Writen by: Supervillain_Catgirl and Casakitten
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"Yo" Juunana-gou greeted, smiling slyly.
"YOU!" Piccolo barked as Bulma backed away "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!"
"Well," Bulma said smiling nervously "I was talking to Juuhachi-gou on the phone the other day and she said that her brother was looking for a roommate and when I saw the add." She trailed off wringing her hands repeatedly.
"and?" piccolo said motioning his hands for her to continue.
"Well, I just-oh get over it you big baby! He's not gonna bite you!" Bulma yelled in frustration.
"Wouldn't be to quick to Judge." Juunana-gou said, still giving that cold smile.
"THAT'S IT! I AM SO NOT DOING THIS!" Piccolo roared.
"Oh yes you are!" Bulma yelled "You know how many strings I
had to pull to get you into
college! Having the description of tall, green, and
handsome isn't exactly comforting you
know! Half the people I called thought I was joking!" Bulma
took a deep breathe before
continuing "And besides, you want to feel more like a man
don't you?"
"What's that supposed to mean?" Piccolo asked glaring
"GROW UP!" Bulma yelled giving piccolo a jump in his
stomach.
"Bravo," said Juunana-gou clapping "I can see why Vegeta
claimed her"
Bulma blushed a little bit" I WAS NOT CLAIMED! But thank-
you, I think" She said looking
awkward.
"So do you want to see the apartment or not?" Juunana-gou
asked dangling the key in front of
him.
"Yeah sure" Piccolo mumbled as Bulma squealed with joy
"THANK YOU!" she exclaimed
in joy jumping up and pecking Piccolo on the cheek. Piccolo
stopped, an then blushed realizing
what had just occurred.
When they entered the apartment, the sight wasn't
'pleasant', empty glasses were tipped on
on the coffee table, dirty magazines were scattered around
the floor, half eaten food graced
the kitchen counters. A cockroach wouldn't live here, but
despite the trash the apartment it
self was quite nice, it had a large look-in kitchen, a
pretty spacious balcony, a nice
view of a park near by, the carpet looked near-new, and
there was plenty of room to spare. If
it were to be cleaned up a bit, he would find it to be
quite satisfactory.
Piccolo gazed around the room, it was what he was looking
for.damn.
Juunana-gou caught his gaze, and grinned "You like what you
see, green?".
Piccolo twitched, "It's a pigsty" he replied.
Bulma whipped out her cell phone and dialed home, "Yea-mom?
Send over a dozen cleaning
robots to Koori Acres-yes Uh-huh, Thanks" she turned to
Piccolo "1st problem solved".
"It's looks like you've been living here for a while"
Piccolo said distastefully, crossing his arms
firmly on his chest "Why do you want a room mate".
"Juuhachi-gou and her shrimp husband have stopped
supporting me! So I can't afford to live by
myself anymore" growled Juunana-gou, "The nerve, me! Her
own brother!".
Piccolo squinted, "Will you be able to afford the half-
monthly rent alone?".
"Yea.I'll just have to budget a bit-" he muttered, "No more
dirty magazines for a while".
Piccolo winced, kicking one of Juu's 'dirty magazines'
forward so he wouldn't have to stare at
it any longer, "Do you have a job".
"I'm a stripper"
Piccolo coughed, "A what?".
Bulma raised a brow, "You're a stripper".
"Yeah-but for like baby-showers and bachelorette parties
and most of them faint before I take
anything off".
Piccolo's eyes widened, "Okay.is that a good paying job?".
"Yes, I live off the tips"
Bulma gripped onto Piccolo's arm as he made a move to run,
"Stay" she ordered.
"So-can you afford to live here?" Juu took on Piccolo's
stiff expression and cross his arms.
Piccolo looked to Bulma, "Can I?" he asked.
"Yes of course! I'll support you"
"Until I get a job" sighed Piccolo.
Juu snickered, "I could get you a job" he purred.
"No!" cried Piccolo taking cover behind Bulma, "I'll find
one!".
"So It's settled, Piccolo moves in!" Bulma raised her fist
into the air, "My job is almost done!".
"Almost?" Juu and Piccolo questioned in union.
Bulma grinned, "You'll see-I'll leave you two be for a bit-
got some phone calls to make"
Bulma strolled outside, leaving the two alone.
"Where's my room?" mumbled Piccolo.
"Oh-I guess I should kick Mr. Twinkle out of there right?"
"Mr. Twinkle?" questioned Piccolo.
"Yeah, my cat" Juu smirked, "Or-our cat" he licked his
lips.
"E?" squeaked Piccolo in soprano.
"Just follow me, Aho" Juu placed his hands on his hips and
turned on his heel.
"Un" Piccolo said quietly, following him into the hallway.
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(Aho: Dumbass E: What? Un: Okay (fine))
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It was really amazing how long it took Bulma to, in her own words, 'work her magic'-by the time they finished the tour of the house. The living room and kitchen were clean and robots were moving out Juu's old tattered couch. Which he, was quite un happy with.
"I liked that couch!" he shouted after the moving robots, as they hauled the couch out of the apartment.
Bulma hit him roughly on the back, "You should see the set I ordered to replace it, a hot-pink cherry blossom floral print couch and love seat! It's so perfect!".
Juu's eyes widened, "Hot Pink?" he spat in question.
Piccolo copied Juu's expression, "Cherry Blossom?" he asked weakly.
"Wait till you see it-it matches the drapes I ordered" Bulma said warmly, "Ooh and the kitchen theme I'm having delivered".
"We're men!" the android and the Namek exclaimed in union.
Bulma hustled off, "Bakas" she mumbled.
"Oh-My-Gosh!" squealed a voice from the door.
Piccolo looked to the door and laughed nervously, "Hey Videl".
Videl, eyes widened in amazement, walked inside the apartment holding Pan's small hand "Wow, nice place" she smiled at Piccolo.
Videl extended her free hand to Juu, "Nice to meet you, I'm Videl Son".
Juu reached to shake her hand but Piccolo slapped it, "This is Juunana-gou, he's my new room mate".
Juu snatched her hand and kissed it, "Nice to meet you too".
Piccolo hit Juu upside the head, "Leave-her-be".
Pan gazed up at Juu, "You look like Juuhachi-gou" she informed him, "A lot like her".
Juu raised an eyebrow to this, "Really?".
"And a cat"
Piccolo picked up Pan and hugged onto her tightly, backing away from Juu a bit, "How you doing, kid?".
Pan wrapped her chubby arms around Piccolo's neck and gave him a squeeze, "Good, I learned how to make an energy blast".
"That's great" grinned Piccolo, "Your getting stronger each day".
Piccolo cradled Pan in his arms, he smiled at Videl "What're you doing here?".
"I heard about you going to College and I wanted to congratulate you-" she replied, hugging herself, "Congratulations!".
"Thanks" Piccolo said shyly.
Gohan entered the apartment, looking around suspiciously, he rested his eyes on Juu and screamed "YOU!".
"Gohan No-"
Gohan tackled Juu to the ground, "How dare you take a step towards my wife and child!" he shouted firing up an energy ki to Juu's throat.
"Gohan No! He's my room mate!"
Gohan blinked, "Your what?"
"Your what?"
Goku entered the apartment, starring in disbelief at Piccolo "He's your what?".
"My Room mate Goku, MY ROOM MATE!"
Goku gapped at him, "E?!".
"Don't look at me!" cried Piccolo, "Bulma's the one who set it up!"
"Oh" Videl, Goku, Gohan, and Pan said in union knowledgably.
Gohan climbed off of Juu, and glared down on him.
"Oh" said Juu in mock disappointment, "But it was getting so-hot" he purred.
Videl gripped onto Gohan and tugged him back as he made another move to attack the Android, "Calm down" she hissed.
Piccolo gapped at the doorway, as two moving robots came in hauling the aforementioned Hot Pink-Cherry Blossom floral print couch, the loveseat following.
Pan made a sour face, "Ewww Pink".
Videl gasped, "It's beautiful!"
Goku howled with laughter, "THAT'S YOUR COUCH?!".
"That's our couch!?" Juu cried out.
"That's our couch?" Piccolo asked faintly.
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"Yo" Juunana-gou greeted, smiling slyly.
"YOU!" Piccolo barked as Bulma backed away "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!"
"Well," Bulma said smiling nervously "I was talking to Juuhachi-gou on the phone the other day and she said that her brother was looking for a roommate and when I saw the add." She trailed off wringing her hands repeatedly.
"and?" piccolo said motioning his hands for her to continue.
"Well, I just-oh get over it you big baby! He's not gonna bite you!" Bulma yelled in frustration.
"Wouldn't be to quick to Judge." Juunana-gou said, still giving that cold smile.
"THAT'S IT! I AM SO NOT DOING THIS!" Piccolo roared.
"Oh yes you are!" Bulma yelled "You know how many strings I
had to pull to get you into
college! Having the description of tall, green, and
handsome isn't exactly comforting you
know! Half the people I called thought I was joking!" Bulma
took a deep breathe before
continuing "And besides, you want to feel more like a man
don't you?"
"What's that supposed to mean?" Piccolo asked glaring
"GROW UP!" Bulma yelled giving piccolo a jump in his
stomach.
"Bravo," said Juunana-gou clapping "I can see why Vegeta
claimed her"
Bulma blushed a little bit" I WAS NOT CLAIMED! But thank-
you, I think" She said looking
awkward.
"So do you want to see the apartment or not?" Juunana-gou
asked dangling the key in front of
him.
"Yeah sure" Piccolo mumbled as Bulma squealed with joy
"THANK YOU!" she exclaimed
in joy jumping up and pecking Piccolo on the cheek. Piccolo
stopped, an then blushed realizing
what had just occurred.
When they entered the apartment, the sight wasn't
'pleasant', empty glasses were tipped on
on the coffee table, dirty magazines were scattered around
the floor, half eaten food graced
the kitchen counters. A cockroach wouldn't live here, but
despite the trash the apartment it
self was quite nice, it had a large look-in kitchen, a
pretty spacious balcony, a nice
view of a park near by, the carpet looked near-new, and
there was plenty of room to spare. If
it were to be cleaned up a bit, he would find it to be
quite satisfactory.
Piccolo gazed around the room, it was what he was looking
for.damn.
Juunana-gou caught his gaze, and grinned "You like what you
see, green?".
Piccolo twitched, "It's a pigsty" he replied.
Bulma whipped out her cell phone and dialed home, "Yea-mom?
Send over a dozen cleaning
robots to Koori Acres-yes Uh-huh, Thanks" she turned to
Piccolo "1st problem solved".
"It's looks like you've been living here for a while"
Piccolo said distastefully, crossing his arms
firmly on his chest "Why do you want a room mate".
"Juuhachi-gou and her shrimp husband have stopped
supporting me! So I can't afford to live by
myself anymore" growled Juunana-gou, "The nerve, me! Her
own brother!".
Piccolo squinted, "Will you be able to afford the half-
monthly rent alone?".
"Yea.I'll just have to budget a bit-" he muttered, "No more
dirty magazines for a while".
Piccolo winced, kicking one of Juu's 'dirty magazines'
forward so he wouldn't have to stare at
it any longer, "Do you have a job".
"I'm a stripper"
Piccolo coughed, "A what?".
Bulma raised a brow, "You're a stripper".
"Yeah-but for like baby-showers and bachelorette parties
and most of them faint before I take
anything off".
Piccolo's eyes widened, "Okay.is that a good paying job?".
"Yes, I live off the tips"
Bulma gripped onto Piccolo's arm as he made a move to run,
"Stay" she ordered.
"So-can you afford to live here?" Juu took on Piccolo's
stiff expression and cross his arms.
Piccolo looked to Bulma, "Can I?" he asked.
"Yes of course! I'll support you"
"Until I get a job" sighed Piccolo.
Juu snickered, "I could get you a job" he purred.
"No!" cried Piccolo taking cover behind Bulma, "I'll find
one!".
"So It's settled, Piccolo moves in!" Bulma raised her fist
into the air, "My job is almost done!".
"Almost?" Juu and Piccolo questioned in union.
Bulma grinned, "You'll see-I'll leave you two be for a bit-
got some phone calls to make"
Bulma strolled outside, leaving the two alone.
"Where's my room?" mumbled Piccolo.
"Oh-I guess I should kick Mr. Twinkle out of there right?"
"Mr. Twinkle?" questioned Piccolo.
"Yeah, my cat" Juu smirked, "Or-our cat" he licked his
lips.
"E?" squeaked Piccolo in soprano.
"Just follow me, Aho" Juu placed his hands on his hips and
turned on his heel.
"Un" Piccolo said quietly, following him into the hallway.
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(Aho: Dumbass E: What? Un: Okay (fine))
* * *
It was really amazing how long it took Bulma to, in her own words, 'work her magic'-by the time they finished the tour of the house. The living room and kitchen were clean and robots were moving out Juu's old tattered couch. Which he, was quite un happy with.
"I liked that couch!" he shouted after the moving robots, as they hauled the couch out of the apartment.
Bulma hit him roughly on the back, "You should see the set I ordered to replace it, a hot-pink cherry blossom floral print couch and love seat! It's so perfect!".
Juu's eyes widened, "Hot Pink?" he spat in question.
Piccolo copied Juu's expression, "Cherry Blossom?" he asked weakly.
"Wait till you see it-it matches the drapes I ordered" Bulma said warmly, "Ooh and the kitchen theme I'm having delivered".
"We're men!" the android and the Namek exclaimed in union.
Bulma hustled off, "Bakas" she mumbled.
"Oh-My-Gosh!" squealed a voice from the door.
Piccolo looked to the door and laughed nervously, "Hey Videl".
Videl, eyes widened in amazement, walked inside the apartment holding Pan's small hand "Wow, nice place" she smiled at Piccolo.
Videl extended her free hand to Juu, "Nice to meet you, I'm Videl Son".
Juu reached to shake her hand but Piccolo slapped it, "This is Juunana-gou, he's my new room mate".
Juu snatched her hand and kissed it, "Nice to meet you too".
Piccolo hit Juu upside the head, "Leave-her-be".
Pan gazed up at Juu, "You look like Juuhachi-gou" she informed him, "A lot like her".
Juu raised an eyebrow to this, "Really?".
"And a cat"
Piccolo picked up Pan and hugged onto her tightly, backing away from Juu a bit, "How you doing, kid?".
Pan wrapped her chubby arms around Piccolo's neck and gave him a squeeze, "Good, I learned how to make an energy blast".
"That's great" grinned Piccolo, "Your getting stronger each day".
Piccolo cradled Pan in his arms, he smiled at Videl "What're you doing here?".
"I heard about you going to College and I wanted to congratulate you-" she replied, hugging herself, "Congratulations!".
"Thanks" Piccolo said shyly.
Gohan entered the apartment, looking around suspiciously, he rested his eyes on Juu and screamed "YOU!".
"Gohan No-"
Gohan tackled Juu to the ground, "How dare you take a step towards my wife and child!" he shouted firing up an energy ki to Juu's throat.
"Gohan No! He's my room mate!"
Gohan blinked, "Your what?"
"Your what?"
Goku entered the apartment, starring in disbelief at Piccolo "He's your what?".
"My Room mate Goku, MY ROOM MATE!"
Goku gapped at him, "E?!".
"Don't look at me!" cried Piccolo, "Bulma's the one who set it up!"
"Oh" Videl, Goku, Gohan, and Pan said in union knowledgably.
Gohan climbed off of Juu, and glared down on him.
"Oh" said Juu in mock disappointment, "But it was getting so-hot" he purred.
Videl gripped onto Gohan and tugged him back as he made another move to attack the Android, "Calm down" she hissed.
Piccolo gapped at the doorway, as two moving robots came in hauling the aforementioned Hot Pink-Cherry Blossom floral print couch, the loveseat following.
Pan made a sour face, "Ewww Pink".
Videl gasped, "It's beautiful!"
Goku howled with laughter, "THAT'S YOUR COUCH?!".
"That's our couch!?" Juu cried out.
"That's our couch?" Piccolo asked faintly.
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