Feuding Fairies and Other Disasters

"How does stuff like this keep happening to us?" Scott grumbled as he shot an optic blast at the demon.

"Just lucky I guess," Lance said. He had removed most of his armor and sent a tremor at the demon.

"Where did this thing come from?" Kitty asked.

"The mirror!" Benny shouted. "I remember now! The Doc said it was some kind of portal! I must have dropped it and left it open!"

"Oh great!" Logan growled. "Well get it!"

"Uh…" Benny scratched his head. "I don't remember where…"

"Elf! Help him will ya?" Logan snapped. Kurt took Benny by the hand and they teleported to another section of the Institute.

"HELP ME!" Ms. Snow screamed. Mr. Ball shielded her with his body as Jean used her telekinesis to move them out of the way of a demon fire blast.

"This is all your fault Sugar!" Syracuse snapped.

"My fault?" Sugar snapped.

"If you hadn't been helping that Colossus get Kitty when clearly she belongs with Avalanche…" Syracuse began.

"Whoa! Hold on sister!" Sugar got in her face. "It's Colossus that belongs with Kitty! Not Avalanche! It was written in the stars!"

"Oh please you said the same thing about Elizabeth Taylor and her last husband! It's Avalanche that's the perfect match for Kitty!"

"Wrong! It's Colossus!"

"Avalanche!"

"Colossus!"

"Avalanche!"

"Colossus!"

"Um this really isn't the time to be arguing right now!" Kitty snapped. "Can you two like wait until we get rid of the demon here?"

"YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!" Both fairies snapped at Kitty.

"Avalanche!" Syracuse grabbed a mini bazooka out of nowhere.

"Colossus!" Sugar grabbed her own bazooka. Soon both of them started firing at each other. Instead of hitting each other, they were coming dangerously close to the X-Men.

"Oh this is just perfect!" Scott shouted. "Just what we need!"

"It was bad enough with a middle aged Harry Potter running around…" Logan growled.

"Hey I'm only thirty two!" Benny snapped as he ran up. "I've got the mirror! Now all we have to do…"

As Benny held up the mirror both fairies shot off a blast of magic at the same time. Both blasts hit the mirror at full force. Before they knew it, an equally large purple dragon like demon emerged from the mirror.

"Oops," Sugar gulped.

"Now you've done it!" Sweet snapped.

"ME?" Both fairies shouted. They pointed at each other. "IT WAS HER! NO IT WASN'T! YOU LITTLE LIAR!" They started to fight each other again.

"Well for once you can't say the Misfits screwed this up!" Pietro groaned as he dodged a fire blast.

"Great now we have two demons!" Lance groaned as he watched the monsters tear up the landscape.

"And now…" Benny held up the broken mirror. "Now we really have a big problem!"

"Two big problems!" Bobby shouted. He shot off an ice blast at the demons. The demons shot fire at him. The force of the fire blasted so hard it knocked down several X-Men and Misfits. The fire reached towards the terrified inspectors and there was no one near to help them.

"I've got it!" Benny used his wand. Instantly the three inspectors turned to stone right before the demon fire landed on them.

"HOW IS THAT BETTER?" Scott shouted.

"Well they're not burned," Benny said matter of factly.

"SISTERS KNOCK IT OFF!" Sweet shouted. "We have to help stop these monsters!" She dodged a fire blast. "Or at the very least get them to stop blowing fire all over the place…"

"Got it!" Sugar nodded. She sent off a magic blast that placed muzzles on the demons.

"And I've got it!" Syracuse created huge nets to trap them.

"Well at least that's over…" Kitty sighed. "And all it took was the complete destruction of our back yard."

"Not to mention turning the inspectors into statues yo," Todd pointed.

"Don't worry," Benny said. "It's a temporary spell. They'll be back to normal in about …three seconds. I think." Suddenly the stone crumbled leaving three very dazed inspectors standing there. "Hey all right! For once something worked!"

"Well that's good to know," Scott sighed.

"Oh I nearly forgot, the spell does have one side effect," Benny said. "Anyone whose memories have been altered within the past 24 hours will regain them instantly and those memories cannot be altered again. But hey, what are the odds of that happening?"

"Oh…no…" Xavier groaned as he looked at the inspectors who were not very happy right now.