It was a typical day at Kimihito Kurusumu house. He had waked up early to go for a quick grocery shopping because the fridge could get empty again. He never thought that feed seven girls and sometimes 12 when Mrs. Smith and the MON show up without announcement to dinner will be on his future.
"Okay carrots for Centorea, candy for Papi, black chocolate for Lala, coffee for Aracnea and…" Said Kimihito looking at the food in the bag. That was food to fill an entire family
"I hope there is enough for everybody." Said him with a sweat of exhaustion
He enter his home and see the girls in the living room chilling out.
"Oh, darling you home." Said Mia.
"Master let me help you with the shopping bags." Said Centorea giving a hand with the groceries
"Thank you centorea."
"Boss you wanna play with me and Suu?'' Said Papi playing games with Suu
"Play with Suu." Said Suu in her usual form.
"I will do later Papi right now I have to work on some immigrations paper." Said him with a tired smile.
"But Papi wants to play with boss now, now,now." Said Papi holding Kimihito by the shirt like she was a child.
"Papi stops with this childish behavior. It's said something when Suu has a better behavior than you.'' Said Centorea scolding the girl.
"Master, Master." Said Suu also holding Kimihito shirt
"Beloved you returned." Said Mero arriving in her wheal chair
"Oh, hi honey, you´re home." Said Aracnea with her lust voice seeing, that her man has returned.
"Hey girls, would mind anyone help me with the…." Said Kimihito but he saw most of them picking up the plastic bags
"Groceries." Said Suu carrying a bag on her head
"Here master." Said Centorea helping him
"Thank you Centorea." Said Kimihito with a smile.
He then look over the stand next to the door and he didn´t see any mail
"Hey Papi, were is the mail?" Asked him to the bird girl.
"There was none. That creepy guy with a bag didn´t show off today." Said Papi
"You mean the mailman." Answered Miia with a sweat. Probably papi scared him away.
"Yeah." Said Papi.
"I guess someone scared him out." Said Miia.
"Maybe Lala open the door with no head again and that made him run off." Said Mero, but the Dullahan was near her with a cold tone.
"Very funny mortals. But I stayed at my room the whole day." Said her.
"Well maybe is a day with no mail." Said Kimihito.
"You are right darling. Come on let´s work on a new recipe together." Said Miia all excited to cook, which let everyone in the room in fear.
"Ah Mia how about I try out a new recipe and you tasted. Sound good." Said Kimihito trying to play cool, and the girl hopping that would work.
"But darling I wanna cook." Said her begging him.
"Nooo." Said the expression of all the other girls.
"I will let you lick the spoon of the desert." Said Kimihito with a charm smile that always works on Miia.
"I will lick anything that you suggest darling. Anything." Said her wrapping Kimihito with her tail and crushing him into a Lamia hug
"Ah Mia! Don´t crush me again." Said Kimihito all scared.
"Get off him." Said Centeroea and with the help of Lala, Suu and Papi she was able to save her master
"Hey." Said Mia feeling all sad
"Master are you okay?" Said Centorea in panic.
"Yeah she just pressed me really hard this time. Nothing to worry about." Said him grasping for air, honestly, he got used to it.
"Boss come on let´s play." Said Papi trying to drag the man to play videogames
"Suu." Said Suu copying Papi moves
"Later girls, not now." Said him feeling exhausted. He still need to prepared dinner.
"Aww." Said the two girls acting like baby. That all stopped when Aracnea trap them into her web.
"This will shut them for a while." Said her feeling superior.
"Thank you aracnea." Said Kimihito
"You´re welcome." Said her with a smile.
Much Later at night
After a long afternoon in preparing dinner for 7 girls, Kimihio brushes the sweat from his forehead and relax looking at the banquet that he had finished, it all look taste and he was always happy when the girls eat it. But when they waste food…it's when his dark persona takes over, and not even Lala and Aracnea are brave enough to confront him.
"Okay dinner is finished and ready to be served." Said him
The girls all heard that and prepared to run to the table.
"Girls is on the table." Said him putting everything on the table. It look so perfect that would make a restaurant and a mother proud.
"Oh, thank you darling I´m starving." Said Mia
"Yeah food, food." Said Papi
"I smell the aroma of carrots in the air. This is a good sign." Said Centorea.
"Suu hungry." Said Suu playing with her stomach.
Aracnea see Kimihito having trouble in placing some plates on the table, so she decide to give him a hand.
"Thank you aracnea."
"My pleasure hone."
I guess everyone is pretty hungry tonight." Said Mero in her wheelchair being pulled by Lala.
"So, honey what we are having tonight." Asked Aracnea.
"Well we have: Vegetable soup and some fresh salad for starts. Curry with rice for main course and also some grilled fish. And for desert chocolate mousse."
"You gotta taste this chocolate mousse, I help make it." Said Mia all proud. The girls upon hearing that all shiver, remembering the last ´´desert´´ made by the Lamia.
"Yeah Mia you sure did." Say Kimihito blinking to let everyone know that Mia didn´t actually help making the dessert. Which made the girls signed in relief.
"Thanks for the food." Said all of them in Japanese style and preparing to eat
"Alright I will pick some soup and…" Said Kimihito making his plate, but he got interrupt by his cellphone.
"Who is it darling ?" Aksed Mia
"Mrs. Smith." Said him and then he answered his phone, for the woman who is constantly his savior or his doom
"Hello."
"Darling-kun hi. Listen me and the Mon just finished a really hard day dealing with some orcs gang that try to take pictures of middle school girls on their uniforms. Probably some fetish thing." Said Mrs. smith with an extreme tired voice
"Oh ok." Said Kimihito not knowing how to answer to that, and definitely not wanna imagining orcs taking picture of middle school girls
"So, continuing. We are exhausted and we are so hungry that we can´t walk anymore is there a possibility of…" Said Mrs. smith having a lament voice, sounding like she was about to pass away in the most dramatic way. Honestly sometimes Kimihito doesn´t know who more dramatic Mrs. Smith or Mero is.
He took a deep breath and spoke
"You guys wanna come over for dinner." Said him.
"Oh, since you don´t mind." Said Mrs. Smith opening the house door with the Mon behind her.
"You guys where at the door this whole time." Asked Kimihito in pure shock.
"No, just the last 5 minutes." Said Mrs. smith with an innocent smile.
"Whoa there sneaky." Said Papi.
"Thank you darling, offering us food, simple employers a meal tonight." Said Mrs. Smith going inside. Her security team going alongside.
"What you are talking about? You guys eat here all the time." Said Kimihito seeing that the group was already inside.
"Man, today grub smells awesome. Is that curry?" Said Zombina
"Goodnight everybody." Said Tio
"Sorry to interrupt.' Said Manako
"Sup." Said Doopel
"Tio please help the girls settle the table." Said Mrs. Smith
"Sure. Look out yours heads." Said her holding the table and everybody duck their head.
"Watch out." Said Aracnea
"Oops." Said Tio accidently knocking off Lala head
"Lala!" Said most of the girls in shock,
"Why you are so schoked? That happens all time that is pretty much usual." Said Aracnea with a sweat in her head.
"Should I pick her head?" Asked Kimihito.
"Don't worry her body know what do." Said Centorea
"Oh, I sure it does." Said Aracena with an evil smile. The things she like to do a body that doesn't scream.
"Aracnea." Said Centorea feeling embarrassed by the spider lady argument.
"I´m right here." Said the voice of Lala and everybody saw that her body had found the head but also had something else in her head
"Ah Lala, you found your head good. What is that?" Said Kimihito
"Letters." Said her.
Kimihito look into all that mail a little confused.
"What. Papi you said that there was mail today." Said him to the harpy.
"I did." Said Papi confused and Kimihito only looked super dumbfound
"Why did I even ask." Said him with a tired look.
"Here you go." Said Lala putting herself back together and taking a chair on the table.
While everybody was eating Kimihito looked over the mail
"Ok let's me see here. Propaganda, magazine for Mia, subscription for interspecies lubricate, huh…?'" Said him looking over his mail. That last one making him blush a little bit, imagining some weird lubricant that the girls would have to pass over their body. He stop having those thought when a different letter appeared, this one had his name on it.
"Ah there something different." Said him opening the letter and reading. Upon ending he start to scream like he saw death himself (Lala doesn´t count)
"AAAAAHHHH"
He fall back into the floor scaring everyone. The girls immediately went for his assistance.
"Darling." Said mia all worried.
"Master." Said Centorea
"What happen?" Asked Mrs Smith also worried.
"He went all shocked when read this letter." Said Papi holding the letter.
"Miss smith are doing that letter threatening again ?'' Asked Centorea.
"No this is not me doing." Said her being honest.
After that everybody looked at Doople, because fo her history in pranks.
"Don´t look at me. I haven't any plan to mess with him for now." Said her defending herself.
"Lala?'' Asked Mia to the headless girl.
"No. My letters are only for me; no mortal should read the gothic horror that are inscribe in there." Said her trying to sound creepy.
"Master what´s wrong? Is someone threating you?'' Asked Centorea ready to hunt.
"I wish." Said him all afraid.
"Darling please tell me what is wrong." Said Miia all worried alongside all of the girls.
"Well. How I put this way….is my mom." Said Kimihito all embarrassed.
"Mom?'' Said all the girls including the Mon and Mrs. Smith.
"She is going to be in Japan in a few weeks and she wants to visit me." Said Kimihito.
"So what's the problem honey ? I mean you did tell her about you situation, right?" Said Aracnea thinking that this situation was not a big deal.
The fact that Kimihito take a few seconds to respond the question made all the girls grasp in shock.
"Well.'' Said him trying to play cool but it was too late.
"WHAT !" Scream all the girls. The scream sound was so big that made Kimihito fall back in the ground.
"You didn´t tell about us to your mom?" Said Mereo feeling betrayed.
"Master hates us." Said Papi crying.
"Master bad." Said Suu also sad.
"What I do not deserve to meet darling mom. You are such a rat." Said Miia smacking him with her tail.
"I am was not worthy to be mention by my master mother." Said Centorea in tears.
"Ouch, ouch." Said Kimihito in pain
"I had to admit even I am surprised by that. You are the most honest man I ever meet." Said Aracnea feeling surprised
Lala didn´t say nothing, but if you got closed you could hear her grouch about him not mention her.
"Suu." Said Suu in her puddle for all sad.
The MON just watched this scne with so many different reactions.
"How could he not tell his mom about the girls. If was me I will be tears now." Said Tio
"Ha Ha Ha." Scream Zombina bursting out laughs
"Zombina this is not funny." Said Manako
"It is to me." Said the zombie tearing it up
''She is right. Is kind funny.'' Said Doppel laughing
''Now Stop!" Scream Smith and the confusion on the house stopped and everybody looked at the woman in black.
"Now darling. It is true that you are over 21 so you are responsible for you're the documents and doesn´t need the permission of your parents anymore. But…" Said her all serious and professional only to turn an 180.
"How could you no tell your mommy about the girls? After all you are supposed to marry one of them." Asked her like a gossip teen girl to Kimihito leaving everybody on the room with a sweat in their heads
"Well…" Said him all nervous but upon looking at the girls he took a large breath and explained the situation.
"The truth is that I never actually knew what to explain to her about all of this. When the immigration of species started, she found interesting but she wasn´t a found on being a host. She doesn't hate the other species, but she doesn't know how to connect with them yet." Said him explaining his situation.
"That's understandable. Even today there are people not very fond of the other species." Said Mrs Smith.
"So, to tell her that I am a host of 7 girls. How do you think she is gonna take. I didn´t say anything just because I was scared but also thinking about her and the girls." Said him looking at the girls who were all touched by his speech. Even when he is hiding something, he doesn't hurt their feeling
"Master." Said Centorea all in tears
"Oh, darling I knew I couldn´t be mad at you." Said Mia crushing Kimihito with her tail
"Boss knows how to make Papi happy." Said Papi landing on the man face scratching
"Suu." Said Suu jumping on his mouth making impossible to breath
''Guys can´t breathe.'' Said him all purple
''Sorry.'' Said the trio being held by Aracnea and Centorea.
After the man got his sense back Mrs. Smith talked.
"Darling. I have a plan, how long until your mom arrives?" Asked her
"5 days." Said him
She took her sunglasses and looked at the young man very serious in the eye.
"You have this time to convince her that not only you are a good host material, but you are also husband material. The opinion of the matriarch of your family is a big one and we couldn't afford to lose it. Girls." Said her now focusing on the girls.
"Yes." Said all of them.
"You all better behave after all you possible are going meet your future mother in law." Said her with a chuckle making Mia and Centorea blush and the others curious.
"A chance to meet darling mom is just one step to our marriage." Said Mia
"Master mom. She could be fun." Said Papi flapping her winds.
"I will show my master mother that I am a worthy member of the centaur race. Even if I had to dishonored myself." Said Centorea thinking of this as some holy mission
"Master mommy." Said Suu with a smile.
"The mother that never heard of such tragic love story. I can´t wait to meet that woman." Said Mero already imaging all the scenarios that could happen
"Huh this could be fun to explore." Said Aracnea with a wicked smile
"I am not fan of this game. But if involve him I guess I don´t have much choice, after all mortals are all the same." Said Lala.
"You promised that you all behaved." Said him to all of the girls.
"I will." Said each one, but he knew that won't happen so easily
"Great. Now I feel a little better." Said him.
"This is such an emotional scene." Said Tio crying
"This level of emotion make me sick." Said Zombina with a disgust face.
"Well darling you got yourself into another weird situation involving the girls. I can help you but with one more condition." Said Mrs Smith
"What is it, Mr. Smith?" Asked him
"Make more coffee please." Said her showing an empty coffee mug.
"Yes." Said him making more coffee.
"Ah this is just the best." Said Smith in pure heaven, that coffee was the best.
"So darling tell us more about your mother. Do you think she will let me call her ´´mom´´ too?" Asked Mia
"Huh." Said Kimihito confused.
"Master, is your mommy fun to play ?" Asked Papi. Kimihito wonder if is not that kind of ´´play´´
"Mommy fun ?" Asked Suu
"Meet a woman that never heard of his son romantic choices. How tragic.'' Said Mero
"My master mother. I shall show to her the eternal respect that I have to you my lord." Said Centorea already pretty nervous.
"Uh I can definitely use her for some of my new toys." Said Aracanea already imaging what a old man would be tight up.
"An older mortal. May she rest in a good place.'' Said Lala like Kimihito mother already died.
"Whoa whoa. Guys calm down. We need to settle rules when she gets here. Alright ?"'' Said him super nervous, the girls could see that, so they back off
"Yeah." Said him.
"So, the most obvious is…not get naked in front on my mom." Said him with a blush and looking away while most of the girls also blush
"We don´t that on purpose." Said Mia feeling embarrassed.
"I know but it doesn't hurt to say it." Said him.
"I promise that I will be in the best behavior when my future mother in law appear.' Said Miia like a saint.
"She talk like she already won." Though all the others.
"Second of all behave. I trust you guys in many things but sometimes some of you can been a little…" Said him trying to come up with a better way to express the girls but then the MOD told their viewpoints.
"Nutjobs." Said Zombina
"Dramatics." Said Tio
"Pr.. ." Said Manako all blushed
"Hormone." Said Doppel
"Directs according to their species." Said Mrs. Smith
"A little bit of all that." Said him with a sweat drop in his head.
"I shall be on my best behavior when your mother arrived. As a proud centaur I will never allow myself to put you into shame." Said Centorea showing her
"Me too. I will show her how much darling means to me." Said Miia all fired up
"I wanna play with master mom.'' Said Papi jumping up and down
"Suu too." Said Suu smiling alongside her best friend.
"I can´t wait to tell your mom some of mermaids most tragic stories." Said Mero already with dreamy eyes.
"Don´t worry honey. I will behave." Said Aracnea with her creepy smile
"I will only watch the mortals talk and nothing more." Said Lala all cold.
"Ok I think if we behave, we can have my mom approval." Said him all nervous seeing the girls like this.
"Yeah." Said most of the group
"This so cute. You are truly a one of kind honey." Said Mrs. Smith patting Kimihito on the shoulder.
"Well thanks Mrs. Smith." Said Kimihito all sad.
"And since she will be here, I will have to meet her and talk how the whole process is gonna work." Said Mrs. Smith like it was nothing
"Wait what." Said Kimihito in pure horror. The girls were one thing, Mrs. Smith was another thing.
"She is gonna need someone that really works in the Exchange program to explain her the details..." Said her explaining her plan
"But..." Said him all confused and embarrass but the woman kept going on.
"And don´t worry about her safety, ma and the MON will be watching over here." Said making the man and the monster team get a surprise look
"We are going to meet his mom too?" Asked Tio
"Great now watching an old hag." Said Zombina all grumpy
"Hey." Said Kimihito all inslted
"Oh man. I´m not ready." Said Manako all blushing.
"This is going to be so much fun." Said Doppel with a smirk
"My mom is going to have the weirdest visit of her life." Thought him all tense. How is he gonna explain all this mess.
"Don´t worry darling, as long I´m around nothing will go wrong." Said Miia.
"I doubt that." Said most of the people of the room breaking the lamia spirit.
"Well if that´s ok, I need to figure where she is gonna sleep." Said him now with a legit question
"I can give my room to her." Said Miia already with her hand in the air.
"That way I can gain her trust. And with mommy approval I am settle." Thought Miia with a smirk
'No master, I am willing to give my room to your mother. She is also someone that I have to protect." Said Centorea.
"Say I am willing to have a roommate." Said Aracnea with a smirk.
Kimihito wanting to stop this mess end the conversation.
"Ok, settle down everyone. I think my mom can sleep in Papi room. Is that ok with you Papi ?' Asked Kimihito.
"Yes, me and Suu can sleep together for a few days." Said Papi hugging Suu
"Sleep with papi." Said Suu with a smile.
"Not the way I will described but thanks." Said him with a sweat in his head.
"Urgh." Said Miia all angry that the bird brain beat her.
"Alright everybody we have 5 days until she arrive. So, let´s work." Said him ready to start cleaning the house
"Yeah." Said the girls. But the then they saw how late it was, so they decide to leave to tomorrow.
"Let´s start tomorrow because its late." Said him all tired.
"WAY BETTER." Scream most of the girls.
The Mon and Mrs. Smith only gave a smile on how that group was. They need to be on their best behavior just to please one woman. Mrs. Smith only take a sip of her coffee and talk to herself.
"That woman is going to have the most intense meeting of her life." Said her with a smile.