Vash'sChick: Ok, in the one episode, I think it's the one where they meet
Wolfwood, it says Mei City on the bus, but it says May city on the sign in
the city....so I'm just gonna use Mei...*shrug*
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Begging and Vash Naked
"OH my god, did I show you this picture of Sesshomaru, Meryl?!" Danni asked digging through her bag and pulled out a really hot picture os Sesshomaru, half naked with a really cut body. She grinned and handed it to Meryl. She stared at it with an expression of shock.
"He's so beautiful!"
"Lemme see," Jacki said grabbing the pic.
"Woah!"
"Only problem is, he despises all humans," Danni said taking the picture back with a bunch of groans. She went to put it in her back pocket when someone grabbed it. She spun around.
"Wolfwood! You guys are supposed to be looking for something for a fire!" She yelled jumping around trying to get the pic back.
"You can't burn sand!!"
"Give me my picture back you jerk!!"
"What picture?"
Vash walked in.
Danni froze and fell on her face.
"C'mon Wolfwood, please?" She begged giving him puppy eyes.
Vash walked over to Wolfwood and took the picture.
"Hey he's hot!"
Everyone sweat dropped.
"Who is it?"
"Sesshomaru," the girls said in unison sighing.
"Who's picture?"
"Mine can I have it back now?" she asked in a sweet begging voice.
Vash hesitated.
"I'll give you anything," she said putting his arms around his neck and pulling herself close to him.
A huge grin spread across his face. He handed the picture back to her and she stuffed it in her back pocket. She grinned and pulled out more pictures, and sat by the smoldering pile that was a fire. She handed them to Meryl who passed them.
"Miroku and InuYasha," she passed a pic of them with out shirts in water.
"Spike....Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom (sigh) and .....he-hem," she passed the last one quickly.
Vash and Wolfwood were sitting on the opposite side of the cave. The girls all turned and started laughing, looking at them.
*********
The group started off toward Mei City. The red-clad gunman and his priest friend kept getting weird, un-explained glances from the girls up ahead, followed by a wave of giggles. This happened about every 5 minutes.
"Why are they laughing at me!?!?" Vash whined.
Danni turned around and winked at him. Wolfwood laughed as Vash kicked up some sand and it blew back hitting him in the face.
"When are you gonna bite the bullet (VC: he-hem bad pun shamelessly inserted lol) and just ask her to marry you?" Wolfwood said all to calmly.
Vash was surprised by his question, but not at all phased.
"I dunno how to ask...I guess..."
"Just buy a ring and ask, you know she's head over heels for you."
********
"I get the feeling they're talking about you Danni," Britt said, not moving to look at her.
"Thanks Captain Obvious."
She turned around and put her hands behind her back. She skipped happily over to the guys and squished herself in between the two.
"Hey guys, watchya talkin' 'bout?" She asked in a childish voice.
Wolfwood took a drag of his cigarette.
"Um...well...CANDLES!"
Danni stopped in her tracks.
"Candles?" She asked not believing him.
"Yeah...candles and their effect on.....DART THROWING!"
Wolfwood glanced at him. Danni smirked.
"You are a horrible liar. Even if you were good at it like Wolfie over here, you wouldn't get away with it, so don't try it. Kay?" She patted his head and skipped off back to join the girls, who looked back and giggled again.
"Damn man, you sure do know how to pick 'em. She's got you wrapped around her finger."
Vash mimicked him, but stopped when he got punched.
*******
"He we need a hotel room with 4 beds please," the red-clad woman said to the hotel clerk.
"Name please?"
"Um....Kaiser."
"Ok right this way."
"Why'd you give him *my* name!?" Vash whined and flopped over on a bed.
"It's the first thing that popped into my head!....well actually chibi was....that was second...but I don't think chibi would be a very good last name."
"Why didn't you just give him *you're* last name?"
"I don't like it," she said and gave him a glare that said 'and you'll never know.'
"I'm going for a walk," Wolfwood said out of no where and winked at Vash. "Wanna come Danni?"
"Huh, what me?" Danni said shaking her head after about 3 seconds of spacing out.
"NO the Danni next to you brilliant," Britt quipped sitting at the table.
"Oh alright sure."
They walked out of the hotel and straight into the cnetral market.
"What are you up to Wolfie?!" She said rounding on him, stopping him and standing in front of him, on her tip toes so she could look into his eyes without having him to look down at her. He choked on his cigarette.
"Nothing, I just thought you'd like a walk."
"You're lying. What are they up to?" she asked squinting at him.
"Nothing, promise."
"I still don't believe you, but you lucky I'm bored, so I'll let you buy me lunch."
She grinned and they started walking again.
'If they don't hurry up, I'm going to be shredded up!'
She glanced at him out of the corner of her eye and let out a small laugh.
"Why do you keep laughing every time you look at me or the dork!?"
"This is why," she said in a 'duh' sort of voice, pulling a picture of him and Vash without shirts on and waved it in front of his face. She ran when he tried to grab it form her.
********
Vash and the girls, excluding Danni, walked around a small market place, looking for a jewelry store. Vash often caught snippets of the girls mumbling behind him.
"Lucky bitch...."
"....marry Vash...."
"...Sesshomaru..."
"....Vash naked....."
He sighed until he realized the last thing they said before a burst of giggles.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?"
"OH that part about have a naked pic of you? Or the part about the Sesshomaru pic?" Britt asked slyly.
"WHAT NAKED PIC??!"
"I think we should concentrate on the task at hand here, Wolfwood will come back in a matchbox if we don't get a move on," Britt said ignoring his pleas to get the naked pic.
They wandered into a random jewelry store.
********
"Wolfie," a growl from the so called 'wolfie.' "Nick.... please tell me," Danni said snuggling up to wolfwood on a bench in the saloon, she hugged his arm to her and nuzzled his neck. "Please?"
'Damn these benches...what ever happened to good old *seperated* chairs!?'
He pushed her over.
"No."
"So they *are* up to something!"
She downed her drink and grabbed his hand pulling him out of the building.
"What where are we going...I'm hungry!!"
"To find them."
"Why?! It's a surprise!!"
"I hate surprises," she said still dragging him by the hand aling the road.
********
"Ohhh...lookie at this one!!" Jacki said running over to where Vash and Britt were looking into a glass case full of rings.
"That thing is huge!!" Britt practically screamed as Meryl and Millie came over to look. Vash just stood on the side, he didn't know what the hell he was doing.
"I dunno, it doesn't look like Miss Danni, I don't see her in huge diamonds. I see her with somethign more subtle, like this," Merly led them over to a small glass case with about 5 rings on a holder, sitting on the top. She picked up the top one.
The ring had a silver band with 3 small diamonds encrusted inside. Vash wandered over obviously by accident, and looked at the ring.
*********
Danni broke down in the middle of the whole town on her hands and knees, clutching Wolfwood's hand.
"Nicholas, Nicholas please tell me!!"
"Danni....woman get up! People are staring!!" He said in an angry whisper.
"No this is what you get...PLEASE NICK!!" She started to cry.
"Please please please!!"
He gave her a good hard tug and pulled the sobbing girl to her feet and dragged her back to the hotel, still trying her hardest to make a scene.
*********
"Wow this is perfect! Thanks insurance girl!" Vash said kissing her on the cheek and walked, almost skipped over to the cashier.
"How much was it?" Jacki asked as they started walking back to the hotel.
"Um...well....It was...enough."
"How much is enough?" They all asked at once, stopping outside the hotel and glaring at Vash.
He mumbled something.
"$$700??!" They all screamed at him at once, chasing him up the stairs while shoving the ring into his pocket. He rushed in the room and slammed the door behind him.
********* 9 seconds ago
"Oh PAH-LEASE TELL ME!!!" she cried sitting on his lap in the chair and putting her arms around his neck.
"Pwease?"
Vash came running in the door, slamming it shut behind him and sunk onto the bed. He looked up.
"Hey what's......."
Danni jumped off Wolfwood and clung to Vash for dear life.
"Oh Vash-u. He wouldn't tell me where you were or what you were doing...I was so worried, I missed you!! Where were you?!"
"No where," he aid grinning.
She kissed him hard on the lips.
"Still no where."
She growled and got up, rushing into the bathroom and slamming the door as hard as she possibly could.
"ALL MEN SUCK!!!" she screamed before locking herself in and sulking.
"That didn't sound too good," Britt said just walking in with the rest of the girls apparently having given up on the Vash-spent-700-double- dollars chase.
"Eh, she'll live, she's just mad neither of us would tell her where I was."
"SHE PUT ME THROUGH HELL!" Wolfwood yelled through a cigarette.
"Didn't look like hell when I walked in," Vash said smirking. "And if that was hell I'd hope to go there."
All eyes turned to the priest and his lone cigarette. ____________________________________________________________________________ __
Begging and Vash Naked
"OH my god, did I show you this picture of Sesshomaru, Meryl?!" Danni asked digging through her bag and pulled out a really hot picture os Sesshomaru, half naked with a really cut body. She grinned and handed it to Meryl. She stared at it with an expression of shock.
"He's so beautiful!"
"Lemme see," Jacki said grabbing the pic.
"Woah!"
"Only problem is, he despises all humans," Danni said taking the picture back with a bunch of groans. She went to put it in her back pocket when someone grabbed it. She spun around.
"Wolfwood! You guys are supposed to be looking for something for a fire!" She yelled jumping around trying to get the pic back.
"You can't burn sand!!"
"Give me my picture back you jerk!!"
"What picture?"
Vash walked in.
Danni froze and fell on her face.
"C'mon Wolfwood, please?" She begged giving him puppy eyes.
Vash walked over to Wolfwood and took the picture.
"Hey he's hot!"
Everyone sweat dropped.
"Who is it?"
"Sesshomaru," the girls said in unison sighing.
"Who's picture?"
"Mine can I have it back now?" she asked in a sweet begging voice.
Vash hesitated.
"I'll give you anything," she said putting his arms around his neck and pulling herself close to him.
A huge grin spread across his face. He handed the picture back to her and she stuffed it in her back pocket. She grinned and pulled out more pictures, and sat by the smoldering pile that was a fire. She handed them to Meryl who passed them.
"Miroku and InuYasha," she passed a pic of them with out shirts in water.
"Spike....Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom (sigh) and .....he-hem," she passed the last one quickly.
Vash and Wolfwood were sitting on the opposite side of the cave. The girls all turned and started laughing, looking at them.
*********
The group started off toward Mei City. The red-clad gunman and his priest friend kept getting weird, un-explained glances from the girls up ahead, followed by a wave of giggles. This happened about every 5 minutes.
"Why are they laughing at me!?!?" Vash whined.
Danni turned around and winked at him. Wolfwood laughed as Vash kicked up some sand and it blew back hitting him in the face.
"When are you gonna bite the bullet (VC: he-hem bad pun shamelessly inserted lol) and just ask her to marry you?" Wolfwood said all to calmly.
Vash was surprised by his question, but not at all phased.
"I dunno how to ask...I guess..."
"Just buy a ring and ask, you know she's head over heels for you."
********
"I get the feeling they're talking about you Danni," Britt said, not moving to look at her.
"Thanks Captain Obvious."
She turned around and put her hands behind her back. She skipped happily over to the guys and squished herself in between the two.
"Hey guys, watchya talkin' 'bout?" She asked in a childish voice.
Wolfwood took a drag of his cigarette.
"Um...well...CANDLES!"
Danni stopped in her tracks.
"Candles?" She asked not believing him.
"Yeah...candles and their effect on.....DART THROWING!"
Wolfwood glanced at him. Danni smirked.
"You are a horrible liar. Even if you were good at it like Wolfie over here, you wouldn't get away with it, so don't try it. Kay?" She patted his head and skipped off back to join the girls, who looked back and giggled again.
"Damn man, you sure do know how to pick 'em. She's got you wrapped around her finger."
Vash mimicked him, but stopped when he got punched.
*******
"He we need a hotel room with 4 beds please," the red-clad woman said to the hotel clerk.
"Name please?"
"Um....Kaiser."
"Ok right this way."
"Why'd you give him *my* name!?" Vash whined and flopped over on a bed.
"It's the first thing that popped into my head!....well actually chibi was....that was second...but I don't think chibi would be a very good last name."
"Why didn't you just give him *you're* last name?"
"I don't like it," she said and gave him a glare that said 'and you'll never know.'
"I'm going for a walk," Wolfwood said out of no where and winked at Vash. "Wanna come Danni?"
"Huh, what me?" Danni said shaking her head after about 3 seconds of spacing out.
"NO the Danni next to you brilliant," Britt quipped sitting at the table.
"Oh alright sure."
They walked out of the hotel and straight into the cnetral market.
"What are you up to Wolfie?!" She said rounding on him, stopping him and standing in front of him, on her tip toes so she could look into his eyes without having him to look down at her. He choked on his cigarette.
"Nothing, I just thought you'd like a walk."
"You're lying. What are they up to?" she asked squinting at him.
"Nothing, promise."
"I still don't believe you, but you lucky I'm bored, so I'll let you buy me lunch."
She grinned and they started walking again.
'If they don't hurry up, I'm going to be shredded up!'
She glanced at him out of the corner of her eye and let out a small laugh.
"Why do you keep laughing every time you look at me or the dork!?"
"This is why," she said in a 'duh' sort of voice, pulling a picture of him and Vash without shirts on and waved it in front of his face. She ran when he tried to grab it form her.
********
Vash and the girls, excluding Danni, walked around a small market place, looking for a jewelry store. Vash often caught snippets of the girls mumbling behind him.
"Lucky bitch...."
"....marry Vash...."
"...Sesshomaru..."
"....Vash naked....."
He sighed until he realized the last thing they said before a burst of giggles.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?"
"OH that part about have a naked pic of you? Or the part about the Sesshomaru pic?" Britt asked slyly.
"WHAT NAKED PIC??!"
"I think we should concentrate on the task at hand here, Wolfwood will come back in a matchbox if we don't get a move on," Britt said ignoring his pleas to get the naked pic.
They wandered into a random jewelry store.
********
"Wolfie," a growl from the so called 'wolfie.' "Nick.... please tell me," Danni said snuggling up to wolfwood on a bench in the saloon, she hugged his arm to her and nuzzled his neck. "Please?"
'Damn these benches...what ever happened to good old *seperated* chairs!?'
He pushed her over.
"No."
"So they *are* up to something!"
She downed her drink and grabbed his hand pulling him out of the building.
"What where are we going...I'm hungry!!"
"To find them."
"Why?! It's a surprise!!"
"I hate surprises," she said still dragging him by the hand aling the road.
********
"Ohhh...lookie at this one!!" Jacki said running over to where Vash and Britt were looking into a glass case full of rings.
"That thing is huge!!" Britt practically screamed as Meryl and Millie came over to look. Vash just stood on the side, he didn't know what the hell he was doing.
"I dunno, it doesn't look like Miss Danni, I don't see her in huge diamonds. I see her with somethign more subtle, like this," Merly led them over to a small glass case with about 5 rings on a holder, sitting on the top. She picked up the top one.
The ring had a silver band with 3 small diamonds encrusted inside. Vash wandered over obviously by accident, and looked at the ring.
*********
Danni broke down in the middle of the whole town on her hands and knees, clutching Wolfwood's hand.
"Nicholas, Nicholas please tell me!!"
"Danni....woman get up! People are staring!!" He said in an angry whisper.
"No this is what you get...PLEASE NICK!!" She started to cry.
"Please please please!!"
He gave her a good hard tug and pulled the sobbing girl to her feet and dragged her back to the hotel, still trying her hardest to make a scene.
*********
"Wow this is perfect! Thanks insurance girl!" Vash said kissing her on the cheek and walked, almost skipped over to the cashier.
"How much was it?" Jacki asked as they started walking back to the hotel.
"Um...well....It was...enough."
"How much is enough?" They all asked at once, stopping outside the hotel and glaring at Vash.
He mumbled something.
"$$700??!" They all screamed at him at once, chasing him up the stairs while shoving the ring into his pocket. He rushed in the room and slammed the door behind him.
********* 9 seconds ago
"Oh PAH-LEASE TELL ME!!!" she cried sitting on his lap in the chair and putting her arms around his neck.
"Pwease?"
Vash came running in the door, slamming it shut behind him and sunk onto the bed. He looked up.
"Hey what's......."
Danni jumped off Wolfwood and clung to Vash for dear life.
"Oh Vash-u. He wouldn't tell me where you were or what you were doing...I was so worried, I missed you!! Where were you?!"
"No where," he aid grinning.
She kissed him hard on the lips.
"Still no where."
She growled and got up, rushing into the bathroom and slamming the door as hard as she possibly could.
"ALL MEN SUCK!!!" she screamed before locking herself in and sulking.
"That didn't sound too good," Britt said just walking in with the rest of the girls apparently having given up on the Vash-spent-700-double- dollars chase.
"Eh, she'll live, she's just mad neither of us would tell her where I was."
"SHE PUT ME THROUGH HELL!" Wolfwood yelled through a cigarette.
"Didn't look like hell when I walked in," Vash said smirking. "And if that was hell I'd hope to go there."
All eyes turned to the priest and his lone cigarette. ____________________________________________________________________________ __