A weird and unusual day part 4

Fighting beavers, OH MY!

by Chibi Shi-Chan a.k.a Gemini, K-Chan (depending on the day)

hehehehe... been way to long... anyway here is the new chapter. I know Ranma is out of character but I'm the author so nyahh!

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"Ranma! You asshole, you cheating jerk... what are you doing with that dumb slut Kris!" I heard Akane scream as I was walking up to the school.

"Akane... I was going to tell you, I have been spending time with Kris and she's shown me parts of me I never knew. I just don't need to be the world's best martial artist... I'm happy being the best I can be. It still helps beating the crap outta Kuno though." Ranma said as I observed him from up above in the tree.

"Ranma you bastard... you will never know love. You will live life rejected by all and above all die!!!!!!" Akane yelled as she pulled her BAM (an: Big Ass Mallet) outta her subspace pocket as she tried to beat the stuffing outta Ranma.

"Akane, stop it!" I screamed as I landed in front of Akane in my basic ready stance. I hate the idea of fighting her but there is no justifiable reason for her to attack my Ranma. Damn it there I go sounding all possessive.

"You American hussy leave him alone and go back to where you came from." Akane screamed at me. Only managing to piss me off.

"You moron, I am Canadian to start, secondly I can't exactly go home, I'm stuck here and finally grow up you overgrown baby." I screamed at Akane as I got into a fighting stance waiving my hand taunting Akane to charge at me. (an: I have no offenses against Americans, they are actually pretty kewl, I myself just like to announce to the world I am Canadian and damn proud of it. reminds me of the Molson Canadian ad that was on TV, now that was a great commercial. It was funny even that hockey fight one was good too. It was like "so you're from Canada, how's it going eh?" and completely butchering Canadian dialect and the Canadian got pissed off pulled the guys shirt over his head... It was like a hockey fight. Gomen, guess I sorta got carried overboard)

Akane charmed me trying to overpower me but my speed lessons had paid off it's no problem evading her rage filled attack. I just needed to find an opening to put her out using a pressure point. That way I don't have an even angrier Akane after me. There was the opening as she tried a low kick at me completely forgetting her defense. I used the open and put her unconscious and started to carry her home with Ranma trailing behind me.

"Ranma, how do you think your father will take you leaving Akane and going to China with me. Will he try to stop you?" I asked nervously as I had Akane slung over my shoulder still unconscious.

"I think pop will try to stop me and Mr.Tendo will try to make me stay by using the demon head. I wouldn't put it past those two scheming to take me back, bakas." Ranma said as he shook his head.

"I know, we better hurry up." I said as Ranma and I picked up our pace running the rest of the way to the Tendo dojo.

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As I walked into the Tendo dojo, I was becoming very anxious, I didn't like the way Akane was starting to stir. I was honestly didn't want to be sent into LEO (Lower Earth Orbit).

"Ranma, I think we should put her on the couch or something. I don't want to be pummeled when she wakes up." I said as I followed Ranma into what I believed to be the living room where Genma and Mr.Tendo were playing Shogi.

"Ranma my boy where were you. Were you being a good fiancé and on a date with Akane." Mr.Tendo asked completely ignoring the fact I was carrying an unconscious Akane on my shoulder. It was like he only saw what he wanted to.

"Mr.Tendo, you're daughter attacked me. talk to her about it. By the way Ranma and I are leaving for China. We're going to try to find a cure. Ja ne!!" I yelled as Ranma and I raced to the guest room and jumped out of the window.

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"Elder, I'm back. I have decided on a name as well. Is Ange a suitable one?" I asked as Ranma and I wandered into the Nekohaten. I was glad Shampoo knew about my and Ranma's status that meant that I didn't have to worry about her glomping my Ranma-Chan.

"Kris... it's good to see you. Ange seems suitable it probably has symbolism but it suits your personality perfectly." Cologne answered as she made her way over to Ranma and myself.

"Elder, if I have your permission may I challenge Kris in battle after she is inducted into the tribe." Ranma inquired politely to Cologne. It ceases to amaze me how people change now that I'm here.

"Ranma, you know what you are requesting correct?" Cologne inquired.

"Hai, elder I do and I wish to be Kris's significant other." Ranma said while blushing.

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I'm going to end it here today... I'll try to remember to update sooner this time. I'm so bad about updating. Anyway please review... And I'll try to make the chapter come out soon. I think it's coming close to the end as well.... Anyway... g-nite all and hope to hear from you.