Love Conquers All Except Stupidity

Two hours later….

"I can't believe this is happening," Scott groaned. They were all sitting in chairs in the back lawn. Dr. Strange was before the demons. The female demon had a garland of flowers on top of its head.

"I now pronounce you Demon and Demon-Wife!" Dr. Strange said. "You may kiss the…well kiss each other." And they did.

"This is without a doubt the weirdest day of my life," Scott groaned.

"Yeah being stuck in Mojo's dimension was normal compared to this," Jean sighed. "Well at least the school is safe."

"For now," Scott sighed. "I can't believe the other two inspectors were in such a hurry to elope they signed the papers that certified that we passed!"

"Mrs. Snow-Ball…" Jean shook her head. "That's what I can't believe."

"I don't know what you were so worried about Scott," Althea said. "Everything turned out fine."

"Yeah if you don't include nearly getting killed and losing the Institute…" Scott grumbled.

Dr. Strange opened a portal and both demons happily entered it. "Well there go the monsters," Kurt sighed as they disappeared.

"Speaking of which I think Ms. March has finally deflated," Shipwreck pointed.

She had finally fallen to the ground. "I don't believe this!" Ms. March snapped.

"And neither will anyone else if you tell anyone what happened here today," Xavier grinned. "Mr. Ball and Ms. Snow assured me that they won't tell anyone and if you say anything they will strongly deny it."

"What did you do? Blackmail them? Threaten them?" Ms. March snapped.

"I think it's more the fact that you've been such a pain in the butt over the few months working with them," Shipwreck snickered. "That should teach you to be nice to your co-workers!"

"I swear I will find a way to get my revenge on you muties if it's the last thing I do!" Ms. March snarled. "I don't know when, I don't know how…but you'll pay for what you've done to me! You're gonna pay!" She turned around and stormed away. The sound of something squishing under her heel soon followed. "WHAT DID I STEP IN? IS THAT HORSE…?"

"Oh that's not very nice," Todd winced at the profanities coming from the woman.

"I have a feeling that's gonna come back to bite us in the butt," Scott said.

"Yeah but something tells me nobody's gonna believe her anyway," Shipwreck waved. Then something exploded. "Now what?"

The three fairies were chasing Kitty and shooting off fireworks with their wands at her. "WILL YOU CUT IT OUT!" She screamed.

"GET HER!" Sugar snapped.

"ENEMY OF LOVE!" Sweet screamed.

"DIE!" Syracuse shouted.

"What is going on now?" Hank groaned.

"Uh…" Benny gulped. "Well you see somehow the fairies got it into their head that Kitty's the one responsible for the whole love triangle thing."

"Well they're not completely wrong," Pietro snickered.

"And how did they come to that conclusion?" Dr. Strange growled.

"I really thought the joke was funny," Benny frowned. "And Kitty laughed so…"

"Never mind!" Dr. Strange held up his hand. "I don't want to know anymore!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Kitty screamed as the fairies chased her.

"I think we'd better help her," Benny gulped.

"Why?" Pietro snickered.

"Do you have…?" Dr. Strange started to ask.

"An open bar?" Xavier finished as he took out a flask and handed it to strange.

"Let me guess you didn't have to read my mind to figure that out?" Dr. Strange took a drink as the mayhem went on behind him.

"YEOWWW! LIKE THAT HURTS!" Kitty yelled.

"I WILL SAVE YOU KITTY!" Peter shouted.

"NO I WILL!" Lance shouted.

"IN YOUR DREAMS!" Peter snapped back.

"BOBBY WATCH YOUR AIM!" Scott shouted.

"Actually that was me…" Benny said. "Sorry!"

"Oh lord now my apprentice has left a pile of snow on the lawn," Dr. Strange groaned.

"You think he's a problem you should try teaching my students sometime," Xavier groaned.

"Wanna trade?" Dr. Strange asked.