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Ish-Poor Ish got no time. But you left a lenghty review all the same. Thanks Ish! *big hug* Isn't Remy a doll? I have android remys already. I'm still working on the genetics for a remy clone. But the minute I do. . . okay, the moninng after the minute I do, I will suppy all the RABID girls, and all our fellow fan girls. An army of Remy clones? *drool*

Miranda-Thanks for the hug girl. Glad you liked the chapter. Thanks beb.

Darkdragon-(who's playing catch up) Bless you beb. I'm really glad you're getting a kick out of me. Not quite Pyro reproducing, but pretty good, no? Ah, the poor short lived story *sniff* And it died! *cry* Maybe I can fix it. . . *evil grin*

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Remy ignored the question, assuming it was rhetorical. "Rule number two: bathe."

Todd held his head up a little higher, trying to look more respectable. This would be harder than he thought. "I take a shower every Saturday now, whether I need it or not."

Remy once again chhose to ignore Todd. If e kept it up maybe he'd actually get tot e more important stuff. Like how to undo a really bad first impression. This would take more time than he'd thought. But hey, if Wanda started liking Todd, then Mystique would have to put up with them. Which would keep her busy. "Rule number three: _NO_ pet names. Dis goes f'r anyt'in' y' plan doin' with any goth girl ever."

"Hey, you call Ro gue, uh, somethin'."

Remy couldn't ignore this one. It threw him for a loop. A part of him was glad that Todd hadn't attempted to speak Creole. It would have killed Remy to hear a language butchered the way Todd was bound to. "How'd y' know dat?"

"I heard Mystique ranting about you an' Rogue almost every night for the past two weeks yo. She's been training us, I mean actually training us since then too. It's kinda scary yo."

"Figures." Remy rubbed his head where Raven had hit him witt he lamp. He never had been a big hit with parents. Usually the girls didn't last long enough to introduce him, but a couple of times he'd barely avoided being beaten to death by furious fathers. And a couple times by angry mothers.

Todd saw an opening. He had to be able to make Wanda love him, and he would sink to any depths to make sure he could do it. "I'll keep Misty off your back if you promise to keep teacing me until Wanda agrees to go out with me."

Remy didn't have to think about it. "Deal. Two ours a day, five days a week, during school hours until it's out, okay?" Todd nodded quickly. "Okay, now, de next time y' see Wanda, treat her like any other girl."

"Hey, according to the blue bitch you have your hands all over Rogue the moment you two are alone." Todd pointed out, mad that the Cajun thought he was so hopeless he couldn't use the tricks Remy used.

Remy looked at him. "Y' point? Rogue 'n' I have a lil' diffrent relationship from you 'n' Wanda. Rogue's tried t' kill me fewer times. Stop comparin' apples and hubcaps."

Todd digested this information while Remy shoved him out next to Wanda. Maybe the lessons had to be taught practically, and Todd couldn't question Remy about him and Rogue. Remy was pretty sure that if given the right incentive, and Mystique had plenty of it, Todd would sell out his mother to save his ass. But maybe not Wanda. The boy seemed to have it pretty bad. But Remy didn't think about the fact he was giving thhe hopeless frogboy suave lessons to detere Rogue's mother so he could be alone with her. It never occured to him he might have it as bad or worse that Todd.

Todd was busy concentrating on not being a geek. He walked mostly upright, after hopping a little to regain his balance. He smiled at Wanda, who rolled her eyes and went back to perusing the cheap jewelry. Todd walked over to her.

"Hey b. . .Wanda."

Wanda looked at Todd, not quite as annoyed as she had been earlier, and she was obviously a little surprised. "What do you want?" Definitly not as evil bitchy as it could have been. Todd smiled. He was definitly getting the better half of this transaction.

"I. . .uh, just wanted to say hi. So, Hi!"

Todd opped back to Remy, followed by Wanda's confused glare. He was extatic. He could have jumped to the moon. Wanda hadn't hexed him. She hadn't even called him a name. It was a good day to be Todd.

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Look Ma! Two hands!

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