CHAPTER FIVE
The Ending
Less than an hour later, Kurama slammed on the brakes and left huge black marks in the Girl Scout HQ parking lot. The truck did a full 360 turn before coming to a stop, perfectly within the yellow lines separating the parking places. Shadow stared.
"Wow. Maybe you're not just a road-rage, car-chase, smash-innocent-animals- onto-the-highway type of guy. You've actually got some skill."
"I didn't mash any innocent animals!" Kurama said, jumping to the ground from the driver's seat of the truck and glaring up at Shadow, who was still standing in the back of the truck.
"Well you would have at the speed you were going," Shadow said. "Unless, of course, a fox was on the road. Then you would have killed us all to save it."
"Is there something wrong with that?"
"Shut up guys! Let's go," Yusuke said. He was holding a piece of duct tape in his hand.
"Hey! That's supposed to be on your mouth!" Shadow snapped.
"Let's go," Kurama said, running after Yusuke. Shadow sighed and jumped out of the truck, actually managing to land on her feet and start running after the two boys without tripping (unlike most girls...).
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The intercom on the wall exploded into static all of a sudden, scaring Hiei so bad he jumped backwards into the opposite wall. The static cleared up and a girl started talking.
"Hey, can you hear me?"
"Yes, what do you want?" Hiei asked, annoyed.
"Well, I just wanted to ask you if you knew anybody with short black hair, long red hair, or long black hair. Do you?" the girl asked.
"Maybe. Why?"
"Because three people like that are coming towards the front door right now."
'YES!!!' Hiei thought, restraining himself from screaming it out loud. "Oh. Well I suppose I do, then."
"Oooooh. They are the friends that we're supposed to throw in the dungeon with you, aren't they?"
"No, uh... I don't have any friends. They're my, uh... armed bodyguards..." Hiei said, realizing that had to sound pretty stupid, as he was sure none of them had brought guns along.
"Armed bodyguard?! If you have bodyguards, why didn't they save you before you ever got kidnapped?"
"Good point. So they aren't bodyguards. Either that or they're really lousy bodyguards. Either way, they're gonna kick you alls's butts and get me outta here," Hiei said.
"Ha! Nobody can beat the Girl Scout's Intruder Prevention Attack Squad!!!" the girl said, sounding confident.
"What's that? Some little kids running around throwing cookies?"
"How did you know?!" the girl said, soundng horrified.
"Oh my God."
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"Yay! The front door! How shall we enter it? We could: A) Ring the Doorbell," Shadow said.
"There is no doorbell," Yusuke pointed out.
"There's always B: Go in through the windows!" Shadow said. She looked around and noticed there were no windows. She looked back at the two boys and smiled innocently.
"I like C best," Kurama said.
"C? What's C?" Shadow asked.
"Bust the door down," Kurama said happily.
"Maybe it's open and we could just walk in," Yusuke said. He pushed and pulled and tried everything, but the door was locked.
"Kurama, why owuld you bust the door down when you could just as easily pick the lock and go in peacefully?" Shadow asked.
"Pah! Picking locks is for sneaky theiveries and stuff. I like breaking down doors when we're doing this kind of thing," Kurama said, shrugging.
"OKay then, let's see you break the door."
Kurama pulled off some karate kick or something and the door broke right in half.
"Flimsy doors," Kurama muttered. "That's just something I made up right now, too. The door should at least stand up to some lame move I just make up off the top of my head..."
"Riiiiiight," Shadow muttered, staring at Kurama.
"Right! Let's go," Kurama said. He led the way into the HQ with Yusuke and Shadow close behind. The halls were empty. At the end of the hall they had the choice of going upstairs or seeing what was behind a door.
"Well? Which way, brainiac?" Shadow asked dryly.
"I wonder... Do they even know we're here?" Yusuke asked.
"Yes."
"How do you know, fox boy?!"
"Girls seem to have a sixth sense sometimes. Have you ever noticed that?"
"These are Girl Scouts, Kurama. They have no brains!!!" Shadow said, pointing to her head. "They do, however, have cameras." She pointed to the ceiling. In the corner was a small camera, focused on the three of them. Shadow flipped it off, the same as she had with the cops.
"Well here's a map of the whole place," Kurama said, looking at a big map on the wall. "Boy, they're stupid to keep this here. Look, it even says they have prison cells in the basement! We go through this door."
Shadow turned the knob and pushed the door open before Kurama could pull off some strange move and break the door. Inside was a huge room. On the other side were some little girls holding boxes of cookies.
"FIRE!!!" one screamed as soon as the three were inside. The girls started hurling cookies at Kurama, Shadow, and Yusuke. They easily dodged them (even Shadow) and attacked the girls. Luckily Kuwabara wasn't with them, because if he was he wouldn't have hurt the girls like the three of them did. Girl Scouts were coming and dropping like flies. Shadow grabbed one.
"Does your face hurt, little girl?" Shadow asked.
"Huh-uh," the girl said, looking terrified.
"Well it's killing me!" Shadow punched the girl in the face and dropped her. "Ah, that's much better."
"Let's go!" Kurama said. They ran through the door at the other side of the room and entered the main function room of the Girl Scouts. Tons of girls wearing Girl Scout uniforms were everywhere. The main Boss Lady turned to face them.
"Ah, you would be the captive boy's friends," she said.
"Ah, yes, last time I checked," Yusuke said.
The woman turned around and pressed a button. "Hey boy, your friends are here. Don't worry, they'll join you soon enough."
"Ha! Right," came Hiei's voice over the speaker.
"Well, you'll see how wrong you were when three unconscious kids are thrown in there with you."
"How are you gonna knock them out? All you've got is some girls to throw cookies at them!!!"
"That's encouraging," Kurama said happily. "I can beat cookies. Hell, even Shadow can beat cookies."
"Hey! I take that as an insult!" Shadow snapped.
"That's because it was," Kurama said.
"Oh. No wonder. Well, bring on the cookies, old hag lady!" Shadow snapped.
"You heard her!" the woman said. Tons of girls formed lines in front of the three, each of them armed with either cookies or cookie dough.
"It's too bad you broke your screen or you could watch your friends get plastered!" the woman said into the speaker. Hiei snorted. "FIRE AWAY, GIRLS!!!" the woman yelled.
Yusuke, Shadow, and Kurama easily dodged all the cookies that were hurled at them. In fact, the two boys 'vanished.' Rather, they jumped up into the rafters, leaving Shadow to be the single target for the girls, and they walked along until they reached the wall. Below them was an open doorway with stairs leading down. Kurama dropped out of the rafters, at least a ten-foot fall, landed easily, and ran down the stairs. Yusuke followed. Shadow saw them go and screamed some extremely high-pitched, angry curse words at them and shoved through the lines of girls to follow.
Of course, the girls followed Shadow, refusing to let her get away. They flooded down the stairs after her just in time to see Kurama kicking down every door in the basement until he found the one where Hiei was.
"Hullo, Hiei!" Kurama said when he saw the little demon. Hiei looked up at him.
"Hello. It's about time. You off your caffiene high?"
"Never had one. I passed out."
"How about your road rage? You over that?"
Kurama got the most insane happy look on his face, so unlike him that Hiei stared at him like he would go insane any minute. Kurama smiled, closing his eyes and looking away for a second before answering.
"No, I'm not."
Hiei let out a little snort.
"That was fun, man!!!" Kurama said, laughing at the look on Hiei's face.
"I'm sure it was. The whole police chase, too?"
"Yes!"
"Kurama, if you ever get a driver's liscense, remind me to shoot myself."
"Why would you do that?"
"I can just imagine you in a huge, jacked-up truck, flying down the road, going up on the curb, leaving long black marks on the road and sending gravel everywhere when you hit Shadow's driveway, breaking a few windows, spinning in a full circle before you come to a stop, laughing insanely with that insane glint in your eyes while Shadow has a stroke, screaming about how much you're going to pay for all the broken windows and how long you're going to spend picking up every single piece of gravel so she doesn't hit them with the lawn mower, and beating you with a stick until you do. I don't need that," Hiei said dryly.
"I wouldn't do that!!!"
"WHY ARE YOU TWO JUST STANDING THERE, CHATTING LIKE YOU'RE NOT SOME KIDS TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM THE GIRL SCOUTS!!! THEY'RE ALL STANDING RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW!!!" Shadow screamed suddenly, pointing behind her at the girls, who were all standing and staring with their ouths hanging open stupidly.
"Oh. Right," Kurama said.
"Yeah, lets go."
With that all figured out and Kurama in the lead, the four took off down the hall, luckily finding some stairs at the end. They went up them and found themselves outside.
"God. Why would they have a set of stairs like that?" Hiei wondered. "I'm starting to realize that Girl Scouts aren't just a conspiracy, they're also completely retarded."
"Yeah. Well they're girls. What did you expect?" Yusuke said. No sooner had that got out of his mouth then he was on the ground holding his crotch with tears of pain in his eyes.
"I AM NOT RETARDED!!!" Shadow screamed.
"Oh... I forgot... you were a girl..." Yusuke muttered. Shadow fell over, lying on the ground twitching for a second, muttering some incoherant words in some strange language that she seemed to have made up on the spot.
"Let's go," Kurama said. "I'm getting sick of saying that."
"I'm driving!" Hiei said. He ran ahead towards the truck Kurama had stolen. Kurama was right behind him, yelling at him that he probably couldn't even reach the pedals. Shadow jumped up, pulled Yusuke up, and ran after the two demons, who were now rolling around strangling each other on the parking lot. While they were occupied, Shadow jumped up into the driver's seat and revved the engine, snickering insanely at the looks she got from the two demon boys, who stared at her with looks of complete horror.
Hiei fumbled for words for a second, staring at her with a look of complete terror. When he couldn't come up with any words, he pushed Kurama off and walked around the truck, pulling himself up into the passenger's seat.
"You can't drive," he said.
"Why not? I know how."
"You can't."
"Give a good reason."
Hiei opened and closed his mouth a couple times, trying to think of something, but he couldn't, so he just turned, facing forward, and fastened his seatbelt. Kurama climbed up into the back, helping the poor pained Yusuke up before he turned and scooted up to the broken-out back window.
"Shadow, I hate you. I'm oldest, I should drive," Kurama said, glaring at her. Shadow laughed evilly, revving the engine a couple more times.
"Is everyone ready?" she asked.
"NO!" all three boys said at the same time.
"Good! I'm so glad you feel that way," Shadow said happily.
"Well if you're gonna go, I suggest you go now, because those girls are coming," Hiei said.
"GET THEM!!!" the girls screamed, launching cookie dough at Kurama and Yusuke, the two who were unfortunate enough to sit in the back of the truck. Kurama screamed before ducking away from the on-coming attack. The flood of cookie dough splattered Yusuke full in the face, knocking him backwards.
"GO!" Hiei screamed.
"HOLD ON TO SOMETHING!!!" Shadow screamed. She slammed down the gas pedal. The tires screeched before they shot forward at 200 mph, so fast that Hiei was sent backwards into his seat and Kurama and Yusuke were left hanging off the back of the truck, screaming.
"I LOVE THIS!!!" Shadow yelled, getting to the highway. She weaved between the cars with the skill of somebody who played lots of car chase video games. She was also on the wrong side of the road, did I mention that?
"EVEN KURAMA ISN'T THIS BAD!!! I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT SHOOTING MYSELF IF KURAMA STARTS DRIVING!!! YOU TWO WOULD GET ALONG GREAT!!!" Hiei yelled. "I'LL SHOOT BOTH OF YOU AND LEAVE MYSELF ALONE!!!"
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Shadow slowed down to a more normal speed when she realized Kurama and Yusuke were barely hanging onto the back and that if she kept going that speed she would eventually send them flying to their deaths on the highway. She also realized that if she kept going that speed she would eventually kill them all by crashing, because she remembered all the times she had played Crazy Taxi. She always smashed something.
They arrived back at Shadow's place in about an hour and a half. Shadow was quite happy, while Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke all felt like they were going to wet themselves. They were shaking, exspecially Kurama and Yusuke, and their eyes weren't quite focused. They walked inside to find Kuwabara was still unconscious on the couch. The three boys all collapsed onto various pieces of furniture and stayed there until they recovered while Shadow went up to her room to play video games.
"I am never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever going to be in the same car as that girl whe nshe's in the drver's seat ever ever again," Hiei promised. The other two nodded in agreement. "I'm also never going to be kidnapped by Girl Scouts either. Stupid witches. They're all a conspiracy... How come they're allowed to kidnap people but they can't say witch?!"
"Because they're very screwed up," Kurama said. "Can we leave it at that and talk later? I feel like..."
He heaved, then ran away with his hand over his mouth.
"Nice..." Hiei muttered sickly. Then he realized Yusuke had passed out. "Great... Am I the only one who can control myself?"
He started to think about this, but before he could think much, his stomach started doing flip-flops and he ran away with his hand over his mouth too. 'Well that blows that idea,' Hiei thought sickly. 'I swear ...that girl has caused me more pain then anybody I ever fought...'
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The end. I wasn't sure how to end it, but I guess that'll do... Please review!!! I'm not getting hardly any reviews on any of my stories, and if you people like them, you better tell me or I'll stop writing and you'll wish you had. I have an idea for another story, but I'm not sure whether it'll be a comedy or not. I'll just have to see how it turns out while I write...
The Ending
Less than an hour later, Kurama slammed on the brakes and left huge black marks in the Girl Scout HQ parking lot. The truck did a full 360 turn before coming to a stop, perfectly within the yellow lines separating the parking places. Shadow stared.
"Wow. Maybe you're not just a road-rage, car-chase, smash-innocent-animals- onto-the-highway type of guy. You've actually got some skill."
"I didn't mash any innocent animals!" Kurama said, jumping to the ground from the driver's seat of the truck and glaring up at Shadow, who was still standing in the back of the truck.
"Well you would have at the speed you were going," Shadow said. "Unless, of course, a fox was on the road. Then you would have killed us all to save it."
"Is there something wrong with that?"
"Shut up guys! Let's go," Yusuke said. He was holding a piece of duct tape in his hand.
"Hey! That's supposed to be on your mouth!" Shadow snapped.
"Let's go," Kurama said, running after Yusuke. Shadow sighed and jumped out of the truck, actually managing to land on her feet and start running after the two boys without tripping (unlike most girls...).
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The intercom on the wall exploded into static all of a sudden, scaring Hiei so bad he jumped backwards into the opposite wall. The static cleared up and a girl started talking.
"Hey, can you hear me?"
"Yes, what do you want?" Hiei asked, annoyed.
"Well, I just wanted to ask you if you knew anybody with short black hair, long red hair, or long black hair. Do you?" the girl asked.
"Maybe. Why?"
"Because three people like that are coming towards the front door right now."
'YES!!!' Hiei thought, restraining himself from screaming it out loud. "Oh. Well I suppose I do, then."
"Oooooh. They are the friends that we're supposed to throw in the dungeon with you, aren't they?"
"No, uh... I don't have any friends. They're my, uh... armed bodyguards..." Hiei said, realizing that had to sound pretty stupid, as he was sure none of them had brought guns along.
"Armed bodyguard?! If you have bodyguards, why didn't they save you before you ever got kidnapped?"
"Good point. So they aren't bodyguards. Either that or they're really lousy bodyguards. Either way, they're gonna kick you alls's butts and get me outta here," Hiei said.
"Ha! Nobody can beat the Girl Scout's Intruder Prevention Attack Squad!!!" the girl said, sounding confident.
"What's that? Some little kids running around throwing cookies?"
"How did you know?!" the girl said, soundng horrified.
"Oh my God."
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"Yay! The front door! How shall we enter it? We could: A) Ring the Doorbell," Shadow said.
"There is no doorbell," Yusuke pointed out.
"There's always B: Go in through the windows!" Shadow said. She looked around and noticed there were no windows. She looked back at the two boys and smiled innocently.
"I like C best," Kurama said.
"C? What's C?" Shadow asked.
"Bust the door down," Kurama said happily.
"Maybe it's open and we could just walk in," Yusuke said. He pushed and pulled and tried everything, but the door was locked.
"Kurama, why owuld you bust the door down when you could just as easily pick the lock and go in peacefully?" Shadow asked.
"Pah! Picking locks is for sneaky theiveries and stuff. I like breaking down doors when we're doing this kind of thing," Kurama said, shrugging.
"OKay then, let's see you break the door."
Kurama pulled off some karate kick or something and the door broke right in half.
"Flimsy doors," Kurama muttered. "That's just something I made up right now, too. The door should at least stand up to some lame move I just make up off the top of my head..."
"Riiiiiight," Shadow muttered, staring at Kurama.
"Right! Let's go," Kurama said. He led the way into the HQ with Yusuke and Shadow close behind. The halls were empty. At the end of the hall they had the choice of going upstairs or seeing what was behind a door.
"Well? Which way, brainiac?" Shadow asked dryly.
"I wonder... Do they even know we're here?" Yusuke asked.
"Yes."
"How do you know, fox boy?!"
"Girls seem to have a sixth sense sometimes. Have you ever noticed that?"
"These are Girl Scouts, Kurama. They have no brains!!!" Shadow said, pointing to her head. "They do, however, have cameras." She pointed to the ceiling. In the corner was a small camera, focused on the three of them. Shadow flipped it off, the same as she had with the cops.
"Well here's a map of the whole place," Kurama said, looking at a big map on the wall. "Boy, they're stupid to keep this here. Look, it even says they have prison cells in the basement! We go through this door."
Shadow turned the knob and pushed the door open before Kurama could pull off some strange move and break the door. Inside was a huge room. On the other side were some little girls holding boxes of cookies.
"FIRE!!!" one screamed as soon as the three were inside. The girls started hurling cookies at Kurama, Shadow, and Yusuke. They easily dodged them (even Shadow) and attacked the girls. Luckily Kuwabara wasn't with them, because if he was he wouldn't have hurt the girls like the three of them did. Girl Scouts were coming and dropping like flies. Shadow grabbed one.
"Does your face hurt, little girl?" Shadow asked.
"Huh-uh," the girl said, looking terrified.
"Well it's killing me!" Shadow punched the girl in the face and dropped her. "Ah, that's much better."
"Let's go!" Kurama said. They ran through the door at the other side of the room and entered the main function room of the Girl Scouts. Tons of girls wearing Girl Scout uniforms were everywhere. The main Boss Lady turned to face them.
"Ah, you would be the captive boy's friends," she said.
"Ah, yes, last time I checked," Yusuke said.
The woman turned around and pressed a button. "Hey boy, your friends are here. Don't worry, they'll join you soon enough."
"Ha! Right," came Hiei's voice over the speaker.
"Well, you'll see how wrong you were when three unconscious kids are thrown in there with you."
"How are you gonna knock them out? All you've got is some girls to throw cookies at them!!!"
"That's encouraging," Kurama said happily. "I can beat cookies. Hell, even Shadow can beat cookies."
"Hey! I take that as an insult!" Shadow snapped.
"That's because it was," Kurama said.
"Oh. No wonder. Well, bring on the cookies, old hag lady!" Shadow snapped.
"You heard her!" the woman said. Tons of girls formed lines in front of the three, each of them armed with either cookies or cookie dough.
"It's too bad you broke your screen or you could watch your friends get plastered!" the woman said into the speaker. Hiei snorted. "FIRE AWAY, GIRLS!!!" the woman yelled.
Yusuke, Shadow, and Kurama easily dodged all the cookies that were hurled at them. In fact, the two boys 'vanished.' Rather, they jumped up into the rafters, leaving Shadow to be the single target for the girls, and they walked along until they reached the wall. Below them was an open doorway with stairs leading down. Kurama dropped out of the rafters, at least a ten-foot fall, landed easily, and ran down the stairs. Yusuke followed. Shadow saw them go and screamed some extremely high-pitched, angry curse words at them and shoved through the lines of girls to follow.
Of course, the girls followed Shadow, refusing to let her get away. They flooded down the stairs after her just in time to see Kurama kicking down every door in the basement until he found the one where Hiei was.
"Hullo, Hiei!" Kurama said when he saw the little demon. Hiei looked up at him.
"Hello. It's about time. You off your caffiene high?"
"Never had one. I passed out."
"How about your road rage? You over that?"
Kurama got the most insane happy look on his face, so unlike him that Hiei stared at him like he would go insane any minute. Kurama smiled, closing his eyes and looking away for a second before answering.
"No, I'm not."
Hiei let out a little snort.
"That was fun, man!!!" Kurama said, laughing at the look on Hiei's face.
"I'm sure it was. The whole police chase, too?"
"Yes!"
"Kurama, if you ever get a driver's liscense, remind me to shoot myself."
"Why would you do that?"
"I can just imagine you in a huge, jacked-up truck, flying down the road, going up on the curb, leaving long black marks on the road and sending gravel everywhere when you hit Shadow's driveway, breaking a few windows, spinning in a full circle before you come to a stop, laughing insanely with that insane glint in your eyes while Shadow has a stroke, screaming about how much you're going to pay for all the broken windows and how long you're going to spend picking up every single piece of gravel so she doesn't hit them with the lawn mower, and beating you with a stick until you do. I don't need that," Hiei said dryly.
"I wouldn't do that!!!"
"WHY ARE YOU TWO JUST STANDING THERE, CHATTING LIKE YOU'RE NOT SOME KIDS TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM THE GIRL SCOUTS!!! THEY'RE ALL STANDING RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW!!!" Shadow screamed suddenly, pointing behind her at the girls, who were all standing and staring with their ouths hanging open stupidly.
"Oh. Right," Kurama said.
"Yeah, lets go."
With that all figured out and Kurama in the lead, the four took off down the hall, luckily finding some stairs at the end. They went up them and found themselves outside.
"God. Why would they have a set of stairs like that?" Hiei wondered. "I'm starting to realize that Girl Scouts aren't just a conspiracy, they're also completely retarded."
"Yeah. Well they're girls. What did you expect?" Yusuke said. No sooner had that got out of his mouth then he was on the ground holding his crotch with tears of pain in his eyes.
"I AM NOT RETARDED!!!" Shadow screamed.
"Oh... I forgot... you were a girl..." Yusuke muttered. Shadow fell over, lying on the ground twitching for a second, muttering some incoherant words in some strange language that she seemed to have made up on the spot.
"Let's go," Kurama said. "I'm getting sick of saying that."
"I'm driving!" Hiei said. He ran ahead towards the truck Kurama had stolen. Kurama was right behind him, yelling at him that he probably couldn't even reach the pedals. Shadow jumped up, pulled Yusuke up, and ran after the two demons, who were now rolling around strangling each other on the parking lot. While they were occupied, Shadow jumped up into the driver's seat and revved the engine, snickering insanely at the looks she got from the two demon boys, who stared at her with looks of complete horror.
Hiei fumbled for words for a second, staring at her with a look of complete terror. When he couldn't come up with any words, he pushed Kurama off and walked around the truck, pulling himself up into the passenger's seat.
"You can't drive," he said.
"Why not? I know how."
"You can't."
"Give a good reason."
Hiei opened and closed his mouth a couple times, trying to think of something, but he couldn't, so he just turned, facing forward, and fastened his seatbelt. Kurama climbed up into the back, helping the poor pained Yusuke up before he turned and scooted up to the broken-out back window.
"Shadow, I hate you. I'm oldest, I should drive," Kurama said, glaring at her. Shadow laughed evilly, revving the engine a couple more times.
"Is everyone ready?" she asked.
"NO!" all three boys said at the same time.
"Good! I'm so glad you feel that way," Shadow said happily.
"Well if you're gonna go, I suggest you go now, because those girls are coming," Hiei said.
"GET THEM!!!" the girls screamed, launching cookie dough at Kurama and Yusuke, the two who were unfortunate enough to sit in the back of the truck. Kurama screamed before ducking away from the on-coming attack. The flood of cookie dough splattered Yusuke full in the face, knocking him backwards.
"GO!" Hiei screamed.
"HOLD ON TO SOMETHING!!!" Shadow screamed. She slammed down the gas pedal. The tires screeched before they shot forward at 200 mph, so fast that Hiei was sent backwards into his seat and Kurama and Yusuke were left hanging off the back of the truck, screaming.
"I LOVE THIS!!!" Shadow yelled, getting to the highway. She weaved between the cars with the skill of somebody who played lots of car chase video games. She was also on the wrong side of the road, did I mention that?
"EVEN KURAMA ISN'T THIS BAD!!! I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT SHOOTING MYSELF IF KURAMA STARTS DRIVING!!! YOU TWO WOULD GET ALONG GREAT!!!" Hiei yelled. "I'LL SHOOT BOTH OF YOU AND LEAVE MYSELF ALONE!!!"
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Shadow slowed down to a more normal speed when she realized Kurama and Yusuke were barely hanging onto the back and that if she kept going that speed she would eventually send them flying to their deaths on the highway. She also realized that if she kept going that speed she would eventually kill them all by crashing, because she remembered all the times she had played Crazy Taxi. She always smashed something.
They arrived back at Shadow's place in about an hour and a half. Shadow was quite happy, while Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke all felt like they were going to wet themselves. They were shaking, exspecially Kurama and Yusuke, and their eyes weren't quite focused. They walked inside to find Kuwabara was still unconscious on the couch. The three boys all collapsed onto various pieces of furniture and stayed there until they recovered while Shadow went up to her room to play video games.
"I am never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever going to be in the same car as that girl whe nshe's in the drver's seat ever ever again," Hiei promised. The other two nodded in agreement. "I'm also never going to be kidnapped by Girl Scouts either. Stupid witches. They're all a conspiracy... How come they're allowed to kidnap people but they can't say witch?!"
"Because they're very screwed up," Kurama said. "Can we leave it at that and talk later? I feel like..."
He heaved, then ran away with his hand over his mouth.
"Nice..." Hiei muttered sickly. Then he realized Yusuke had passed out. "Great... Am I the only one who can control myself?"
He started to think about this, but before he could think much, his stomach started doing flip-flops and he ran away with his hand over his mouth too. 'Well that blows that idea,' Hiei thought sickly. 'I swear ...that girl has caused me more pain then anybody I ever fought...'
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The end. I wasn't sure how to end it, but I guess that'll do... Please review!!! I'm not getting hardly any reviews on any of my stories, and if you people like them, you better tell me or I'll stop writing and you'll wish you had. I have an idea for another story, but I'm not sure whether it'll be a comedy or not. I'll just have to see how it turns out while I write...