Hey there everyone! I know it's kinda random for a new story seeing that I still have another one going, but to round it out I'm going to make it so that this story gets an update bi-weekly so it doesn't interfere with Remnant's Scarecrow Of Fortune.

Anyhow, there isn't any real reason that I chose to write this story, I just felt like there weren't a lot of dedicated Kid fics in terms of long stories and plots. Plus, there's not a lot of One-Punch man fics in the grand scale of things. Also, this story will be a harem for Kid with one winner, but there will only be one winner just like I intend with Hawkins. Killer will also get some love so there's no need to worry about him either.

So with that, please leave a review if you're interested in this story and I hope to see you guys for another long ride. Plus for the record, I intend to make all my fanfics over 500k words. Muhahahahaha! :3

Cheers, Searoar.

The terror and chase of bright explosions erupting wherever they ran, an infamous pair of pirates ducked and weaved through the bombardments, but misfortune hit its mark when a nearby gas station blew up. Flown to the opposite sides of the street, the first one to rouse was a vice-captain.

"Kid!"

Rummaging through the endless piles of scrap metal, broken stones, and splintered lumber, a man with spiky long locks of golden hair adorned a stiped blue mask to hide his shameful visage. His clothes tattered, the pirate known as 'Massacre Soldier' Killer, removed clumps of debris to save his wounded captain.

"Urgh... Damnit, I'm over here Killer, stop wasting your energy on your mouth and let's get out of here." Grunted a feeble voice.

Nails, fence lines, and anything made of metal quickly spiraled into the air in a gathered cluster behind Killer. To the pirate's relief, his captain appeared to be in decent condition, bar the excessive amount of blood that drenched his scratched and bruised skin on his face.

"Are you alright?" Emerging from the dust clouds, a tall, muscular, young man with fiery red hair and light skin made himself known.

"Never better." Killer coughed.

"So..." Kid's blood orange eyes perused his surroundings. With tall buildings and wide streets of asphalt around them, the two supernovas tilted their heads and narrowed their sights on a young crying girl in the distance. Much like Eustass and Killer, the injured child was bloodied and hurt.

"Waaah! Papa! Mama!" The girl wailed.

"Boom!~"

A second figure, this one towered over the helpless child with a neutral expression. Its skin coated in dark purple, it had two prong-like appendages atop its head with bulged veins all over its body. It also appeared to be naked.

Kid and Killer observed from afar. The two pirates had no idea what was going on, but they didn't feel obliged to help out the little girl either. After all, from their experiences on the grande line, their motto was survival of the fittest, though it didn't hurt to have a few comrades here and there.

"Kid..." Massacre soldier, being the more diplomatic and level-headed of the hot-blooded duo, urged that he and his captain move on from the carnage and seek shelter elsewhere. They needed to recover and gather their strength in case any unexpected developments occurred.

"Just a minute, Killer. What do you think that weird purple thing is gonna do to that brat?" The magnetic man huffed.

The purple creature extended a hand toward the young girl. Both Kid and Killer curled a brow. Then, the hand the creature controlled bulged to an exaggerated size compared to the rest of its body and attempted to crush the girl in front of it.

"Damn, hard life punk." Kid grunted and turned to leave.

"Hold on Kid! Look!" Killer shouted. He pointed a finger to a sudden gust of air in the distance that appeared to be making a beeline towards them.

One second the crying girl was there, the next she was right beside both Kid and Killer with a random bald dork in tow. He wore a simple mustard-colored suit with red gloves and boots. He gave his new acquaintances a thumbs up and waited for them to say something.

The three men stared at each other for a good ten seconds before the alien-like being stomped towards them.

"You pathetic defilers of the earth, how dare you save that pollution-based pawn! For my mission as the beloved earth's apostle, I vaccine man, have taken it upon myself to eradicate the human virus that dares tread the bountiful soils!" Its blood vessels in overdrive, the monster grew twice in size and replaced its square teeth for sets of jagged pearly fangs.

"Who are you anyway?!"

The caped baldy smirked, but before he could say anything, Kid opened his mouth.

"Eustass Kid! The man who's going to be the next king of the pirates!" The redhead proclaimed with a puffed chest and wide smirk.

"And I don't give a shit about this so-called holy mission you have, if you've got a problem with me then do me a favor and die you overgrown bug!"

Killer nodded in approval and revved up his signature weapons, dubbed as his 'punishers' in anticipation for a fight. Though he was a tad worried when the engines inside his metal contraptions started to clank and puff out smoke.

The visage of the monster morphed to one of disgust.

"You dare speak to me in such a way?! You will be the first example of my holy wrath!"

Raising his hand toward the sky, Kid summoned forth his devil fruit powers, and the metal which encompassed him danced into a chaotic frenzy. Piece by piece, each individual scrap morsel linked together to create one gigantic arm.

"Heh, if it's a fight you want then I'm more than eager to thrash you!" Kid yelled and stepped forward.

"Boom!"

The fight ended in the blink of an eye, and both Kid and Killer turned their heads toward the bald dork who had stayed quiet on the sidelines. A bead of sweat trickled down his cheek, the caped man yelled into the air with his hands curled in frustration.

"Damnit! I ended the fight with only one punch again!"

The two super rookies eyed the man in disbelief. Not only did he turn the menacing monster to mush, but he appeared to be frustrated after his victory?

In his grief, a pamphlet fell out of the caped hero's pocket and fluttered to the ground.

"Oi, I think you dropped something baldy." Kid grunted.

The odd man's expression shifted from anger to confusion, his jaw hit the ground when he realized what day it was.

"NO I'M GOING TO MISS THE WEEKEND SALES!"

Without another word, the stranger blitzed away leaving behind nothing but smoke and dust.

"Who the hell was that?" Kid asked and pursed his lips.

"I don't know Kid, but I have a strange feeling that we aren't in the grande-line anymore..." His vice-captain replied.

"Emily! Thank goodness you're okay!" From a clearing among the destruction, two frantic adults scuttled their way over and called to their child.

The little girl jumped for joy and rushed over to her loving parents. She squeezed them in a hug with all her might then pointed to the rock-band-themed duo who supposedly saved her. Unkown to Killer and Kid, the girl had her eyes shut during the entire encounter with the monster and only heard what the young man with fiery hair said.

The smiles of her parents could rival the sun as they limped over to a confused set of supernovas.

"Thank you for saving our daughter brave heroes! I promise that you both will be rewarded for your efforts, and seeing that I have a high position among the hero association, I can guarantee that each of you will jump up a rank!"

Kid dropped his enormous metal hand, the vibrations from his creation when it hit the ground rattled the knees of the three citizens, though their smiles of appreciation never faltered. The engines in Killer's weapons also petered out in one final black puff of smog. The masked man cursed his luck, as the sickled blade attached to his right punisher fell off. In the distance, a man with a chiseled chin and daunting figures quickly scuttled away, the three vertical scars on his left eye hidden by his thick orange hoodie, he thanked the heavens that he wasn't seen or given praise for defeating the monster this time. Clambering through the wreckage of the dismantled sections of city A, the ranked 7 hero King would also file in a letter of praise to the association for the two metal-themed men who stood courageously to save the helpless girl. His motivations were bolstered when a call on his phone from the higher-ups asked him for a detailed explanation of recent events.

As for Kid, the only thing he could say was...

"What the hell are you talking about?! I ain't no hero you dumbass! I'm a pirate with a 315,000,000 berry bounty!"

His roars drowned by incoming spectators who survived the carnage, they circled the supposed heroes shouting an endless amount of positive gratitude while waving their hands in the air.

"Can I have your autograph?!" Screamed a young boy with a baseball cap.

"What ranked hero are you guys?! I've never seen your faces around here before!" Cried a teenage girl with tousled brown locks.

"The hero with the red hair is named Kid! That's what he called himself anyway!" Cheered the young blonde girl with pigtails who was 'saved' by the heroic duo.

"Kid!~ Kid!~ Kid!~" The crowds roared in glee.

A vein bulged in Kid's head as confusion and petty anger fueled his emotions.

"Shut up! Didn't you hear what I said earlier, you bloody bastards?!"

Killer, on the other hand, rested a firm hand on his captain's shoulder and squeezed. He hadn't a clue what was going on, but for some strange reason, he felt both he and Kid were no longer in the grande line.