The Owl House Incorrect quotes

by KnightMageKindomKeeper

Mostly Hunter and an abundance of coven scouts in the later chapters. Because I have no self control and I think they would be friends with Hunter regardless of whether or not the coven heads were. Don't take this seriously, both because it's not meant to be taken seriously and also because I made it for my own amusement at 3 in the morning.

1. Chapter 1

Hunter: Luz... why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Luz: Your text told me to satanize the house.

Hunter:

Hunter: I wrote sanatize, Luz.

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Hunter: This is such a bad idea.

Luz: Then why are you coming along?

Hunter: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitable goes wrong.

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Hunter: Here's some advice.

Luz: I didn't ask for any.

Hunter: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

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Hunter: You are my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Flapjack: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Hunter: Absolutely not.

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Hunter: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and anxiety. I'll wait.

Flapjack: You and me!

Hunter *Tearing up*: Okay.

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Hunter: This is bothering me.

Flapjack: Well, you are digging up a corpse.

Hunter: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for course, actually.