Livin' on the Edge
Author: Crimson Coin
Crimson_Coin@yahoo.com
Rating: PG13 for all the stuff things are rated PG13 though there is some harsh language. Rating will change to R later when things get too racy.
Summery: Uhm.unexpected turns in events lead to . well . lots of crappy situations. Yeah I know, not too good. But give it a shot. Come on.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. And when I say nothing, I really mean nothing. Hell, my floppy disk was swiped from the school's computer lab. So the superstar's belong to the WWF. It's WWF FOREVER!
TimeLine: really makes no difference.
Distribution: Just ask me.
On with the story already.
Christian strolled down the hall, a ridiculous grin stretched across his face. God, life was perfect. He could do anything he wanted, say anything he wanted and nobody would give him grief. Yeah, Jeff and Chris had caught him in the act. Oooooo! Big deal. They couldn't do a damn thing about it.
Test scowled at the smaller man as he passed. Yes, in the show they were supposed to be team mates, inseparable and all. But once those cameras turned off, Test's animosity showed strong.
Christian rolled his eyes at his teammate, completely aware of the other Canadian's feelings. So Test knew about his little escapades. And maybe the big Canadian had a loyalty to a certain redhead. Though Christian couldn't understand how. Lita was so dumb and naïve, how could anyone give her a second thought that way.
But he shrugged the confusion off. Everything was set. He could have every woman he wanted, and by now almost had everyone in the WWE. Terri was a usual but he still needed one more, Torrie. And that wasn't likely with her involvement with the group. Not like he didn't appreciate Lita. The girl did have her qualities. She wasn't hard to look at, and damn did that girl have a build on her. Christian felt himself getting a little too worked up just thinking about the muscular redhead.
He shook his head, clearing his thoughts. Oh yeah, Christian really did like the muscular types. And for one reason alone. Damn was she a good screw. He nodded. Yup. The only thing Lita had going for her, in his eyes, was she was good. And hey, if he had to marry her to get it whenever he wanted, then fine. He'd just sneak around for the rest. She's too dumb to catch on anyway.
Christian exhaled then raised the shroud of 'husband' before entering the locker room. And sometimes that's what saved his ass, the fact that he could act.
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Laughter echoed throughout the room as Christian entered. "Sorry I'm late, guys. Just got a little tied up."
"That's ok, baby." Lita said, jumping up to give her husband a peck on the cheek. "We were just listening to Rocky here."
Christian's eyes glanced over to the People's Champ. "Oh, I see."
The door swung open again, Chris and Jeff walking in. Jeff shot Christian a menacing look before walking over to Edge. Chris just threw his arms into the air. "Oh wonderful. And for what do we have the pleasure of this visit. All hail, The People's Chump, The Jock!"
The room resounded again, the laughter strong. The rock grinned, then quickly stepped back into character. "Oh really. Well, the Rock has this to say. The Rock thinks that you, my little man, you." he raised an eyebrow. "are deserving of the title 'People's'. And the Rock knows exactly what it should be."
The others in the room sat back, enjoying the show. It was always great when Rocky and Chris would just goof on each other. Hell even Jeff gave The Rock a run for his money one day. And one had to admit, it keeps you on your toes.
Chris crossed his arms over his chest, flashing a cocky grin. "I do believe you're right. But I'm thinking.The People's Jericho."
That was something his character would say, and all laughed at that stupid look on his face too.
The Rock stopped pacing to look at Jericho. "No No No NO NO NO NO! The Rock says that you are deserving of a much better name. You see here, The Rock shall call you NOT.The People's Jericho, but The People's Calico."
Jericho's jaw dropped; The Rock started pacing again. "You see, Calico, it is NOT because you are cute and cuddly and endearing, NO! But it is because you are. a puss."
Jericho eye's flashed angrily. "I'm the King of The Wooooooooorld. And I think that."
"It doesn't Matter what you think." The Rock interrupted. "IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLAH.What The Rock.is.Cookin!"
"Woooooooo!" Edge exclaimed, standing from the bench to clap. The others joined in as well. "Marvelous performance."
The Rock slipped out of character. "Thanks. I've been waiting all day to use that one."
Chris rolled his eyes. "Yeah. Well, thanks."
"Awwwww." Lita cooed, walking over to her friend and hugging him. "The People's Chump, The Jock was really good too."
Jeff shook his head. "I don't know man, you're sorta loosin' your touch."
"Oh shut up," Chris said, jokingly. "I haven't seen you go one on one with him in a long time."
Jeff smiled. "That's cuz I learned a long time ago that he kicks my ass."
Edge nodded. "I'll have to admit, I think that you are number one in impromptu character cuts."
Everyone agreed and gave another round of applause. "Alright, guys. Who's up for that drink?" Edge said walking to the door and out.
"I could definitely use one." Jeff said as he stood.
Jericho waited for Jeff to walk to him, then wrapped an arm around the Hardy's shoulder, the two walking to the door. "One? After the beating I just took, I'm ready for about four."
Matt lifted Torrie up off his lap, cradling the woman in his arms as he walked to the door. Torrie shot him an incredulous look. "I hope you're not planning on walking into the bar like this?"
Matt flashed a sinister grin. "Actually I had some other plans."
Torrie giggled as the door swung shut behind them.
Lita chuckled. "It looks like they're not in. You coming, Rocky."
"Yeah, in a sec, Red." He answered. "Can I just say something to Jay before we go.you know privately?"
"Of course." She said, a beautiful smile gracing her face. She grabbed her bag then left the locker room, the Rock and Christian now alone.
"What's going on?" Christian asked.
Rock walked towards Christian, placing an arm over the blonde man's shoulder. "You see, I want you to know that Lita is very important to me. Just like she is important to Andrew and to The Hurricane, or Gregory Helms, whatever you want to call him. She is actually very important to us. But you are not."
Christian shifted uncomfortably but The Rock only grinned. "I also want you to know that we are onto you. And just because Jeff and Chris and Matt won't beat the living hell outta you, doesn't mean that we won't. You see, if we do that, and the consequences are that she won't speak to us again?" The Rock brought his face inches from Christian's before speaking in a threatening tone. "We'd still do it."
The Rock pulled back, patting the petrified blonde man on the shoulder before grinning. "Just so we're on the same page." And The Great One picked up his gym bag and walked out of the locker room.
*** Reviews.Come on.please.just one.***
Author: Crimson Coin
Crimson_Coin@yahoo.com
Rating: PG13 for all the stuff things are rated PG13 though there is some harsh language. Rating will change to R later when things get too racy.
Summery: Uhm.unexpected turns in events lead to . well . lots of crappy situations. Yeah I know, not too good. But give it a shot. Come on.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. And when I say nothing, I really mean nothing. Hell, my floppy disk was swiped from the school's computer lab. So the superstar's belong to the WWF. It's WWF FOREVER!
TimeLine: really makes no difference.
Distribution: Just ask me.
On with the story already.
Christian strolled down the hall, a ridiculous grin stretched across his face. God, life was perfect. He could do anything he wanted, say anything he wanted and nobody would give him grief. Yeah, Jeff and Chris had caught him in the act. Oooooo! Big deal. They couldn't do a damn thing about it.
Test scowled at the smaller man as he passed. Yes, in the show they were supposed to be team mates, inseparable and all. But once those cameras turned off, Test's animosity showed strong.
Christian rolled his eyes at his teammate, completely aware of the other Canadian's feelings. So Test knew about his little escapades. And maybe the big Canadian had a loyalty to a certain redhead. Though Christian couldn't understand how. Lita was so dumb and naïve, how could anyone give her a second thought that way.
But he shrugged the confusion off. Everything was set. He could have every woman he wanted, and by now almost had everyone in the WWE. Terri was a usual but he still needed one more, Torrie. And that wasn't likely with her involvement with the group. Not like he didn't appreciate Lita. The girl did have her qualities. She wasn't hard to look at, and damn did that girl have a build on her. Christian felt himself getting a little too worked up just thinking about the muscular redhead.
He shook his head, clearing his thoughts. Oh yeah, Christian really did like the muscular types. And for one reason alone. Damn was she a good screw. He nodded. Yup. The only thing Lita had going for her, in his eyes, was she was good. And hey, if he had to marry her to get it whenever he wanted, then fine. He'd just sneak around for the rest. She's too dumb to catch on anyway.
Christian exhaled then raised the shroud of 'husband' before entering the locker room. And sometimes that's what saved his ass, the fact that he could act.
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Laughter echoed throughout the room as Christian entered. "Sorry I'm late, guys. Just got a little tied up."
"That's ok, baby." Lita said, jumping up to give her husband a peck on the cheek. "We were just listening to Rocky here."
Christian's eyes glanced over to the People's Champ. "Oh, I see."
The door swung open again, Chris and Jeff walking in. Jeff shot Christian a menacing look before walking over to Edge. Chris just threw his arms into the air. "Oh wonderful. And for what do we have the pleasure of this visit. All hail, The People's Chump, The Jock!"
The room resounded again, the laughter strong. The rock grinned, then quickly stepped back into character. "Oh really. Well, the Rock has this to say. The Rock thinks that you, my little man, you." he raised an eyebrow. "are deserving of the title 'People's'. And the Rock knows exactly what it should be."
The others in the room sat back, enjoying the show. It was always great when Rocky and Chris would just goof on each other. Hell even Jeff gave The Rock a run for his money one day. And one had to admit, it keeps you on your toes.
Chris crossed his arms over his chest, flashing a cocky grin. "I do believe you're right. But I'm thinking.The People's Jericho."
That was something his character would say, and all laughed at that stupid look on his face too.
The Rock stopped pacing to look at Jericho. "No No No NO NO NO NO! The Rock says that you are deserving of a much better name. You see here, The Rock shall call you NOT.The People's Jericho, but The People's Calico."
Jericho's jaw dropped; The Rock started pacing again. "You see, Calico, it is NOT because you are cute and cuddly and endearing, NO! But it is because you are. a puss."
Jericho eye's flashed angrily. "I'm the King of The Wooooooooorld. And I think that."
"It doesn't Matter what you think." The Rock interrupted. "IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLAH.What The Rock.is.Cookin!"
"Woooooooo!" Edge exclaimed, standing from the bench to clap. The others joined in as well. "Marvelous performance."
The Rock slipped out of character. "Thanks. I've been waiting all day to use that one."
Chris rolled his eyes. "Yeah. Well, thanks."
"Awwwww." Lita cooed, walking over to her friend and hugging him. "The People's Chump, The Jock was really good too."
Jeff shook his head. "I don't know man, you're sorta loosin' your touch."
"Oh shut up," Chris said, jokingly. "I haven't seen you go one on one with him in a long time."
Jeff smiled. "That's cuz I learned a long time ago that he kicks my ass."
Edge nodded. "I'll have to admit, I think that you are number one in impromptu character cuts."
Everyone agreed and gave another round of applause. "Alright, guys. Who's up for that drink?" Edge said walking to the door and out.
"I could definitely use one." Jeff said as he stood.
Jericho waited for Jeff to walk to him, then wrapped an arm around the Hardy's shoulder, the two walking to the door. "One? After the beating I just took, I'm ready for about four."
Matt lifted Torrie up off his lap, cradling the woman in his arms as he walked to the door. Torrie shot him an incredulous look. "I hope you're not planning on walking into the bar like this?"
Matt flashed a sinister grin. "Actually I had some other plans."
Torrie giggled as the door swung shut behind them.
Lita chuckled. "It looks like they're not in. You coming, Rocky."
"Yeah, in a sec, Red." He answered. "Can I just say something to Jay before we go.you know privately?"
"Of course." She said, a beautiful smile gracing her face. She grabbed her bag then left the locker room, the Rock and Christian now alone.
"What's going on?" Christian asked.
Rock walked towards Christian, placing an arm over the blonde man's shoulder. "You see, I want you to know that Lita is very important to me. Just like she is important to Andrew and to The Hurricane, or Gregory Helms, whatever you want to call him. She is actually very important to us. But you are not."
Christian shifted uncomfortably but The Rock only grinned. "I also want you to know that we are onto you. And just because Jeff and Chris and Matt won't beat the living hell outta you, doesn't mean that we won't. You see, if we do that, and the consequences are that she won't speak to us again?" The Rock brought his face inches from Christian's before speaking in a threatening tone. "We'd still do it."
The Rock pulled back, patting the petrified blonde man on the shoulder before grinning. "Just so we're on the same page." And The Great One picked up his gym bag and walked out of the locker room.
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