Quick Draw

Vash'sChick: Ok, I know this is the same as the show...but it's different and this story is starting to bore me...I just wanna get to the point I planned on and then I'm done! Which shouldn't be too long....if anyone wants to help...they can give me some ideas for bounty hunters :-) dankie dankie ^.^ ____________________________________________________________________________ __

"Guess what guess what!?" Jacki yelled bursting into the door hopping up and down with excitement.

"What what!?" Vash said hopping with the same excitement.

"What a moron," Danni said to Wolfwood sitting on the bed.

"There's a quick draw tournament in town! And the winner gets $$7000!" She stopped hopping and sat at the table with Meryl, Millie, and Britt. They were still living in the hotel.

"That money would be useful considering Mr. I-need-doughnuts-can-I- borrow-a-couple-million-double-dollars used almost all of it," Meryl said getting up to wash a few dishes.

"Among other things," Wolfwood mumbled through a cigarette.

"Will you two stop mumbling!" Britt scolded them getting annoyed and laughed when they both jumped.

"So we are going to enter Mr. Vash and Mr. Wolfwood in the tournament!" Jacki squealed with excitement.

"SAY WHAT!?" Came the shouts of the two males in the hotel room.

"I wanna go to!" Echoed the voices of the pregnant women.

All eyes turned to them.

"What?" They echoed again.

"You're pregnant, what if you get hurt or have to face someone better than you?" Meryl asked, her voice full of reason.

"No one's better than us," Britt said laughing.

"What if you have to face Mr. Vash or Mr. Wolfwood?" Millie asked finding her voice.

They all looked at each other.

"Then we compete just like normal," Danni said.

"I couldn't shoot you!" Vash and Wolfwood said together looking at the two best friends.

"Who said you'd get the chance to?" Britt quipped.

"Was that a challenge?" The priest asked putting his cigarette out in the glass ash tray.

"Certainly was," Britt said stepping up to him.

"Guess we better go sign up then," he answered cooly.

"Guess so."

They walked out of the hotel room together, the others shrugged and followed.

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"Thank you for signing up Mr. Wolfwood, Mr. Vash. Say isn't that the name of the legendary outlaw?" The chubby host asked eyeing Vash suspiciously.

"Yeah, I get that a lot," he said laughing moronically and rubbing the back of his head.

Danni and Britt stepped up to put their names down on the paper when the man stopped them.

"What are a couple of pretty ladies like you doing in a gunman's tournament?" he asked them in an overly flirtatious voice.

Britt grabbed his wrist and twisted it as he reached out for her. His face contorted in pain.

"We are not your toys. We are here to compete and win. Got it?"

He nodded furiously and she let go of his wrists.

"Good."

She picked up the pen and put her name down passing the pen to her friend. She put her name down on the paper and smirked at him, and walked away.

*********

"First up in the bottle shooting round....Mr. Nicholas D. Wolfie!!" The voice of the perverted host announced much to the priest's dismay.

"What!? Who put Wolfie?!"

He looked over to the girl and Vash. Britt was grinning maliciously at him. He smirked and 5 shots rang out, each bullet hitting a bottle and shattering it with a heart chilling crash. The group applauded. He took a mocking bow and grinned.

The next 3 contestants hit no bottles besides one, he hit a single bottle and looked absolutely giddy about it.

Danni and Britt were up one after the other, both hitting every bottle, and smirking at Wolfwood afterward. Another person hit 4 out of 5 and Vash of course hit all 5. But now came the hard part, person on person combat.

"First up...Mr. Wolfie and Mr. SharpShot!"

Three shots were fired and the black clad man was down. Gasps ran through the crowd.

"The winner...Mr. Wolfie!!"

He shuttered at the name and dragged the other man off the field. They went through that round like water, Vash using a single bullet. The final 4- Danni, Britt, Vash, and Wolfie.

Danni vs Vash....Britt vs Wolfwood.

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Britt and Wolfwood faced each other about 10 feet apart. Both had guns raised, aimed with deadly accuracy at the other's chest. Britt was the first to shoot. The priest lunged out of te way to the left, narrowly missing the bullet. He quickly got to his feet and looked around. 4 shots rang out from behind a stone wall, hitting the sand near his feet. He jumped back in surprise. He could hear her reloading and took cover behind another stone wall. He shot 3 times over the wall and heard a click....a very close...very deadly click.

"Guess I won the challenge," Britt said standing over him with her gun pointed down at his head.

"Not necessarily," he said and tumbled out of the way of Britt's shot, missing him by inches.

She stood. They faced each other, guns aimed. A row of shots burst through the air into the silence. A cloud of dust puffed up blocking everyone's vision, slowly receding.

The priest stood gunless facing Britt, her gun against his temple. His gun was laying 30 some odd feet to the right.

"Did now," she whispered to him and kissed him hard on the lips before walking back to the group. The black clad man stood shocked in the middle of everything. He ran to get his gun and fumbled his way back to the rest of the group, who were all howling with laughter except Britt, and Jacki who was to busy with Bounty to notice anything.

"Nice," Danni said to Britt smiling at her. "Nice."

"I know."

"Britt.....the winner....will face the winner of the next round...Miss Danni vs Mr. Vash!!" ____________________________________________________________________________ __

Vash'sChick: Feh. I know that was horrible, feel free to tell me so.