A Weird and Unusual Day

Part 2: Let's blow up the Chemistry lab with Hydrochloric acid and magnesium!!!!!

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I don't own Ranma. If I did I'd be the top Amazon. I'd also ditch Mousse for a bishnouen instead.

Warnings: Swears and OOC especially Ranma... he'll actually think things through.

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"Hi Ranma... How are you?" I said to Ranma as I was passing him in the hallway on the way to the Nekohaten where I was staying. I swear if I wasn't in my cursed form Akane would mallet him just for me saying hi, please... how immature.

"Excuse me, do I know you?" I had Ranma ask.

Crap!! No one but the Amazon's were supposed to know about my curse. Best would be for me to say I'm Kris's brother "K". Yeah that would work sorta like the whole Ranma, Ranko bit.

"Sorry, My sister mentioned you and I thought I'd say hi. I guess that I wasn't thinking. By the way my name is K. It's sorta like the whole MIB thing. All I need is a black suit, tie and sunglasses." I said rambling on... a general trait of me being nervous.

"MIB... what's that?" Ranma asked as we were walking along the street.

"MIB come on it's only one of the funniest sci-fi movies around." I said conversationally.

"Oh.... so why was Kris in the hallway earlier?" Ranma asked curiously.

"Oh she decided to test the English teacher's vocabulary best put she taught the teach many new and interesting words." I said bored.

"Why'd she do that?" Ranma asked

"I dunno... ask her." I said not wanting any suspicions that "K" and I were one and the same people.

"Alright... I gotta run.... Akane will pound me if I'm late... I don't want a flying lesson today. Ja." Ranma said as he took off running

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"Elder Cologne... I'm back." I yelled as I arrived back at the Nekohaten in my cursed form, with Shampoo close behind me.

"Hi, Kris... Shampoo." Cologne said.

"Elder Cologne... would you know of anyone who could teach me martial arts here. I don't want to end up getting hurt if I end up getting caught in a fight. I know a remote bit of Ju-Jitsu and that's it." I prompted.

"Shampoo teach. Yes?" Shampoo asked Cologne.

"Yes you may Shampoo. It'll benefit her greatly, after all she will help us greatly." Cologne said.

"What do you mean by that elder." I inquired.

"Well if you can't get back... I'll induct you into the tribe as an adoptive daughter of mine but first you need to know basic martial arts." Cologne said.

"Yes, elder. I would like to get home but if I can't than it is nice to know I have some place to go." I said appreciatively. One thing that made me wary was that Cologne was acting completely different than she did in the anime. I knew her as an old crone in the anime... what was different here. Maybe I brought the best out of her or maybe I would provide some advantage for the Amazon's. I was clueless.

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The next day my training regiment began with Shampoo. I must say that she was a good sensei. Amazingly patient since I always thought of her as an impatient person. I guess you only see so much of a supporting character in an anime. I also that day managed to befriend Ranma as "K". I went online today to look at what they had as animes here and I noticed that there was a show called Project K and it seemed to really follow the events of what was happening to me in some regards. I had to wonder if parallel realities were truly visualized to us through TV.

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Life had changed and I couldn't decide if it were for the better. I was becoming closer friends with Ranma as "K" and I was surprised that he never once pieced the mystery of "K" and me together. Lately he had been asking if I or rather Kris had a boyfriend. To be blunt I was extremely surprised. Here was this bishnouen asking if I Kris was single. I half wondered if maybe that was what Cologne was hinting at before because if I and Ranma were together and I were a top warrior in the Amazons it would benefit the tribe. Who knows I could be thinking a little to far ahead of myself. But hey, I managed to talk Ranma of all people into helping me test of a reaction of pure Hydrochloric acid and Magnesium an highly reactive metal in a very dilute solution. We are planning on placing the blame on Kuno. Fun time. Kuno just doesn't understand my and Ranma's relationship. He thinks me as Kris is enslaved by Ranma... just like Ranko... sigh... I wish I could tell Ranma my secret maybe he could help... My only problem is Nabiki might try to buy information off of him. I don't want that.

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"Kris.... hey Kris wait up!" I heard Ranma yelling from behind me.

"Oh...hey Ranma. Wuz up?" I said.

"Not much... I was wondering if I could talk with you. Alone?" Ranma asked seeming nervously.

"Sure. What about?" I asked.

"Well, Kris I was wondering if you would be interested in going to the beach with me and my cousin Ranko?" Ranma asked.

"Sure as long as K can come with us... he'd feel left out." I said planning a way to hide my curse.

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"Ohayo Ranma!" I said as I ran up to him by Dr. Tofu's office. We were planning on meeting here so that I wouldn't have to explain to Cologne why I am alone with Ranma. It was pretty much the same situation with Ranma and the Tendo's.

"Ohayo Kris. Let's move. By the way where is K?" he said as we took off running towards the beach

"K said he'd meet us there... did Ranko say the same thing?" I asked.

As we all know mother nature decides to have some fun and it starts to rain and of course we all know that Ranma and I didn't bring an umbrella.

"Uh........ Hi Ranma." I said as I was sweating bullets when he saw me change into K.

"By chance did you also fall into Jusenkyo?" Ranma asked.

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Well that's it for today. My internet provider is down right now so I'm using this time to update fics instead of sitting on my lazy butt reading fanfiction... I know that I love doing that... I just thought it'd be a good idea to update now since school is done

Ja ne,

Gemini