after him, " COME BACK ALIVE, TOUSSAN!! OR AT LEAST WITH YOUR BODY INTACT!! "
" Hello? " Goku said as he walked through the surprisingly dark house, " Chi-chan? Where are you? " he headed into
the kitchen and spoted a single light on over a plate at his seat. Goku walked over to see a large fried fish on the plate.
The saiyajin sat down and licked his chops then prepared to reach for the spot where his fork would normally be only to have
something angrily grab his wrist.
" Goku-san, how nice of you to finally join us today. "
Goku looked up to see Chi-Chi smiling at him, her eyes covered by shadow from her bangs.
" Hi Chi-chan! " Goku chirped, " Um, could you let go of my hand so I can eat my fishy? "
" Sorry Goku. You see, you're not going to eat this fish today. "
" But, it's sitting right at my seat and-- " Goku paused as he watched Chi-Chi pick up the fish by the tailfin with
her other hand. She swung it up and slapped him across the face with it, " OWW! " he wailed, " That hurt! "
" Not nearly as much as I'm hurting right now. " Chi-Chi clenched her hold on Goku's wrist tighter, " ...how could
you let him do that to you Goku? "
" Huh? " Goku blinked.
" HOW COULD YOU LET HIM TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU, GOKU! " she wailed, looking up to reveal she had tears running down
her cheeks, " How COULD you! " she got up onto the table and pulled Goku up with her, " What did he say to trick you! What
could he have possibly said to have made you feel such incredible guilt for him that would allow you to just let him have
it! "
" I, don't understand what you are talking about Chi-chan. " Goku said, confused, " But, please don't cry, it hurts
inside when I see you cry like that. " he sniffled.
She let go of his wrist and pulled him close to her, " I bet he said something sneaky, like it was some special type
of sparring! Or something that gives saiyajins boosts of power!....or maybe, he promised to make you his "oujo" if you did. "
Goku froze, " V--Veggie? Veggie made you cry? "
Chi-Chi glared at him, then grabbed him by the collar and held him up, shaking him, " OF COURSE IT'S "VEGGIE"! IT'S
ALWAYS "VEGGIE", ISN'T IT, GOKU!!! " she yelled, " SO MUCH FOR WHAT LITTLE HONOR I THOUGHT HE HAD!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE,
USED YOU! " she dropped him, " And of course, you being "sweet naive wants-everybody-to-be-happy" Goku, you let him do it
because you feel bad for him and you think he's, "CUTE"! "
" ... " Goku stared at her as if he'd had a brain cramp, " ..wha? "
Chi-Chi blinked, " You, really don't know what I'm talking about, do you Go-chan? "
The large saiyajin shook his head, " No....but my head hurts. Really really bad. "
" Goku, " Chi-Chi said cautiously, " Do you remember where you were last night? Or what happened to you? "
" No....um, Chi-chan, if I tell you what I do know, promise me you won't kill little Veggie. "
" It depends, what did he do to you? "
" Nothing! " Goku yelped, " It was his tail--my tail--both our tails. " he stammered, " Veggie said in times of
unconsious or 'sleeping' emergancy, our tails can temporarily take over our bodies. Since they were sorta mad at us for
trying to keep 'um apart yesterday, they took over our bodies while we were sleeping and ran off together, I guess. "
Chi-Chi's expression went blank, " So, neither you OR the ouji really know what went on last night? "
" No. " Goku shook his head, " Only our tails know that--HEY! " he got an idea, then grabbed his tail and held it up,
" That means you know what you and Veggie's tail did while you were in control of our bodies! Here! " he pointed it at
Chi-Chi, " You tell Chi-chan what happened. "
The tail twitched in horror at the sight of Chi-Chi.
" Ah, Goku? " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Hm? "
" Tails, can't talk. "
" ..oh. " he said, then looked at the tail, " Then you mentally tell me and then I'll tell Chi-chan. " he said to the
tail.
Bibishii's fur stood on end and it shook from left to right in a "no" reply.
" NO? WHADDA YOU MEAN, "NO"? " she screamed at it. The tail backed up and squeezed against Goku tightly for
protection, " So you think you can just take over my husband and the Ouji's bodies while they're asleep and make them do
things even the Ouji himself would be disgusted and, and terrified at the thought of doing! "
" ! " Goku blinked, " Ah, Bibishii says that Veggie's tail took over his body, not her. "
Chi-Chi looked at the tail skeptically, " Your "name" is "Bibishii"---"beautiful". "
The tail nodded.
" And you're a girl. "
The tail nodded again.
" HA! That's a load of crap! " Chi-Chi scoffed. The tail drooped, " You can't possibly have a gender! You're a TAIL!"
" But saiyajin tails are special, Chi-chan. " Goku spoke up.
Chi-Chi eyed Goku's tail furiously, " Oh yeah, REAL special. " she gritted her teeth, " So tell me, "Miss Bibishii",
where YOU the one behind this little "plot"? "
The tail avoided eye-contact with her.
" YOU WERE, WEREN'T YOU! " Chi-Chi glared, " I just knew it! I mean, the Ouji's tail has never done anything sneaky
like this. I mean, just hauling the Ouji and Goku off like this--it's too blunt. It's not the Ouji's style to do things that
way. He'd leave some evil little teasing note or something like that. "
" Heeheehee, Veggies are indeed very teasing sometimes, Chi-chan. " Goku giggled.
A vein bulged on Chi-Chi's forehead. She sent a death-glare in his direction, " YOU wouldn't happen to care for the
Ouji in the way you care for ME, would you Go-chan? "
Goku's face turned bright pink, " AHH! No Chi-chan of course not! Chi-chan says it would be wrong for me to like
Veggie like that and besides I am already married to Chi-chan and Veggie is not a girl. "
Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow at him, confused. She shook it off, " Ah, yeah. What you said. " she turned back to the
tail and whipped out her giant scissors, " And now it's time to take a little off the top! " she said cheerfully. The tail
mentally shrieked and darted around Goku's waist and held on tightly, belt-style.
Goku looked down at the shivering tail, then back up at Chi-Chi and her giant scissors, " AHHHHH!!! CHI-CHAN PUT
THOSE AWAY!! " he yelped, " You'll scare Bibishii. " he patted his tail.
" You're calling it by it's supposed "name" now? " she said flatly, sweatdropping.
Goku blinked, " Well, yeah. That is what she wants to be called. "
" SHE'S NOT A SHE! SHE'S AN IT!! GOKU, IF IT DOESN'T HAVE ANY REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS, WHICH IT CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S JUST
AN APPENDAGE, THEN IT CAN'T BE CLASSIFIED AS A MALE OR FEMALE! "
Goku thought for a moment, then raised his hand as if he were in school, " But Chi-chan, we all call Piccolo a he and
he self-reproduces though his mouth. "
" Yeah, well, " Chi-Chi sputtered, " Piccolo's a whole different story! HE'S not trying to take over your body like
your TAIL is! "
Goku's tail sent him another message. Goku looked back at Chi-Chi, " Bibishii says she only wanted to be with her
Nango-chan again. She felt so depressed without him. "
" Nango-chan? " Chi-Chi said skeptically.
" That's what Bibi-chan calls Veggie's tail. " Goku explained.
" Uh-huh. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " This is turning into some bizarre soap opera, you know that Goku? "
" I do not watch soap operas like you do, Chi-chan. " he replied, confused.
" Yeah well you're sure living in one, aren't you? " she muttered.
Goku tilted his head, baffled and blinking stupidly.
" Goku? " Chi-Chi said, " How would you feel if instead of chopping your tail off, we just had it, you know, pulled
out; like how you said Kami got rid of it that one time! " she grinned.
" No no no! " Goku gulped, hugging onto his tail tightly, " I luv my tail, Chi-chan! I cannot pull it out! "
" BUT IT'S IN LOVE WITH THE OUJI'S TAIL!! "
" Well I luv little Veggie, I don't see what's wrong w/our tails feeling the same. "
Chi-Chi slapped herself on the forehead, " Goku, "luv" and "love" are two COMPLETELY different things! "
Goku blinked, " They are? "
" YES! "Luv" is 'oh look at what a cute puppy that is down the street'. "Love" is sharing an unbreakable, intimate,
ecstacy of a bond with another person! Like this! " she got on her toes, grabbed him, and gave him a kiss on the lips.
Just then Gohan and Goten quietly entered the room. Both froze at the sight.
" Hey Gohan, I don't think Kaasan's mad at Toussan anymore! " Goten chirped.
Gohan smiled weakly, " So there is hope. " he said to himself.
Goten blinked, " Hope for what? "
Chi-Chi and Goku glanced over to see the brothers in the doorway. Chi-Chi instantly pulled away from him, " Hahaha,
and that's what a kiss looks like Goten! " she glanced over at him, laughing nervously. Chi-Chi let out a yelp as a sudden
lump instantly covered her. She looked up to see the large saiyajin glomping her and purring loudly, a big content grin on
his face.
" Chi-chan luvs me a-gain! " Goku giggled, hugging tighter.
" I've ALWAYS loved you, Go-chan! " she sighed happily.
" :) "
" :) "
" So! Ready to chop that tail off? "
" WAHHH! " Goku yelped, pushing her off and backing away from her, " NO WAY!! " he cried out.
Chi-Chi snorted, " Fine. You can't say it wasn't worth the try. " she said, then thought for a moment, " Hey! What if
we go over to Bulma's and see if she has a way to stop your tail's freakish love addiction to the Ouji's tail! "
" But Chi-chan, that would be going a-gainst the forces of luv to do somethin like that. That's like you doin stuff
to my brain that'd force it to not like Veggie anymore! " he gasped.
Chi-Chi stared at him blankly, stunned, " Wait,...did you just unintentionally give me an idea that could help me win
in my fight against the evil that is the Ouji? "
Goku thought back to what he said, then gasped, " Oh Chi-chan NO! " he grabbed his head protectively.
" Ah, relax Goku! I'm not going to do something like that, at least not to YOU! " she said, calming him down, " Now
your tail on the other hand is a whole different story! "
Bibishii freaked out again. Chi-Chi smirked at the tail.
" Don't worry, "Miss", I'm sure you'll be just as happy without the Ouji OR his tail in your life! "
" Are you two SURE you know what you're doing? " Vegeta said skeptically as he watched the two eager fusions pour and
mix different bottles of brightly-colored liquid.
" Hai, Mommy! " Vejitto chirped.
" ...you're not just mixing random bottles together as a means of entertainment, are you? "
" Hai, Mommy! "
Vegeta twitched, then bopped Vejitto over the head.
" Hey! What was that for! " he exclaimed.
" YOU TWO BAKAS! YOUR RANDOM MIXING OF CHEMICALS CAN CAUSE THIS ENTIRE BUILDING TO BLOW UP, ALL THANKS TO YOUR
KAKA-GENES!! "
Vejitto and Gogeta hung their heads.
" Sorry Mommy "
" Sorry Toussan. "
" I mean, we really WERE trying to help you-- " Vejitto started.
" --at first. " Gogeta injected.
" --but then we got all caught up in it and we started having so much fun! "
" Yeah, Bulma NEVER lets us down here cause she always yells at us "Gogeta, Vejitto! You get out of my lab before you
knock over something important or blow up the world!". " Gogeta paraphrased her.
Vegeta grumbled, " Stupid kaka-genes. If you'd rather go have fun somewhere then help me then go ahead and I'll try
and figure this out myself. It's not like any of us has any more of a knowledge of chemicals than the others do. " he sighed.
" I would like to play with Goggie-chan & Jitto-chan! " an eager little voice said from beneath them. Both fusions
froze. Vejitto looked down and paled.
" Ah, hi Bura. " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" Toussan, if you don't need Goggie-chan & Jitto-chan right now I'll be more than HAPPY to play with them! " Bura
grinned, " We can play house! I can be the mommy and Goggie-chan & Jitto-chan can be the lil babies! "
Both fusions backed up a few feet.
" It's, "fusion-babies", Bura. " Vejitto corrected her.
" YEAH! Wanna play? "
" ...will there be food involved? " Gogeta spoke up. Vejitto twitched and bopped him over the head, " HEY! "
" Goggie, listen! " he whispered to his slightly younger brother, " We go up there into her room and we'll never come
back! And if we do, she'll have our brains turned into the same kind of mush she plans on feeding us!!! " Vejitto shook him
back and forth.
Gogeta glanced over at Bura who was now holding up a pair of baby-bonnets and conviently fusion-baby-sized diapers,
" AHHHHHHA!! " he shrieked, then dashed behind Vejitto and shuddered in fear, " MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!! "
" It hasn't started yet. " Vejitto sweatdropped, glancing over at him.
Bura tugged on Vejitto's pantleg, causing the fusion to look down. She held a pair of pink mittens & booties, " Look
Jitto-chan! They match your compact oozaru fur PERFECTLY! You can transform into that form when we play! " she glomped onto
his leg.
" MAKE IT STOP!!! " Vejitto shrieked in a slightly deeper tone than Gogeta.
" *AH-HEM*! "
The trio turned back to Vegeta.
" Actually Bura, I do need both of them to assist me in creating this particular chemical reaction. " Vegeta nodded
intellegently.
Bura frowned, " Aw, alright. " she said, dragging her feet back up the stairs, " Can I play house with Goggie-chan &
Jitto-chan LATER? " she beamed.
" WAHHHH!! " Gogeta fell back, shuddering, " HORROR! PAIN! HUMILIATION!! "
" NO! " Vejitto yelped.
" NO...they won't be able to play later either because this is a very complicated procedure that we may even need
your mother to help us with. " Vegeta explained.
" Alright, fine. " Bura pouted stubbornly. She grinned as she reached the top of the stairs, " I'll just wait for
Kakarroujo to show up & then I can play games with him! " she snickered, then poked her head back around the corner to see
where Vegeta was standing at the bottom of the steps, " You just wait Toussan! I got some really pretty stuff for Kakarroujo
in the mail & Kakarroujo's gonna look soooooooooooo~ beautiful in 'um! " she chirped, then disappeared.
" ... "
" ... "
" ... "
Silence echoed throughout the lab.
Both fusions turned to Vegeta with severely grateful looks on their faces. The duo flew at Vegeta and glomped him
tightly, " OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!! " they both said in unison, then lept down onto their knees a good foot or so
away from Vegeta.
" All hail Mommy!! "
" All hail Toussan!! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " You're welcome. "
The two fusions instantly got back on their feet.
" *sigh*, if only Kakarrotto was that loyal... " the little ouji mused.
" OH VEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh-GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! " a happy voice sang
from the floor above them.
" Speak of the devil. " Vegeta muttered.
" SHUSH! Goku BE QUIET! We're hear to talk to BULMA, not the OUJI! " an additional voice scholded the first one.
" ONNA?! " Vegeta twitched, he glanced back at his tail which was now bright red and had it's fur puffed out on all
sides at the scent of Goku's tail.
::My Bibishii~~ she's returned to me~~:: Nango sighed dreamily.
" GAHHHH, I can't let Onna see this! Not even I could run a trick with THIS! " Vegeta pointed to his tail, " But I
need to get Kakarrotto to stay here if I'm ever going to develop some sort of antidote. " he pondered, then leaned back
against the wall and accidentally turned on a machine.
" Welcome to the Invent-the-Solution. Please type your problem into the keypad and await the invention to solve your
needs as it is created before your very eyes. " the machine said.
Vegeta glanced back at it and blinked, " How convienent. " he smirked, then started typing.
" Processing data. "
" ... "
" ... "
" *BING*! " a dinging sound came from the machine. Vegeta looked down to see what looked like a watch. A piece of
paper printed out from the machine.
" Holographic ki-cloaking device. Cloaks user's ki to resemble that of anothers along with a holographic appearance
that lasts until red button is pushed. " Vegeta read outloud, " Wow. That was fast. "
" Are you sure this is a real machine or just a big empty one with Bulma sitting inside it PRETENDING it's one of her
inventions just so we'll all be super-impressed with her. " Vejitto curiously tapped the box. He looked over to his left,
" H--HEY! GOGETA?! "
The younger fusion was eagerly typing in something. He hit enter.
Vejitto cocked an eyebrow at the question, " "Will there be food?" "
" Processing data. "
" ... "
" ... "
" *BING*! "
A cheeseburger suddenly appeared in the receiver slot.
" WHEEE~! " Gogeta cheered, grabbing and eating it.
Vejitto watched in wonder, then grinned Son-style at the machine, " Me next me next!! I'm hungry too!!! " he started
tapping away.
" BWAHAHAHA! SO! How do I look? " Vegeta laughed evilly. The two fusions turned around to see a fairly well-done
holographic 3-D Bulma standing infront of them.
" WOW! That is COOL, Mommy! " Vejitto said in awe.
" VERY VERY COOL! " Gogeta added.
" Heh-heh. " Vegeta smirked. He froze when he heard Goku and Chi-Chi coming down the stairs, " QUICK! Go hide
somewhere!! " he panicked.
" But Mommy why? " Vejitto frowned.
" Because everyone knows you two aren't allowed down in here and Onna will get suspicious now GO! " he snapped. The
fusions shrugged, then teleported to another part of Bulma's vast lab, " *Whew*! " Vegeta wiped the sweat off his brow.
" Ah, Bulma! There you are! " a voice said happily from behind them. Vegeta jumped in his skin and spun around to see
Chi-Chi smiling with a look of desperate hope.
" Uh, O---Chi-Chi. Hi. " 'Bulma' smiled back cheesily. Vegeta caught sight of Goku blinking at him with his head
tilted, " Hiiiii, Ka---uh--G--G--Go---Son-kun. "
" HI! " Goku chirped.
" Bulma I'm so glad we found you. I mean I thought I was going to have to search the entire BUILDING before we even
got close. " Chi-Chi said, " Now listen, as you probably know, Go-chan and the Ouji's tails have had an, uh, slight physical,
non-platonic attraction to each other lately. "
" No kidding. " Vegeta muttered, then noticed the look of confusion settling on Chi-Chi's face, " Ah, I mean, yes,
of course. It's very apparent. " 'she' smiled.
" Well we need you to find a way to reverse it. " Chi-Chi stomped her foot down determindly.
" Believe me, I've tried already. " Vegeta sighed sadly.
" Well you just have to try harder! "
" Chi-chan, maybe it is just me, but I do not think that even Bulma can fight the forces of luv and cause me &
Veggie's tails to hate each other so. " Goku spoke up, " I mean, they seem to really luv each other. They might even be
~*SOULMATES*~... " his eyes widened on the last word.
" DONTSAYTHAT!!! " 'Bulma' freaked out, turning green in the face.
" ... "
" ... "
" Uh, I mean, 'Vegeta' is my husband--sort of, seeing as our bloodtypes are too different that if he attempted to
form a complete mating bond with me he'd die from the type B blood in his type O blood body like I told him so many months
ago--and I'd feel very uncomfortable knowing that part of my husband's body is the soulmate to another person's body part
which isn't attached to me. " 'Bulma' explained.
" OOH! YEAH THAT'S IT! We can transplant Goku's Ouji-love-sick tail to your body so both you two AND the tails can
be together! " Chi-Chi announced happily.
" WHAT?! " Goku clutched his tail madly with overprotectiveness, " BIBISHII LIKES BEING CONNECTED TO MY BODY JUST
FINE!!! " he hugged it.
" O---CHI-CHI ARE YOU CRAZY! WHY WOULD I WANT A TAIL!!! BESIDES WHO KNOWS WHAT HAVING ALL THAT KAKA-BLOOD IN MY
SYSTEM WOULD DO TO MY WORLD-FAMOUS GENIUS-BRAIN! " 'Bulma' screamed.
Goku paused for a moment as if in deep thought, " ...did you just say "KAKA-blood"? "
Vegeta quickly ran a mental scan past what he had just said, " WAH?! Uh, don't worry about that, just a little slip.
With Vegeta around all the time we're bound to pick up a few words from each other's vocabulary, you know! Hahahaha... "
Goku tilted his head, then leaned towards Bulma and started to sniff like a wild animal, " You smell different.. "
Vegeta mentally flushed bright red, ::Kakarrotto's, SMELLING me!!! *twitch*...:: " What, kind of different? "
Goku sighed happily, " Smells like, marshmellows... " he mused, " Warm soft little fluffy gooey sweet-'n-sugary
squishy-ushy mushy baby marshmellows that you put in your hot cocoa on a cold snowy day... "
Vegeta's entire body beamed bright red from inside the hologram, " WAHHHH, KA..KA...RROTTO.... " he quickly tried to
gather his remaining wits about him, " Chi-Chi I have a solution to Go-Go-Go--Son-kun's problem. But first you need to leave
the lab, I don't want to accidentally have you get caught in the crossfire and end up with a second pair of eyeballs popping
out of your forehead. "
Chi-Chi paled, " Oh my... " she backed up and dashed to the top of the stairs, " Goodluck Bulma!! Goodluck Go-chan! "
she called out.
" Yes...bye... " Vegeta gritted through his teeth, his whole being practically radiating redness at Goku's comment.
" OH! By the way Bulma? Did you just notice you said "Kakarrotto"? " Chi-Chi asked, confused.
" YESINOTICEDITWASJUSTASLIPOFTHETONGUENOWGO!! GOBEFOREYOUDIE!!! "
Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow, then closed the door and went to wait in the living room.
" Say Bulma? You feeling oh-kay? You look like you're fine but your voice sounds all twitchy. " Goku pointed out.
'Bulma' turned to him and hit a little red button on her watch, then threw it off. Vegeta instantly appeared as the hologram
disappeared. Goku looked even more confused than usual, " Little VEGGIE? "
" KAKARROTTO YOU BIG MUSH-LOVING BAKA!! HOW DARE YOU USE SUCH AN OBJECT TO DESCRIBE ME!! I AM NOT WARM I AM NOT SOFT
I AM NOT--well, alright I'm "little", I'll give you that-- " he said with slight contempt for his small body size, then began
yelling again, " I AM NOT FLUFFY OR GOOEY OR SWEET OR SUGARY AND I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT A "SQUISHY-USHY MUSHY" BABY
MARSMELLOW THAT YOU PUT IN YOUR HOT COCOA ON A COLD SNOWY DAY!!!! "
Goku smiled warmly, " But you are to *me*~~~! "
" AUUGH! " Vegeta's body went up a level to an even bright red, if was at all possible.
" Veggie? " Goku tapped him on the shoulder, concerned. Vegeta's body instantly quaked and the little ouji melted
into a little red mushy pile of goo. Goku sat down next to him and giggled, " Haha, WOW! Veggie hasn't melted in a while now!
" he said happily to himself. Goku took a few whiffs of the ouji, smiling contently as he did so, " AWW! Veggie smells just
like those little marshmellows to a tea! " he said, then grinned, " Shows what Veggie knows, huh! "
" Ohh, I hope Go-chan's going to be alright down there. " Chi-Chi said worriedly as she sat on the couch watching her
soap opera.
" I hope so too. " a voice said beside her; equally drenched in the angst-ridden chronicle of the soap.
Chi-Chi pulled a doubletake and gawked to see Bulma on the sofa across the way, " BULMA!! What are you doing back up
HERE already? I thought you were downstairs saving Go-chan from that evil little Ouji's evil little tail!! "
" Huh? " Bulma's mind came back to hear as the commercials appeared on the screen, " OH! Chi-Chi, how long have you
been over there? "
Chi-Chi looked utterly baffled, " Please tell me I'm not getting old. " she mentally prayed, " Please just say it's
Bulma who's mentally losing it; she is 5 years older than me please tell me it's her and not me. "
" Chi-Chi what are you talking about? " Bulma blinked.
" Bulma, I just left Goku down in the lab. "
" Yes. "
" With YOU. "
" ...no. " Bulma said slowly, disturbed.
" WELL I LEFT HIM DOWN THERE WITH SOMEONE WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU! " she snapped.
" Well it wasn't me. " Bulma said.
" THEN WHO WAS IH--- " Chi-Chi froze as she had a flashback.
:::It smelled like marshmellows...rotten marshmellows...::: Chi-Chi nearly gagged.
Goku sighed happily, :::Smells like, marshmellows...:::
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S THE OUJI!!! " Chi-Chi nearly had a heart-attack. She raced down the stairs only to face a
happy-looking Goku sitting indian-style on the floor of the lab rocking an only partially re-solidified Vegeta back and forth
on his lap.
" Who's the sweetest move luvable lil Veggie in the world? You are! " the larger saiyajin cooed to the smaller one,
who started glowing red again despite the fact that he had a blank look on his face and super-big sparkily eyes, " An' u
wanna know whyyyyy? Bee-cause Kakarrotto wuvs his Veggies yes he does!****~! "
" GOKU!!! " a fist landed straight down ontop of Goku's head. The large saiyajin whinced in pain.
" Owww! Chi-chan! What was that for! " he pouted.
" WILL YOU STOP MUSHY-TALKING THE OUJI ALREADY!!! " Chi-Chi screamed in rage, then noticed the saiyajin's tails in a
tango with each other and sighing to each other lovingly every once in a while, " OOOOOH, YOU EVIL LITTLE OUJIIIII!! "
Chi-Chi reached to smack Vegeta only to have Goku yank him away just in time, " GOKU LET ME GET IN A DECENT PUNCH ON HIM!! "
" NO CHI-CHAN DON'T HURT MY VEGGIE! " Goku wailed.
" What's going ON here? " Bulma exclaimed from the top of the stairs.
Goku and Chi-Chi paused, then began to shout what each believed had happened at the same time.
Bulma twitched.
" BULMACHICHANSTRYINTOHURTMYVEGGIEALLBECAUSEHETRICKEDHERANDBECAUSEHISTAILLUVSMINEANDSHEWANTSYOUTOMAKEMEANDVEGGIES-
-TAILSNOTLUVEACHOTEHRANDITSNOTFAIRCUZ-- "
" --GOKUSDELLUSIONAL!IFTHOSETWOTAILSSTAYINLOVEWITHEACHOTHERTHENTHATPUTSMYPOORSWEETGOCHANINSUCHAPREDICAMENTTHATTHEOUJI
-COULDUSEHIMTOHISADVANTAGEANDTRYANDGETGOCHANTOFALLFORHIM!! "
Bulma twitched again.
" *FWEEP*!!! " a loud whistle suddenly echoed throughout the room, causing the trio to suddenly wail in mental pain
from the noise.
" What was THAT?! " Chi-Chi gawked.
Vejitto and Gogeta stepped out from the backround, both now wearing referee uniforms.
" Personal foul! 2 yards! " Vejitto chirped.
Gogeta blew his whistle again, " *FWEEEEEEP* Hahaha, this is FUN! "
" OOH~! It's Goggie and Ji-chan! " Goku grinned, dropping Vegeta to the floor, " And they have WHISTLES! "
" Waaahhhh? " Vegeta sat up, his consiousness starting to return to him.
Vejitto cleared his throat, " *AH-HEM*! Gogeta and I would like to explain to you, Bulma, the problem with Toussan
and Kaasan's tails; seeing as our tails have talked to Mommy's and have sent the message back along to us psychically! " he
turned to his brother and nodded, " Gogeta? "
" Hai! " Gogeta grinned, " Bulma, Kaasan and Toussan's tails have fallen in love with each other. According to Nango,
the name Toussan's tail has given himself, says that he and Bibishii--Kaasan's tail, have had a crush on each other for quite
some time, and, after confessing they're feelings for each other about a month or so ago, they're completely in love! "
" BUT, " Vejitto added, " This throught scares Mommy and sort of confuses Toussan. When Mommy's tail said that the
tail's personality is an extension of it's owner's self, Mommy was terrified at the idea of having non-platonic feelings for
Toussan. "
" Which is why we're down here--to help Toussan develop an antidote of some kind to make the tails dislike each other
or only care for each other in a friendship-type relationship. " Gogeta finished.
" And there you have it! " Vejitto beamed happily.
" ... " Bulma blinked, " You know, that explanation would be a whole lot easier if you two could just agree on which
one you want to call toussan and which you wanna call kaasan. "
" But that is an arguement that would last until the end of time. " Gogeta pointed out.
Bulma sweatdropped, " Fine. Whatever makes you happy. "
" EXACTLY! " Vegeta chimed in, then leaned a hand on Bulma's shoulder, " And you know what'd make ME happy, Bulma? "
he grinned cheesily.
" What, Vegeta. " she played along.
" If you were to develop something to stop my tail and Kakarrotto's from "feeling" things for each other! So how
about it? "
" I say we just chop BOTH their tails off and hope they never regrow back again! " Chi-Chi injected. Vegeta sent a
death-glare at her.
" Vegeta, " Bulma started.
" Hai Bulma? " Vegeta grinned.
" I wouldn't feel right doing that. Tearing apart two, uh, creatures ::I think::, that are so deeply in love with
each other. " she explained, " It would go against WHO I AM! "
" WHAT DOES SOLVING MY PROBLEM HAVE TO DO WITH WHO YOU ARE!!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Vegeta. " Bulma said determindly as she bent down to his height, " Do you even know what my sole purpose of finding
the dragonballs the very first time was? The goal that caused me to first meet Goku who if I had not gone on the hunt would
have ended up living in that little hut on the mountain for the rest of his days?! "
" I still do. " Goku sweatdropped. A thought-bubble of his house and Son Gohan Sr's appeared above his head, " Well,
sorta. Only about 20 feet away from the lil hut. "
" Goku just be quiet. " Chi-Chi groaned.
" No, not really. " Vegeta told Bulma, only barely interested.
" Vegeta the wish I first wanted to make with the dragonballs was for THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND! MY true love! MY
soulmate! "
" Hear that Kakarrotto? I could've met you back when we were both chubby little chibis if Bulma had gotten her wish!"
Vegeta smirked up at the larger saiyajin.
" I luv chubby lil chibi Veggies!! " Goku chirped, clasping his hands together.
" Vegeta, I don't exactly think you'd qualify for that first title. " Bulma sweatdropped.
" WHAT, I'm not "perfect"? " the ouji seemed slightly insulted.
" Even if it is you I doubt you were "boyfriend" material back then. " Bulma said, " Anyway I can't break up a true
love between two appendages that's as strong as the one I longed for back when I was a young girl! It would go against my
principles and they seem so very happy together! "
The tails cheered and did a little dance with each other.
Vegeta twitched.
Chi-Chi twitched.
Goku smiled off into the distance mindlessly.
" ARE YOU INSANE?! IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BREAK THEM APART FOR US THEN WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE WE DO!!! " Vegeta
screamed.
" We'll just be the supportive group of friends we all are! We'll help them get married! " Bulma said happily.
Chi-Chi promptly fainted.
" Haha! " Gogeta laughed and pointed at the unconsious Chi-Chi.
" WHEE!! " Goku cheered, bouncing around happily, " A wedding! A wedding! There's gonna be a wedding! " he sang,
" I luv weddings cuz there's all sorts of yummy foods to eat and a really super-big cake and all sorts of stuff like that! "
" ... " Vegeta stared off, his brain feeling like someone had just shot a bullet straight through it.
" Vegeta? " Bulma waved her hand infront of his face, " Vegeta? "
" YOU ARE INSANE!!! YOU'RE TRUELY INSANE IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LET MY TAIL AND KAKARROTTO'S TAIL TIE THE NOT!!
THAT DOESN'T HELP ME! THAT'S COMPLETELY THE OPPOSITE OF HELPING ME! THAT'S JUST MAKING THINGS WORSE!! " Vegeta exclaimed in
an angry panic, " ...you were watching one of your soap operas when we dragged you down here, weren't you? "
" Yes. "
" Ah, no wonder you're in one of those emotional-moods. " the ouji observed.
" WILL YOU JUST HEAR ME OUT FOR 2 SECONDS, VEGETA! " Bulma snapped, " Listen, all the tails want is to be together.
If we let them get married, they'll no longer have the desire to want to get married since it would have already happened. "
she said, " Get it? "
" I do, but I'm not sure I want to. " Vegeta grimaced.
" Oh come on Vegeta! It'll be fun! We'll have Dende perform the ceremony and it'll be just our family and Son-kun's.
Nice and private. I won't tell or invite any of the others. " she promised.
Vegeta thought for a moment, then shook his head in detest, " I CAN'T! I WON'T!! There's no way I'm letting one of
my body parts become 'connected' to one of Kakarrotto's body parts!! "
" You already have. " Bulma said in annoyance, tugging on Vegeta's right earlobe and causing Goku to let out a yelp
and grab onto his left ear in sudden pain, " See? "
" I ONLY FUSED WITH THE BAKA BECAUSE I HAD TO!! " Vegeta sputtered, his face bright red again.
" AND cuz Veggie luvs me! " Goku said sweetly.
" I NEVER SAID THAT! " his face beamed even brighter still. Goku laughed.
" Uh-huh! When Veggie blew himself up against Buu, I was the very last person Veggie had on his mind before he
exploded into a million little Veggie pieces. " the larger saiyajin grinned proudly as he balanced on his tail on the floor.
" HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT!! " Vegeta shouted.
Goku beamed and pointed to his head, " If I concentrate really hard I can read Veggie's thoughts. "
" ! " Vegeta froze. He lifted his fingers up and used them to plug his ears, then paranoidly backed up away from him.
" So Goku! Whadda you say? We give the tails a wedding so they won't be tempted to steal your bodies away like they
did last night? " Bulma asked him.
" I do luv to eat giant cakes, Bulma... " Goku mused.
" Great! " she snapped her fingers, then turned to Vegeta, " And Vegeta? "
The ouji sputtered frustratedly, then noticed Chi-Chi unconsious and on the floor with a look of sheer horror
plastered to her face. Vegeta smirked, " This COULD cause quite a bit of pre-mature aging for Onna..... " he rubbed his hands
together, then looked over at Bulma suspicously, " Fine. JUST AS LONG AS I'M NOT THE ONE WEARING THE DRESS!!! "
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4:01 PM 9/20/2003
END OF PART 3!
Vegeta: (super-suspicously) (to Chu) I BETTER not be the one wearing the dress.
Chuquita: Aw Veggie, calm down! It's not that bad! Not nearly as bad as where you were at the end of Part 2.
Vegeta: (thinks) True... (glares) BUT I'M STILL NOT WEARING THE DRESS!
Chuquita: Who knows if you will or not. (grins) But you have to admit you do look funny in them.
Vegeta: (twitch)
Goku: Haha! Yeah! Veggie'll look so pretty! (glomps onto Veggie) And, and we still have to find a pretty outfit for Veggie's
tail & my tail to wear! Not to mention something for me!
Vegeta: (wails) I'M NOT WEARING THE DRESS!!!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I didn't say you were. Besides, I had no idea how I was gonna end this story until this idea came to
me earlier today out of the blue.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You didn't have an ending?!
Chuquita: Well, no.
Vegeta: *twitch*
Chuquita: (thinks) Actually I was planning on doing Kakahawaiiexodancesscareveggie before this one since I had an ending for
that but now that I have my ending for this I feel much better! *grins*
Vegeta: (groans) I can't believe this.
Goku: (happily) I can!
Chuquita: Believe me Veggie, nothing unbelievably bad is going to happen to you. Who knows? They might call the wedding off.
Goku: The tails?
Vegeta: (curious) Did you just release a spoiler or are you toying with me.
Chuquita: It could go either way :)
Vegeta: (grumbles) Curse you...
Chuquita: (happily) And now for the reviewer replies!
To Wakadori Ramen: Ah, the chapter switch was an accident I made when I tried to upload the title for chapter 1 before
uploading chapter 2. I freaked out for a little bit but I was able to fix it so chapter 1 & 2 are in their rightful spots
again :D Goku smacked Veggie's butt in movie 12 and Veggie got pretty angry about it (Veggie was on his hands and knees
trying to stand up too) I'm not even sure if Goku realized he did it. Heh, Miroku can be funny sometimes. I blame the tails
for Goku & Veggie's situation at the end of part 2. Was there one scene you were talking about? *blinks*
Happy you got well again! :)
To mkh2: Yes, I did take that lil bit from that one comic :) It's not stealing if I was the one who drew it though, right?
*blinks* Anyways, Veggie has had quite a few mini-nervous-breakdowns (he's got a few more left in the final chapter).
To Nekoni: Hai, Veggie tried to seperate them, but he could never be completely evil about something like that--then he'd be
doing something Chi-Chi would do, and Veggie would purposely stop then. OH! Dba has that final episode up now! (it went up
on Thursday) It's so sad! I feel especially bad for poor lil Veggie *sniffle*. He was the only one who tried to stop Shenlong
from stealing Goku! The flashfoward 100 years into the future made up for it though; along w/the chibi great-grand-clones of
Goku & Veggie, AND the fact that Goku was in the audiance watching the fight and still looking as young as ever! I felt
better knowing that he was oh-kay, I was worried about him when Shenlong absorbed Goku into his body w/o even asking him.
God I wish I could've seen Veggie in the future too.
Vegeta: (smirks) Heh, Onna would've rolled over in her grave to see that fight.
Chuquita: Anyway---
To Nekoni: Happy Birthday! Sorry about the one animal though :(
There wasn't any spanking fetish in the fic, Ouji Chan. ^_^;;
To Tomoyo chan: That gi sorta counts, I know the top is blue but the pants are kinda teal-ish--which I guess is a type of
blue. You win! :) What HAS happened to Mirai? *looks around, confused*. Geez it's weird when characters disappear on ya.
*goes to check last time Mirai was said & accounte for* I actually think it was back in "Happy Veggietine's Day 2". O_O Wow.
Well, he's going to appear in part 4 anyway since everyone from both families is going to be there for the tails's wedding.
College is pretty good so far :) It's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be, so far anyway. You could EASILY get lost
though. It's like trying to walk around Capsule Corp without a map OR a guide.
Vegeta: (smirks) That would be me.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) YOU'RE a guide?
Vegeta: Yes, yes I am. (big smirk)
To Girl-with-too-many-aliasses: HEE~ I can't help it, Veggie's so much fun to torture!
Vegeta: (grumbles) I've been recieving more "torture" than usual through this fic in particular.
Goku: (happily) Aww Veggie! You know we do it because we all luv u! (gives Veggie a big hug)
Vegeta: (bright red) *twitch*
To Rissa of the Saiya-Jin: Haha, at least they got their bodies back! Ooh, the "Majin Veggie" saga was GREAT! The way Veggie
overdramatically walked around holding his head while he let Babidi control part of his mind. #Kaioshin#: Vegeta! You have to
clear your mind of all thought! #Vegeta#: How am I supposed to do THAT!!!
Goku: (chirps) Like THIS! (stares straight ahead until cheerful expression turns into blank one) ...
Vegeta: Kakarrotto?
Goku: ...
Vegeta: (tapping him) Kakarrotto?
Goku: ...
Chuquita: In the dub, Kaioshin told Veggie to think innocent and pure thoughts.
Vegeta: (mock-laugh) HA! ME, "INNOCENT AND PURE" thoughts. I'd rather try and "clear my mind", like the large peasant over
there.
Goku: ...
Vegeta: (concerned) (to Chu) Is he gonna be alright?
Chuquita: (waves hand infront of Goku's face, no response) I hope so. '_';;
To Callimogua: Hai! The tails luv each other so very much! Depending on who ends up in "the dress", at least one of the two
saiyajins will get out with most of the dignity intact.
Vegeta: Which will be ME, because I'M not wearing the dress! (to Goku) Kakarrotto if you're going to wear the dress then
don't speak a word!
Goku: (blinks) You say somethin, Veggie?
Vegeta: (glares at him skeptically) Yeeeeah....IMSTILLNOTWEARINGIT!
To Goddess Shimi: OOH! I'm so glad you said the Veggie theme song (Jan Janka My Way) was at dba! I listened to it the other
day and it was great! It fits Cell & Buu Sagas Veggie (which is around when the song was made) perfectly. My favorite
dbz song is still Veggie's Cooking H.F.I.L. If you or anyone else knows which characters are Veggie's backup singers, please
tell me (I could swear Goku is one of them but it's hard to tell since both backup singers sing at once).
Chuquita: (grins) I LOVE Veggie's japanese singing voice. Nobody else could go from talking to evil laughter to cutsy song to
emotional-love-song to evil-plotting song to grumbling about forgetting to put some mayonnaise on a dish like Veggie can!!
Vegeta: (puffs out his chest w/pride)
Chuquita: I wish they had made a music-video of that song back in Japan. Hearing it's one thing but actually watching Veggie
as he's singing and cooking would've been hilarious!
Goku: (cheerfully) My little Veggie is indeed a master chef!
Vegeta: (big grin) HEH~~~ !
To Miyanon: Hee~ I can't believe I did that to Veggie either! *grins*. I couldn't help it, it was FUN! Goodluck in college!
Don't get too nervous! The thing I was most nervous about on the first day was weither I'd be able to find my way driving
back home (& now I know my route perfectly! Or near-perfectly ^_^;;) Oh I wish I had another week off! *sigh* O-well. Hope
you liked Veggie's reaction & this chapter too!
To Ayako77: Well, now there's 3 chapters! :D (I update once a week, twice if a chapter gets done really fast).
Goku: (happily waves back) HIIIIIIIII!!
To FrEaKyMe: *grins*! Their sons haven't completely found out what's going on yet (they will in the next chapter so you'll
find out their reaction there). Goten & Trunks didn't have tails because by that time Toriyama didn't feel saiyajin tails
were important anymore (probably because of the ssj thing replacing the tails in 'super-powered transformation') I wonder if
Trunks's tail would've been the same as his hair color, or the normal saiyajin tail brown? Heh, they would've been great
w/tails. Have fun at your fiesta!
Chuquita: And that about ends part 3! See you in part 4 everybody!
Goku: Byebye! (waves both arms happily)
Vegeta: Bye.