Japanese Idol
Chapter 3
By: HanyouGohan
(And Videl Too)
Disclaimer: Um.No. I don't own Orphen, Rurouni Kenshin, Dragon Ball Z, Ranma ½, The Slayers, Sailor Moon, Linkin Park, DareDevil, Inuyasha, YuYu Hakusho, all the music I may use, and everything else that I cant think of right now.like American Idol and Simon and stuff.
A_N: I have nothing to say, but that you should look at your name at the end if you requested a song or answered the questions. On with the story! Nope, no songs in this chapter. It's a back stage chapter.
Gourry: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen! As you all should know, we have our 10 finalist like ppl! If you are just tuning in here they are: Kagome, Sanosuke, Megumi, Kaoru, Yahiko, Cleao, Orphen, Kenshin, Shampoo, and Lina. So now these 10 will be sent down to 5. But before any of them have to perform we're going back stage to see what they are up to! *Sneaks camera into back room* Lets watch!
{Camera View}
Kenshin: Sano, I can't believe you got me into this mess! I don't want to be here.
Sanosuke: Hey! You made it didn't you?! Get over yourself.
Orphen: This is so lame. I don't even know why Im here. I should be looking for Azali and such.
Cleao: Come on, Orphen. You gotta admit that this is a bit fun. And plus we need a break from all that traveling.
Majic: *Nods head*
Orphen: Well, Cleao. You wouldn't have to deal with all this traveling if you hadn't snuck on board our wagon thingy!
Cleao: I am aware of that.
Shampoo: Man, Shampoo here all alone. SHAMPOO WANT RANMA!!!!
Kagome: Ok, that woman needs help.though I wish the others were here. Im bored.
Kaoru: Hey Sanosuke! What do you plan on singing next time??
Sano: It's a secret.
Yahiko: oOoOkKk.whatever.
Megumi: I know what I am going to sing! Im going to be so much better without the raccoon's horrible voice covering over mine! OhHohohoho!!
Kaoru: Yeah, right. Like a fox like you can sing on its own
Yahiko: Why don't I have a nickname?
Sanosuke: You do: Yahiko-chan
Yahiko: I AM NOT A -CHAN!
Sano: You may not like it but that's your nickname
Kagome: *walks up to them* excuse me? Can sit with yall, I don't know anyone here. Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, and Shippo abandoned me. *sniffles*
Kaoru: Sure!
Megumi: Im Takani Megumi! *shakes Kagome's hand*
Kaoru: Im Kamiya Kaoru! *Shakes Kagome's hand*
Kagome: And Im Higurashi Kagome!
Sanosuke: Sagara Sanosuke! *points to himself proudly*
Yahiko: Myojin Yahiko! *attempts to smirk*
Kagome: It's a pleasure to meet you all! ^__^ You seem like a lively bunch. What do yall do for a living?
Kaoru: Umm.it's a long story. Kenshin is Battousai the manslayer and used to kill a lot of ppl so we have to protect him from other ppl, but he gets into a lot of battles anyway and somehow we always end up being apart of them. Yahiko-chan is my apprentice under the Kamiya Kasshin Ryu while Sanosuke is a gambler ex-gangster. He hangs around for the free food, and Miss Megumi is a doctor!
Kagome: WOW! That's as exciting as my life!
Yahiko: What do you do?
Kagome: Inuyasha is half human half demon. I unsealed him from a spell about 2 years ago. See, Im from the future and he lives in the feudal age. Before yall as well. I broke the Shikon Jewel and so now we have to find it. With our friends: Shippo, a fox demon. Sango, the demon exterminator. And Miroku, a perverted Buddhist monk. We get into a lot of battles as well, big and small
Sano: We seem to have a lot in common
Kenshin: Very true.
Kaoru: ACK! Kenshin where did you come from?!?!??
Kenshin: I got bored so I came over, that I did
Kagome: That I did?
Kenshin: I know, their annoying but I can't make them stop! *growls*
Shampoo: SHAMPOO ALL ALONE! SHAMPOO WANT RANMA!!!
Orphen: Geeze she's annoying. She can't even talk right.
Kagome: Soo.Orphen. What do you do for a living?
Orphen: Like, you would care.
Cleao: *pops outta no where* Welp, we are trying to find Azali. She's some sort of monster, but didn't used to be. Orphen wants to save her. He has MY sword so Im tagging along. Majic, him, and I have being traveling all over the world! Sorta. ^____________^
Kagome: Ok.that's nice ()
Inuyasha: Kagome! What are we supposed to do while you're here?!
Kagome: Inuyasha! When did you get here?! *perks up happily*
Inuyasha: Well, Miroku was stupid and sucked up the Shikon Jewel with his Kazaana and so here we are with nothing to do.
Kagome: He sucked up the jewel?!?!?!?
Miroku: *nods slightly* Yes Lady Kagome, it was an accident though.
Shampoo: RANMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bursts into tears*
Sanosuke: *hands twitch* Can I kill her.please?!
Kaoru: No she's a finalist. We need to give the audience what they want.
Audience: Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
Sanosuke: Now?
Kaoru: *sighs and nods head* Sure
Sanosuke: Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out Zanbatou*
Kenshin: When did you get that back?
Megumi: When did he have that?
Sanosuke: *walks up to crying Shampoo and raises the Zanbatou. With one swing.he misses* Grrrr. *tries again and.misses* Argh! *tries again.and again.misses* That's it! *puts on glasses and swings and.kills her! YAY!* There we go. *takes off glasses*
Yahiko: *trying not to laugh* he has glasses!?
Sanosuke: WHAT?! THESE THINGS ARE SO THE AGE!!!!
Kenshin: yeah right Sano, don't flatter your self.
Kagome: Umm Ok. ()
Kaoru: Kenshin.what's up with you?
Miroku: Lady Kagome.shall we leave these freaks to themselves.
Inuyasha: Miroku, if anyone is a freak its you.
Miroku: Im not a freak! Im a pervert!
Inuyasha: Same thing, ne?
{Kagome and Sango nods their heads}
Miroku: I am so unloved! *bursts into tears*
Gourry: Thanks to all of you we are now one person short. We might have to end the whole competition now.
{Everyone groans and glares at Kaoru and Sanosuke}
Someone: NO ONE NEEDS TO FEAR FOR SAKURA IS HERE!
{Sakura runs in with a big smile on her face}
Naruto: Sakura, lets go! You know you can't sing *tries to drag her out*
Sakura: *somehow stays put* Naruto, you don't rule me and you can't tell anything about me cuz you don't know. I can sing *takes a deep breath about to sing* A-
Gourry: You're in!
Sakura: *stix tongue out at Naruto* Told you
Naruto: But you didn't even sing. I BET YOU'RE GONNA LOSE!!! *Runs out of room*
Gourry: Ok, now we're set.
Kagome: Yo! I am Higurashi Kagome. You are?
Sakura: Sakura
Kagome: () Ok, nice to meet you.
{So everyone is introduced}
Misao: Why didn't I come? I wanted to play guitar! *bursts into tears*
Kaoru: You missed the flight, Aoshi told us you were about 2 hours late.
Misao: *Cheesy grin and then leaves*
Kenshin: Well that was rather pointless, that it was.
Gourry: OK! This is-
Orphen: HELP! HELP! HELP!
Majic: Whats wrong Orphen? *panics*
Cleao: Must be bad if he said help! *also panics*
Orphen: I just wanted some attention *picture kodatchis, Zanbatou, swords, Hiraikotsu, a staff, Tetsusaiga, bokken, shinai all hitting his head* OW! *Collapses*
Cleao: Sorry about that everyone
Gourry: what I was trying to say is its time for the first singer to go out.
Kagome: *Stands up* Wish me luck!
Gourry: Tune in next time to see who makes it to the top 5!
Lina: NO! It cant be! I fell asleep and didn't get to talk the whole chapter!
Gourry: *sniffles* Im so sorry Lina! But.rules are rules. Start rehearsing ^__^
Lina: Ok.
Gourry: Tune in next time.I already said this. Bye!
-End
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Yet another chapter done! *hugs self* You wont believe how much fun Im having writing this. Like this much! *spreads arms WAY out* Umm.Yeah. Next chapter it will be narrowed down to 5 people. Its going to get violent to! 'Bout time we had a fight or so. Ya know what's funny? Kagome and Kaoru were insulting each other in the 2nd chapter and then they were friends. Whats up with that? Oh well. Here:
joey-kun: Hullo Joey, Vicent, and Pokky. ^__^ Nice names. U were in a mood to sing huh? Funny thing is now.Im gonna use that song! Whahahaha! Whatever.Of course I'll continue da fic.why wouldn't I? to be mean? Sure why not. NO MORE CHAPTERS! J/K.I hope u didn't belive me. Ah well.thanx for the review. ^___^
Ayame Kenoshi: Too lazy? Man, lazy lazy lazy. Ur bad.j/k, whatever. OMG! I did continue! Im so glad you think its funny. ^__^ That's what it was meant for. Tahee.thanx for da review, short and.AWZOME! HA HA HA! Welp, neWays, I have nothing else to say. Keep reading unless you wanna cliff hanger your self. Lis.
Chapter 3
By: HanyouGohan
(And Videl Too)
Disclaimer: Um.No. I don't own Orphen, Rurouni Kenshin, Dragon Ball Z, Ranma ½, The Slayers, Sailor Moon, Linkin Park, DareDevil, Inuyasha, YuYu Hakusho, all the music I may use, and everything else that I cant think of right now.like American Idol and Simon and stuff.
A_N: I have nothing to say, but that you should look at your name at the end if you requested a song or answered the questions. On with the story! Nope, no songs in this chapter. It's a back stage chapter.
Gourry: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen! As you all should know, we have our 10 finalist like ppl! If you are just tuning in here they are: Kagome, Sanosuke, Megumi, Kaoru, Yahiko, Cleao, Orphen, Kenshin, Shampoo, and Lina. So now these 10 will be sent down to 5. But before any of them have to perform we're going back stage to see what they are up to! *Sneaks camera into back room* Lets watch!
{Camera View}
Kenshin: Sano, I can't believe you got me into this mess! I don't want to be here.
Sanosuke: Hey! You made it didn't you?! Get over yourself.
Orphen: This is so lame. I don't even know why Im here. I should be looking for Azali and such.
Cleao: Come on, Orphen. You gotta admit that this is a bit fun. And plus we need a break from all that traveling.
Majic: *Nods head*
Orphen: Well, Cleao. You wouldn't have to deal with all this traveling if you hadn't snuck on board our wagon thingy!
Cleao: I am aware of that.
Shampoo: Man, Shampoo here all alone. SHAMPOO WANT RANMA!!!!
Kagome: Ok, that woman needs help.though I wish the others were here. Im bored.
Kaoru: Hey Sanosuke! What do you plan on singing next time??
Sano: It's a secret.
Yahiko: oOoOkKk.whatever.
Megumi: I know what I am going to sing! Im going to be so much better without the raccoon's horrible voice covering over mine! OhHohohoho!!
Kaoru: Yeah, right. Like a fox like you can sing on its own
Yahiko: Why don't I have a nickname?
Sanosuke: You do: Yahiko-chan
Yahiko: I AM NOT A -CHAN!
Sano: You may not like it but that's your nickname
Kagome: *walks up to them* excuse me? Can sit with yall, I don't know anyone here. Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, and Shippo abandoned me. *sniffles*
Kaoru: Sure!
Megumi: Im Takani Megumi! *shakes Kagome's hand*
Kaoru: Im Kamiya Kaoru! *Shakes Kagome's hand*
Kagome: And Im Higurashi Kagome!
Sanosuke: Sagara Sanosuke! *points to himself proudly*
Yahiko: Myojin Yahiko! *attempts to smirk*
Kagome: It's a pleasure to meet you all! ^__^ You seem like a lively bunch. What do yall do for a living?
Kaoru: Umm.it's a long story. Kenshin is Battousai the manslayer and used to kill a lot of ppl so we have to protect him from other ppl, but he gets into a lot of battles anyway and somehow we always end up being apart of them. Yahiko-chan is my apprentice under the Kamiya Kasshin Ryu while Sanosuke is a gambler ex-gangster. He hangs around for the free food, and Miss Megumi is a doctor!
Kagome: WOW! That's as exciting as my life!
Yahiko: What do you do?
Kagome: Inuyasha is half human half demon. I unsealed him from a spell about 2 years ago. See, Im from the future and he lives in the feudal age. Before yall as well. I broke the Shikon Jewel and so now we have to find it. With our friends: Shippo, a fox demon. Sango, the demon exterminator. And Miroku, a perverted Buddhist monk. We get into a lot of battles as well, big and small
Sano: We seem to have a lot in common
Kenshin: Very true.
Kaoru: ACK! Kenshin where did you come from?!?!??
Kenshin: I got bored so I came over, that I did
Kagome: That I did?
Kenshin: I know, their annoying but I can't make them stop! *growls*
Shampoo: SHAMPOO ALL ALONE! SHAMPOO WANT RANMA!!!
Orphen: Geeze she's annoying. She can't even talk right.
Kagome: Soo.Orphen. What do you do for a living?
Orphen: Like, you would care.
Cleao: *pops outta no where* Welp, we are trying to find Azali. She's some sort of monster, but didn't used to be. Orphen wants to save her. He has MY sword so Im tagging along. Majic, him, and I have being traveling all over the world! Sorta. ^____________^
Kagome: Ok.that's nice ()
Inuyasha: Kagome! What are we supposed to do while you're here?!
Kagome: Inuyasha! When did you get here?! *perks up happily*
Inuyasha: Well, Miroku was stupid and sucked up the Shikon Jewel with his Kazaana and so here we are with nothing to do.
Kagome: He sucked up the jewel?!?!?!?
Miroku: *nods slightly* Yes Lady Kagome, it was an accident though.
Shampoo: RANMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bursts into tears*
Sanosuke: *hands twitch* Can I kill her.please?!
Kaoru: No she's a finalist. We need to give the audience what they want.
Audience: Kill her! Kill her! Kill her!
Sanosuke: Now?
Kaoru: *sighs and nods head* Sure
Sanosuke: Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out Zanbatou*
Kenshin: When did you get that back?
Megumi: When did he have that?
Sanosuke: *walks up to crying Shampoo and raises the Zanbatou. With one swing.he misses* Grrrr. *tries again and.misses* Argh! *tries again.and again.misses* That's it! *puts on glasses and swings and.kills her! YAY!* There we go. *takes off glasses*
Yahiko: *trying not to laugh* he has glasses!?
Sanosuke: WHAT?! THESE THINGS ARE SO THE AGE!!!!
Kenshin: yeah right Sano, don't flatter your self.
Kagome: Umm Ok. ()
Kaoru: Kenshin.what's up with you?
Miroku: Lady Kagome.shall we leave these freaks to themselves.
Inuyasha: Miroku, if anyone is a freak its you.
Miroku: Im not a freak! Im a pervert!
Inuyasha: Same thing, ne?
{Kagome and Sango nods their heads}
Miroku: I am so unloved! *bursts into tears*
Gourry: Thanks to all of you we are now one person short. We might have to end the whole competition now.
{Everyone groans and glares at Kaoru and Sanosuke}
Someone: NO ONE NEEDS TO FEAR FOR SAKURA IS HERE!
{Sakura runs in with a big smile on her face}
Naruto: Sakura, lets go! You know you can't sing *tries to drag her out*
Sakura: *somehow stays put* Naruto, you don't rule me and you can't tell anything about me cuz you don't know. I can sing *takes a deep breath about to sing* A-
Gourry: You're in!
Sakura: *stix tongue out at Naruto* Told you
Naruto: But you didn't even sing. I BET YOU'RE GONNA LOSE!!! *Runs out of room*
Gourry: Ok, now we're set.
Kagome: Yo! I am Higurashi Kagome. You are?
Sakura: Sakura
Kagome: () Ok, nice to meet you.
{So everyone is introduced}
Misao: Why didn't I come? I wanted to play guitar! *bursts into tears*
Kaoru: You missed the flight, Aoshi told us you were about 2 hours late.
Misao: *Cheesy grin and then leaves*
Kenshin: Well that was rather pointless, that it was.
Gourry: OK! This is-
Orphen: HELP! HELP! HELP!
Majic: Whats wrong Orphen? *panics*
Cleao: Must be bad if he said help! *also panics*
Orphen: I just wanted some attention *picture kodatchis, Zanbatou, swords, Hiraikotsu, a staff, Tetsusaiga, bokken, shinai all hitting his head* OW! *Collapses*
Cleao: Sorry about that everyone
Gourry: what I was trying to say is its time for the first singer to go out.
Kagome: *Stands up* Wish me luck!
Gourry: Tune in next time to see who makes it to the top 5!
Lina: NO! It cant be! I fell asleep and didn't get to talk the whole chapter!
Gourry: *sniffles* Im so sorry Lina! But.rules are rules. Start rehearsing ^__^
Lina: Ok.
Gourry: Tune in next time.I already said this. Bye!
-End
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Yet another chapter done! *hugs self* You wont believe how much fun Im having writing this. Like this much! *spreads arms WAY out* Umm.Yeah. Next chapter it will be narrowed down to 5 people. Its going to get violent to! 'Bout time we had a fight or so. Ya know what's funny? Kagome and Kaoru were insulting each other in the 2nd chapter and then they were friends. Whats up with that? Oh well. Here:
joey-kun: Hullo Joey, Vicent, and Pokky. ^__^ Nice names. U were in a mood to sing huh? Funny thing is now.Im gonna use that song! Whahahaha! Whatever.Of course I'll continue da fic.why wouldn't I? to be mean? Sure why not. NO MORE CHAPTERS! J/K.I hope u didn't belive me. Ah well.thanx for the review. ^___^
Ayame Kenoshi: Too lazy? Man, lazy lazy lazy. Ur bad.j/k, whatever. OMG! I did continue! Im so glad you think its funny. ^__^ That's what it was meant for. Tahee.thanx for da review, short and.AWZOME! HA HA HA! Welp, neWays, I have nothing else to say. Keep reading unless you wanna cliff hanger your self. Lis.