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Chapter 2: I'll Take Evil, Demented Lunatic for 1000, Alex.
(in Sora's house)
Sora: (runs in) Mommy! Daddy! There's a behemoth outside and he's trying to slaughter me!
(Sephiroth and Aerith are making out on the couch)
Aerith: (looking up for a second) What is it sweetie?
Sephiroth: Go away!
(the Behemoth rams into the house)
(Aerith and Sora scream)
Sephiroth: Wimps! (attacks the behemoth and kills it. It leaves a butt-load of munny and hp balls behind. Sephiroth looks around at the destruction) Well, so much for the house.
Aerith: I'm confused. What happened? I thought the Heartless were destroyed once Sora sealed Kingdom Hearts. How can this be happening?! (looks at Sephiroth) You haven't been doing evil things lately have you?
Sephiroth: (is holding a voodoo doll of Cloud, and then hides it behind his back) No..
Sora: Oh yeah, I did seal Kingdom Hearts, didn't I? I almost forgot.
Aerith: I think we have some research to do. C'mon, Sora.
Sora: K, bye Daddy!
Sephiroth: (mumbling) I'mnotyourfatheryousonofab-
Aerith: Bye schnookums. Stay out of trouble!
Sephiroth: Not making any guarantees.
(on the gummi ship)
(the interior is remarkably similar to that of the Enterprise, except it is entirely crewed by...MOOGLES)
Riku: (sitting in a funky space-looking chair) Okay....what's with the moogles?
Kairi: I dunno. The boss has some kind of strange obsession with them..
Chef Moogle: (walking up with a tray) Hors'deorves, kupo?
Kairi: Yes, don't mind if I do. (takes one)
Riku: No thanks I'll pass.
(the moogle walks away)
Riku: So, how much longer to Hollow Bastion?
Navigational Moogle: About three minutes, kupo.
Riku: Good.
(there are no enemy ships because no one else knows that the world borders have reopened, thanks to our pal Sora!)
Captain Moogle: Oh, no, kupo! We're headed about to hit a meteor, kupo! Get out of the way, kupo!
Kairi: Ugh! Why can't we avoid it?!
(the ship pulls away just in time)
Kairi: Thank you.
Random Moogle: No need to be so unkind, kupo!
Voice Over Intercom: Now approaching Hollow Bastion, kupo. Disembarking at Castle Chapel, kupo.
Kairi: I swear, if I hear the word "kupo" one more time...
Riku: Hey, Kairi. Calm down. I haven't seen you this stressed out since the whole Kingdom Hearts incident.
Kairi: Yeah well...
(meanwhile, in the Castle Chapel...)
Wendy: (pacing back and forth with her hands behind her back) Well, where are they?
Moogle Servant: There must have been a delay, kupo.
(it seems that Hollow Bastion is now overrun with Moogles who all serve Wendy....the evil lunatic!)
(the doors open as Riku, Kairi, and another Moogle walk in)
Moogle: Your guests are here, kupo!
Wendy: Thank you. You are dismissed. (the moogle salutes and walks away) Well, what took you so long!
Riku: Well, your gummi ship isn't exactly the fastest in the galaxy. And Destiny Island is a little far away.
Wendy: I suppose I should have listened to Chip and Dale when they told me a ship in the shape of a moogle wouldn't be very aerodynamic.
Riku: Yea, I was gonna ask you about that...
Wendy: Yes, I have an obsession with moogles. Yes, I tried the 12-step plan. SO WHAT! (she begins pacing again with veins in her neck popping out)
Riku: Hey, chill out.
Kairi: Anyway, we got the keyblade. (tosses it to Wendy)
Wendy: (strokes it) My precious...
Kairi: Why do you want it anyway?
Riku: Yeah, what good does it do you? I thought it only worked for Sora.
Wendy: Haha. Please, that imbecile being the only one to unlock the true power of the keyblade? You make me laugh. Hahahahahaha.
Dr. Finklestein: (rolls out of the corridor that leads to the lift stop) Ah...is the specimen here?
Wendy: Yes, doctor.
Dr. Finklestein: Oooooo..let me hold it!
Wendy: (reluctantly gives it to him)
Dr. Finklestein: Ooooo I feel the power! (feels every inch of it) The power! The power! Wendy: All right already. Just do your mad scientist job so I can work with it.
Dr. Finklestein: Yes your highness. (rolls away)
Wendy: (giggles) I like it when people call me that. It makes me feel special. Soon, the whole world will!
Riku: Umm..ok..you're scaring me. (backs away)
Kairi: So, how does the keyblade figure into your whole world domination plan?
Wendy: Funny you should ask. Well, You know the keyblade you had Riku that unlocked people's hearts?
Riku:....yes.....
Wendy: Well, that keyblade was destroyed when Sora sealed Hollow Bastion the first time.
Riku: Dang. I was gonna get it back too.
Wendy: Don't be dense! If it were still around, I'd be using it.
Riku: Hey, don't be dissing me. I'm the one who stole the keyblade and killed Sora.
Wendy: Oh, so he is dead. (evil laughter) Good. Anyway, back to the story. One day, Alice, my former best friend, boarded her gummi ship and came to visit me in Neverland. She was gloating as always. I really wasn't too terribly surprised by that. Then she started talking about the seven princess of hearts and how she was one of them. Finally, she got to the point where she was saying that they thought I was one of the seven princesses, but then they decided I wasn't good enough. This really made me angry. So angry I wanted to take over the world and overrun it with moogles, my favorite creatures.
Riku: Whoa, rewind. So, the reason you're doing this is because you were jealous you weren't one of the seven princesses of heart?
Wendy: Umm...I suppose. Honestly, this IS a sequel. Nothing is supposed to have logical reasoning behind it!
Riku: I see.
Kairi: If you wanted to be one that bad, you could have taken my spot...
Wendy: (clears throat) Moving on. I wanted to take over the world SO badly that I started doing research. One day, I had a moogle-shaped gummi ship built so I could go around the worlds collecting information on how to rule the universe. I happened upon this place, which is now the site of my evil headquarters, and I found these documents lying around. They told about these creatures called Heartless. I thought to myself...(an hour later) Hence the name, Bilbo-Filbo.
Kairi: Okay! What about the keyblade?
Wendy: Oh, yes. The Keyblade. Well, Yoda told me something about a key that can unlock hearts. I returned to this place in search of it, but one of my moogles told me it had been destroyed, but a similar keyblade still existed and a boy named Sora held it. Well, I knew the name sounded familiar (another hour later) Eventually, Finklestein agreed to work for me and add the power to unlock people's hearts to the existing keyblade. Now, my goal is to transform every being in the universe into a heartless, and with the keyblade, I can rule them all with the help of my fellow villains Cher, Micheal Jackson, Charro, and Bjork!
(Riku and Kairi are asleep)
Wendy: (sigh) Why am I so underappreciated.
(Riku and Kairi awake a little bit)
Riku: Is it finally over?
Wendy: Yes.
Kairi: So, what next.
Dr. Finklestein: (rolls back) The keyblade is complete!
Wendy: (evil laughter) Now I shall rule all!
A/N: Sorry this chapter was kinda devoid of humor. Oh, well. Chapter 3 will pick up the pace again. In later chapters:
We find out how exactly Wendy is going to go about transforming people into Heartless. We find out why pop stars are turning evil. We find out why exactly Riku and Kairi agreed to aid Wendy.
R/R if you would!
TTFN
Chapter 2: I'll Take Evil, Demented Lunatic for 1000, Alex.
(in Sora's house)
Sora: (runs in) Mommy! Daddy! There's a behemoth outside and he's trying to slaughter me!
(Sephiroth and Aerith are making out on the couch)
Aerith: (looking up for a second) What is it sweetie?
Sephiroth: Go away!
(the Behemoth rams into the house)
(Aerith and Sora scream)
Sephiroth: Wimps! (attacks the behemoth and kills it. It leaves a butt-load of munny and hp balls behind. Sephiroth looks around at the destruction) Well, so much for the house.
Aerith: I'm confused. What happened? I thought the Heartless were destroyed once Sora sealed Kingdom Hearts. How can this be happening?! (looks at Sephiroth) You haven't been doing evil things lately have you?
Sephiroth: (is holding a voodoo doll of Cloud, and then hides it behind his back) No..
Sora: Oh yeah, I did seal Kingdom Hearts, didn't I? I almost forgot.
Aerith: I think we have some research to do. C'mon, Sora.
Sora: K, bye Daddy!
Sephiroth: (mumbling) I'mnotyourfatheryousonofab-
Aerith: Bye schnookums. Stay out of trouble!
Sephiroth: Not making any guarantees.
(on the gummi ship)
(the interior is remarkably similar to that of the Enterprise, except it is entirely crewed by...MOOGLES)
Riku: (sitting in a funky space-looking chair) Okay....what's with the moogles?
Kairi: I dunno. The boss has some kind of strange obsession with them..
Chef Moogle: (walking up with a tray) Hors'deorves, kupo?
Kairi: Yes, don't mind if I do. (takes one)
Riku: No thanks I'll pass.
(the moogle walks away)
Riku: So, how much longer to Hollow Bastion?
Navigational Moogle: About three minutes, kupo.
Riku: Good.
(there are no enemy ships because no one else knows that the world borders have reopened, thanks to our pal Sora!)
Captain Moogle: Oh, no, kupo! We're headed about to hit a meteor, kupo! Get out of the way, kupo!
Kairi: Ugh! Why can't we avoid it?!
(the ship pulls away just in time)
Kairi: Thank you.
Random Moogle: No need to be so unkind, kupo!
Voice Over Intercom: Now approaching Hollow Bastion, kupo. Disembarking at Castle Chapel, kupo.
Kairi: I swear, if I hear the word "kupo" one more time...
Riku: Hey, Kairi. Calm down. I haven't seen you this stressed out since the whole Kingdom Hearts incident.
Kairi: Yeah well...
(meanwhile, in the Castle Chapel...)
Wendy: (pacing back and forth with her hands behind her back) Well, where are they?
Moogle Servant: There must have been a delay, kupo.
(it seems that Hollow Bastion is now overrun with Moogles who all serve Wendy....the evil lunatic!)
(the doors open as Riku, Kairi, and another Moogle walk in)
Moogle: Your guests are here, kupo!
Wendy: Thank you. You are dismissed. (the moogle salutes and walks away) Well, what took you so long!
Riku: Well, your gummi ship isn't exactly the fastest in the galaxy. And Destiny Island is a little far away.
Wendy: I suppose I should have listened to Chip and Dale when they told me a ship in the shape of a moogle wouldn't be very aerodynamic.
Riku: Yea, I was gonna ask you about that...
Wendy: Yes, I have an obsession with moogles. Yes, I tried the 12-step plan. SO WHAT! (she begins pacing again with veins in her neck popping out)
Riku: Hey, chill out.
Kairi: Anyway, we got the keyblade. (tosses it to Wendy)
Wendy: (strokes it) My precious...
Kairi: Why do you want it anyway?
Riku: Yeah, what good does it do you? I thought it only worked for Sora.
Wendy: Haha. Please, that imbecile being the only one to unlock the true power of the keyblade? You make me laugh. Hahahahahaha.
Dr. Finklestein: (rolls out of the corridor that leads to the lift stop) Ah...is the specimen here?
Wendy: Yes, doctor.
Dr. Finklestein: Oooooo..let me hold it!
Wendy: (reluctantly gives it to him)
Dr. Finklestein: Ooooo I feel the power! (feels every inch of it) The power! The power! Wendy: All right already. Just do your mad scientist job so I can work with it.
Dr. Finklestein: Yes your highness. (rolls away)
Wendy: (giggles) I like it when people call me that. It makes me feel special. Soon, the whole world will!
Riku: Umm..ok..you're scaring me. (backs away)
Kairi: So, how does the keyblade figure into your whole world domination plan?
Wendy: Funny you should ask. Well, You know the keyblade you had Riku that unlocked people's hearts?
Riku:....yes.....
Wendy: Well, that keyblade was destroyed when Sora sealed Hollow Bastion the first time.
Riku: Dang. I was gonna get it back too.
Wendy: Don't be dense! If it were still around, I'd be using it.
Riku: Hey, don't be dissing me. I'm the one who stole the keyblade and killed Sora.
Wendy: Oh, so he is dead. (evil laughter) Good. Anyway, back to the story. One day, Alice, my former best friend, boarded her gummi ship and came to visit me in Neverland. She was gloating as always. I really wasn't too terribly surprised by that. Then she started talking about the seven princess of hearts and how she was one of them. Finally, she got to the point where she was saying that they thought I was one of the seven princesses, but then they decided I wasn't good enough. This really made me angry. So angry I wanted to take over the world and overrun it with moogles, my favorite creatures.
Riku: Whoa, rewind. So, the reason you're doing this is because you were jealous you weren't one of the seven princesses of heart?
Wendy: Umm...I suppose. Honestly, this IS a sequel. Nothing is supposed to have logical reasoning behind it!
Riku: I see.
Kairi: If you wanted to be one that bad, you could have taken my spot...
Wendy: (clears throat) Moving on. I wanted to take over the world SO badly that I started doing research. One day, I had a moogle-shaped gummi ship built so I could go around the worlds collecting information on how to rule the universe. I happened upon this place, which is now the site of my evil headquarters, and I found these documents lying around. They told about these creatures called Heartless. I thought to myself...(an hour later) Hence the name, Bilbo-Filbo.
Kairi: Okay! What about the keyblade?
Wendy: Oh, yes. The Keyblade. Well, Yoda told me something about a key that can unlock hearts. I returned to this place in search of it, but one of my moogles told me it had been destroyed, but a similar keyblade still existed and a boy named Sora held it. Well, I knew the name sounded familiar (another hour later) Eventually, Finklestein agreed to work for me and add the power to unlock people's hearts to the existing keyblade. Now, my goal is to transform every being in the universe into a heartless, and with the keyblade, I can rule them all with the help of my fellow villains Cher, Micheal Jackson, Charro, and Bjork!
(Riku and Kairi are asleep)
Wendy: (sigh) Why am I so underappreciated.
(Riku and Kairi awake a little bit)
Riku: Is it finally over?
Wendy: Yes.
Kairi: So, what next.
Dr. Finklestein: (rolls back) The keyblade is complete!
Wendy: (evil laughter) Now I shall rule all!
A/N: Sorry this chapter was kinda devoid of humor. Oh, well. Chapter 3 will pick up the pace again. In later chapters:
We find out how exactly Wendy is going to go about transforming people into Heartless. We find out why pop stars are turning evil. We find out why exactly Riku and Kairi agreed to aid Wendy.
R/R if you would!
TTFN