2:55 PM 9/22/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from Dbgt #33
Bebi: But no matter how many times you come back to life, you can't beat me.
Goku: That's not true. I won't be defeated this time.
Bebi: I see, but you don't look any different.
Goku: Are you blind? (tail wiggles to squeaky music)
Bebi: A tail. NAHAHAHAHA! What are you going to do with a tail?
Goku: You'll see.
Chuey's Corner:
Goku: (wiggling his tail) (music plays in the backround to the tail's wiggling beat) Heeheehee. (wiggles tail faster, causing
tempo of music to rise) HAHAHA! This is FUN!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Not to mention IMPOSSIBLE to explain.
Chuquita: (cheerfully) Welcome to part 4 everybody!
Goku: (happily) A-HOY!
Chuquita: (to Veggie) I just saw a parody to episode 274 in a db episode!
Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow) You're kidding?
Goku: (confused) But....little Veggie wasn't with me back then.
Chuquita: Nope! Chi-Chi was!
Goku: (sighs musingly) That was back when Chi-chan was *nice* to me. (tail flips wistfully in the air causing soft music to
play instead)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (pokes Goku's tail) How do you DO that?
Goku: (glomps Veggie) I luv u too, Veggie!
Vegeta: (bright red) THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WHAT I JUST SAID!!!
Chuquita: Chi actually plays the role of "Goku's blue-training-outfit-wearing sidekick who gets freaked out by giant slimy
creatures" just fine.
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) (flatly) You're talking about the *shudder* WORMS again, aren't you Chu?
Chuquita: This time it wasn't a worm, but a giant lizard with a huge slimy blue tongue (like the blue worms). Chi-Chi freaked
out and Goku tried to make friends with it and calm it down. The inside of the volcano also looked a LOT like the insides of
Buu.
Vegeta: (smirks) Heh, so the universe is playing some large cosmic joke on Onna for becoming such a witch to poor little
Kakay, huh?
Chuquita: Pretty much, yeah.
Vegeta: (big grin) HEE~~ !
Chuquita: It's also revealed that she used to practice some sort of meditation to keep her temper (which in dbz is obviously
seen a lot) under control.
Goku: (thinks hard) So if Chi-chan were to start meditating again, she'd go back to being *nice* to me?
Chuquita: Probably...well, that and Veggie here would probably have to come over to your house a lot less.
Goku: (looks over at Veggie who waves in a mock-babish way) (insert big sparkily eyes) Oh my Vehhhh-gee. (grabs Veggie and
hugs him tight) How I luv my little Veggie~~~ I would just HATE for Veggie to, to, not come over my house anymore!!
Chuquita: (to audiance) For anyone curious, the buu-ish parody is db ep 150 :) (sighs) You know it's kinda sad. Chi-Chi
seemed pretty cool until she lost her ability to control her temper sometime during those 5 years.
Goku: Yeah! Kinda like Veggie only without the little-ness and the sneaky Veggie-plots! (chirps) And with a ponytail! (grabs
Veggie's hair as if ready to put it up into said ponytail)
Vegeta: (twitches) LET GO OF MY HAIR! (pulls it out of Goku's grasp) (snorts)
Goku: Chi-chan could also ride kinto'un.
Vegeta: So?
Goku: ...
Vegeta: ...
Goku: Can *Veggie* ride kinto'un?
Vegeta: (grumbles) Probably not given my past record for evil-doing.
Goku: (whistles kinto'un over) (eagerly) Here Veggie! Give it a shot! (pushes kinto'un out infront of Veggie)
Vegeta: (blinks) (stares at cloud)
Kinto'un: :)
Vegeta: (flatly) (to Son) You're kidding, right?
Goku: (shakes his head no sweetly)
Vegeta: (sighs) Alright, fine. (gets up onto desk and hops onto cloud) (looks down to see he's miraculously still on) Ha...ha
haha, BWAHAHAHAHAHA! SO MUCH FOR ME BEING "EVIL"! (shakes his fist in the air) TAKE THAT ONNA! (suddenly falls through and
hits the floor) ...oww.
Goku: Heeheehee. Silly Veggie!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) You were fine until you started thinking impure thoughts.
Vegeta: (snaps at her) "IMPURE THOUGHTS"!!!
Goku: Chu-sama means "impure thoughts" like insulting people, thinking bad mean things, and overall unclean unsweet ideas
that may enter your little pink Veggie-brain.
Vegeta: MY BRAIN IS NOT "PINK"!
Chuquita: Yes it is.
Vegeta: NO IT'S NOT!
Goku: Little Veggie, everybody's brain is pink, just like our blood is blue and/or red depending on if it has been oxidated
or not.
Vegeta: o_O ... (stares at him, creeped out) (cautiously) Kakarrotto, are you oh-kay?
Goku: (chirps) PIE!
Vegeta: (sigh of relief) (dryly) Better.
Chuquita: (grins) And now for the finale of "Twisted"! Part 4!
Summary: As if Veggie's life wasn't complicated already? Thanks to the large amount of time they've seen each other,
Veggie and Son-kun's furry saiyajin tails fall for each other unbeknownst to their owners. How will Veggie be able to stop
his own tail's strange urges without seriously digging himself into a deeper hole?
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" I SAID I'M NOT WEARING A DRESS!! " Vegeta screamed with embarassment.
" Aw come on "Veggie", it's cute! I bought it for Bura a few months ago but it ended up being way to big for her. "
Bulma said.
" YOU JUST WANT TO BLACKMAIL ME FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON!! THAT'S WHY!! " Vegeta snapped, " BESIDES IT'S WAY TOO
FRILLY AND THERE'S PINK IN IT! " he stomped his foot.
" I think it would look bea-u-ti-ful on you little Veggie! " Goku chirped.
Vegeta turned to send a death-glare in Goku's direction only to fall over at the sight of the larger saiyajin now
suddenly wearing a black tux, " WAHHH! " he got up, " AND YOU GET OUT OF THAT RIGHT NOW! "
" But I am going to have to wear a tuxedo to walk Bibishii down the eisle, Veggie. " Goku explained.
Vegeta stared at him incrediously, " It's a TAIL! THEY DON'T HAVE FEET SO HOW CAN YOU WALK IT! IT JUST DRAGS ALONG
BEHIND YOU YOU BIG BAKA! " he exclaimed, then slammed his head against the wall, " I WANT OFF THIS STINKIN PLANET ALREADY!! "
" Hee! " Goku bent down to him and beamed, " But little Veggie can't leave *NOW*! Not when his tail is getting
married! "
" You are an idiot. " Vegeta said bluntly, his head still pressed up against the wall.
Goku's eyes watered, " Buh--buh Veh-geeeeeee... "
Bulma tapped Vegeta on the shoulder, " Vegeta, maybe you should apologize to him before he starts bawling his eyes
out. " she said in a sing-song voice.
Vegeta lamely turned to Goku only to freeze in place at the heartbroken expression the larger saiyajin was wearing.
" My widdle Veggie #HATES# me and thinks I am an "id-ee-ot"? " he squeaked out.
Vegeta felt as if someone had just jammed an arrow through his heart, which promptly sunk, " Oh GOD... " he turned
away, " NO, Kakarrotto. I don't hate you. And I don't think you're an idiot. "
" Oh VEGGIE!! " Goku's demeanor changed instantly and he glomped onto Vegeta from behind and hugged him tightly.
" IPE! " Vegeta yelped, his face turning red.
" Oh little Veggie, I just KNOW you will make the loveliest bride EVER! " the larger saiyajin sighed musingly.
Vegeta's eyeballs nearly shot out of their sockets, " AHHH! " he shrieked at the terrifying mental image, then
grabbed Goku by the arms and flung him into the wall. Vegeta's body shook violently while his breathing became heavier.
Goku blinked, now standing on his head and smushed up against the wall, " Was it something I said? "
" THAT'S IT! NO WAY! " Vegeta roared, " I WILL NOT PLAY BRIDE TO KAKARROTTO!! I WOULD RATHER DROWN IN MY OWN
BODY JUICES OR SLICE MY TAIL OFF PERSONALLY THAN WALK DOWN SOME HALLWAY AS KAKARROTTO'S BRIDE!!! " he stomped out of
the room and slammed the door on his way out.
Bulma stared at the door lamely, " Vegeta you fear-blinded idiot! It's your TAIL getting married, NOT YOU remember! "
Goku looked down, or rather up at the tux he was wearing and pouted, " Oh man, and this is a rental too! Chi-chan's
gonna kill me! "
Bulma took a deep breath and sighed, then turned to Goku, " So Son-kun? " she said dryly, " Your tail's the bride.
How do YOU feel about dresses? "
" Oh Bibishii you look so bea-u-ti-ful! " Goku sighed happily. The tail was now adorning a tail-sized wedding dress
with a veil on it's tip. Goku was back in his orange gi and sitting in the living room with Bulma and Bunni.
" Oh I'm so glad you and your tail like it, Goku-chan! " Bunni smiled, " With such a small outfit it didn't take that
long to make at all! "
" Thanks a lot Kaasan. " Bulma said to her, " The tails are the ones getting married, so it would be better suited to
have them be the ones to get dressed up. Do you think you could make a little tuxedo for Vegeta's tail? "
" Of course I can sweetie! It'll be no trouble at all! " Bunni said peppily.
Goku grinned at his tail, " Wait'll we show you to Veggiestail, huh Bibishii! "
The tail blushed shyly with pride. Goku patted his tail on the tip.
" I am so proud of you, Bibishii! I can tell you & Veggiestail are going to live happily ever after together! " he
sighed, " Just like in a fairytale! "
" Umm, Kaasan? Where do you want me to put Chi-Chi-san? " Mirai sweatdropped, walking into the living room wheeling
a still-frozen-with-a-look-of-pure-horror-on-her-face Chi-Chi across the floor on a manual dolli.
Bulma sweatdropped, " She STILL hasn't come out of it?! "
" Not yet. " he laughed nervously.
" Maybe you should put her out on the front porch like some gargoyle/lawn-gnome combination to scare away unwanted
guests. " Vegeta snickered.
Bulma pulled a double-take to see the ouji standing next to her, " WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK OUT HERE! I thought you
were busy muddling over the whole "dress" incident! "
" I heard the conversation you just had with Kakarrotto and your mother so now I feel quite mentally stable again. "
he nodded, then grinned, " Can't say the same for Onna though, huh! " he poked her in the gut.
" Let's dress her up in a funny hat! " Goku chirped randomly.
Vegeta laughed and pulled out a black marker, " I was thinking something a little more classic! " he stood on his
tippy-toes and drew a mustache and beard on Chi-Chi's frozen-in-horror face.
" Heeheehee! " Goku giggled.
" I hope that's not permanent, Toussan. " Mirai let out a few chuckles, " She'd kill you...that is, once she regains
consiousness. "
Vegeta blinked at him for a second, then slapped Chi-Chi across the face. The rest of the group freaked out.
" VEGETA ARE YOU CRAZY!! " Bulma shrieked, terrified that Chi-Chi would leap off the wheelie-truck and kill them all.
" Now THIS is FUN! " Vegeta bounced up and down happily. He thought for a moment, then turned to Goku, " Hey
Kakarrotto go get me some grapes! I've got something really good to show you! "
" GOKU NO! " Bulma shouted.
" Aww... " Goku and Vegeta pouted.
" Listen Mirai, just go put her--oh I don't know! " she groaned, exasperated.
" I DO! " Vegeta eagerly raised his arm, " Mirai, son, you know those lovely padded asylum rooms we have on the 15th
floor, why don't you-- "
" --VEGETA IF YOU PUT HER IN AN ASYLUM ROOM WHEN SHE FINALLY SNAPS OUT OF IT SHE'S GOING TO THINK WE'RE ALL
CONSPIRING AGAINST HER!! " Bulma exclaimed.
" Ah, I love a good conspiracy. " Vegeta cracked his knuckles, " Especially when it's directed towards someone who's
not me! "
" URG! Mirai, just go put her in the coat-closet. " Bulma brushed him away, tired.
" You want me to put Chi-Chi where we keep our heavy jackets during the winter? " Mirai sweatdropped, " What if she
wakes up while she's in there. "
" Don't worry about it Mirai! If she does then we can all have a good laugh about it! " Vegeta happily patted Mirai
on the shoulder, " And if she doesn't, well, then we can just keep her in there until she DOES! And THEN we can all have a
good laugh about it! "
" You are really enjoying this aren't you. " Mirai said dryly.
" UH-HUHHHH! " Vegeta grinned in a near-Goku fashion.
" I do luv it when Veggies are ~*happy*~, Mirai! " Goku said gleefully.
" Fine, I'm putting her in the coat-closet. " Mirai announced as he did so. He closed the door on Chi-Chi's face,
then shrugged and went to sit on the couch with Bulma and Bunni.
" Today, is a happy day. " Vegeta said to himself, beaming with victory.
" Hey Veggie sit still so we can measure your tail for the little tuxedo. " Goku chirped as he wrapped a measuring
ruler around Vegeta's tail.
The ouji instantly slumped in his place, " Today, is a terrifying and probably tramatic day that will add to the
amount of emotional trama I've experianced throughout my life starting from when I set foot on this miserable planet. " he
said in a sad little voice.
" Aw come on Veggie! Cheer up! " Goku smiled, " Nango is going to look so handsome in his lil tux! AND you won't have
to wear a dress! "
Vegeta paritally brightened up, " You've got a point there... "
" That I do! " Goku said cheerfully, " Now just sit down and we'll have your tail fitted in NO TIME, little Veggie! "
" Mmmm, chocolate milkshakes are GOOD, Jitto-kun! " Gogeta chirped as he and his brother drank shakes in the kitchen.
The duo had recently learned how to operate the blender and were theroughly enjoying the 'fruits of their labor'.
" That they are! " Vejitto grinned and guzzled down some more of the chocolatey goodness.
" We should make them more often! "
" We would if we hadn't eaten up all the chocolate and milk in the kitchen just to make this batch. " Vejitto said,
slurping his drink, " Hm.....there's probably some more chocolate and milk somewhere. It's such a big building there must be
some in a giant food storage room. "
" Or on the floor in the hallway. " Gogeta said.
" On the--what? " Vejitto pulled a double-take, then noticed a carton of milk and box of chocolate milkshake mix,
" Oooh, how very convienent. "
" Very VERY convienent! " Gogeta added happily as he bounced off the chair and started making his way to the mix box.
" Hey! Goggie wait it could be a trap! " Vejitto exclaimed, rushing over to where his brother stood leaning over down
towards the two items.
" It doesn't look like a trap to me, Jitto. "
" ..oh. " Vejitto blinked, " Well then, let's go! " he reached down to grab the chocolate and Gogeta to grab the milk
when all of a sudden they both found themselves in a headlock. The two fusions yelped.
" Hello Toussan and Kakarroujo's babies Goggie-chan & Jitto-chan! " Bura said sweetly.
" CURSE MY BLIND KAKA-OPTIMISM! " Vejitto shook his fists.
" Now, " she smiled, " LISTEN UP! " Bura held on tighter, sending two more yelps out of the fusions throats, " You
two are gonna take me to Kakarroujo or you're both getting a full-body makeover courtesy of Bura Industries! " she threatened
them cheerfully.
" WE'LL NEVER TELL YOU! NEVER!! " Vejitto shouted.
Bura grinned slyly, " I have the big-baby diapers, with the little flowers on them. " she held one up infront of
Vejitto's face, " This one could have your name on it, little Jitto-chan! "
Vejitto twitched ouji-style.
" He's upstairs!! " Gogeta exclaimed. Bura quickly let go.
" Why thank you Goggie-chan! Here have a cookie! " she tossed a cookie at him. Gogeta happily caught it in his mouth
and chewed it all up, then swallowed with glee. Bura happily skipped off.
" GOGETA!! " Vejitto yelled as soon as Bura was out of hearing range, " WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR! "
Gogeta smirked, " I told her Kaasan is upstairs, I didn't say which floor. "
" ... " Vejitto blinked, staring at him blankly. He smiled, " Sometimes I really think I under-estimate your
brain-power, Goggie. "
Gogeta beamed, " Why thank you!...I think. " he sweatdropped.
" Heeheehee, oh Veggie, your tail looks so suavy! " Goku giggled.
" It's "suave" not "suavy", Kakarrotto....and does it really need to wear the tophat? I mean, it doesn't even have a
head. " Vegeta said as the group critiqued Nango's new outfit.
" The tip of the tail is it's head, Veggie. " Goku pointed to it, then adjusted the hat a bit, " There! Nice'n suave!
"
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Uh-huh. "
" You two should at least go get something nice on. Dende won't be here for another couple hours. " Bulma told them,
" Mr. Popo's driving him here by flying carpet! "
" Only two hours?! " Vegeta face-faulted.
" Hm. Shotgun wedding. " Goku blinked.
Vegeta sighed, " Fine. I guess I can always get my royal saiyajin armor on. " he nodded, then pointed to his tail,
" You're gonna have to take Nango's hat off for a bit while I go get dressed or else I'll end up accidentally knocking the
darn thing off when I change my pants. "
" Oh. Here we go! " Bulma happily took the hat off, " Don't worry little guy, you'll get it back soon! " she said to
the tail, then looked back up at Vegeta, " Say! I know this is all a bit rushed--I mean I'd like us to get this done without
rushing but before Chi-Chi wakes up--but, Vegetadoyouthinkyoucouldbakeusallaweddingcake? " she smiled cheesily.
" WAHHHH! " the ouji fell over, " WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT EARLIER! " he snagged Nango's hat back and put it back
on the tail's "head".
" Hey! At least I didn't ask you after you had gotten changed! " Bulma injected happily.
Vegeta grunted, " Fine. " he said, going up the stairs.
" But little Veggie, the kitchen is down here. " Goku called up to him, confused.
Vegeta rolled his eyes, " Yes, I know that Kakarrotto, but if I'm going to make as big a cake as I've seen on tv
before, I'm going to need to use the bakery. "
" We have a BAKERY? " a voice squealed from behind them. Goku looked to his left to see an excited Gogeta and Vejitto
" Goggie & Ji-chan! Hello! " Goku chirped.
" There is a bakery? Why didn't we know about the bakery? " Gogeta said eagerly.
Bulma sighed, " BECAUSE we just got it put in a couple months ago. It's on the 7th floor but Vegeta can always just
teleport the cake back to the kitchen or living room when he's done. "
" Mommy is making a CAKE? " Vejitto grinned just as eagerly as Gogeta.
" Yup! " Goku chirped, then looked up at where Vegeta was headed, " CHOCOLATE, RIGHT VEGGIE? "
" CHOCOLATE, KAKARROTTO. " Vegeta shouted back as he walked.
" CHO-CO-LATE. " all three saiyajins eyes widened as they said the word in a daze.
" You guys aren't related, are you? " Bulma said sarcastically, sweatdropping.
" Oh! " Vejitto suddenly remembered, " Toussan you have to hide! "
" Why? Chi-chan is unconsious. " Goku tilted his head, confused.
" NO! BURA IS AFTER YOU! " Vejitto waved his arms in the air.
" She threatened us with big-baby diapers. " Gogeta shuddered.
" Aww, do not worry Goggie & Ji-chan! I can beat Bura! " Goku said confidently.
" But she got us in a headlock! If she can get US in a headlock, who KNOWS what she'll do to you once she gets ahold
of you! " Vejitto explained.
" Listen, none of you need to worry. I'll take care of Bura. She is my daughter after all. " Bulma said.
" But she has Veggie-genes in her! Corrupted Veggie-genes that could be used against us all! " Gogeta exclaimed.
" Fine. Why don't you two go pick up the food we ordered. " Bulma took a slip of paper out of her pocket, " It's,
combination dinner/wedding-type food. " she handed the paper to them, " You two can both teleport, right? "
" YUP! "
" YUP! " they both announced at once.
" Great! Just go to the address on this card and pick up the food, then teleport back here, oh-kay? " she said.
" Yes Bulma-san! " Gogeta nodded and the duo teleported away.
" *whew*! " Bulma sighed, falling back onto the couch, " This is more trouble than it's worth! "
" Aw, no it's not Bulma! My tail and Veggiestail are both going to be so happy together! " Goku clasped his hands
together.
" OH! Goku as long as you have nothing to do how about you go get changed back into that tuxedo you were wearing
earlier. " Bulma asked him, " It'd be awkward to have you standing there in the eisle wearing your gi. "
" You got a point Bulma! " Goku grinned, " I cannot wait to go get it! I personally think I look so snazzy in it! "
he said happily, then teleported away as well.
Bulma let her head hit the couch tiredly.
" You alright Bulma? " Bunni asked her.
" I'm fine mom. I'm just going to take a nap... "
" Wow Bibishii! We look like such a couple of snappy dressers! " Goku chirped as he stood infront of the mirror back
in his black tux and Bibishii still in her gown. Bibishii was on the very of mental tears of joy, " I am so VERY happy for
you Bibishii-chan! You get to be Veggiestail's ~*oujo*~....that is such a wonderful title, I wish I could be Veggie's
~*oujo*~... " he mused.
" You can be "Veggie's oujo" EASILY, you know! All you gotta do is dress up all fancy! After all, he's already
impressed with how sweet you are and how strong you are that all you have to do now is wear something so beautiful especially
for him that'll take his breath way! " a voice said from behind him. Goku spun around to face the supposed adversary only to
see no one there. He blinked for a moment, confused, " DOWN HERE! "
" Hm? " Goku looked down, " Oh! Hi Bura! "
" Hi Kakarroujo! " the chibi grinned up at him, " I heard that your tail and Toussan's tail are getting *married*! "
" Hai! " Goku chirped, " Say hi to Bura, Bibishii! " he motioned his tail towards her.
Bibishii looked at the over-eager chibi warily, ::She's up to something, Goku-san!:: the tail warned him.
Goku laughed, " Aw, of course she isn't, Bibishii-chan! Bura's just happy for you, that's all! "
" I'm not what? And Kakarroujo why are you talking to your tail? " Bura said, confused.
" Oh! Our tails can communicate with us psychically, Bura! " Goku explained, " Bibishii here thinks your up to
something 'sneaky'. Heehee. " he giggled while Bibishii's fur stood on end.
::GOKU-SAN NO! Don't tell her! I sense a dangerous, evil aura around her!!:: Bibishii panicked.
Goku paused for a moment, concerned, " Really? "
Bibishii nodded vigoriously.
" Huh. " Goku blinked.
" You know Kakarroujo, I can make you something really beautiful to wear for you & Toussan's tails's wedding? " Bura
grinned excitedly, " IT'LL BE SO MUCH FUN! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GIVE YOU A MAKEOVER KAKARROUJO!! "
Goku cocked an eyebrow at the last comment, slightly spooked, " Ah...I, think I like my tux just fine. "
Bura pouted, " Oh come on! Just think how impressed Toussan will be! MAYBE he'll even make you his ~*oujo*~! "
The larger saiyajin went into a trance-like state, " ~*Little*Veggie's*~*oujo*~.... " he mused, his eyes big and
sparkily.
" PLEASE! You'll look so pretty! " Bura tugged on his pantleg tighter, " Andifyoudontlikeityoucanalwayschangebackto-
-thatyuckytuxedo! " she added as a side-note.
" Well, if I have the option of changing back....and I DO have 2 more hours to kill before Dende gets here and Veggie
finishes off that big yummy chocolate cake he's baking... " Goku teetered on a decision.
" Then you'll do it? " Bura clutched onto his leg with hope.
Goku looked down at the happiness on her face, " Oh-kay! " he chirped.
" HOORAY! " Bura lept into the air, " SUCCESS!!! " she hooted, then grabbed Goku by the wrist, " Come Kakarroujo! To
my room! " she pointed off in her room's general direction and dashed out of the room with Goku flailing behind her.
Bibishii twitched, ::I have a bad feeling about this...::
" *WHEW*! " Vegeta sat back onto the floor, tired. He looked up at the cake's progress. The gigantic pastry looked
like an architectural masterpiece, " An architectural masterpiece that still needs to be iced. " he groaned.
" WOW! You don't kid when you say you work fast you weren't kidding! " Bulma gasped from behind him.
" Here to smite me some more, 'o blue-hairred one? " Vegeta remarked sarcastically.
" Oh come on Vegeta! Give me some credit. Besides, you're way overdue for some payback for all the crazy stunts
you've been pulling lately. And Chi-Chi's obviously not witty enough to outwit you. "
" And you are? " Vegeta smirked.
" Yes, I think I am. " Bulma sat down next to him, " Oh man Vegeta you should've seen yourself PHYSICALLY SQUIRM when
I announced the tails should get married. HAHA! "
" Well if this is all a big prank then why don't you go tell Kakarrotto I'm calling it off! " Vegeta snapped at her.
" Are you kidding?! I'd break his heart! " she gasped, " Besides he "luvs" you. More so than probably any of your
other "subjects" you've had in the past. "
" Hai, Kakarrotto does have quite a large amount of kakaffection for me. " the ouji grinned proudly, " Of course
that doesn't mean the relationship's going to evolve into anything non-platonic. " Vegeta laughed.
" Of course not! " Bulma laughed along with him.
" ... " the two stared off into space.
" Bulma...what if it DOES evolve into something non-platonic. " Vegeta said in a faraway voice with his eyeballs
popping out of his head.
" Then I'm going to have to knock some sense back into you, that's what. " she replied, " I can't have you going off
to romantic places with GOKU! That's what you're supposed to do with ME! I'm your wife! "
" Well, techniquely only partially and only in saiyajin terms. " he rattled off.
Bulma stared at him incrediously, " You, weren't thinking of-- "
" --NONONONO NO!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! " Vegeta freaked out, his face bright red, " I have absolutely NO romantic
interest in Kakarrotto whatsoever! "
" I hope your right! "
" OFCOURSEIMRIGHT!! " Vegeta spat out.
" ..you better be. " she muttered.
" ... "
" ... "
" Well, I, have to get to icing the cake. It should be cooling off enough by now. " Vegeta changed the subject and
got up.
" Alright Vegeta. "
" ...you, wanna help? "
" Haha! No way! I stink at cooking! " she laughed nervously, " I mean, I'm not as bad as Goku but I nearly burn every
food I touch. "
" Hai, Kakarrotto's a horrible cook. That's one of the reasons Onna's probably kept herself in his favor so long,
because she can cook things that holding a chunk of meat over a fire just won't do. " Vegeta nodded, " I could beat her
though. "
" Huh? "
" I could beat Onna in a cooking contest, no problem. " he opened a huge tub of chocolate icing and pulled out an
icing brush.
" ...maybe I SHOULD just call off the wedding. I mean, I wouldn't want my prank to go too far, ::or backfire::. "
" No, it's alright. Keep it on. " Vegeta said.
" What?! " Bulma fell over.
" If Onna wakes up at just the right moment to see my tail and Kakarrotto's get hitched, she's very likely to snap
this time. " Vegeta rubbed his hands together menacingly, " And besides! Now that I know this is all a prank created by you
to get back at me, I feel much more confident about it. "
" That wasn't the point of me telling you. The point of me telling you was to get you riled up even more! " Bulma
exclaimed.
" Even geniuses make mistakes, Bulma. " the ouji grinned, slapping more icing on the cake. Bulma groaned.
" Fine. I won't call it off. But when you get up to that alter and you and Goku's tails are exchanging vows don't
look over at me and wail "Bulma Bulma! Tell them it's all a prank you made up to get back at me!" like Son-kun facing a 6ft
needle. " Bulma said, leaving the room.
" FINE! I shall stick it out! You know why? Because I'm the GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! THAT'S why! "
Vegeta shook his fist in the air only to splatter icing all over himself. The ouji twitched, " Rats. "
" Bura, maybe it's just me, but this chair feels a little strange. " Goku said as he uneasily sat down on one of her
chibi-sized stools in her room, " Can't I just sit on the floor? "
" No! You'll rock all over the place if you're on the floor, Kakarroujo. Besides, oujos shouldn't have to sit on
floors, they should have someplace nice to sit all the time! " Bura said happily, " After all, being Toussan's daughter that
makes me a demi-oujo! See? " she smiled at him, then turned back to the pile of stuff she was shifting her arms through,
" And as a fellow oujo I feel it's my job to help my favorite saiyajin oujo out! "
" ... " Goku ignored her, glancing around the room to random places, " What about your bed? Can I sit on your bed? "
Bura sweatdropped, " No Kakarroujo! You're too big you'll crush it! "
Goku sweatdropped, " I am not THAT big you know. " a blush of embarassment covered his cheeks.
" Ah! " Bura pulled out several curlers.
::IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP!!:: Bibishii cried out to Goku, wapping against his side in protest.
Goku looked at his tail in worry, " Bura maybe I should go-- "
" --nonsense! " she brushed it off, then walked up to him, " Alright Kakarroujo, now I want you to go ssj2½ for me,
oh-kay? "
" Why? " Goku cocked an eyebrow.
::Traaaap:: Bibishii said in a sing-song voice.
" Just go ahead! This'll be fun! " Bura patted him on the side.
Goku shrugged, " Alright. " he said, then powered up to ssj, then ssj2, & finally to the marker between ssj2 & 3;
ssj2½, leaving him with the long ssj3 hair in the back, but retaining ssj2's bangs, eyes, and eyebrows, " TA-DA! " he hopped
onto his feet, then looked around in confusion, " Bura? "
Goku powering up in such a crowded room had completely wreaked and swept the objects within it all over the place. It
looked like a tornado had just come through Bura's usually neat and tidy pink bedroom. Goku and Bibishii sweatdropped when
this fact finally hit them, " Heehee. Oops. " Goku grinned cheesily.
Bibishii tugged on his gi shirt; the tail's fur now also a golden yellow matching Goku's hair, ::Maybe we should go
now, before she finds her way out of the rubble::
" But, wouldn't that be in-yhu-maine? " Goku thought outloud.
" ARG!! " Bura shot her head out from beneath the mess.
" *GASP*! Bura has been de-captiated! " the large saiyajin gasped.
" KAKARROUJO WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME BEFORE POWERING UP! " she exclaimed as she got out of the pile of stuff, " Ohhh!
Now it's going to take FOREVER to find everything I need! " Bura grumbled.
" Sorry Bura. " Goku twiddled his fingers.
Bura turned around to snap at him only to gasp in surprise, " Oh my goodness......KAKARROUJO YOU LOOK SO PRETTY!! "
she squealed. Goku grinned son-style at her. Bura sweatdropped, then shook it off, " Oh WOW! I wish I had hair like this just
look at it all! " she bounded over to where he stood and started petting the long blonde hair, " It's GORGEOUS! "
Goku beamed proudly, " Thank you Bura! "
" It makes you look just like a princess in a fairytale, Kakarroujo! " Bura said in awe, then looked up at Goku,
" Kakarroujo...can I, brush it? "
Goku plopped himself down on the floor, " Aww, 'course you can Bura! "
Bura grabbed a nearby brush and dashed back over to him.
" See Bibishii! There's no trap! Bura's just being nice to me! " he said cheerfully to his tail.
::I dunno....:: Bibishii said uneasily, then froze to see Bura pull several lipsticks out of the rubble from behind
Goku where he couldn't see her. Bibishii twitched, ::I guess it's up to me to stop her then:: she said determindly, then
struck a defensive position and awaited Bura's return.
" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.... "
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.... " Gogeta and Vejitto said as they stood the the middle of the fancy resturant
staring in a daze at the immense amount of food in the room.
" We have died and gone to heaven. " Gogeta concluded dreamily.
" Yeahhhh... " Vejitto felt his mouth water as he stared at a platter of freshly baked cookies. He blinked and looked
down at the object in his hands, " Then why do we still have the ticket? "
" Umm, hello? Sirs? " a voice from faraway called out to them.
The two fusions turned to the customer-service desk three feet away from them.
" Ah, you've both been standing there staring at our food for half an hour now, are you, here to order something? "
she asked, slightly afraid of the way both saiyajins had been acting towards the food.
" Hm? OH! " Vejitto said suddenly and lightly bopped himself on the side of his head with a goofy look on his face,
" Sorry! Um, actually we're here to pick up some food for our Kaasan & Toussan's tails's wedding! "
" Here! " Gogeta took the ticket from his brother and put it on the table.
The girl read the name on the receipt and typed it into the directory. She clicked her mouse and gasped to see the
order, " HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOT OF FOOD!! "
" Heehee, we know. " Gogeta grinned.
" Ah, alright. I need one of you to sign this and point out your relationship to a "Mrs. Bulma Briefs.". " she pushed
the electronic signature machine to them. Both fusions blinked at each other.
" How ARE we related to Bulma, Vejitto? " Gogeta said, scratching his head in confusion.
" Well, uh.... " Vejitto thought to himself, equally confused, " I guess we're her stepkids. "
" Huh? " Gogeta cocked an eyebrow.
" We're Toussan and Kakarrotto's kids, and since Toussan is with Bulma but she's not offically the oujo, she's sort
of our semi-stepmother. Which makes us her stepchildren, right? " Vejitto concluded, slightly less baffled than before.
" ...works for me! " Gogeta shrugged cluelessly, then signed the document, which looked like a combination of Goku's
little-used handwriting and Vegeta's still-a-beginner-in-Earth-letters handwriting. Vejitto signed it in Vegeta's exquisitely
intellegent-looking saiyago lettering to avoid using his equally childish and messy english letters. He beamed at Gogeta, who
shot him a death-glare.
The girl took the paper, " Umm, sir? You need to write this in english. I can't read whatever language this is. " she
said, tilting the paper in a desperate hope of somehow discovering a readability in it.
" HEE! " Gogeta grinned brightly at Vejitto, who grumbled upon erasing the fancy saiyago letters and writing in his
sloppy form of english letters that seemingly matched his brother's in style, " Now you know why I didn't sign in saiyago! "
Gogeta chirped, " It's cuz nobody else can read it! "
Vejitto snorted, then sighed sadly and handed the paper back over to the girl.
" Much better. " she smiled at them, only slightly lifting Vejitto's spirits, " Thanks for shopping, 'Son Gogeta
Oujisama' and 'Son Vejitto Oujisama'! " she said happily, " You can pick up your order in the back. We keep the really huge
orders in storage. Mrs. Briefs name should be on all the packages. "
" Thanks. " Vejitto smiled weakly, then turned to head towards the room that read "Storage" on it, Gogeta not far
behind him.
" I hope it doesn't take us too long to find the food, Jitto. " Gogeta said, breaking the silence.
" Relax Goggie! It'll be a piece of cake! " Vejitto chirped, his kaka-genes putting him back in a cheerful mood.
" Mmmm, cake... " both of them mused.
" I can't WAIT to see the cake Toussan's making! " Gogeta pumped one fist the air.
" Hai! And knowing Mommy's "I-take-EVERYTHING-I-do-to-the-EXTREME" personality, it's gonna be the BIGGEST CAKE you've
ever SEEN! "
" And eatin! " Gogeta happily added.
Vejitto opened the door to the storage room only to yelp as an avalance of boxes fell ontop of him and Gogeta. They
poked their heads out and gawked to see every box had Bulma's name on it. Vejitto grinned, " Today is truely a happy day! "
Gogeta sniffed the box the smelled like the cookies he had just seen earlier, " A VERY VERY happy day!! "
" Mirai? "
" Yes Mom? "
" I'm starting to think this was a bad idea. " Bulma said as she rested her elbows on the table and her hands on her
cheeks, distraught.
" Of COURSE it's a bad idea! What were you THINKING! "Oh hello Goku and Vegeta. Hey, you know what? Since your tails
are so much in love why not have them get married" are you INSANE!! " he waved his arms in the air, " Yes, let's throw
another bottle of gasoline into the fire why don't we! " Mirai ranted.
" I've been berated by myself enough today Mirai, I really can't take anymore, especially from someone else. " Bulma
sighed tiredly.
Mirai calmed down, " Sorry Mom, it's just that, well what WERE you thinking!? "
" I was thinking about teaching Vegeta a lesson, that's all. It was a prank, I just wanted to get back at him for
being so Goku-obsessive lately. " she explained to him, " I wanted to show him what sort of thing could happen to him if he
let his crazy little obsession go to far! " Bulma smirked determindly, snickering. She instantly went back to depression
again, " But I didn't mean it to turn out like this! "
" Like what? " Mirai asked.
" I don't get it! I'm a genius! How could I have not seen that by getting so blinded by my own pride-- "
" --as Toussan has done many times before. " Mirai injected.
" That by going up to see Vegeta and boasting to him about my little prank that he would be relieved it only WAS a
prank and inturn use it to his own advantage against Chi-Chi and finally win over Goku! " Bulma groaned.
" Speaking of Chi-Chi, I really think we should take her out of the coat closet. Or at least wipe the marker off her
face. There's not much air to breathe in there. " Mirai said, concerned.
" I know. You know she was actually a pretty nice, normal person til they had Gohan. You know I think it's a
psychological sort of problem she has. "
" I wouldn't be surprised. " Mirai sweatdropped.
" Maybe we could get her to see a psychologist. " Bulma pondered.
" HA! Wouldn't that just further reinforce the fact that she thinks that we think she's nuts? And if she ends up
seeing those tails's marriage she's definately going to need one. " Mirai said, then groaned on his last sentence.
" I think it has to do with the fact that she lost her own mother when she was young. Goku told me about it a while
ago after they came back from visiting the Ox King. Apparently the Ox King has a huge painting of himself, Chi-Chi's mom, and
Chi-Chi as a toddler on one of the walls in the main room. Psychologically speaking, if she was so close to her mom and lost
her when she was young enough to have sustained enough memories, she tried to fill her own void via Gohan by trying to
constantly be with him and involved in what he's doing. But she came off way too overbearing due probably to a fear that she
would lose him or he would lose her. Same thing with how she tries to keep control of Goku. "
" Well nobody wants to lose a family member. " Mirai pointed out.
" Yeah but she probably has some deep-seeded memory that she might not even directly know about or remember that
causes her to act this way. " Bulma finished, " It's a good thing I'm not one to probe into other people's brains. "
" --says the woman who cloned Vegeta just for the heck of it. " Mirai sweatdropped.
" Oh come on! " Bulma twitched, " That was something completely different all together! "
" ... "
" ... "
" Maybe we can convince the tails to call it off. " Mirai said, changing the subject.
" True, but how do we do that? " Bulma said, interested.
" ....I have no idea. " Mirai admited, hanging his head.
Bulma sweatdropped, then got up, " Well we HAVE to do something! What if this 'tails getting married' thing really
DOES cause Vegeta to want to, to, start liking Goku in a non-platonic way! " she sputtered.
Mirai's eyes bulged out of his head for a moment. He quickly recollected himself and grinned at her, " NOW who's got
the deep-seeded psychological problem! "
" OOH! " Bulma folded her arms and sat back frustratingly.
" Relax mom! Vegeta won't start liking Son-san that way! " he laughed, then turned a pale and disgusted green,
" ...right? "
" Right. " Bulma said in a slightly jittery voice, " But, but maybe I better go talk to him---not about THAT, but,
about, you know, stuff. "
" Alright mom. " Mirai watched her with concern as she got up and confidently made her way to the stairs, " I wish
there was something I could do for her. "
" TA-DA! " Mirai froze as bundles of boxes suddenly fell from the sky and covered him in a mountain of boxed foods.
Mirai pushed several boxes way and glanced up only to see Gogeta and Vejitto grinning at him from above.
" Hi there! " Vejitto waved while Gogeta ate from the now-opened box of cookies, " Care to help us unpack? "
" Oh Kakarroujo, you look so beautiful that Toussan will make you his oujo on the SPOT! " Bura gazed in awe at her
finished work.
Goku shifted uneasily, " A--are you sure? "
" Of course I'm sure! Toussan'll walk over to you and say "who's this drop-dead gorgeous peasant who I'd love to be
my oujo forever 'n ever!". " she said excitedly.
" But Bura, I'm not sure I feel right dressed like this. I mean, my tuxedo was a lot simpler-- "
" --but oujos don't WEAR tuxedos! And besides! Just look at yourself in the mirror! You're beautiful! " she turned
Goku towards her full-length mirror. The saiyajin's cheeks turned bright pink.
Bura had completely tamed the saiyajins ssj2½ hair with the large amount of brushing she had done and was now very
proud of. A few waves and spikes remained but it was otherwise looking blended together. Goku's bangs, it seems, were
unbrushable and only caught the brush everytime Bura tried to run it through them; so she had eventually given up.
On the large saiyajin's head was a sparkily light pink "oujo" crown. Goku now wore white gloves similar to the ouji's
only a bit smaller; one of the few things the ouji had beaten Goku in was a slightly larger hand size; to fit him properly
and much longer, the gloves reached past his elbows and almost enveloped his shoulders as well. On his feet he wore two
light gray slippers--Bura hadn't been able to find any other shoes that were big enough to fit him and also looked oujoly.
What Goku was wearing on his body was what put him at the most unease. It looked like a cross between a dress meant for a
fairytale princess and a wedding gown. It went down just below the saiyajins shoulders and had two poofy very light pink
circular shoulder poofs. There was a bright magenta choker around Goku's neck. The top of dress matched the gloves. Around
the waist was a medium pink sash and below that was bright pink poofy dress that reached to the floor which looked like
something out of Cinderella. Bura had also managed to, against Goku's will and not without a struggle, manage to get some
makeup on the large saiyajin. Mascara and pink eyeshadow. Goku had ki-fried her lipsticks before she got a chance to get some
on him.
" I just KNEW there was an oujo under all that peasantness! " Bura squealed, hugging him.
" Bura, you DO know it's my TAIL that's getting married, not me, right? " Goku said nervously.
" Of course I do! "
" It's too fancy! I don't wanna look like I'm upstaging Bibishii at her own wedding! And I don't even look like ME! "
Goku whined, then shuddered at his appearance, " I may have to go to the bathroom just to re-verify my GENDER! "
" Oh Kakarroujo no! You'll mess up your pretty dress!! " Bura panicked.
" Then I'll just power down. "
" NO!! " Bura screamed, even more panicky.
Goku turned to her, " Why? "
" WHY?! BECAUSE LOOK HOW HARD I WORKED BRUSHING YOUR HAIR OUT SO IT LOOKS JUST RIGHT! I'D HAVE TO BRUSH IT ALL OVER
AGAIN IF YOU TRANSFORMED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEN BACK TO SSJ2½!! "
" BUT I DON'T LIKE HOW I LOOK I DON'T LOOK LIKE ME AND I CERTAINLY DO NOT LOOK LIKE VEGGIE'S OUJO!!! " Goku exclaimed
back, sputtering, " Back when I met future me who in the future is future Veggie's oujo...he wasn't dressed like this. Future
me's crown was silver, and he had on slippers and what I think looked like a bathrobe but it was probably the saiyajin oujo
official outfit AND IT DEFINATELY WASN'T ALL POOFY AND PINK!! " he waved his arms in the air rapidly. Goku took a deep breath
and sighed, " Oh-kay, I think the long sleeves were a light pink, and it had some pink around the collar, BUT THAT WAS IT!
AND HE WASN'T IN SSJ2½ WHEN I MET HIM EITHER!! "
" Kakarroujo, calm down. " Bura laughed nervously, trying to keep him quiet.
" NO! I AM NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN AND I AM GOING TO POWER DOWN TO NORMAL RIGHT N-- "
" --Kaasan! " Bura said cheerfully, causing Goku to pause in sudden confusion. He turned to the door where Bura was
looking to see a baffled Bulma in the doorway.
" Bura, who's your friend? " Bulma cocked an eyebrow.
" You see-- " Bura started.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! " Goku wailed,
running out of the room, " EVEN BULMA DOESN'T RECOGNIZE ME!!! "
Bulma pulled a doubletake at the voice, " G--Goku?! " she then turned to Bura, annoyed. The chibi grinned cheesily.
" We were just playing, really! "
" Ah, and what a wonderful cake it is. " Vegeta said proudly as he stood before the gigantic chocolate cake, " Quite
an awesome feet, wouldn't you say? " he smirked to himself.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! " a sudden burst of tears came from behind him as two
arms wrapped around the ouji from behind and hugged him, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAH
HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "
Vegeta blinked in sudden confusion, then looked up to see the person hugging him with tears running down their cheeks
. The ouji looked at the strange girl for a moment, then noticed the eyes and bangs and let out a strangled yelp of terror.
he quickly pushed himself out of the hug and fell foward, then started backing up away from the figure, " K--Ka--Ka--Kaka---"
" EhhhhhhhhhhhWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! " Goku whimpered, then started bawling again.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Kakarrotto? "
" Veggie? " he stopped crying suddenly.
" Bura. " Vegeta said flatly.
Goku nodded fiercely, ready to grab Vegeta, hug him tightly and start wailing all over again.
" Kakarrotto you can stop crying now. " Vegeta sweatdropped, holding his hands up.
" ...Veggie? " Goku squeaked out, " Do I look like a girl? " tears fell down his cheeks.
" Hai. " he nodded uneasily.
" Do, do I look like an oujo? "
" Hai. "
" Do I look like a SAIYAJIN oujo? "
" No. "
" ... " Goku nodded, " So I was right. And Bura was wrong. " he rubbed his nose, then perked up and grinned at
Vegeta, " Am I a pretty girl? "
" WAHH! " Vegeta fell over, " WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME A QUESTION LIKE THAT!!! " he screamed, his face bright red.
" Heeheehee, Veggie a-grees cuz his face is glowing red! " Goku happily pointed to his own cheeks.
" You can power down anytime you like you know, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said dryly. Goku eagerly did so, " How did she
get your hair brushed out ANYWAY! It's impossible to brush out saiyajin hair! "
" I am not sure. " Goku tilted his head, happy to have it black and short again. He looked upward and gasped, " WOW
VEGGIE! IS THAT THE CAKE?! "
" Why yes Kakarrotto, it is. " Vegeta said boastfully, " You like it? "
" VEGGIE I LUV IT!! " Goku gushed as he stared with his eyes locked on the giant pastry, " IT'S SO BIG AND CHOCOLATE
AND...CHOCOLATE!!! "
" Exactly. " Vegeta smirked, " Care for some leftover icing before I teleport the whole thing down? " he held up a
near-empty bucket of chocolate icing.
" WOULD I! " Goku beamed, then nearly dunked his entire head in the bucket and started licking up every ounce of
icing inside it. Vegeta's eyes bulged out of his head in shock as he watched the scene, or, watched what he could being Goku
was unvisible w/his head inside the bucket, and twitched.
" Uh, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta spoke up.
" Hm? " the voice came from inside the bucket.
" Maybe I should hand you the bucket first. I mean, it's becoming quite uncomfortable for me holding it while you eat
its insides. "
" Oh that's oh-kay little Veggie! I'm done! " Goku chirped, pulling his now icing-splattered face out of the bucket.
He grinned at Vegeta, who was now a pale green at the mess on the larger saiyajin's face and the large tongue still hanging
out of Goku's mouth, " Come 'ere Veggie! " Goku grabbed and hugged the ouji, " Thank you for making me feel lots better by
giving me yummy chocolate to eat little Veggie who is such a cooking and baking whiz! " he said warmly as he shook Vegeta
left and right in the hug, then gently plopped him on the floor, the ouji still glowing bright red and in a daze, " There!
Now Veggie go take his AMAZING chocolate cake down to the kitchen like he said he was gonna while I get back into my tux and
out of this creepy non-saiyajin-oujo dress. K! " Goku tilted his head happily, then teleported out of the room.
" Ah! Vegeta! " Bulma poked her now even more frantic head into the room, " Can I, ah, talk to you for a second. "
The glowing little ouji just sat there, even his tail fur puffed out bright red on end, " OHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh. "
" ... " Bulma cocked an eyebrow, then slowly left the doorway, " Oh-kay then, right. I'll come back in 5 minutes or
so. "
" Hee~! Now I feel like ME again! " Goku grinned at himself in the mirror, " Well, as much of me as I can feel like
while wearing a tux. " he said, then looked at himself again, then let out a few giggles. Goku struck several "secret agent"
poses while spy-like music suddenly appeared in the backround, " YAH YAH YAH YAH!! " he proceeded to sneak out of the room,
then hopped on the staircase railing and slid down it like a skateboarder. Goku jumped to the ground and struck another
pose, " WHOOOOO!! "
" Ah, Son-san, what are you doing? " a voice came from behind him.
Goku looked over his shoulder, the rest of his body still in the spy position, " Hello Mirai! I am playing 'secret
agent' since my tux-ee-do makes me look so much like one! " he beamed.
" Son-san, ANYBODY could wear a tuxedo and look like a spy, not just you! " he groaned.
Goku pouted, " Aww..... "
" Can we play too? " another voice said eagerly.
Goku looked up to see Vejitto and Gogeta suddenly wearing 'spy tuxedos' as well. Both grinning Son-style, " YEAH! "
he glomped them both, " We will all be spies together! "
" HOORAY! " Gogeta cheered.
" WAHH! " Mirai fell over, " BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE FOOD YOU GUYS BROUGHT BACK THAT WE STILL HAVE TO UNLOAD!! "
" What food that's left to unload. " Vejitto blinked.
" You know, all those boxes that are behi-- " Mirai turned around and nearly jumped out of his skin to see all the
food suddenly unloaded and placed in their proper spot while all the boxes were towered ridiculously ontop of each other in
the trashcan. Mirai let the confusion and then eerieness settle on him, " --how do you guys do that, REALLY. "
" HEE~! " Gogeta beamed.
" A true magi-cian NEVER reveals his techniques! " Vejitto said proudly.
" YOU'RE NOT A MAGICIAN!? YOU'RE BOTH SAIYAJINS! JUST LIKE ME! " Mirai exclaimed, getting even more confused.
" Ah, but we are the only ones who hold the large amount of kaka-genes necessary to perform such acts of magicry. "
the older fusion smirked.
" Uh-huh. " Mirai said skeptically.
" Come on kids! Let's go see Veggie and his gigantic chocolate cake and guard it like good lil secret agents! " Goku
said happily as they turned to go upstairs; Gogeta and Vejitto each performing similar spy moves the way Goku had done coming
down the stairs.
" Magical powers or not. I don't relish their gene-pool, not one bit. " Mirai shook his head, sighing.
" *DING*DONG*! "
" Hm? " Mirai went to answer the door only to see no one there. The demi-saiyajin cocked an eyebrow.
" Hi there! " a voice came from above him. Mirai looked up to see Dende, Mr. Popo, and Piccolo sitting on Mr. Popo's
flying carpet.
" Dende, Mr. Popo---Piccolo what are you doing here? " Mirai face-faulted as the taller namekian followed Dende and
Popo into the house.
" I've come to watch Vegeta's brain explode from the situation he's about to be in in just under an hour. " Piccolo
snickered as he sat down on the couch.
" So...their 'tails' are getting married? " Dende looked up at Mirai, confused.
Mirai sighed, " Just sit back guys, I'm sure kaasan'll tell you ALL about it once she gets back from checking on
Toussan. "
" Vegeta? Vegeta? Hello, Vegeta! " Bulma called out as she waved her hand infront of the ouji's still glowing red
face.
" We're sorry, the number you have dialed has been disconnected. Please try again or dial your operator. " a voice
recording came out of the ouji's body. Bulma scratched her head in confusion as she tried to figure out where it had come
from. She sighed tiredly and just opted to snap him out of it the old fashioned way; slapping him sharply across the face.
" WAH!? WHOWHA?! " Vegeta suddenly shot to attention and looked around in all directions, " Kakay-chan? " he blinked.
" Noooooooo, Bulma! " she smiled at him, " You oh-kay? I didn't mean to hit you THAT hard, but there was no other way
to bring you out of, wherever you zone out to when you turn all red like that. " Bulma explained to the ouji, who's
glowingness was rapidly fading.
" Oh.... " Vegeta got up, " KAKARROTTO! " he exclaimed suddenly.
Bulma sweatdropped.
" Kakarrotto, he came in here all distraught and terrified because Bura gave him this horrocious makeover and it
frightened him because he looked like a girl and then he powered down and I made him feel better by letting him lick all
the icing out of the icing container and he hugged me and--then everything got all fuzzy and the music started to play in my
head again and it all went blank and--how long was I out for?! "
" What music? " Bulma cocked an eyebrow.
" You know, the mushy music that always plays in my head when Kakarrotto hugs me for too long. " Vegeta pointed to
his noggin.
" MUSIC plays in your head? " Bulma grabbed the sides of Vegeta's head and peered into his ear, " How long as THIS
been happening?! "
" ...I'm not sure. " Vegeta said truefully and at a loss to explain.
" I want to hear the pretty Veggiemusic. " anothe pair of hands grabbed Vegeta's head from behind. The ouji twitched
in annoyment.
" Kakarrotto, we meet again. " the ouji said dryly.
" That we do, little Veggie! " Goku smiled brightly, " So what's the Veggiemusic that plays in your head sound like
little Veggie? Is it fast or slow or-- "
" --IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS NOW LET GO OF MY HEAD!! " Vegeta snapped, his face bright red again. Goku quickly let
go. Bulma shrugged and did so also.
" ...lil Vedge'ums? " Goku squeaked out curiously.
" HAI....KAKARROTTO... " Vegeta gritted through his teeth.
Goku beamed, " Can you hear it now? "
" NO!!! "
" Aww... " Goku pouted again, " ....are you gonna take the cake down to the kitchen now? "
" I was thinking more along the lines of the living room, seeing how it has a taller ceiling than the kitchen. "
Vegeta stated, " I'd hate to have something I worked so hard on ruined just because it was too tall to fit in a particular
room. "
" Veggie makes a good point! " Goku nodded, smiling happily, " Come Ji-chan and Goggie! We shall accompany Veggie on
his teleport to the living room! "
Gogeta and Vejitto lept out from behind the massive cake and struck more spy poses.
" Yes, Fearless Leader! " Gogeta saluted his 'Kaasan', who saluted back.
Vegeta looked up skeptically at the saluting Goku, " You dragged them into this too? "
" Course little Veggie! Goggie and Ji-chan wanted to play. I couldn't just leave them out. " Goku grinned.
" We're playing spies! " Vejitto said, pointing to the tux he was wearing.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Spies....right. " he turned back to Goku, " Speaking of formal-wear, I have to go get my
royal saiyajin armor on as soon as we get the cake to the living room. "
" OH! " Bulma said suddenly, " Vejitto, Gogeta! If you're back then you got the packages! "
" HAI! " Vejitto nodded.
Gogeta grinned, " The cookies were GREAT! "
Vegeta froze and suddenly looked very disappointed, " You ordered food when you knew I could easily cook it all
myself? " he said in a sad little voice.
" Oh Veh-gee... " Goku gave the smaller saiyajin a warm hug.
" Well I would've asked you Vegeta but it was too big of a load to drop on you. You got the cake done in just enough
time and if I had asked you and you were rushed down to the last second you'd be a bundle of nerves by the time we got your
tail and Goku's to the 'alter'. " Bulma explained, trying to comfort him.
" Yeah Veggie, we really a-ppreciate your yummy cooking skills! I bet nobody else could make such a delicious cake! "
Goku hugged tighter.
" *sniffle* You have a point.... "
" Of course I do. " Goku patted the little ouji on the back, " Now we're gonna be a brave little Veggie and go bring
this yummy cake downstairs now, alright? "
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta nodded.
" Good. " Goku smiled.
" ..and, Kakarrotto? "
" Yes little Veggie? "
" STOP BABYING ME!! " Vegeta shouted, then embarassingly stomped off and teleported himself and his cake out of the
room.
" Isn't lil Veggie sweet! " the larger saiyajin clasped his hands together.
Bulma tried to keep from laughing, " Haha, yeah. Hey Son-kun, I'm going to go help 'sweetie' downstairs with his cake
so it doesn't fall over.
" Oh-kay Bulma! " Goku grinned, giving her a thumbs-up. He turned to the fusions, " You know we should get going too,
"fellow secret-agents"! "
" A-hoy! " Gogeta saluted him again, then bowed. Vejitto sweatdropped.
" That isn't the way secret agents take orders. "
" How would YOU know. You've never been a secret agent. " Gogeta smirked.
" Neither have you. " Vejitto pointed out.
Gogeta sweatdropped, " Ah, that's right huh? Hahahaha! " he laughed nervously, rubbing the back of his head, " Come
on Jitto! This way! " he left and followed Goku out the door. Vejitto shrugged and did so as well.
" DA DA DA DAH! DA DA DA DAH! "
" Play a little bit LOUDER, Popo. I wanna make sure he can hear it. " Piccolo snickered as he leaned against the
piano Mr. Popo was playing while Vegeta twitched in a nervous panic across the room. The ouji was keeping his back to the
rest of the group as he faced the wall in order to save face.
" Shuddup. " Vegeta gritted through his teeth as he folded his arms. Nango on the other hand was happily swaying to
the music.
" Heh, I think your tail likes the song, Vegeta. " Piccolo smirked.
" Shuddup! " the ouji said a little louder.
" You know, the spy outfit is nice, but I still wish I could've had a real oujo outfit like Veggie has his real ouji
outfit. " Goku sighed sadly.
" Well you didn't HAVE to change back. " Bura complained, still annoyed with him returning to the tuxedo.
" That wasn't an oujo outfit though! " Goku pouted, then shivered, " It was creepy! And I don't think I could've
stayed in SSJ½ THAT long. It'd have tired me out. "
Bura rolled her eyes and sighed, then paused to hear what sounded like a skydiver coming closer and closer to the
roof of the building. A hole crashed through the ceiling as a heavy boxed package landed at Goku's feet, nearly missing
beaning him on the head by only a foot. The group looked up at the now-large hole that was shattered through all floors and
went clear through the roof of Capsule Corp just intime to see a very familar and very large spaceship shoot back off into
the distance.
The wheels in Goku's brain started to move a little faster and the saiyajin let out a squeal of glee, " AHHHHH! " he
lundged at the package and paused when he noticed a little note written in a much neater version of Vegeta's current
handwriting skills, " To my sweet little Kakay, "
Vegeta instantly paled and his shoulders sunk.
" On such a special day, such a special peasant deserves to wear such a special outfit. 'Luv', "Future Veggie". "
Goku read, then squealed again, " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ITSFROMFUTUREVEGGIE!!! " he bounced around excitedly, " AND HE
LUVS ME!!! "
Vegeta twitched in shock, " Even my future self's against me. " he whimpered.
Goku, meanwhile, was ripping away at the wrapping paper and the box while trying not to damage whatever was inside.
He finally opened the box and his eyes enlarged to engulf nearly his entire head, " AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! " another
squeal came out of the large saiyajin's lungs as he held something up and quickly squeezed it tightly against his body, " AH-
HA, AH-HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEEEEE~! " he fell back and started laughing madly.
Vegeta looked completely terrified.
Bulma cautiously approached Goku, " Umm, Son-kun? Are you alright? "
" MMM? " Goku looked over at her with a huge smile on his face, then bounced to his feet, " LOOKIEHERE!! " he held up
an outfit completely identical to the one his future self wore, " FUTUREVEGGIEFELTBADFORMEANDSINCEHELUVSMESOMUCHHESENTMEAN-
-OUJOOUTFITJUSTLIKEMYFUTURESELFWEARS!! " he bounced up and down excitedly, " I AM SO HAPPY!! " he grinned, then zipped behind
a corner and then back out into the room, now wearing the saiyajin oujo costume. Goku happily poked the golden-colored royal
seal of Bejito-sei that was on the upper left-hand chest of the outfit, " IT IS SO COMFY I AM GOING TO WEAR IT AND NEVER EVER
EVER TAKE IT OFF! " the saiyajin squealed as he bounced around the room.
A large doom cloud hung over Vegeta's head as all the ouji could do was twitch in absolute horror while the rest of
his body senses remained completely numb.
" Oh dear. " Bulma glanced over at Vegeta and sweatdropped, " Uh, hey Vegeta-kun, we'll make sure Goku takes off that
, uh, saiyajin oujo robe sooner or later. Don't worry about it. " she patted him on the shoulder only to sweatdrop at how
cold it was. Vegeta teetered backward from the unintentional push and promptly fainted.
" Today, is a very good day. " Piccolo said, then whipped out a small video-camera.
" You're going to tape all this?! " Dende sweatdropped.
" You got it. " the taller namek said between snickers.
" Haha. " Dende laughed lightly, " I suppose it is kind of funny, BUT THAT'S NO REASON TO CAUSE THEM ANYMORE
SUFFERING!! " he waved his arms in the air.
" Uh-huh. " Piccolo said, now ignoring him as he taped the scene.
Dende snorted and sat back on the couch.
" WHEEEEE~~! " Goku happily glided across the room, " THIS IS FUN!!!! "
" Vegeta? "
" Vegeta! "
" VEGETA WAKE UP!! " a voice called from the darkness.
" Uhhhhh....wha? " Vegeta raised his hand to his head, rubbing the side of it. He looked up to see a very worried
Bulma, " Oh, Bulma it's you. Thank God! " he smiled weakily, " I had this horrible dream. My tail fell in love with
Kakarrotto's tail and they were going to get married and me and Kakarrotto's future selves from before air-mail-dropped-off
an oujo costume for Kakarrotto and it was HORRIBLE! "
" ... " Bulma nervously bit her lip.
Vegeta paled, " Oh God no. "
She nodded her head slowly.
" HI VEGGIE! " Goku exclaimed, popping into view wearing the oujo outfit.
" AHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! " Vegeta's body went into spasms and he fainted again.
" GOKU! " Bulma snapped at him, then slapped Vegeta across the face.
The ouji sat up again, " Wha...? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *thump*! " he noticed Goku again, screamed,
and fainted a third time.
" ...oh this is just getting stupid now. " Bulma complained, " VEGETA JUST WAKE UP AND FACE THE MUSIC! "
" Hit it Popo! " Piccolo pointed to the genie who started playing the wedding march extra-loudly again.
Vegeta sat up and began screaming again while Bulma continued to try and slap it out of him.
" WILL, YOU, STOP, ALL, THAT, POINTLESS, SCREAMING!!!! "
" Hm? " Vegeta finally quieted down, though shuddering uneasily, " ...I'm going to DIE, aren't I? "
" You're not going to DIE, your tail is just going to get married now get up before you ruin the whole day for him! "
Bulma stomped her foot. Vegeta shakily stood up.
" Oh Veggie I am so happy we are going to have so much fun together and it will be GREAT! " Goku eagerly babbled on
as he pranced around in the royal saiyajin oujo outfit.
Vegeta whimpered as he walked to the spot Goku stood at, " Fun....right... "
Goku happily wrapped an arm around the ouji's shoulder. Vegeta's body started twitching again. Bulma sweatdropped and
walked over to Goku and tapped him on the free shoulder, then pointed to Vegeta. Goku looked over at the twitching,
frightened saiyajin he had his arm around. Goku put his other fist over his mouth and let go of Vegeta. The ouji stared at
him in complete paranoia and backed up several feet away from the larger saiyajin.
" Umm, Vegeta you can't stand that far away or it won't work. " Dende sweatdropped as he got ready to make his
speech.
" I'm not far away. " Vegeta said from the other side of the room.
" WHAT? " Dende called out.
" I SAID, "I'M NOT FAR AWAY!". "
Dende groaned, " YOU ARE TOO!! "
" Well, GOOD! "
The young namek rolled his eyes, " Bulma if he doesn't want to do this I can just leav-- "
" --Dende don't be ridiculous! " a voice said from beside him. He turned around to see a grinning Bura, " Toussan's
just a lil shy that's all! He loves Kakarroujo with all his heart and soul ya know! "
" HAHA, HAHAHAHAHA!! " Piccolo laughed loudly while leaning against the side of the piano for support.
Vegeta shivered and pulled his cape over his head to avoid seeing anymore shame.
" Heehee. " Goku giggled in amusement as he tip-toed over to Vegeta, then lightly put his hand on the cape and
teleported them both back infront of Dende. Goku flipped Vegeta's cape back off from over his head and held onto the ouji's
hand tightly, smiling sweetly at him, " Veggie do not worry! I will keep u safe cuz I luv u very much! "
" Ah--ah-ah.... " the little ouji tried to form words.
" We are gathered here today, to join the two tails of these two saiyajin together in holy matrimony. " Dende said,
feeling a bit silly as he watched the two tails infront of him side by side wearing their little wedding outfits, " Ah, guys?
What're their names? I mean, do they have names? " he sweatdropped.
" This is Nango, " Goku cheerfully pointed to Vegeta's tail, then to his own, " And this is Bibishii! "
" Nango and Bibishii...right.. " Dende sweatdropped again, " Man I'm glad nameks don't have genders. " he muttered to
himself, " Now, er, Nango. " he said to Vegeta's tail, " Do you take, Bibishii, to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and
to hold, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, til death do you part? "
Nango nodded eagerly.
" I think that was a yes. " Dende scratched his head.
Goku turned to Vegeta, " Hey little Veggie was that a yes. "
Vegeta had his head tilted at an odd angle while he continueously twitched every 3 seconds as his heart started to
pump faster and faster, " ... "
" Umm, I think it's a yes. " Goku said to Dende.
" And do you, Bibishii, take Nango to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, for richer or poorer, in
sickness and in health, til death do you part? "
::YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!:: Bibishii squealed excitedly.
Goku blinked, hearing her, " She said yes yes yes! " he chirped.
" Rings? " Dende looked up to see Vejitto and Gogeta holding the boxes. Dende took out the two golden, tail-sized
rings and plunked one on either tail, " With the power invested in me as the kami of this planet, I now pronounce you, ah,
husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride. "
Nango and Bibishii stared at each other, lingering for a while, then lundged clear at each other and completely
wrapped around one other. The two saiyajins let out a sudden yelp as their faces suddenly burst into their respective bright
red and pink. The rest of the group stared at them both; Bura wiping tears of joy from her eyes, Piccolo snickering, Mr. Popo
busy happily playing his piano, Vejitto and Gogeta confused, Mirai looking quite disgusted, and Bulma looking slightly
nervous and uneasy at how things were playing out.
Vegeta slowly turned to Goku and suddenly hugged onto him tightly, his head turned way from the larger saiyajin while
Goku stared up at the ceiling, " Ka, ka, ka, ka, k--kaka--- "
" HaiVeggie? "
" Kakarrotto. "
Bulma gulped, her brain daring her to either cover her eyes or make some sort of distraction.
The ouji held tighter, " Kakarrotto, I---- "
" YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHRG!! " a war cry screamed as the coat closet suddenly exploded and both saiyajins suddenly felt a
fist deck the side of their faces, knocking them away from each other and to the ground. Their tails now apart, the glow
faded from their faces as they lay on the floor with blank expressions, " HUWAHHHH!! " Chi-Chi struck a fighting pose,
complete disoriented as to where she was.
" Chi-chan! You are a-live! " Goku chirped as he lept to his feet like nothing had happened. Vegeta was still on the
floor staring up the ceiling.
" Wh--wha happened? "
" Heehee, heeheehee. " Goku giggled at the marker that was still on her face from before, " You look so silly! "
Chi-Chi reached her hand to her face and pulled it away to gasp at the marker spots on her hand. She rushed to a
mirror and gawked, " OUJIIIIIIIIII!!!! " she screamed back in Vegeta's direction, but the little ouji still didn't hear her.
Infact everything had suddenly blurred around him. Chi-Chi froze as everything instantly came back to her, " AHH! YOU! THE
OUJI! THE TAILS! THE WEDDING! "
" Too late! You missed it! " Goku said happily.
Chi-Chi blinked, " What? " she said flatly with a look of shock on her face.
" Oh 'Onna' you should've SEEN it! Kakarroujo looked so pretty in his oujo outfit and Toussan looked so handsome and
the tails were just plain kawaii! " Bura said as if she was in the middle of gossiping.
It was then that Chi-Chi got her first good look at what Goku was now wearing, " AHHH! " she shrieked, pointing to
him, " WHERE DID YOU GET-- "
" Future Veggie and future me from 100 years in the future dropped it off by air-mail! " Goku beamed, hugging his
outfit, " I luv my oujo clothes SOOOOO MUCH Chi-chan!! " the saiyajin squealed.
" O--OUJO?! " Chi-Chi nearly choked out, " You mean that evil twisted future Ouji--a--and that future you who he
corrupted with his evil Oujiness--they were HERE?! "
" Well, not really. " Goku scratched the back of his head, " They dropped the box through the ceiling and they were
high enough to give the box the right velocity to make it through all the floors to the living room! " Goku said smartly.
Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow at him, " ....uh-huh. " she said warily. Chi-Chi then walked over to Vegeta and looked down
at him, " So they're MARRIED now, huh? "
Vegeta nodded his head slightly.
" I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HOW COULD ALL YOU PEOPLE JUST STAND BY AND LET GOKU AND THE OUJI'S TAILS GET MARRIED!! " she
ranted.
" Bee-cause they luv each other Chi-chan. " Goku said in a tiny voice. Chi-Chi sent him a death-glare.
" BUT THEY'RE ATTACHED TO YOU!!! "
" I, don't mind. " he twiddled his fingers with a slight blush on his cheeks, " And--and Bibishii says that she and
Nango HAVE noticed Veggie's a little uncomfortable with it that, that they promise to be quieter on their relationship until
Veggie feels better about it. "
" Like THAT'll ever happen. " Mirai rolled his eyes.
" And what about YOU, GOKU? How do YOU feel about this, this turn of events! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, " ONE OF YOUR
APPENDAGES IS NOW MARRIED TO ONE OF THE OUJI'S APPENDAGES!!! "
The large saiyajin turned away, " I, I don't mind. I mean, as long as Bibishii and Nango are happy together...and
they love each other so much. It--it's not my decision to choose who should love who, ya know? "
" Aww, that's very mature of you Goku. " Chi-Chi said, touched, then grabbed him by the shoulders and started shaking
him, " NOW WHY DID YOU CHOOSE NOW TO START ACTING MATURE!! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK! " she demanded.
" I, I dunno. "
" YOU DON'T KNOW! MY GOD, GOKU! YOUR TAIL JUST GOT MARRIED TO THE OUJI'S AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE AN OPINION ON IT!! "
she shouted, then narrowed her eyes at him dangerously, " Or DO you have an opinion on it and are afraid to tell me, huh? "
" NoChichan. " Goku said quickly. Chi-Chi sighed, relieved, " But I am, happy for them. "
She quirked an eyebrow at him.
" Bibishii gets to actually BE an oujo, while I only have the outfit for it. I'm, very proud of her. " he smiled.
" Uh-huh. " Chi-Chi said flatly, then promptly grabbed Goku by the ear and started dragging him out of the house.
" Oww oww oww OWW! Chi-chAAN! Whadda're you doin! " Goku whined.
" We're going HOME, Goku. " she let go of his ear and grabbed his wrist as they stood in the doorway, " We're going
home AND as soon as we GET home you're changing out of that nasty future-you outfit so I can burn it. "
" NEVER!! " Goku yelped, hugging onto his oujo costume tightly.
Chi-Chi twitched, " FINE! Just let's go already! "
" Buh--but what about Nango and Bibishii's honeymoon? " Goku pouted.
" WAHHH! " Chi-Chi fell over while Vegeta's pupils silently enlarged to take up nearly his entire eyesockets, " THEY
CAN'T HAVE A HONEYMOON GOKU, THEY DON'T HAVE ANY GENDERS-- "
" --yes they do. " Goku nodded thoughtfully.
" Well, THEY DON'T HAVE THE PROPER REPRODUCTION ORGANS AND HEAVEN FORBID IF THEY DO HAVE SOME METHOD OF, THAT SORT
OF THING THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING YOU LET THEM DO THAT WHILE THEY'RE ATTACHED TO YOU AND THE OUJI!!! " she screamed at
him, her face nearly blue, " NOW TAKE ME BACK HOME! "
" Buh, but my lil-lil Vedge'ums is still on the floor. " Goku frowned, wanting to at least go over to help Vegeta up.
" LEAVE HIM THERE! " Chi-Chi snapped.
Goku watched the little ouji, then teleported over to him.
" GO-KU!!! "
" Here you go little Veggie, nice 'n easy. " Goku smiled as he helped the still staring Vegeta to his feet, then
plopped him on the couch, " Now you just sit there and relax like a good little Veggie and I'll go cut you a nice big slice
of cake--just for *Veggie*! " he said, walking over to the cake.
" GOKU YOU GET AWAY FROM THAT--THAT CREATURE, RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR I WILL, I'LL STOP FEEDING YOU! " she tried to
think of something to threaten with.
Goku sniffled, then thought for a minute, " Veggie will feed me. "
" THEN I'LL, I'LL LOCK YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE! "
" Then I will stay with Veggie. " Goku handed the woozy Vegeta a piece of cake and cut one for himself.
" OOH! " Chi-Chi stomped over to Goku and whispered something in his hear, " THEN I WILL--- "
Goku's eyes grew wide as saucers and his cheeks heated with embarassment, " Oh that is one thing little Veggies can't
do! "
" Exactly. " she frustratingly grabbed him and dragged him back across the room. Goku shoved the slice of cake in his
mouth and gasped.
" Oh Chi-chan.... " he said in awe, " VEGGIE'S CAKE IS DELICIOUS!!!! "
Chi-Chi twitched, " WHO CARES! I CAN MAKE A WAY BETTER CAKE THEN THAT EVIL LITTLE OUJI COULD! " it was then she
noticed Goku desperately sucking on his own fingers looking for any crumbs of the cake that might be on his hands, " AND CUT
THAT OUT! "
" B--but Chi-chan! The cake, it's a *magical* cake! It tasted good---no, even BETTER than any Veggiecake I've ever
HAD! I want more!! " he eagerly wiggled his fingers in the giant cake's direction.
" Too bad! Now take me back home! " she stomped her foot.
Goku looked over one last time at the cake and the ouji, forlornly, then teleported himself and Chi-Chi out of sight,
" Goodbye little Veggie. Goodbye yummy Veggiescake. "
Bulma waited a moment, then walked over to where Goku had plopped down Vegeta. She sat next to him, " So? Vegeta? How
are you feeling? Are you oh-kay? "
" ... " the ouji stared off into space with the plate of cake on his lap.
Bulma looked around cautiously, " I, hope you don't think I'm rude asking, but---what were you going to tell Son-kun
back there before Chi-Chi went psycho on the coat closet door? "
" .....something I would've instantly regretted..... " Vegeta said in a faraway voice.
" Oh. Really... " Bulma nodded, " ...wanna tell me what it was? "
" No...I'm never going to speak of it again....I can't believe I almost said it. "
" You DO know that you were hugging Goku, right? "
Vegeta nodded.
" He, um, he left with Chi-Chi just now. But he had some of your cake and really liked it. " she said uneasily.
" I know. "
" You...want some cake? " Bulma held the plate with the slice up to him. Instead Vegeta stood up and started waddling
off towards the stairs, " Vegeta? VEGETA! WHERE ARE YOU GOING! "
" Up to my room...I need to think on things a bit. " the ouji said as he got up the stairs and closed the door behind
him to his bedroom.
" Oh man, he's really shook up. " Mirai gawked, worried.
" I hope he'll be oh-kay. " Bulma sighed.
" Wow, and I thought he was tramatized before. " Piccolo muttered.
" I think we should go. " Dende said to him.
" Mr. Popo agrees. Besides, Mr. Popo is getting tired of playing the piano. " Mr. Popo said as he got up, then
grinned, " What Mr. Popo would really like to play on is an electric guitar! "
Piccolo twitched and tugged on his ears, " Electric guitar, oh yeah, that's all we need. " he said sarcastically at
the thought of Mr. Popo learning how to play said instrument 24/7 and the loud sound ripping Piccolo's ears apart at the
seams.
" Goodbye! " Vejitto waved happily.
" Adios! " Gogeta added.
Bulma sighed as the trio left. She turned to Mirai, Bura, and the fusions, " Hey, what do you say we cut some more of
the cake and bring it up to Vegeta. I'm sure he desperately needs something to get whatever's on his mind off it, huh? "
" YEAH! Let's go cheer up Toussan! " Gogeta beamed.
" You really think the cake'll make Mommy feel better, Bulma? " Vejitto asked.
" Of course it will! " Bulma said confidently, " And, if it doesn't, I'm sure Vegeta'll be over this by tommorow
anyway! " she smiled, then called up to him, " RIGHT, VEGETA? "
" ... "
" Right! :) "
" Heehee, heeheehee. " Goku giggled as he admired himself in his oujo outfit infront of a mirror.
" GOKU IT'S NIGHTIME! NOW GET OUT OF THAT STUPID OUJI-GEAR AND GO TO SLEEP! " Chi-Chi's voice called out from across
the hall.
Goku thought for a moment, then put his pajamas on over the oujo outfit, grinned, and went to bed, " Yes Chi-chan! "
Somewhere far off from Goku's house, Vegeta sat on the edge of his bed and twitched in shock, " I'm doomed. "
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2:07 AM 9/27/2003
THE END!
Chuquita: Yes, "the end". (to Son) I had such a hard time trying to figure out how I'd end this. (I even posted possible
endings on one of my deviantart journal entries). Infact, the future-oujo-costume idea came to me out of the blue yesterday.
Vegeta: (flatly) Lucky me.
Chuquita: (smiles) Aw, don't feel bad Veggie! At least it's over!
Goku: (wearing future-oujo outfit cheerfully)
Vegeta: (twitches at Son) For YOU it is.
Goku: (to Veggie) Don't I make a kawaii lil oujo, Veggie!
Vegeta: (sarcasm) Of course, you're beautiful.
Goku: (big sparkily eyes) (musingly) ~*REEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLLY,*Veggie*~?
Vegeta: (bright red) I WAS KIDDING!!!
Goku: (pouts) Awwww....
Chuquita: Though I'm not sure of when most of the future fics are going to be written--in what order I mean--I definately
know the next three! Kakahawaiiexodancesscareveggie - which I was originally going to do before this one but it'll fit better
after. chiwisheskakhuman - who's timeline on the dragonballs actually is going to fit my fic series from the last time I had
the dragonballs being used (which was last October). HOORAY! Actual year-long continuity! *grins*. And then Goggieparody -
which may actually be PG-13 due to one of my two if-I-ever-wrote-a-PG-13-fic-this-would-have-to-happen-in-it which is when a
character dies. In movie 12 Goku and Veggie are dead, but this is after they've beaten Buu, so I deviced a HOW they got
killed again. They get knocked off in part 1 so Goku ends up at that Kaio tournament or else how would I explain them both
suddenly being dead. I have no idea how the movie-parody's gonna fit, if at all, into the regular series timeline since
Veggie wished both him and Goku immortal, but I'll just go w/how Toei has the movies on a different continuity than the
actual series. So the event will sorta count. The other PG-13 rule would be if Veggie got a little more 'extreme' in his
persuits--which isn't going to happen :)
Vegeta: Thank GOD!
Chuquita: I can't wait to get to the next fic (cuz it has a summer-ish theme and I was originally planning on typing it
during the summer, but now's good too.)!
Goku: (happily) My oujo outfit is so pretty! (sighs) (to Veggie) I WISH I had a CROWN to go WITH it! (big grin)
Vegeta: (twitch) Not a chance.
Goku: (pouts) Aww...
Chuquita: And now for the reviewer replies!:
To dragon-caster76: Thank you so much! Here's the final chapter!
To Rissa of the Saiya-Jin: Don't worry! There's a kaka-quote at the end of this chapter!
Goku: (grins) Thank u, Rissa! (clasps his hands together) (happily) I feel so special!
To Rissa of the Saiya-Jin: Heh, poor Veggie. He's gonna be oh-kay though, he'll need a short while to rest in his bed but
he'll be back to normal by the start of the next fic! Bulma's prank only partially backfired on her :)
To Wakadori Ramen: Nevermind about the Miroku thing :D Poor Chi-Chi, going through all that in the last chapter and then
being markered on and stuffed in a closet for 2 hours. At least she didn't actually see the wedding happen.
To chaos: You know no on else on the show (except Master Roshi when she first ran into him) notices this about her name.
Up by the mall there's a mexican resturant actually called Chi-Chi's. :D Chi-Chi does have quite a few good things happen to
her in the next fic's first chapter (when she goes on The Price is Right, wins big prizes, and actually beats Veggie in the
showcase since he doesn't have that good of a concept of how much stuff costs). So she gets to have fun the first half of the
next fic :) ,something that she hasn't had much of lately.
To Ouji-Chan: So sorry you are flustered! ^_^;; Glad you liked the chapter though. This was such a fun fic to write! (even if
I didn't completely have the ending figured out til the end).
To Girl-with-too-many-aliasses: We do indeed, *grins*! I luv to torture Veggie every once in a while & he's tied w/Goku for
my favorite. It would be hard to torture Goku and still have it funny, he just doesn't have Veggie's ego and `short`-temper
:) I had so much trouble figuring out the dress thing. You can tell I was trying to decide throughout the chapter by some of
the scenes. Goku did end up in the dress, but he got to wear the offical royal saiyajin oujo dress so he was happy :D And
Veggie did end up in the dress in his nightmare in part 1 :)
To sakura117us: So glad you like the doodles!! I was planning on posting more of "Veggiecation" on deviantart yesterday
(which at the moment is Friday) but the site's server was being too slow on the 4th step so I just saved what I typed for
page 9's description & I'm planning on uploading 9 to 12 today (saturday).
To JSF: Thank you! :D
To Callimogua: *grins* It did end up semi-fancy. If Bulma had wanted to make it look extra fancy she would've probably done
it if everyone else was invited but didn't do so since Veggie was already going to be tramatized enough by the ceremony and
Goku's fancy new oujo dress!
Vegeta: (twitches) No thanks to my 100 years older future self.
Goku: (waves his arms around to watch the large oujo sleeves flow back-n-forth) HEEE~~!
Chuquita: Oh! Anyone who wants to see it, I have a doodle of Veggie w/Goku in his oujo outfit at
http : // www . deviantart . com / deviation / 2984463 / (just backup the spaces :D )
To Cathowl: Wow, heehee, Veggie's in trouble.
Vegeta: Technically-- (glances over at Goku and sticks ear-plugs in his ears)
Goku: Haha! (pokes earplugs happily) Veggie is talking and I cannot hear his little Veggie voice!
Vegeta: (twitch) MY VOICE IS DEEPER THAN YOURS IS!! In both sub AND dub. Anyway, (grins) I don't have to necessarily kiss
Kakarrotto here seeing as, ah, he has a life-threatening disease and my lips are chapped.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) What "life-threatening disease"?
Vegeta: Well, not life-threatening to, life-threatening to me. Observe. (pulls out giganto magnifying glass and holds it over
Goku's arm to view hundreds of happy bouncing kaka-germs squiggling around) See.
Goku: (trying to hear) WHAT! VEGGIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Vegeta: EXPLAINING TO CATHOWL, SCOTT, AND THE OTHER KAKARROTTO WHY YOU'RE---oh here! (yanks out one plug) I'm explaining why
you're unkissable.
Goku: (saddened) (hurt) I AM ? (eyes start to water) But--but I thought I was cute, and adorable just like how Veggie is
cute only bigger.
Chuquita: (to Veggie) Are you really going to chance having Son-kun get told about all the yaoi stuff over giving him a quick
smooch?
Vegeta: BUT IT'S ON THE LIPS!!
Chuquita: ..point.
Vegeta: ....I COULD bound Kakarrotto's eyes, gag his mouth, and re-plug his ears....he wouldn't be able to hear the 'talk' then.
Goku: I gave Veggie mistletoe smoochies durin Christmastime...
Vegeta: BUT THAT WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! THAT WAS DUE TO YOUR STUPID KAKA-CUSTOMS!! (pauses) (looks down at Son's hand)
...I wonder how much the hand would cost if I quickly kissed that....or maybe not even the skin, what about the wristband.
(in deep contimplation)
Goku: (sweatdrops) Veggie thinks too hard.
Vegeta: (frustrated) I DO NOT!! (quickly smooches Son's cheek, then promptly runs off to the bathroom to wash his mouth out)
BLWAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Chuquita: ^_^;; Well, the cheek IS part of the face...
Goku: (eyes super-wide, face bright pink, rubbing his cheek) Oh my..... (turns away, face still glowing) OH my....
Chuquita: OH! Also Cathowl, their tails won't have such a big part in the future stories as they did in this once since it
was centered around them. (in other words they'll mostly be just doing their normal tail-like things like wagging and
flitting about in the air)
To Tomoyo chan: Mirai did make an appearance this chapter! :D I have to start getting him back into the fics, I have honestly
no idea how he disappeared like that. (It's like Toriyama w/Launch, only I'm bringing Mirai back) I apologize to Mirai for
not including him lately. (nods). Heehee, the Chi-Chi flipping out at Goku inside I got from the episode before the driving
one where Goku wants to have Gohan train with him and Chi-Chi starts yelling at him and walking towards him while he backs up
and then she says something he thinks is funny (that Gohan's studies are more important than saving the Earth) and Goku
'lightly' smacks her accidentally knocking her through the wall and into a tree.
Vegeta: (grinning) Something I would PAY to see.
Goku: (sweatdrops) I hadn't been used to Earth-gravity yet. Chi-chan understood...sorta.
Vegeta: (thinking) Would've been quite entertaining if I went home with you instead of Bulma.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) It also would've completely altered the timeline.
Vegeta: ...oh yeah.
To Agent182: Each tail wore its proper attire *grins*. And so did their owners! So glad you liked it! Everybody feels bad for
poor little Veggie, but he'll be oh-kay.
Goku: (pouts) I still could've used a the lil oujo crown too.
Vegeta: (bright red) NO YOU COULDN'T!!!
To JSF: I hadn't thought about dressing them up in saiyajin wedding-wear.....what WOULD saiyajin wedding-wear look like?
(thinks). Oh well! The tails did get earth wedding outfits! :)
To: RyukoVulpix: WOW! The next one is really 75? (eyes widen) Haha! I'm gonna have to think up something special to do in
the Corners. :D AHH, singing Goku! He has such a high-pitched voice doesn't he? *grins*. It's so cute!! Did they actually
show him singing w/a microphone & everything?
Goku: (grinning super-widely) (clutching a microphone)
(opens his mouth) Ah---
Vegeta: (slaps his hand over Goku's mouth before he starts to sing) Oh no you
don't!
To Goddess Shimi: Heeheehee, CAN Veggie get pregnant? It he could I'm pretty sure he'd be flipping out even worse than
he did w/the tails getting married. It would make the kaka-germs seem like NOTHING in comparision to a whole kaka-baby :D
Vegeta: (eyes bugging out) *twitch* (shakes it off) Well, that's not going to h—happen. Because even if I COULD somehow
host a kaka-spawn within my body---(turns to Goku)—-IT WOULD NEVER EVER EVER HAPPEN!!!
Goku: *blinks mindlessly* Huh?
Chuquita: And that about wraps up the fic! Goodbye til the next fic everybody! (to Son) *grins* Son-kun! Care to finish it
off!
Goku: (happily) (to audiance) May the Veggies be with you! (glomps onto Veggie)
Vegeta: (twitch) I wish you'd change out of that oujo outfit already.
Goku: Aw come on Veggie! It's FUN! Not to mention stylish and comf-ortable!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Whatever you say, Kakarrotto...