Dr. Strange Steps In (Finally!)
"Oh you have done it now Xavier!" Ms. March snarled. "You have really done it now! Did you really think you could get away with this? Monsters running amok, teachers and students asleep in class, students gambling in class, destroying personal property!"
"Let's not forget attempted murder!" Ms. Snow snapped. "Trying to turn us into statues!"
"And god only knows how many weapons violations you have on this school," Mr. Bell groaned.
"Oh this is so bad…" Scott groaned as the inspectors continued their tirade on the lawn.
"We are so busted…" Kitty moaned.
Shipwreck walked up to the group. He looked a bit wobbly. "Well I finally got off the damn horse," He grumbled. He looked at the scene. "What'd I miss?"
"Oh just a demon fight and Xavier's going to get his school closed down," Lance told him.
"Oh," Shipwreck nodded.
"I don't know why I didn't manage to say anything before!" Ms. March continued her tirade. "Why didn't…I…YOU TRIED TO ERASE MY MIND DIDN'T YOU?"
"Too bad there wasn't that much to erase in the first place," Shipwreck cracked.
"SHUT UP!" Ms. March shouted. "Illegally erasing someone's mind? That's another charge!"
"Uh I don't know if mind erasing is technically illegal…" Xavier gulped.
"WELL IT SHOULD BE!" Ms. March shouted.
"Kids something tells me that the Professor might be going away for quite a while," Shipwreck said.
"Are we gonna end up in the big house too?" Jamie asked.
"If we do at least we'll have a roof over our heads," Sam groaned.
"Hey if worse comes to worse you can always hang with us Misfits," Althea suggested.
"Oh yeah that really makes me feel better!" Scott moaned.
That's when the demons managed to break out of the nets and break free of the muzzles. "Oh no…" Bobby groaned. "Here we go again!"
"THEY'RE LOOSE!" Mr. Ball screamed.
"HERE EAT THEM!" Ms. March shoved Mr. Ball and Ms. Snow in front of the demon. Mr. Ball screamed and Ms. Snow tried to shield his body with hers.
"We have to do something!" Sugar shouted.
"There's only one thing we can do!" Sweet said.
"The ultimate fairy attack!" Syracuse said.
"LOVE FAIRY RAINBOW HEART ATTACK!" They shouted as they raised their wands. They blasted the demons with a huge rainbow blast. The demons stopped in their tracks.
"Phew…" Benny sighed. "Thank goodness that's over with! Now all I gotta do is figure out how to get rid of those demons."
"I think you've done enough damage today Mr. Barumpbump!" Doctor Strange appeared.
"Hi Doc," Benny gulped. "Had a slight problem here with the fairies."
"No kidding," Dr. Strange growled.
"Okay who are you?" Todd asked.
"I am Doctor Strange, supreme sorcerer of this realm," He introduced himself. "My job is to protect this dimension from mystical threats and to train those with magical abilities. Benny this was supposed to be a very simple training exercise. I mean these are only level 2 fairies. All you had to do was bring them back so I could send them home. I thought you could handle the task. Surprise, surprise I was wrong."
"Hey it wasn't all his fault!" Syracuse snapped. "Give him a break! Besides we've gotten a lot stronger than the last time we saw you!"
"Yeah take a look!" Sweet pointed. To everyone's surprise both demons were now cuddling and cooing with each other.
"What happened to those two?" Kurt asked.
"I think we overdid it on our love spell," Sugar said.
"Ya think?" Syracuse glared at her.
"Good thing the purple one's a girl," Sweet said. "Isn't it sweet?"
"It's revolting that's what it is," Ms. March groaned.
"They're not the only one's affected," Tabitha pointed. "Look!"
Mr. Bell and Ms. Snow were gazing into each other's eyes. "Oh Cindy!" Mr. Bell gasped. "I thought I'd never be able to tell you how I ever felt about you!"
"Oh Harold!" Ms. Snow twittered. "I didn't think you even knew I was alive! I've always cared for you!"
"When you threw yourself in front of that demon blast I thought…" Mr. Bell cooed.
"Well it was the least I could do for you since you shielded me the first time!" Ms. Snow squealed.
"I think your love blast hit them too," Benny said.
"No ya think?" Logan looked at him.
"This whole day has been like a wild dream, but now it has awakened me to the truth!" Mr. Bell said. "No more being timid! No more being afraid of life! I love you Cindy Snow! Will you marry me?"
"Oh yes! Yes my darling Harold!" Ms. Snow kissed him.
"Hey can you two twits break it up for a second and help me deal with these mutants first?" Ms. March snapped.
"Oh of course," Mr. Bell said. "Professor Xavier…how can I ever thank you for all that you've done!"
"WHAT?" Ms. March shouted.
"Yes if it wasn't for you my Howie and I would never be together at last," Ms. Snow twittered.
"But they nearly got us killed!" Ms. March shouted.
"Well these things happen," Mr. Ball said happily gazing into Ms. Snow's eyes.
"THESE THINGS HAPPEN?" Ms. March shouted. "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR TINY FREAKING MIND YOU IDIOT?"
"Oh shut up you…you unpleasant person!" Mr. Ball snapped. "I have had just about enough of your attitude! You are fired!"
"WHAT?" Ms. March shouted.
"That'll teach you for trying to get your superiors eaten," Ms. Snow stuck her tongue out at her.
"Wait a minute…You're her superiors?" Ororo asked. "But I thought…"
"Well she has a very forceful personality," Mr. Bell explained.
"That I can believe," Shipwreck said.
"I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!" Ms. March shouted. "YOU ARE TAKING THE SIDE OF THESE FREAKS AND WEIRDOES AND…."
"Lady lighten up!" Benny gave a flick of the wand and soon Ms. March was floating twenty feet in the air.
"Oh Benny you have been practicing your levitation," Dr. Strange grinned. "Good job."
"What is going on out here?" Hank asked. The former sleeping students had followed him outside.
"Oh you guys are finally awake," Tabitha said. "Boy did you miss an interesting day!"
Hank and the others looked and saw two demons, a ruined back yard, one inspector flying and the other two kissing. "I see…" Hank blinked.
"How long is she going to stay up there?" Bobby asked.
"Dunno," Benny shrugged. "Never really done that spell before."
"So what do we do about two demons in our back yard?" Jean asked.
"Well actually," Dr. Strange sighed. "There is something I can do."
Be prepared for one of the strangest endings I have ever come up with!