Japanese Idol
Chapter 2
By: HanyouGohan
(And Videl Too)
Disclaimer: Dude, I think you would know.so yeah ^__^
A_N: None.oh well.
Gourry: Welcome back! So far we have: Kagome, Sanosuke, Lina, and Sponge Bob. Lets go to our next contestant.
Announcer: Kuwahara falls in love quiet easily, and does it quite often. He is very ugly but it a great fighter. Lets see what he's gonna sing.
{Kuwahara runs out and fake crowd does nothing.}
Gorry: Ok then, Kuwahara! Begin!
Kuwahara: Don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart. It might not be able to stand. And if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart, it might blow up and kill this man. *Kuwabara bursts into tears*
Gourry: Ok, what's wrong with him? ()
Kuwabara: She broke my heart! All of em did! WWWHHHAA!!!!
Simon: Please ya loser get off my stage
Kuwabara: Whaa! You hurt my feelings! *Runs off stage*
Gourry: Next up we have a young girl, who has a deadly kiss. Literally! Well here she is: SHAMPOO!
{Shampoo runs out on stage with her purple hair flying behind her}
Gourry: Ok Shampoo please start the song.
Shampoo: I feel so alone again I know that I need you To help me make it through the night and I pray That you believe in me You gave me my strength To face another day alone
I need you now my friend more than you know when will we meet again cause I can't let go of you This world brings me down again I know that I need you To help me make it through the night and I pray that your the one for me You gave me my strength to face another day and I know and I need you know my friend more than you know when will we meet again cause I can't let go no I can't let go
Simon: Wow! So what if you have one of the dumbest names in the world! Woman, you can sing! You are in! IN IN IN!
Shampoo: *Squeals with delight* SHAMPOO THANKS YOU!
Gourry: Up next is: Piccolo! He's green.cool.
{Piccolo walks out and the crowd cheers}
Simon: Wow. Look it those ears. THEY ARE SO TOTALLY AWSOME MAN!
Piccolo: I will now sing the happy and you know it song
Gourry: Ok.then.yeah.
Piccolo: If ur happy and you know it clap your hands! *claps hands* If your happy and you know it clap your hands! *claps hands* If your happy and ya know it and ya really wanna show it! If your happy and ya know it clap your hands! *claps hands*
Simon: *thumbs down* All I can think to say.is very inappropriate for this show.
Piccolo: MAN! Shucks. *marches off stage*
Gourry: Up next we have a trio! Its: Kaoru, Megumi, and Yahiko! Now, we have allowed them to sing together this one time. But if they make it then they must sing alone in the next competitions. So lets welcome: Kaoru!
{Kaoru runs to once mic and crowd cheers}
Gourry: Megumi!
{Megumi runs out and crowd cheers}
Gourry: And Yahiko!!!
{Yahiko runs out and a bunch of fake girls go crazy}
Gourry and Simon: Begin!
Simon: Jinx ya owe me a soda!
Gourry: Just start!
Kaoru: How can you see into my eyes like open doors? Leading you down into my core. Where I've become so numb
Megumi: Without a soul.my spirits sleeping somewhere cold! Until you find it there and lead it back home.
Yahiko: wake me up!
Girls: wake me up inside!
Yahiko: I cant wake up!
Girls: Wake me up inside
Yahiko: SAVE ME!
Kaoru: Call my name and
Girls: Save me from the dark
Yahiko: wake me up!
Girls: Bid my blood to run
Yahiko: I cant wake up
Girls: Before I come undone
Yahiko: SAVE ME!
Kaoru: Save me from the nothing I've become.
Gourry: I love that song!
Simon: Please! Sing no more, you all have talent! All three of you are in. But please remember our deal. But.umm don't dress like your from the 1900's anymore ok?
All: YES SIR! *runs off stage together*
Gourry: Well, that gives us: eight! That means only two more left! WHOOHOO!
Simon: Who's next?!
Gourry: Umm.well Serena was supposed to go, but she ran away with the two lesbian girls. SO.Courage the Cowardly Dog? No.wrong script. Um.lets see here. Ah! Here it is, Up next is Yuske Urameshi!
{Yuske runs out and the crowd goes nuts}
Simon: Ok.he looks weird.
Yuske: Is it real? We're always the same We're almost done now I was caught in the rain Wasting my time on the ground Waiting the call What would you say? Can you come over?
I was caught in the rain Wasting my time on the ground It was you Who could get me high
With whatever you say You're telling me something real.
Simon: Ok.no! You cant sing. Please leave the stage.nice song, awful awful awful horrible voice!!!!!!!!!!
Yuske: HEY! Kuwahara dared me. Its not like I WANTED to come! Humph! *marches off stage*
Simon: What a preppy little boy.
Gourry: Well.next we have Cleao coming all the way here from her travels with Orphen and Majic. Let's give it up for CLEAO!!!
{Cleao runs out and crowd cheers her on}
Gourry: Ok Cleao, Start anytime
Cleao: Honto ni sukidatta anata ga inai Hajimete no koi todomatta De detekonaide yo ne Saigo no serifu kuchi ni dasumade Komatte ta anta Saigo no serify kuchi ni shitasuggu Ato naroni kuchizuke Kuchibiru ni dake (kuchibiru ni dake) Yamete yo anata no nukumori ga Kuchibiru ni dake (kuchibiru ni dake) Zulto nokotteiru Yasashii anata Kuchibiru ni dake (kuchibiru ni dake) Donani wasureyou to shitemo Kuchibiru ni dake (kuchibiru ni dake) Zutto nokotteiru Saigo no anata!
Gourry: Wow.that's a lot of words for Simon to not understand
Simon: I didn't understand a thing you just said.Dude! I love that! Now.should I let you in?
Cleao: Please.Please. *crosses fingers*
{Back stage Majic was biting his nails while Orphen is just kinda.watching}
Simon: Ok ur in! Only cuz ur cute.
Orphen: NANI?! She is sooo not cute.
Cleao: Says you!
Orphen: whatever.
{Lights go out and blue and purple and yellow spot lights go everywhere}
Gourry: It's the moment you've been waiting for! (ha ha! What's that from?) There is only one more space open. And two more contestants. Who will it be? Will it be: Orphen or Kenshin?
{Kenshin and Orphen walk out on stage while the fake crowd shouts out who they want to win}
Gourry: Ok.Who will go first? Lets see.how about Kenshin
{Kenshin walks up to the mic with his Rurouni smile and fake and real girls almost fall over}
Inuyasha: Kagome? Kagome?! _;; DON'T TELL ME YOU LIKE THAT GUY!!!
Miroku: Sango.nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: () Um.yeah. Im takin'
Kagome and Sango: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Miroku and Inuyasha: *Sigh* ^__^
Lina: Im loyal to my guy!
Gourry: -^.^-
Yahiko: He must mean busu when he said he's takin'
Kaoru: -0.0- *blushes* I-I think he means Tomoe
Sano: But she's dead *ponders*
Simon: Do any of yall smell smoke?
Gourry: Ok.Kenshin please start before this get outta hand
Kenshin: *sighs* Baka Sano got me all into this by losing that gamble! *Smiles* Ok, Im ready, that I am {music starts} Drink Drink Drink the Sake. If you drink Sake! You'll be number one in the world!!!!!
Simon: Uh...
Gourry: Well.um.
Kenshin: Please don't win! Please Don't Let Me Win!
Simon: DUDE THAT WAS AWSOME!!! *dances around like an idiot*
Gourry: I've never heard such a creative song.
Simon: Ur in!
Orphen: Do I still get to go?
Simon and Gourry: Unfortunately
Majic: hey! Don't talk to master like that! Or he can curse you
Orphen: Er.yeah T_T;;
Gourry: Just sing all ready!
Orphen: There are just too many times that people have tried to look inside of me wondering what I think of you and I protect you out of courtesy Too many times that I've held on what I needed to push away Afraid to say what was on my mind afraid to say what I need to say Too many things that you said about me when I'm not around You think having the upper hand means you gotta keep putting me down
But I've had too many standoffs with you it's about as much as I can stand So I'm waiting until the upper hand is mine.
Simon: Oh no! Linkin Park! I can't resist. Must.say.yes.
Gourry: But.there are already 10 people.
{Patrick runs in}
Patrick: Hey! SpongeBob has the sudz. He can't sing. Sorry *runs away*
Simon: Well.
Gourry: That was a big coincidence
Orphen: So.am I in?
Cleao: NOOOO!!!!!!
Majic: Shut up.
Kaoru: Hey! Kenshin beat him!
Kagome: Shut up sweaty brat
Kaoru: Well.why don't you?! You baka-super-short-skirt-wearing-black-headed- demon-lover-arrow-shooting-jewel-collecting-homework-doing-reancardination- like girl!
Inuyasha: DON'T INSULT ME!!!
Kagome: Umm.I think she was insulting me Inuyasha
Inuyasha: Ok!
Gourry: Well, that's all for now. Here is who made it to the next level: Kagome, Sanosuke, Megumi, Kaoru, Yahiko, Cleao, Orphen, Kenshin, Shampoo, and.LINAAA!!! LINA LINA LINA!!! So.see you next time on: Japanese Idol (Idol.Idol.Idol.Echo!)
-End
So.we have all the contestants. That went by a lot faster than our "American Idol" but that's ok. Right? So next we have to narrow it down to 5 ppl and then 2 and then.THE WINNER! You tell me who you think the winner is gonna be. Ha ha ha! Yall will so never be able to guess. HA HA HA! NEwayz, if you want the song lyrics let me know and I can give them to you. Except specially stated ones. Like.Achy Breaky Heart. So.whatever. Also, if they were in Japanese I can give you SOME of them in English upon request. So.huh.just read! If you do get it right on who the winner is Im not gonna tell you. I will just congratulate you at the end or something. But Im getting ahead of myself. I don't even know the songs for the next chapter. *Ponders.* How about Heart of Sword? Or.My Will? Or Fukai Mori?? I don't know! Argh! So review and all that. Go read some other stories or whatever and eat some eggs.or cookies.^__^
Ok, I got a question. Hehehe.to c if u actually read authors notes. HA HA HA! Ok, here's the question. (Misao, if ur reading this.you should get it)
When they said: "it's the moment you've been waiting for!" What show is that from? *Hint: Its an anime. Great hint huh? Hehehe.
I got the songs from:
Achy Breaky Heart: Videl told me about it.so *I don't know any other words.* I'm Ready To Let Go: 12 Stones (I luv this band!) If You're Happy And Ya Know It: Barney and Friends Bring Me To Life: Evanescence (erm.duh) Caught In the Rain: Preformed by: Revis That Song Cleao Sang: It's the theme song for "Orphen" Drink The Sake: Episode: Fly to Your Dreams (Rurouni Kenshin) Hit The Floor: Linkin Park
Not too many this time. Only 8. He he he
Over and Out
-Hitokiri Battousai (Did you know Hitokiri Battousai means: Sword bearing Master Assassin? Hm.Sword bearing master assassin the manslayer.??? ORO??)
Videl: Yeah, I would hope you had read this b/f right? Lis.what was my miss spell?! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 2
By: HanyouGohan
(And Videl Too)
Disclaimer: Dude, I think you would know.so yeah ^__^
A_N: None.oh well.
Gourry: Welcome back! So far we have: Kagome, Sanosuke, Lina, and Sponge Bob. Lets go to our next contestant.
Announcer: Kuwahara falls in love quiet easily, and does it quite often. He is very ugly but it a great fighter. Lets see what he's gonna sing.
{Kuwahara runs out and fake crowd does nothing.}
Gorry: Ok then, Kuwahara! Begin!
Kuwahara: Don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart. It might not be able to stand. And if you tell my heart my achy breaky heart, it might blow up and kill this man. *Kuwabara bursts into tears*
Gourry: Ok, what's wrong with him? ()
Kuwabara: She broke my heart! All of em did! WWWHHHAA!!!!
Simon: Please ya loser get off my stage
Kuwabara: Whaa! You hurt my feelings! *Runs off stage*
Gourry: Next up we have a young girl, who has a deadly kiss. Literally! Well here she is: SHAMPOO!
{Shampoo runs out on stage with her purple hair flying behind her}
Gourry: Ok Shampoo please start the song.
Shampoo: I feel so alone again I know that I need you To help me make it through the night and I pray That you believe in me You gave me my strength To face another day alone
I need you now my friend more than you know when will we meet again cause I can't let go of you This world brings me down again I know that I need you To help me make it through the night and I pray that your the one for me You gave me my strength to face another day and I know and I need you know my friend more than you know when will we meet again cause I can't let go no I can't let go
Simon: Wow! So what if you have one of the dumbest names in the world! Woman, you can sing! You are in! IN IN IN!
Shampoo: *Squeals with delight* SHAMPOO THANKS YOU!
Gourry: Up next is: Piccolo! He's green.cool.
{Piccolo walks out and the crowd cheers}
Simon: Wow. Look it those ears. THEY ARE SO TOTALLY AWSOME MAN!
Piccolo: I will now sing the happy and you know it song
Gourry: Ok.then.yeah.
Piccolo: If ur happy and you know it clap your hands! *claps hands* If your happy and you know it clap your hands! *claps hands* If your happy and ya know it and ya really wanna show it! If your happy and ya know it clap your hands! *claps hands*
Simon: *thumbs down* All I can think to say.is very inappropriate for this show.
Piccolo: MAN! Shucks. *marches off stage*
Gourry: Up next we have a trio! Its: Kaoru, Megumi, and Yahiko! Now, we have allowed them to sing together this one time. But if they make it then they must sing alone in the next competitions. So lets welcome: Kaoru!
{Kaoru runs to once mic and crowd cheers}
Gourry: Megumi!
{Megumi runs out and crowd cheers}
Gourry: And Yahiko!!!
{Yahiko runs out and a bunch of fake girls go crazy}
Gourry and Simon: Begin!
Simon: Jinx ya owe me a soda!
Gourry: Just start!
Kaoru: How can you see into my eyes like open doors? Leading you down into my core. Where I've become so numb
Megumi: Without a soul.my spirits sleeping somewhere cold! Until you find it there and lead it back home.
Yahiko: wake me up!
Girls: wake me up inside!
Yahiko: I cant wake up!
Girls: Wake me up inside
Yahiko: SAVE ME!
Kaoru: Call my name and
Girls: Save me from the dark
Yahiko: wake me up!
Girls: Bid my blood to run
Yahiko: I cant wake up
Girls: Before I come undone
Yahiko: SAVE ME!
Kaoru: Save me from the nothing I've become.
Gourry: I love that song!
Simon: Please! Sing no more, you all have talent! All three of you are in. But please remember our deal. But.umm don't dress like your from the 1900's anymore ok?
All: YES SIR! *runs off stage together*
Gourry: Well, that gives us: eight! That means only two more left! WHOOHOO!
Simon: Who's next?!
Gourry: Umm.well Serena was supposed to go, but she ran away with the two lesbian girls. SO.Courage the Cowardly Dog? No.wrong script. Um.lets see here. Ah! Here it is, Up next is Yuske Urameshi!
{Yuske runs out and the crowd goes nuts}
Simon: Ok.he looks weird.
Yuske: Is it real? We're always the same We're almost done now I was caught in the rain Wasting my time on the ground Waiting the call What would you say? Can you come over?
I was caught in the rain Wasting my time on the ground It was you Who could get me high
With whatever you say You're telling me something real.
Simon: Ok.no! You cant sing. Please leave the stage.nice song, awful awful awful horrible voice!!!!!!!!!!
Yuske: HEY! Kuwahara dared me. Its not like I WANTED to come! Humph! *marches off stage*
Simon: What a preppy little boy.
Gourry: Well.next we have Cleao coming all the way here from her travels with Orphen and Majic. Let's give it up for CLEAO!!!
{Cleao runs out and crowd cheers her on}
Gourry: Ok Cleao, Start anytime
Cleao: Honto ni sukidatta anata ga inai Hajimete no koi todomatta De detekonaide yo ne Saigo no serifu kuchi ni dasumade Komatte ta anta Saigo no serify kuchi ni shitasuggu Ato naroni kuchizuke Kuchibiru ni dake (kuchibiru ni dake) Yamete yo anata no nukumori ga Kuchibiru ni dake (kuchibiru ni dake) Zulto nokotteiru Yasashii anata Kuchibiru ni dake (kuchibiru ni dake) Donani wasureyou to shitemo Kuchibiru ni dake (kuchibiru ni dake) Zutto nokotteiru Saigo no anata!
Gourry: Wow.that's a lot of words for Simon to not understand
Simon: I didn't understand a thing you just said.Dude! I love that! Now.should I let you in?
Cleao: Please.Please. *crosses fingers*
{Back stage Majic was biting his nails while Orphen is just kinda.watching}
Simon: Ok ur in! Only cuz ur cute.
Orphen: NANI?! She is sooo not cute.
Cleao: Says you!
Orphen: whatever.
{Lights go out and blue and purple and yellow spot lights go everywhere}
Gourry: It's the moment you've been waiting for! (ha ha! What's that from?) There is only one more space open. And two more contestants. Who will it be? Will it be: Orphen or Kenshin?
{Kenshin and Orphen walk out on stage while the fake crowd shouts out who they want to win}
Gourry: Ok.Who will go first? Lets see.how about Kenshin
{Kenshin walks up to the mic with his Rurouni smile and fake and real girls almost fall over}
Inuyasha: Kagome? Kagome?! _;; DON'T TELL ME YOU LIKE THAT GUY!!!
Miroku: Sango.nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: () Um.yeah. Im takin'
Kagome and Sango: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Miroku and Inuyasha: *Sigh* ^__^
Lina: Im loyal to my guy!
Gourry: -^.^-
Yahiko: He must mean busu when he said he's takin'
Kaoru: -0.0- *blushes* I-I think he means Tomoe
Sano: But she's dead *ponders*
Simon: Do any of yall smell smoke?
Gourry: Ok.Kenshin please start before this get outta hand
Kenshin: *sighs* Baka Sano got me all into this by losing that gamble! *Smiles* Ok, Im ready, that I am {music starts} Drink Drink Drink the Sake. If you drink Sake! You'll be number one in the world!!!!!
Simon: Uh...
Gourry: Well.um.
Kenshin: Please don't win! Please Don't Let Me Win!
Simon: DUDE THAT WAS AWSOME!!! *dances around like an idiot*
Gourry: I've never heard such a creative song.
Simon: Ur in!
Orphen: Do I still get to go?
Simon and Gourry: Unfortunately
Majic: hey! Don't talk to master like that! Or he can curse you
Orphen: Er.yeah T_T;;
Gourry: Just sing all ready!
Orphen: There are just too many times that people have tried to look inside of me wondering what I think of you and I protect you out of courtesy Too many times that I've held on what I needed to push away Afraid to say what was on my mind afraid to say what I need to say Too many things that you said about me when I'm not around You think having the upper hand means you gotta keep putting me down
But I've had too many standoffs with you it's about as much as I can stand So I'm waiting until the upper hand is mine.
Simon: Oh no! Linkin Park! I can't resist. Must.say.yes.
Gourry: But.there are already 10 people.
{Patrick runs in}
Patrick: Hey! SpongeBob has the sudz. He can't sing. Sorry *runs away*
Simon: Well.
Gourry: That was a big coincidence
Orphen: So.am I in?
Cleao: NOOOO!!!!!!
Majic: Shut up.
Kaoru: Hey! Kenshin beat him!
Kagome: Shut up sweaty brat
Kaoru: Well.why don't you?! You baka-super-short-skirt-wearing-black-headed- demon-lover-arrow-shooting-jewel-collecting-homework-doing-reancardination- like girl!
Inuyasha: DON'T INSULT ME!!!
Kagome: Umm.I think she was insulting me Inuyasha
Inuyasha: Ok!
Gourry: Well, that's all for now. Here is who made it to the next level: Kagome, Sanosuke, Megumi, Kaoru, Yahiko, Cleao, Orphen, Kenshin, Shampoo, and.LINAAA!!! LINA LINA LINA!!! So.see you next time on: Japanese Idol (Idol.Idol.Idol.Echo!)
-End
So.we have all the contestants. That went by a lot faster than our "American Idol" but that's ok. Right? So next we have to narrow it down to 5 ppl and then 2 and then.THE WINNER! You tell me who you think the winner is gonna be. Ha ha ha! Yall will so never be able to guess. HA HA HA! NEwayz, if you want the song lyrics let me know and I can give them to you. Except specially stated ones. Like.Achy Breaky Heart. So.whatever. Also, if they were in Japanese I can give you SOME of them in English upon request. So.huh.just read! If you do get it right on who the winner is Im not gonna tell you. I will just congratulate you at the end or something. But Im getting ahead of myself. I don't even know the songs for the next chapter. *Ponders.* How about Heart of Sword? Or.My Will? Or Fukai Mori?? I don't know! Argh! So review and all that. Go read some other stories or whatever and eat some eggs.or cookies.^__^
Ok, I got a question. Hehehe.to c if u actually read authors notes. HA HA HA! Ok, here's the question. (Misao, if ur reading this.you should get it)
When they said: "it's the moment you've been waiting for!" What show is that from? *Hint: Its an anime. Great hint huh? Hehehe.
I got the songs from:
Achy Breaky Heart: Videl told me about it.so *I don't know any other words.* I'm Ready To Let Go: 12 Stones (I luv this band!) If You're Happy And Ya Know It: Barney and Friends Bring Me To Life: Evanescence (erm.duh) Caught In the Rain: Preformed by: Revis That Song Cleao Sang: It's the theme song for "Orphen" Drink The Sake: Episode: Fly to Your Dreams (Rurouni Kenshin) Hit The Floor: Linkin Park
Not too many this time. Only 8. He he he
Over and Out
-Hitokiri Battousai (Did you know Hitokiri Battousai means: Sword bearing Master Assassin? Hm.Sword bearing master assassin the manslayer.??? ORO??)
Videl: Yeah, I would hope you had read this b/f right? Lis.what was my miss spell?! I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!