Im going to take over the world
They started walking toward Boulder Creek. Vash had been here before. It was a small town built in the huge ditch that used to be a river before it dried up. They waked through the sandy desert for and 2 hours and stopped to rest on top huge rock. They could see for Iles around from the top of it.
"Gimme your money damn it!" Was the first thing they've heard since they started walking. They turned to where the feminine voice was coming from. It was just below the rock they were resting upon. They all started climbing down and found a girl with hot pink streaks in her hair with a knife pointed at a middle aged man. She was wearing a cat suit of all pink with a black trench coat and black knee length boots. She had on black gloves and her shockingly pink hair reached just below her shoulders. Vash stepped in front of the others.
"I don't think you want to do that little miss."
The girl looked back at him. She grinned.
"I knew it!"
She jumped and ran past Vash, past Meryl and Millie and to Wolfwood clinging to his arm with a stupid grin on her face. She rubbed her cheek up and down his arm. The cigarette fell out of his mouth and the others fell out laughing.
"This isn't funny! I'm being raped by a thief!!"
"I'm not a thief I'M TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!"
The others found this even more funny and laughed even harder. Wolfwood fought to push her off of him.
"Who are you girl!?" he yelled still struggling to pry her off of his arm.
"My name is Jacki. And I love you!!"
Wolfwood's eyes turned to dinner plates and he started to run. Jacki followed him running in circles. Vash stopped her as she ran by him still chasing wolfwood.
"Listen little lady, you can't go robbing people then clinging to a priest!"
"Fine, I guess I'll stop and continue my life of crime so that I can get food and clothes. I'm lost. I don't know where I am or how to get any where. And I wanna go home!!!!!!!"
She started crying into his jacket. Vash sweat dropped.
"Alright come with us!!! Just stop crying!!"
"WHAT NO YOU CAN'T TAKE HER WITH US!!" Wolfwood begged.
She suddenly sobered.
"Yay! So where are we going?"
Wolfwood sighed and sat in the sand rubbing his face.
"We're going to Boulder Creek and we're waiting for a call from Britt who is helping us to find Danni, who I love. Oh yeah and Britt is Danni's friend. Wow I can't believe I just told you all that, guess I needed to get it out."
"Awe that's so sweet. Wait did you say Danni and Britt?!"
"Yeah why."
"Oh my god! We have to get them!!"
"What.....who are you!?"
"I'm Jacki, their friend from back home. Where is she now?"
"She's with Legato and Knives."
"Oh....that's not good."
"No it's not and we have to get her ....er....them back."
"Alright well...lets go!"
She pointed her finger into the air and started off. "AWAY!!"
"Er...you're going the wrong way," Wolfwood said.
"Oh, heh heh," she turned around the other way. "Thanks Wolfie."
He looked at her with eyes of hatred. "Don't you ever call me Wolfie!"
'She's kinda cute,' he thought to himself and smacked himself in the head.
"NO NO NO!!"
They all looked back at him. He grinned and rubbed the back of his head.
"Heh heh sorry."
Jacki took her cell phone out of the top of her boot while they were walking. She dialed Danni's number and listened for the answer. The Trigun theme song started to play from Vash's pocket again. He answered it quickly, getting used to using the phone.
"Hello, Danni!?" Jacki and Vash said at the same time.
Jacki looked ahead of her to Vash on a red phone. She hung up.
"Awe crap! Why do you have Danni's phone?!"
"It was in her bag."
She sighed and dialed Britt's phone.
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Danni was asleep in her cell. Well at least trying to sleep. Britt and Legato were in the room and they thought she was asleep. Legato left mumbling something about Knives not being able to do anything himself. Danni's phone rang at that exact moment. She popped up into a sitting position on her bed.
"Wow good timing."
She took Britt's phone out from under her pillow.
"Vash?"
"No it's Jacki, but Vash is here."
"It's Jacki," Danni said to Britt.
Britt looked at her amazed.
"What are you doing here!?"
"Well I went to Britt's and there was still a puddle around the DVD player so I touched it and here I am."
"Moron. Put Vash on."
"Why?!"
"Cuz I need to talk to him."
Jacki handed the phone to Vash.
"It's your girlfriend," she said and sneered at him.
He grabbed the phone from her.
"Danni!?"
"Hey Vash."
"Are you ok? He didn't hurt you did he?"
"Well if you count what he does with Britt while they think I'm sleeping....then yes...but physically no. Look Vash, I'm just going to have Britt tell you where I am. It'll be easier."
"Didn't I say this in the first place?"
"Yeah....well what ever. I'll se you later. By love."
"Bye."
She gave the phone to Britt.
"Ok look dork, you have to get to the top of the Great Sand Mountain. That's where Knives and Legato are."
"Ok, I'll be there, can I talk to Danni again?"
"Fine."
She gave the phone back to Danni.
"Hey again," she said.
"Hioo."
Danni laughed.
"I haven't laughed in a long time. Hey lemme talk to Wolfwood for a minute."
Vash had a confused look on his face.
"Alright."
He gave Wolfwood the phone.
"Hey Wolfie."
"Why are you all calling me that?!"
"It's Jacki's name for you. Having fun with her?"
"NO! She's clinging to me! Literally! Right now she's stuck to my arm and rubbing her face on me."
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Danni heard in a muffled voice.
"Look, she really likes you. Don't tell her I told you, but just be nice to her. Lemme talk to her."
"Alright."
He shoved the phone toward her and she took it.
"Danni?"
"Listen, don't cling to him, just be nice."
"Ok. But he's sooo hot!!"
" Look I gotta go, I'll call back later."
She hung up.
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They started walking toward Boulder Creek. Vash had been here before. It was a small town built in the huge ditch that used to be a river before it dried up. They waked through the sandy desert for and 2 hours and stopped to rest on top huge rock. They could see for Iles around from the top of it.
"Gimme your money damn it!" Was the first thing they've heard since they started walking. They turned to where the feminine voice was coming from. It was just below the rock they were resting upon. They all started climbing down and found a girl with hot pink streaks in her hair with a knife pointed at a middle aged man. She was wearing a cat suit of all pink with a black trench coat and black knee length boots. She had on black gloves and her shockingly pink hair reached just below her shoulders. Vash stepped in front of the others.
"I don't think you want to do that little miss."
The girl looked back at him. She grinned.
"I knew it!"
She jumped and ran past Vash, past Meryl and Millie and to Wolfwood clinging to his arm with a stupid grin on her face. She rubbed her cheek up and down his arm. The cigarette fell out of his mouth and the others fell out laughing.
"This isn't funny! I'm being raped by a thief!!"
"I'm not a thief I'M TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!"
The others found this even more funny and laughed even harder. Wolfwood fought to push her off of him.
"Who are you girl!?" he yelled still struggling to pry her off of his arm.
"My name is Jacki. And I love you!!"
Wolfwood's eyes turned to dinner plates and he started to run. Jacki followed him running in circles. Vash stopped her as she ran by him still chasing wolfwood.
"Listen little lady, you can't go robbing people then clinging to a priest!"
"Fine, I guess I'll stop and continue my life of crime so that I can get food and clothes. I'm lost. I don't know where I am or how to get any where. And I wanna go home!!!!!!!"
She started crying into his jacket. Vash sweat dropped.
"Alright come with us!!! Just stop crying!!"
"WHAT NO YOU CAN'T TAKE HER WITH US!!" Wolfwood begged.
She suddenly sobered.
"Yay! So where are we going?"
Wolfwood sighed and sat in the sand rubbing his face.
"We're going to Boulder Creek and we're waiting for a call from Britt who is helping us to find Danni, who I love. Oh yeah and Britt is Danni's friend. Wow I can't believe I just told you all that, guess I needed to get it out."
"Awe that's so sweet. Wait did you say Danni and Britt?!"
"Yeah why."
"Oh my god! We have to get them!!"
"What.....who are you!?"
"I'm Jacki, their friend from back home. Where is she now?"
"She's with Legato and Knives."
"Oh....that's not good."
"No it's not and we have to get her ....er....them back."
"Alright well...lets go!"
She pointed her finger into the air and started off. "AWAY!!"
"Er...you're going the wrong way," Wolfwood said.
"Oh, heh heh," she turned around the other way. "Thanks Wolfie."
He looked at her with eyes of hatred. "Don't you ever call me Wolfie!"
'She's kinda cute,' he thought to himself and smacked himself in the head.
"NO NO NO!!"
They all looked back at him. He grinned and rubbed the back of his head.
"Heh heh sorry."
Jacki took her cell phone out of the top of her boot while they were walking. She dialed Danni's number and listened for the answer. The Trigun theme song started to play from Vash's pocket again. He answered it quickly, getting used to using the phone.
"Hello, Danni!?" Jacki and Vash said at the same time.
Jacki looked ahead of her to Vash on a red phone. She hung up.
"Awe crap! Why do you have Danni's phone?!"
"It was in her bag."
She sighed and dialed Britt's phone.
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Danni was asleep in her cell. Well at least trying to sleep. Britt and Legato were in the room and they thought she was asleep. Legato left mumbling something about Knives not being able to do anything himself. Danni's phone rang at that exact moment. She popped up into a sitting position on her bed.
"Wow good timing."
She took Britt's phone out from under her pillow.
"Vash?"
"No it's Jacki, but Vash is here."
"It's Jacki," Danni said to Britt.
Britt looked at her amazed.
"What are you doing here!?"
"Well I went to Britt's and there was still a puddle around the DVD player so I touched it and here I am."
"Moron. Put Vash on."
"Why?!"
"Cuz I need to talk to him."
Jacki handed the phone to Vash.
"It's your girlfriend," she said and sneered at him.
He grabbed the phone from her.
"Danni!?"
"Hey Vash."
"Are you ok? He didn't hurt you did he?"
"Well if you count what he does with Britt while they think I'm sleeping....then yes...but physically no. Look Vash, I'm just going to have Britt tell you where I am. It'll be easier."
"Didn't I say this in the first place?"
"Yeah....well what ever. I'll se you later. By love."
"Bye."
She gave the phone to Britt.
"Ok look dork, you have to get to the top of the Great Sand Mountain. That's where Knives and Legato are."
"Ok, I'll be there, can I talk to Danni again?"
"Fine."
She gave the phone back to Danni.
"Hey again," she said.
"Hioo."
Danni laughed.
"I haven't laughed in a long time. Hey lemme talk to Wolfwood for a minute."
Vash had a confused look on his face.
"Alright."
He gave Wolfwood the phone.
"Hey Wolfie."
"Why are you all calling me that?!"
"It's Jacki's name for you. Having fun with her?"
"NO! She's clinging to me! Literally! Right now she's stuck to my arm and rubbing her face on me."
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!" Danni heard in a muffled voice.
"Look, she really likes you. Don't tell her I told you, but just be nice to her. Lemme talk to her."
"Alright."
He shoved the phone toward her and she took it.
"Danni?"
"Listen, don't cling to him, just be nice."
"Ok. But he's sooo hot!!"
" Look I gotta go, I'll call back later."
She hung up.
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