Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Fangirls
By: ladymoonlight1
Disclaimer: Nope. Still don't own it.
Chapter Two: Feral Fangirls Attack
Elizabeth Swann awoke to find herself bound and gagged. The flickering torch light that bounced off of the slick cave walls made her head throb. A wave of nausea clenched her stomach. The jagged rocks that littered the cave dug into her side and scrapped her bare forearms as she struggled to sit upright.
"Ah, I see our captive has joined us," purred a sinister voice.
Elizabeth instinctively shrunk away. She vainly scanned the darkness that hid her captor from view. Movement caught her eye; in the far corner a figure was approaching. The stranger stepped into the torchlight.
The girl was no older than fifteen, sixteen at the most. Yet there was a malicious gleam in her eyes that would have made Barbossa green with envy. Behind her, a small legion of other girls appeared. They stared hungrily at Elizabeth, as if they were mentally writing out her gruesome death.
"Mphf!" growled Elizabeth around her gag.
X, Queen of the Fangirls, swaggered over to Miss Swann and knelt before her. She roughly grasped the older girl's blonde hair and forced her neck back. "Don't worry, Lizzie. Dearest William will be here soon enough."
Elizabeth narrowed her eyes. "Mphf!"
"What do I want with Mister Turner?" interpreted X. She grinned maliciously. "Why, I want him of course."
The girls behind her let out lecherous laughs. Elizabeth struggled to free herself from X's grip. The Queen let her go and she fell with a thump on the ground.
"Mphf!"
"Of course I'll get away with this!" laughed X. Her eyes burned with the dancing fires of hell. "Once Will sets his eyes on me he will be mine for eternity."
Elizabeth felt her stomach knot. When she had met Barbossa and his crew she had thought she had met evil itself. Now she realized she was wrong. Oh so very wrong.
Will and Jack forced their way through the thick foliage that covered the Isla de Obsession. The rest of the Pearl's crew had refused to step foot on the island. Mr. Gibbs had muttered something about the seventh circle of hell before threatening mutiny if Jack insisted. Not wanting to lose his precious ship yet again, Jack had conceded and allowed the crew to remain aboard.
As they pushed their way through the subtropical jungle, they were unaware that they were marching straight into a trap. From the shadows of the trees five young women with war paint smeared across their faces followed the unsuspecting pair. At just the right moment, they attacked.
Loud, violent cries rang out from the trees and Will and Jack found themselves in the middle of a loose circle of drooling, craze-eyed girls. The dark-haired pirate went for his sword but his companion grasped his wrist.
"We cannot attack them!" argued Will, his eyes never leaving the women that pressed in on all sides.
"And just why can we not?" asked Jack, his eyes roaming from one wild face to the other.
"Their women. It's not proper."
"Oh, and Heaven forbid the pirate do something that's not proper," commented Jack sarcastically, waving his hands about.
"And what does being women have to do with anything?" retorted the leader of the feral girls. "As liberated, independent single women of the new millennium we are perfectly capable of protecting ourselves. We do not need to rely on the assistance of men, you male chauvinistic pigs."
While Will and Jack stared at the leader in slack-jawed disbelief, the other girls went to work binding their wrists. The pirate looked down at the young girl who was currently tying the knot in the ropes that bound him.
"May I ask what you're doing?" he inquired politely.
"We're taking you to Queen X," she replied, smiling up at him with adoring eyes. She sighed in a dreamy manner and leaned her head against his chest.
Jack nervously shifted away. He glanced over at Will, who was trying to escape the wandering hands of his own captor. The leader of the pack of ravenous fangirls motioned for the two captives to be brought forward.
"Our lady, Queen X, has been waiting for you," she stated with a smirk. "This way please."
Jack and Will glanced at each other and then shrugged. Didn't look like they had any other options. The two men followed her to their doom.
To be continued once more….
Holy baked beans, Batman! Are Jack and Will indeed doomed? Will Queen X have her naughty little way? Will the readers not hate the author for writing such a short, pointless chapter? Find out in the next installment of Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Fangirls!
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