Disclaimer: Waaaaaaa! I don't own Yugioh! I WANT MARIK!!!!!!!! MARIKMARIKMARIKMARIKMARIK-CHAN!!!!!!! Waaaaaa!
Malik: You've got me. ^_^
I know, and you're damn sexy, but you're just not Marik!
Bakura: XP
Is he still out? Malik, how many sleeping pills did you give him?
Malik: Just one or two....
Ok, he should be coming round soon.
Malik: Bottles.
What!!!!! You idiot! Bakura may be mean to you, but he's still the second most handsome bishi in all of Yugioh!
Malik: Second?!
Yep, you only rank third. Sorry, you are oh so sexy, but you just don't have the style of Bakura.
Malik: *Evil eye twitchy thing*
I think I'd better start the fic before he gets really scary.
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Yami ran away from Malik as fast as he could, screaming as Malik shot boiling hot maple syrup at his with his Millennium rod.
"Alright!" Yami screamed. "You can have my secret stash of Maple Syrup!"
"Yes! Finally I have taken over the Maple syrup! Mwahahaha...."
"Malik?" Said Yami.
"What?! I was doing my evil laugh thingy!"
"Malik!"
"What!"
"Malik! Wake up dammit!" I blearily opened my eyes to the bright sunlight streaming into my eyes. Stupid sun... take over world.... No more sun.....ZzzZZzzZZzzz
"Malik!" Arrrgg!
"Ow! Stupid freaking hikari! Did you have to hit me?!"
"You wouldn't wake up! Now get into your damn clothes and get going! We've got to get to school! " Must get C4, blow up school. Hehehe.
"I'm getting up already. Food. Hungry. Go. Ow!"
"I'm not your damn slave! Now get up!" I got up, cursing at my hikari, and picked up the rumpled pile of clothes in the corner. Blegh, blue again. I hate blue. Red is a much nicer color. Or black. Why is my room black again? Oh yeah, painted it. That's why I'm going to the school again. I still can't see what the big deal is. Too early for thinking.
I shuffled downstairs, and looked at the clock. 7:30?! Why me? There's Marik, cooking breakfast again. Ooo, Porridge! I don't get maple syrup with that, but I do get brown sugar! Yum yum yum! Sugar!
"Marik, how long until it's ready?"
"About three seconds. Get the bowls and I'll get the sugar." Arrg, blackmail. Or is it bribery? You know, being evil isn't easy. It requires a lot of studying. Stupid studying, stupid school. Stupid pieces of bowl. Where's a broom?
***** 1 and a half hours later....*****
"Hi Bakura. How'd Ryou get you here this time?" Hmm, Bakura looks strangely damp.
"He chased me with a hose. My hikari scares me sometimes." Weird, I never knew Ryou would do that.
"I had a dream I was chasing the pharaoh with Maple Syrup."
"You and your maple syrup."
"You and stealing things."
"You and-"
"Wheeeeee!" What the hell was that?! It looked like a fireball or something! And why is someone shooting fireballs at me and Bakura?! I knew it! They're after me!
"Wheeeeeee! Bibip Bibip Bibip!" A gold and pink blur raced in between Bakura and me. A hassled looking man ran after it, shouting.
"Neko! Will you stop mucking around!"
"Bibip! It's the sugar! Wheeeee! I love Sugar!" The man slowed down to a walk as the blur whizzed past again.
"I knew I should have listened to her father when he told me not to give her anything sweet." He mumbled as he eventually went through the door of the school, following the blur.
"Well, that was weird." stated Bakura, one eyebrow raised.
"You're telling me. But at least somebody else around here appreciates sugar." That damn bell rang again. I must fix that today.
"We've got to go, we've got a classroom to terrorize, remember?" Said Bakura, striding towards the door that lead to our classroom. The door was locked, but when you've got an egyptian tomb robber hanging out with you, that's not a problem. We let ourselves in and sat at the back of the class again, until the rest of the class arrived. Ha, stupid teacher, lost her keys. Maybe I'll get Bakura to pinch them, she gets rather annoyed. Maybe there's the key to her house there, and she has Maple Syrup! Must take over world for maple syrup....
"Good Morning class, and I'd like to introduce a new student to our class. Hopefully this time a well behaved one. Her name is Ri-"
"Hi my name is Neko and if anyone else calls me anything else I will hang you upside down from the ceiling for an hour or so." The new girl was tall, with long bright gold hair done up in two ponytails. The cutsy effect was slightly ruined by the fact her hair was rather messy. She had bright green eyes that were staring disconcertingly at everyone, and I recognized her from this morning. It was the girl that had been having fun harassing her guardian.
"Uh, well then, um, Neko, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself?"
"My name is Neko, I'm fifteen, I love sugar and I come from North Domino High school, but they kicked me out. My hobbies are: Taking over the world, eating sugar, getting kicked out of high schools, practical jokes and bonsai trees. Why are you all edging away?" She looked around, apparently confused, but I'm pretty sure there was a glint of amusement there. Finally, an interesting person. A little too weird, but interesting.
"Well then Neko, I'm sure you will get along with our other two new students. If you will excuse me, I am going to have a rather severe word with the headmaster. I don't deserve this!" The teacher burst into tears and walked out the room. Neko watched her leave and as soon as she had left, turned around.
"Okay, listening time is now. If someone is stupid enough to tell you my name, if you tell me who it is, you will be spared. If you ever call me by my other name, not Neko, you really will be hung up by the ankles on the ceiling. I did that to the headmaster once, that's why I got kicked out of North. Anyone want to be friends?" Upon seeing everyone back away except me and Bakura, she walked up to us and sat next to Bakura. I grinned, waiting for him to terrorize her.
"What do you think you are doing?" He growled.
"Sitting down. What's your name?"
"Don't-"
"What's your name?"
"You-"
"What's your name?"
"Stop it!"
"What's your name?"
"My name is Bakura you stupid mortal!"
"Why's your hair white?"
"That's none of your business! What do you think gives you the right to sit down like you know me?!"
"Why's your hair white?"
"Stop doing that!"
"Why's your hair white?"
"It just is! Stop asking me questions!" Bakura glared, but it had no effect on the girl. She was either really stupid or an idiot. Braveness didn't come into it. Either that or she was mad. Now that would be fine. I'm mad, apparently. Maybe I'd better ask.
"Are you mad?"
"So I've been told!"
"Ahhh. Figures."
"Malik, what are you on about?" Bakuras glaring at me. Stupid Bakura, she could be interesting.
"I'm mad, people say you're mad, so if she's mad, she makes sense."
"What?! I think you've been in the sun too long."
"He makes sense to me."
"Shut up, girl."
"Shut up, boy." I knew she would be interesting. Hey, all the class is watching. Pick a person, pick a person....
"Hey, Neko, can you help me with something?" I said.
"Sure! What?"
"Well, I told these bakas yesterday not to stare at me, but they just don't seem to have got the message." I glared at the class. "So, I need your help to tape one of them to the wall. Bakura, can you help too?"
"It would be my pleasure." He grinned at the class, and when we stood up, as one the class ran out the door.
"Nice to meet you Neko." I said, but she was chasing after the class.
"Come back! I wanna tape you to the wall!"
"Riiight," Said Bakura, watching Neko chase the class down the hall. "Do you think we should follow her?"
"It could be interesting." So, we followed the class down the hall way, only to be stopped by out hikaris opening a door and glaring at us. I never knew Ryou could glare. Maybe her got glaring lessons. Can you get glaring lessons?
"What are you two doing?!" Marik said, watching the vanishing crowd.
"Us? Nothing."
"What are you two really doing?"
"Jusy making friends with a cat."
"Riiight..."
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Well, dat's all I could be bothered with, my hand is getting sore. Stupid cast.
Malik: Stupid you.
Shush!
Bakura: Arrrgg, did you get the name of the chariot?
Nope! What chariot?
Malik: He means his head hurts.
Oh, okay-dokay. I'm getting rid of Twisted Fate, it sucks and I don't just have writers block, I have writers mountain.
Bakura: You drugged me! MALIK!
Oooops, forgot to tie him up again......
Malik: You've got me. ^_^
I know, and you're damn sexy, but you're just not Marik!
Bakura: XP
Is he still out? Malik, how many sleeping pills did you give him?
Malik: Just one or two....
Ok, he should be coming round soon.
Malik: Bottles.
What!!!!! You idiot! Bakura may be mean to you, but he's still the second most handsome bishi in all of Yugioh!
Malik: Second?!
Yep, you only rank third. Sorry, you are oh so sexy, but you just don't have the style of Bakura.
Malik: *Evil eye twitchy thing*
I think I'd better start the fic before he gets really scary.
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Yami ran away from Malik as fast as he could, screaming as Malik shot boiling hot maple syrup at his with his Millennium rod.
"Alright!" Yami screamed. "You can have my secret stash of Maple Syrup!"
"Yes! Finally I have taken over the Maple syrup! Mwahahaha...."
"Malik?" Said Yami.
"What?! I was doing my evil laugh thingy!"
"Malik!"
"What!"
"Malik! Wake up dammit!" I blearily opened my eyes to the bright sunlight streaming into my eyes. Stupid sun... take over world.... No more sun.....ZzzZZzzZZzzz
"Malik!" Arrrgg!
"Ow! Stupid freaking hikari! Did you have to hit me?!"
"You wouldn't wake up! Now get into your damn clothes and get going! We've got to get to school! " Must get C4, blow up school. Hehehe.
"I'm getting up already. Food. Hungry. Go. Ow!"
"I'm not your damn slave! Now get up!" I got up, cursing at my hikari, and picked up the rumpled pile of clothes in the corner. Blegh, blue again. I hate blue. Red is a much nicer color. Or black. Why is my room black again? Oh yeah, painted it. That's why I'm going to the school again. I still can't see what the big deal is. Too early for thinking.
I shuffled downstairs, and looked at the clock. 7:30?! Why me? There's Marik, cooking breakfast again. Ooo, Porridge! I don't get maple syrup with that, but I do get brown sugar! Yum yum yum! Sugar!
"Marik, how long until it's ready?"
"About three seconds. Get the bowls and I'll get the sugar." Arrg, blackmail. Or is it bribery? You know, being evil isn't easy. It requires a lot of studying. Stupid studying, stupid school. Stupid pieces of bowl. Where's a broom?
***** 1 and a half hours later....*****
"Hi Bakura. How'd Ryou get you here this time?" Hmm, Bakura looks strangely damp.
"He chased me with a hose. My hikari scares me sometimes." Weird, I never knew Ryou would do that.
"I had a dream I was chasing the pharaoh with Maple Syrup."
"You and your maple syrup."
"You and stealing things."
"You and-"
"Wheeeeee!" What the hell was that?! It looked like a fireball or something! And why is someone shooting fireballs at me and Bakura?! I knew it! They're after me!
"Wheeeeeee! Bibip Bibip Bibip!" A gold and pink blur raced in between Bakura and me. A hassled looking man ran after it, shouting.
"Neko! Will you stop mucking around!"
"Bibip! It's the sugar! Wheeeee! I love Sugar!" The man slowed down to a walk as the blur whizzed past again.
"I knew I should have listened to her father when he told me not to give her anything sweet." He mumbled as he eventually went through the door of the school, following the blur.
"Well, that was weird." stated Bakura, one eyebrow raised.
"You're telling me. But at least somebody else around here appreciates sugar." That damn bell rang again. I must fix that today.
"We've got to go, we've got a classroom to terrorize, remember?" Said Bakura, striding towards the door that lead to our classroom. The door was locked, but when you've got an egyptian tomb robber hanging out with you, that's not a problem. We let ourselves in and sat at the back of the class again, until the rest of the class arrived. Ha, stupid teacher, lost her keys. Maybe I'll get Bakura to pinch them, she gets rather annoyed. Maybe there's the key to her house there, and she has Maple Syrup! Must take over world for maple syrup....
"Good Morning class, and I'd like to introduce a new student to our class. Hopefully this time a well behaved one. Her name is Ri-"
"Hi my name is Neko and if anyone else calls me anything else I will hang you upside down from the ceiling for an hour or so." The new girl was tall, with long bright gold hair done up in two ponytails. The cutsy effect was slightly ruined by the fact her hair was rather messy. She had bright green eyes that were staring disconcertingly at everyone, and I recognized her from this morning. It was the girl that had been having fun harassing her guardian.
"Uh, well then, um, Neko, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself?"
"My name is Neko, I'm fifteen, I love sugar and I come from North Domino High school, but they kicked me out. My hobbies are: Taking over the world, eating sugar, getting kicked out of high schools, practical jokes and bonsai trees. Why are you all edging away?" She looked around, apparently confused, but I'm pretty sure there was a glint of amusement there. Finally, an interesting person. A little too weird, but interesting.
"Well then Neko, I'm sure you will get along with our other two new students. If you will excuse me, I am going to have a rather severe word with the headmaster. I don't deserve this!" The teacher burst into tears and walked out the room. Neko watched her leave and as soon as she had left, turned around.
"Okay, listening time is now. If someone is stupid enough to tell you my name, if you tell me who it is, you will be spared. If you ever call me by my other name, not Neko, you really will be hung up by the ankles on the ceiling. I did that to the headmaster once, that's why I got kicked out of North. Anyone want to be friends?" Upon seeing everyone back away except me and Bakura, she walked up to us and sat next to Bakura. I grinned, waiting for him to terrorize her.
"What do you think you are doing?" He growled.
"Sitting down. What's your name?"
"Don't-"
"What's your name?"
"You-"
"What's your name?"
"Stop it!"
"What's your name?"
"My name is Bakura you stupid mortal!"
"Why's your hair white?"
"That's none of your business! What do you think gives you the right to sit down like you know me?!"
"Why's your hair white?"
"Stop doing that!"
"Why's your hair white?"
"It just is! Stop asking me questions!" Bakura glared, but it had no effect on the girl. She was either really stupid or an idiot. Braveness didn't come into it. Either that or she was mad. Now that would be fine. I'm mad, apparently. Maybe I'd better ask.
"Are you mad?"
"So I've been told!"
"Ahhh. Figures."
"Malik, what are you on about?" Bakuras glaring at me. Stupid Bakura, she could be interesting.
"I'm mad, people say you're mad, so if she's mad, she makes sense."
"What?! I think you've been in the sun too long."
"He makes sense to me."
"Shut up, girl."
"Shut up, boy." I knew she would be interesting. Hey, all the class is watching. Pick a person, pick a person....
"Hey, Neko, can you help me with something?" I said.
"Sure! What?"
"Well, I told these bakas yesterday not to stare at me, but they just don't seem to have got the message." I glared at the class. "So, I need your help to tape one of them to the wall. Bakura, can you help too?"
"It would be my pleasure." He grinned at the class, and when we stood up, as one the class ran out the door.
"Nice to meet you Neko." I said, but she was chasing after the class.
"Come back! I wanna tape you to the wall!"
"Riiight," Said Bakura, watching Neko chase the class down the hall. "Do you think we should follow her?"
"It could be interesting." So, we followed the class down the hall way, only to be stopped by out hikaris opening a door and glaring at us. I never knew Ryou could glare. Maybe her got glaring lessons. Can you get glaring lessons?
"What are you two doing?!" Marik said, watching the vanishing crowd.
"Us? Nothing."
"What are you two really doing?"
"Jusy making friends with a cat."
"Riiight..."
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Well, dat's all I could be bothered with, my hand is getting sore. Stupid cast.
Malik: Stupid you.
Shush!
Bakura: Arrrgg, did you get the name of the chariot?
Nope! What chariot?
Malik: He means his head hurts.
Oh, okay-dokay. I'm getting rid of Twisted Fate, it sucks and I don't just have writers block, I have writers mountain.
Bakura: You drugged me! MALIK!
Oooops, forgot to tie him up again......