Mood Swings

"Danniiiiiiiiiii come out!!!"

A thud against the bathroom door was the only answer. She threw a soap bar.

"Is that a no?"

THUD!

Britt got up and pulled the pitiful blonde gunman away from the door and shoved him onto the bed by Wolfwood.

"Why were you all up on Danni like that when I walked in!? Huh!? What kind of priest are you?!"

"*Me* all up on *her*?!"

Vash and Wolfwood started wrestling.

"Danni, if you don't I'm flushing your teddy bear down the toilet!!"

The door swung open and Danni rushed out quickly, looking around, when suddenly she was tackled by Britt onto the floor.

"Jerry Jerry Jerry," Jacki chanted.

"Oxy-gen!" the tackled girl wheezed.

"Are you gonna stay put!?"

"Ye-ye" She nodded and Britt got up. Danni breathed in deeply.

"I can bre- hey what's up with them?" She asked pointing to Vash struggling to get of of the head lock Wolfwood put him in. He was turning quite a brilliant shade of purple.

"Oh Vash got mad cuz you were all up on Wolfwood trying to get him to tell you where we were. He thought it was his fault," she shrugged.

"Oh." She looked over to where the 3 year old gunman and the 4 year priest were still wrestling. Vash had given up for the lack of air and Wolfwood still had him tightly stuck in the headlock, smoking.

"Wolfwood you're gonna kill him!" Danni yelled kicking him in the shins., making him let go of Vash who drew in a long breath.

"It's your fault the whole thing happened!!" The priest howled inspecting the bright blue and purple bruise that was now forming on his left shin.

"You shoulda just told me in the first place!!"

"I was sworn into it!"

"Like you never lied!"

"I..."

He was cut off by Danni lunging at him, knocking him onto the bed.

"I....AHHHH!"

She bit him hard on the arm. He'd just tried to push her away. She climbed on top of him straddling his waist trying to reach what ever she could. He grabbed her by the wrists to restrain her. She started trying to bite him just as 2 hands wrapped themselves around her waist, lifting her off the poor priest, who deserved what he got in her opinion.

"Danni what are you- AHHH!"

She bit down hard on Vash's hand, which was trying to calm her down. He kept his arms around her waist from then on, keeping the struggling girl away from the frightened form that was Wolfwood.

Danni stopped thrashing around and relaxed in Vash's arms.

"What the hell did I do to you?!" Wolfwood yelled looking rather terrified.

"You wouldn't tell meeeeeeee!!" she cried bursting into tears. She turned around and nudged her way onto Vash's grasp covering her eyes and sobbing into his chest. He looked down at her and back up with a look of pure and utter amazement. He nervously wrapped his arms around her.

"And it's all your fault!!" Danni screamed, her violence returning. Wolfwood huddled in the corner as the emotional girl started to pound her fists against his chest.

"It's all your fucking fault. And speaking of fucking..." she screamed wailing away at his chest while he tried to block her blows, the others just watching, not wanting to get hit.

"If you weren't such a horny bastard this never would have happened!!"

"Shoulda left her in the bathroom," Wolfwood commented still huddling in the corner.

"I wouldn't be talking huddled over there!" Danni yelled stopping herself from killing the poor blonde.

She sat in the middle of the floor cross legegd and closed her eyes. She took a deep breath and stood up. She hugged Vash and kissed him softly on the lips.

"I'm sorry I'll make it up to you," she told him winking. She went over to the cowering priest and kissed him on the cheek.

"I owe you too."

"Now that's what I call mood swings," Britt commented.