Well, I know I wasn't going to tell you any more of the story, but I will
because you want me too. Actually, I was gonna continue anyway, that was
just a joke so you would review, I have to finish so the truth could get
out. But enough preaching, ON WITH THE STORY!
Well, in the water, I realized I could slant the drawbridge enough to get to my Secret Stash of Important Crap. As soon as that was done, I got out and hurried to the bridge, but was surrounded by the hit men before I got there. They charged at me all at once, so I ran up one and they all crashed into each other. I ran to the drawbridge and made it, but had no time to do anything but try to make to the Secret Stash of Important Crap.
In the Market, I raced for the Bombchu Bowling Alley. The Stash was behind the hole in the bull's eye. I accidentally destroyed the door running in. The Bombchu Bowling Person asked "Stash Time" I responded "go". In our language, that means yes. The only words in our language are: Stash Time-need to get into your Secret Stash of Important Crap Go-Yes No-No
I went into the Stash and pulled out my Minigun and ammo, they're good stuff. I heard the hit men talking to the lady at the counter. All I heard was from the hit men "drawbridge guard" and from the lady at the counter "never heard of him, would you like a round of Bombchu Bowling" before they choked her to death. Then I wondered "why was she here instead of the wedding. Then I remembered she once told me "whenever you're doing something dangerous, I'll be here". She's a mind reader or a fortune teller, I know it. After that, I extracted painful and terrible vengeance.
I busted the bull's eye thingy down and just went crazy with the trigger. In seven seconds, the place was in ruins and twenty nine hit men were killed. The last one bugged out, but I think I lost my salary for the next seven months. Luckily, I'm coming back in two days from the future to see them again. To me, it's been 9 months, to them, 48 hours. I wonder if anything has changed over the past 48 hours. I also have a recorder showing the effects of what happened between the hit men incident and me going back to the future. The future I'm talking about is now. And here it is.
Scene is BBA 2 minutes after the incident. Ironically, the hit men were killed and the wedding was finished within 20 seconds of each other.
Link: Zelda wants to see you.
Me: Shit, this can't be good.
Link: Come on.
Me: This has to be about the drawbridge.
Scene, Castle
Link: Wait here.
Tim: I am so dead, I hope Zelda hasn't been smoking that cocaine again.
Link: Come on in.
Inside
Zelda: The drawbridge is in ruins, and so is the BBA.
Tim: So, I'm going back to the future after this meeting.
Zelda: Oh no you're not, you're fixing the drawbridge and the BBA.
Tim: The BBA lady was killed by hit men.
Link/Zelda: HIT MEN!?
Tim: Here's the story. While you two were getting married, Malon and Ruto appeared with hit men and attempted to break in and stop the wedding. I tried to throw the drawbridge down and get in my Secret Stash of Important Crap. The drawbridge broke, but I eventually got in. Then I took a Minigun and killed them off, but in anger, I tore a hole in the BBA. Then Link showed up. What I was gonna do was go back to the future and get future tools for the drawbridge to speed up fixing and make it better.
Zelda: Hurry back.
Tim: To me, I'll be gone nine months, but for you, it'll just be 48 hours.
Link: See you in the future.
Tim: The past to me.
Zelda: Whatever.
10 minutes and 1 special effect later with tape off.
So now it's been 9 months minus two days, so that's the story. In two days, I'll see you in Hyrule.
Two days and 1 special effect later
Hyrule looks kinda different. It looks like evil took over. Princess, Link.
Look for the next part in Mayhem 2: Reverse evil.
Well, in the water, I realized I could slant the drawbridge enough to get to my Secret Stash of Important Crap. As soon as that was done, I got out and hurried to the bridge, but was surrounded by the hit men before I got there. They charged at me all at once, so I ran up one and they all crashed into each other. I ran to the drawbridge and made it, but had no time to do anything but try to make to the Secret Stash of Important Crap.
In the Market, I raced for the Bombchu Bowling Alley. The Stash was behind the hole in the bull's eye. I accidentally destroyed the door running in. The Bombchu Bowling Person asked "Stash Time" I responded "go". In our language, that means yes. The only words in our language are: Stash Time-need to get into your Secret Stash of Important Crap Go-Yes No-No
I went into the Stash and pulled out my Minigun and ammo, they're good stuff. I heard the hit men talking to the lady at the counter. All I heard was from the hit men "drawbridge guard" and from the lady at the counter "never heard of him, would you like a round of Bombchu Bowling" before they choked her to death. Then I wondered "why was she here instead of the wedding. Then I remembered she once told me "whenever you're doing something dangerous, I'll be here". She's a mind reader or a fortune teller, I know it. After that, I extracted painful and terrible vengeance.
I busted the bull's eye thingy down and just went crazy with the trigger. In seven seconds, the place was in ruins and twenty nine hit men were killed. The last one bugged out, but I think I lost my salary for the next seven months. Luckily, I'm coming back in two days from the future to see them again. To me, it's been 9 months, to them, 48 hours. I wonder if anything has changed over the past 48 hours. I also have a recorder showing the effects of what happened between the hit men incident and me going back to the future. The future I'm talking about is now. And here it is.
Scene is BBA 2 minutes after the incident. Ironically, the hit men were killed and the wedding was finished within 20 seconds of each other.
Link: Zelda wants to see you.
Me: Shit, this can't be good.
Link: Come on.
Me: This has to be about the drawbridge.
Scene, Castle
Link: Wait here.
Tim: I am so dead, I hope Zelda hasn't been smoking that cocaine again.
Link: Come on in.
Inside
Zelda: The drawbridge is in ruins, and so is the BBA.
Tim: So, I'm going back to the future after this meeting.
Zelda: Oh no you're not, you're fixing the drawbridge and the BBA.
Tim: The BBA lady was killed by hit men.
Link/Zelda: HIT MEN!?
Tim: Here's the story. While you two were getting married, Malon and Ruto appeared with hit men and attempted to break in and stop the wedding. I tried to throw the drawbridge down and get in my Secret Stash of Important Crap. The drawbridge broke, but I eventually got in. Then I took a Minigun and killed them off, but in anger, I tore a hole in the BBA. Then Link showed up. What I was gonna do was go back to the future and get future tools for the drawbridge to speed up fixing and make it better.
Zelda: Hurry back.
Tim: To me, I'll be gone nine months, but for you, it'll just be 48 hours.
Link: See you in the future.
Tim: The past to me.
Zelda: Whatever.
10 minutes and 1 special effect later with tape off.
So now it's been 9 months minus two days, so that's the story. In two days, I'll see you in Hyrule.
Two days and 1 special effect later
Hyrule looks kinda different. It looks like evil took over. Princess, Link.
Look for the next part in Mayhem 2: Reverse evil.