Enter the Final Heart Fairy
"Well are you ready to observe the class?" Xavier asked the inspectors when they walked back inside. "Wait…where's Ms. Snow?"
"Ms. Snow is still chasing that unicorn you have around," Ms. March groaned. "It was easier just to let her do it."
"Unicorn?" Xavier looked at her. "What unicorn?"
"Don't play dumb with us Xavier we know about the unicorn and the dragon here," Ms. March said. "How many other animals do you have on campus, that's what I'd like to know! Are you also running a mythological animal sanctuary here or what?"
"I'm afraid I…" Xavier began when Jean and Scott ran in.
*Professor don't ask, Jean warned him telepathically. I'll explain later. Let's just say Logan ran into some interesting visitors. *
"Okay…" Xavier blinked. He wheeled down the hallway. He sent out a telepathic message. *Hank…we're on our way…Hank? Hank!* The full horror of realizing that Hank was unconscious hit him. "You know there are other parts of the Institute you haven't seen yet…"
"No the sooner we see the classroom the better," Ms. March told him. "And the faster we can get out of here. Is this it?"
"Yes but…" Xavier cringed at the sight of Hank and half the class snoring while other students were rapidly trying to hide the card game they were playing.
"What is going on here?" Ms. March shouted. "Are you playing poker?"
"No…" Bobby spoke with dozens of M&M's in his mouth.
"What kind of class is this?" Mr. Bell shouted.
"Free period?" Kitty said weakly. She sent a thought in Xavier's direction. * Professor I swear it's not what it looks like! Please! Please believe me! *
*It's those fairies right? The ones that are running around the Institute or was it that magician? * Jean asked telepathically.
*Fairies. What magician? * Kitty looked at her.
"I'll explain later," Jean sighed.
"You'll explain now young lady!" Ms. March shouted. "What is going on here?"
"Professor…" Jean sighed.
"Here we go again…" Xavier sighed as he put his hand to his temple as he started to rearrange their memories for the third time that day.
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"All right what's the situation Scott?" Xavier asked. Scott, Jean and Benny were in his office.
"I sent Multiple out with the inspectors to have them wander about the garden a bit," Scott told him. "They think they saw a well behaved class in action. Ororo's watching over the class, the ones that are still awake anyway."
"All right let's look at this rationally…" Xavier spoke more to himself than anyone else. "You Mr. Barumpbump are a sorcerer's apprentice and there are fairies loose in my school creating mischief. One of my instructors is asleep along with half the class. And another one of my instructors has been turned into a unicorn…"
"Yeah and all on the same day the inspectors show up," Scott groaned. "Disaster…I knew it."
"Scott don't rub it in," Jean grumbled.
"Okay the first thing we need to do is to get Logan back to his normal self," Xavier sighed.
"Or whatever passes for it," Scott grinned.
"Don't worry! I've figured it out," Benny took out his wand. "All we need to do is to find him and…"
"COME BACK MY PRETTY UNICORN!" Ms. Bell could be heard outside.
"Somehow I don't think that will be too hard," Jean sighed as she looked out the window. "Come on Benny!" She opened the window and they floated down. Jean used her powers to wipe Ms. Bell's mind (Not that hard a feat) and put her into a trance.
"Okay here goes…" Benny waved his wand and soon Logan was back to his normal self.
"Are you okay?" Jean asked.
"Yeah thank god…" Logan looked at his hands. He popped out his claws. "That's it! I'm gonna kill him!"
"Logan not now!" Scott shouted out the window. "We need his help to get rid of the fairies!"
"Fairies?" Logan raised an eyebrow. "What fairies?"
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"Will you stop that?" Ororo shouted.
"But you have such pretty hair!" Sugar pouted. "Why won't you let us play with it?" Both of them were playing with her hair.
"Bet you can't wait until that Benny dude gets those fairies out of your hair huh?" Tabitha grinned.
"Considering the circumstances I think I can understand the situation you students were in," Ororo sighed. "But Colossus I expected better of you!"
"Oh give him a break teach," Sam said. "There was no way he was gonna know this was gonna happen. At least things will get back to normal soon."
That's when something teleported into the room via the Mass Device. "Oh no…" Ororo blanched when she saw who it was. "Not you two!"
There before them was Lance and Shipwreck. Lance and Shipwreck were each in a knight's outfit and both were riding on top of a white horse. "Behold my love!" Shipwreck called out. "Your knight in shining armor has arrived!"
"No…" Ororo put her head in her hands. "Shipwreck and Avalanche…please…not now! Not today! Not now! I can't deal with this!"
"Deal with what?" Lance looked around. "Hey what's going on here? Why is Beast asleep?"
"Why are you two idiots on horses?" Peter snapped. "Where did you get them anyway?"
"I think I know…" Sugar went to a saddlebag on the side of Lance's horse and opened it up. "Yup. I knew it!"
"Okay, okay you caught me," A purple haired fairy flew out of the bag. "It was my idea!"
"Great going Syracuse!" Sweet groaned.
"Syracuse?" Kitty blinked.
"Hey give me a break! I have 280 sisters," Syracuse told her. "By the time they got to me all the good names were taken!"
"Let me guess," Peter looked at Lance. "She offered to help you win Kitty's heart, am I right?"
"How did you…?" Lance began to ask. Then he saw the other fairies. "Oh."
"Are there any more of you around here?" Ororo asked angrily.
"Nope just the three of us," Syracuse said. "Together we are the Heart Fairies of Love! Bringing joy and happiness…"
"All right all right that's enough!" Ororo shouted. "And you two go home! We have enough disasters going on today!"
"Don't I get a kiss first?" Shipwreck asked sweetly. Then Ororo's eyes flashed. "Uh…is that a yes or a no?"
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"I swear if any of you breathes a word about what happened to me today to anyone…" Logan growled as they went back inside. Now Logan, Xavier, Scott and Benny were walking the hallways. Jean was returning the rather bewildered Ms. Snow back to the group and was sent to make sure they were away from the class.
"Logan I promise none of us will say anything," Scott told him. He still couldn't help grinning. "You sure you're okay? Do you want anything? A sugar cube maybe?"
"Oh great now Slim is making fun of me!" Logan rolled his eyes. "Thanks a lot Barumpbump!"
"I said I was sorry!" Benny snapped.
"You're gonna be a lot sorrier if you don't…" Logan sniffed the air. "Oh no…"
"Now what?" Scott groaned.
"Hey how you doin'?" Todd called out. He, Althea, Wanda, Pietro, Fred and Xi were in the hallway. "You seen Shipwreck or Lance anywhere?"
"Of course!" Scott threw up his hands. "Of course the Misfits would show up! The perfect end to a perfect day! What are you doing here?"
"Looking for Lance and Shipwreck duh," Fred rolled his eyes.
"You're not supposed to be here today!" Scott snapped.
"Why?" Xi asked.
"Because of the inspectors! Remember?" Scott told him.
"What inspectors?" Althea asked. "What are you talking about?"
"Didn't Xavier tell you about them?" Scott growled.
"Me?" Xavier looked at Scott. "I thought Logan or Hank told them?"
"No we thought Scott would tell them about the inspectors," Logan said.
"Why would I tell them about the inspectors?" Scott asked. "Why would I say something stupid like don't come. You know that would be an invitation for them to ignore me and come anyway!"
"Actually he's right about that," Todd said. "Hey who's this guy? One of the inspector dudes?"
"No I'm sorcerer's apprentice and comedian Benny Barumpbump," Benny shook his hand. "Nice to meet you."
"Hey nice to meet you too," Todd said. "This is my girl Althea, that's Fred, Wanda, Pietro…"
"Look now is not the time for introductions!" Scott interrupted him. "Look we have bigger problems right now! There's some state inspectors looking at the school and there are some fairies on the loose we have to get rid of!"
Fred gave him a look. "I don't think they prefer to be called that anymore Slim," He said. "They're called homo…"
"NOT THAT KIND OF FAIRY BLOB! REAL FAIRIES WITH LITTLE TINY WINGS!" Scott shouted flapping his arms. "You know little people who fly around and do magic!"
"Cyclops have you and Logan been sampling Xavier's liquor cabinet again?" Wanda asked.
"No he's serious there really are…" Xavier stopped himself. He looked at Logan and Scott. "What did she mean by again?"
"Hey it was after we gave Kitty a driving lesson and sampled one of her muffins!" Logan snapped. "We both needed a break!"
"Wait you mean there really is some tiny people with wings flying around?" Pietro asked.
"That's what I told you guys!" Todd said. "I told you there was this little girl with wings talking to Lance and Shipwreck and getting dating advice and…"
"Wait those two are here too?" Logan asked.
"Yeah that's why we're here duh!" Fred told him. He looked at Pietro. "Kinda slow isn't he?"
"Oh great this is all we need!" Scott threw up his hands. "We have to find them before…" He heard a loud clap of thunder. "Never mind."
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPP!" Shipwreck rode by clinging on a horse for dear life. Another riderless horse followed him.
"Oh dear…" Xavier sighed. He saw Lance and the remaining class members walk up to them. Not to mention Ororo and the three fairies. "Let me guess, he hit on you?"
"Bingo," Lance groaned. "Good thing I got off my horse before it went running off. Of course it would have been better if I hadn't fallen off of it."
"Mr. Barumpbump please take these fairies away before more things happen!" Xavier groaned.
"You mean like that?" Lance pointed out the window. Outside Jean, Multiple and the inspectors were running from a huge black dragon like demon chasing them.
"Oh…lord," Xavier groaned. "My head is gonna hurt the rest of the week I just know it!"
Next up a big ol' battle with a demon with another dimension, some bickering fairies and more crazy fun! Yippee!