Okay, to tell you the truth, this chapter isn't nearly as funny as the
others have been..
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "really?"::
What happened to typing?
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "The sign is my trademark!"::
Whatever Isaac. Whatever. Well, it really doesn't need to be said, but
I own nothing but the ideas! Alright, enjoy.
**********
Chapter 7: We Da Bouncers
"Yo yo yo!" Ivan greeted the employees of his dance club.
"Alright, my homies, this is where it all falls into place! We have more
than enough business, two bouncers, two waitresses, a bar tender, and a
DJ. What more could we ask for, right?"
"Well, Ivan, technically you SHOULD get a body guard," Sheba
pointed out. "I mean, just in case. You're really short, and the other
guys aren't exactly going to just let it slide that you're the son of the
richest guy in town."
"That's what the bouncers are for," Ivan reminded her.
"Well, actually, with Felix guarding the floor area and me on
door duty, we might not be able to help you out," Alex didn't really want
to disagree with his new employer, but he needed to make his point.
"Hm...okay, so, we're workin' on it," Ivan shrugged. "Alright,
last night of the workin' week and then you all get your paychecks and
you can go home to sleep it all off."
"Good," Garet moaned. "I'm exhausted."
"You're exhausted? All you have to do is play music. I have to
deal with people and carry heavy things," Sheba glared at him.
Isaac smirked. "Ah, yes, but let's not forget Garet's sex life."
"What? Garet has a sex life?" Felix looked up.
"I do NOT have a sex life!" Garet replied hotly.
"Yet,." Isaac reminded him.
Garet nodded. "Yet."
"Man, you guys treat girls like they're possessions," Alex glared
at the two of them. "Well, they're human beings, in case you haven't
noticed."
"Ooh, I like this one," Sheba grinned. "He's a keeper, Jenna!"
Felix glared at her, Alex and Jenna blushed, and Garet, Isaac,
and Ivan were content to laugh their heads off.
"Well..." Alex coughed. "So, when do we start?"
***
Alex was bored.
He had been standing at the door all night, checking IDs and
letting past the lucky teens over sixteen. Luckily the doors closed at
eleven and then he could join Felix on the floor until the club closed at
three. Until then...
"Hey! Break it up!"
Ooh, sounded like trouble. Alex turned around, to see Felix
trying to pull two kids who were wrestling on the dance floor apart.
Garet cut the music, the blue haired girl that looked vaguely familiar
still hanging off of him, and the various dancers all backed up to form a
ring around the competitors.
"Alex!"
Boo yeah! His job ruled!
Alex bounded into the center of the ring and managed to pull one
of the kids away from the other. The kid twisted in his grip and threw a
wild punch to his face. Alex dodged it easily and kneed the kid in the
stomach.
With an odd noise, the kid fell over. Felix hadn't fared so
well, he had a growing bruise on one cheek, but had managed to pull the
other kid into a sleeper. Alex dragged his charge over to the door,
followed by Felix, and threw the kid out into the street.
"Well, that was interesting," Felix commented after doing to
same, watching the two kids run off.
"Yup, we da bouncers!" Alex held up one hand. "Give me some
skin, bro!"
Felix slapped his hand, and they both went back to their jobs.
*******
Okay, next chapter I might put in a song or two (I've been listening to a
lot of Avril Lavigne lately, so yeah...^_^)
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "Avril rocks!"::
That she does, my friend. That she does.
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "Avid Avril Fan!"::
Right...-_-;;;
others have been..
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "really?"::
What happened to typing?
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "The sign is my trademark!"::
Whatever Isaac. Whatever. Well, it really doesn't need to be said, but
I own nothing but the ideas! Alright, enjoy.
**********
Chapter 7: We Da Bouncers
"Yo yo yo!" Ivan greeted the employees of his dance club.
"Alright, my homies, this is where it all falls into place! We have more
than enough business, two bouncers, two waitresses, a bar tender, and a
DJ. What more could we ask for, right?"
"Well, Ivan, technically you SHOULD get a body guard," Sheba
pointed out. "I mean, just in case. You're really short, and the other
guys aren't exactly going to just let it slide that you're the son of the
richest guy in town."
"That's what the bouncers are for," Ivan reminded her.
"Well, actually, with Felix guarding the floor area and me on
door duty, we might not be able to help you out," Alex didn't really want
to disagree with his new employer, but he needed to make his point.
"Hm...okay, so, we're workin' on it," Ivan shrugged. "Alright,
last night of the workin' week and then you all get your paychecks and
you can go home to sleep it all off."
"Good," Garet moaned. "I'm exhausted."
"You're exhausted? All you have to do is play music. I have to
deal with people and carry heavy things," Sheba glared at him.
Isaac smirked. "Ah, yes, but let's not forget Garet's sex life."
"What? Garet has a sex life?" Felix looked up.
"I do NOT have a sex life!" Garet replied hotly.
"Yet,." Isaac reminded him.
Garet nodded. "Yet."
"Man, you guys treat girls like they're possessions," Alex glared
at the two of them. "Well, they're human beings, in case you haven't
noticed."
"Ooh, I like this one," Sheba grinned. "He's a keeper, Jenna!"
Felix glared at her, Alex and Jenna blushed, and Garet, Isaac,
and Ivan were content to laugh their heads off.
"Well..." Alex coughed. "So, when do we start?"
***
Alex was bored.
He had been standing at the door all night, checking IDs and
letting past the lucky teens over sixteen. Luckily the doors closed at
eleven and then he could join Felix on the floor until the club closed at
three. Until then...
"Hey! Break it up!"
Ooh, sounded like trouble. Alex turned around, to see Felix
trying to pull two kids who were wrestling on the dance floor apart.
Garet cut the music, the blue haired girl that looked vaguely familiar
still hanging off of him, and the various dancers all backed up to form a
ring around the competitors.
"Alex!"
Boo yeah! His job ruled!
Alex bounded into the center of the ring and managed to pull one
of the kids away from the other. The kid twisted in his grip and threw a
wild punch to his face. Alex dodged it easily and kneed the kid in the
stomach.
With an odd noise, the kid fell over. Felix hadn't fared so
well, he had a growing bruise on one cheek, but had managed to pull the
other kid into a sleeper. Alex dragged his charge over to the door,
followed by Felix, and threw the kid out into the street.
"Well, that was interesting," Felix commented after doing to
same, watching the two kids run off.
"Yup, we da bouncers!" Alex held up one hand. "Give me some
skin, bro!"
Felix slapped his hand, and they both went back to their jobs.
*******
Okay, next chapter I might put in a song or two (I've been listening to a
lot of Avril Lavigne lately, so yeah...^_^)
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "Avril rocks!"::
That she does, my friend. That she does.
Isaac: ::holds up a sign that says "Avid Avril Fan!"::
Right...-_-;;;