It Just Got Weirder

"Okay I think I've got it!" Benny grabbed a wand out of his pouch. He used it to zap the lasers. Unfortunately the lasers then turned into giant plants that attacked him. "This is not what I had in mind!" He zapped them again. They melted into metal heaps.

"Well that's over with," Benny sighed wiping his brow. "Now all I have to worry about is the dragon."

"That's the least of your worries bub," Logan growled.

"Uh hello?" Benny grinned nervously. "You didn't see a fairy flying around by any chance did you?" Logan unsheathed his claws. "I guess not."

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"So this is the infamous 'Danger Room' I keep hearing about," Ms. March sniffed. "Doesn't look like much to me."

"Well it is mostly holograms," Xavier told her. "It is merely a simulation. A tool to help students deal with their mutant abilities."

Jean ran in wearing her uniform. "Sorry I'm late, Jamie's uh…taking care of things."

"It's about time," Ms. March looked at her watch. "We haven't got all day. We do have a cab coming later on you know?"

"Uh yes…" Xavier said. "Computer initiate program 'Safewalk' level 1. Below Scott and Jean demonstrated their abilities on various clay targets. "As you can see my students are well versed in…"He looked around and saw some pink smoke rising where the inspectors were. "Where did they…?"

"IS THAT A FLAMETHROWER?" Mr. Ball could be heard screaming. They looked down and saw the inspectors were in the Danger Room with the X-Men running for their lives.

"Initiating level 12," The computer said. "Program Corridor of Doom!"

"Cyclops! Jean! Get them out of there!" Ororo shouted.

"HOW DID THEY GET INTO THE DANGER ROOM?" Xavier yelled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The inspectors screamed as the giant buzz saw came closer.

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Back in the classroom…

"Did you hear a scream?" Kitty asked.

"Nah you're imagining things," Bobby told her. "I call."

They were all playing poker while the rest of the class was asleep, using M&M's as chips. "Read 'em and weep boys," Tabitha grinned. "Full house!"

"Aw man!" Kurt groaned. "Not again! There go all my candies!"

"You're just lucky it's not strip poker," Tabitha told him.

"Shouldn't we be like doing something about all this?" Kitty asked.

"Hey we promised the grown ups we'd stay here in the classroom and not leave," Sam told her.

"My Sammy's got a point," Tabitha said. "Okay who's up for some more?"

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"Knives…fire...knives…fire…" Ms. Snow twitched. They had been rescued and were back in the Danger Room observation room. Their clothes got singed and Ms. March's hair was sticking out.

"Charles…" Ororo sighed.

"The Danger Room session went smoothly…" Xavier sighed putting his hand to his head. "You were not attacked. However you did accidentally open an oven during a Home Economics class…"

"Scott, Jean…" Ororo sighed. "Go take five. This might take a while."

"How did they get in the Danger Room?" Jean asked as they walked the hallways.

"And how did that program get to level 12 so fast?"

"Thank god the Professor can alter memories," Scott sighed. "Otherwise we'd be so screwed! What is going on here? Is it me or are things getting more screwed up than usual?"

"It is a little odd," Jean remarked. "You don't think the Misfits are involved do you?"

"I don't know," Scott said. "It's possible but they would have showed themselves by now. Something about all this is so weird."

"Come on it's going to be okay," Jean put her arms around him. "Everything will work out."

"As long as more things don't get screwed up," Scott sighed.

"We'll get to the bottom of this I promise, okay?" Jean inched her face closer.

"Okay," Scott sighed. They were about to kiss when they felt a sensation, like they were being watched. And they were, by a turquoise haired fairy.

"Oh don't stop on my account," Sweet twittered. "Keep going."

"Jean…" Scott looked at Sweet. "Please tell me I am hallucinating."

"You're not," Jean said.

"You could have said I was just to humor me!" Scott told her.

"Bye bye!" Sweet laughed as she flew away.

"Well I think we've just got a clue as to what's going on here," Scott grumbled as they followed her.

You think that's weird? You haven't seen weird yet! What happens when Benny and Logan clash? Oh god you won't believe it! I wrote it and I can't believe it! Stick around for insanity gone wild!