A/N: Hey everyone! Remember me? Good grief, it's been what.almost 6 months
since I updated this thing!!! Well, I'm going to "try" to finish this baby.
Thanks to all the R/Rers. Flames are still frowned upon.
Chapter 4: If I were the Supreme Ruler of Darkness.where would I be?
(Meanwhile.back on sunny Destiny Island, Aerith and Sora are strolling along the sunny beachfront)
Sora: Mommy, where are we going?
Aerith: We have to find someone who will help us.
Sora: Help.someone.is it Donald and Goofy?!
Aerith: No, sweetie, they ran away after you all got back here. Something about a restraining order...
Sora: Oh.
(He is sad.which is an astonishing feat for Sora)
(after much wandering, they finally reach a foreboding looking door with a Heartless insignia on it)
Aerith: Hmm.you'd think he'd disguise his place better.
Sora: I've seen that sign somewhere.but..I can't remember.
Aerith: Sora! Do you not remember your big quest?
Sora: Quest?
Aerith: Kingdom Hearts?
Sora: What?
Aerith: The Heartless?
Sora: .?
Aerith: (sighs) Never mind.
(Aerith is about to knock on the door when she sees a regular doorbell. She presses I and it plays "The Battle Hymn of the Republic")
Aerith: That kinda ruins the foreboding effect...Sora? What are you doing?
(Sora is taking the colorful puzzle pieces out of the door and putting them in his mouth)
Sora: Mmmm.Pretty..
Aerith: Sora, stop it! You don't know where those have been!
(As Sora continues to chew on the pieces, the door slowly swings open)
Aerith: Okay, I would be scared if I the doorbell wasn't so fruity.
(As expected, no one is at the door. Aerith takes Sora by the hand and leads him in)
(a mysterious figure pops out from behind the door)
Mysterious Figure: Oooga booga booga!
(Sora screams, Aerith stares in disbelief)
Aerith: Knock it off, pansy.
(the Mysterious Figure steps into the light and is none other than.Ansem. So surprised, aren't we?)
Ansem: Aww...man. The kid was scared.
Aerith: No duh. Not that hard to do.
Ansem: (sigh) Well...hey, wait a minute. Why are you two at my house anyway?! That's the little twerp who thwarted my plan of overrunning the world with darkness.
Aerith: Ya, well, someone else is doing it now.
Ansem: WHAT?! I copyrighted that evil plan! I'm telling my lawyer about this!
Aerith: This is more important than copyright law, Ansem. We need to know how someone could bring the Heartless back with the world borders closed.
Ansem: (sigh) Alright...follow me.
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: This one is as funny as I could make it without slowing the plot down. Sorry. The next chapter should be better, but I needed to move the story along a bit. Well, actually I didn't accomplish much, but hey, at least I'm writing more. Next time on KH2
*Ansem makes shocking revelations *We find out who's spying on Wendy, Riku, Kairi, and the popstars of heart *We find out how Mickey and the gang are faring and. *We find out the kind of frozen yogurt evil masterminds eat!
R/R and the force shall be with you.
Chapter 4: If I were the Supreme Ruler of Darkness.where would I be?
(Meanwhile.back on sunny Destiny Island, Aerith and Sora are strolling along the sunny beachfront)
Sora: Mommy, where are we going?
Aerith: We have to find someone who will help us.
Sora: Help.someone.is it Donald and Goofy?!
Aerith: No, sweetie, they ran away after you all got back here. Something about a restraining order...
Sora: Oh.
(He is sad.which is an astonishing feat for Sora)
(after much wandering, they finally reach a foreboding looking door with a Heartless insignia on it)
Aerith: Hmm.you'd think he'd disguise his place better.
Sora: I've seen that sign somewhere.but..I can't remember.
Aerith: Sora! Do you not remember your big quest?
Sora: Quest?
Aerith: Kingdom Hearts?
Sora: What?
Aerith: The Heartless?
Sora: .?
Aerith: (sighs) Never mind.
(Aerith is about to knock on the door when she sees a regular doorbell. She presses I and it plays "The Battle Hymn of the Republic")
Aerith: That kinda ruins the foreboding effect...Sora? What are you doing?
(Sora is taking the colorful puzzle pieces out of the door and putting them in his mouth)
Sora: Mmmm.Pretty..
Aerith: Sora, stop it! You don't know where those have been!
(As Sora continues to chew on the pieces, the door slowly swings open)
Aerith: Okay, I would be scared if I the doorbell wasn't so fruity.
(As expected, no one is at the door. Aerith takes Sora by the hand and leads him in)
(a mysterious figure pops out from behind the door)
Mysterious Figure: Oooga booga booga!
(Sora screams, Aerith stares in disbelief)
Aerith: Knock it off, pansy.
(the Mysterious Figure steps into the light and is none other than.Ansem. So surprised, aren't we?)
Ansem: Aww...man. The kid was scared.
Aerith: No duh. Not that hard to do.
Ansem: (sigh) Well...hey, wait a minute. Why are you two at my house anyway?! That's the little twerp who thwarted my plan of overrunning the world with darkness.
Aerith: Ya, well, someone else is doing it now.
Ansem: WHAT?! I copyrighted that evil plan! I'm telling my lawyer about this!
Aerith: This is more important than copyright law, Ansem. We need to know how someone could bring the Heartless back with the world borders closed.
Ansem: (sigh) Alright...follow me.
TO BE CONTINUED
A/N: This one is as funny as I could make it without slowing the plot down. Sorry. The next chapter should be better, but I needed to move the story along a bit. Well, actually I didn't accomplish much, but hey, at least I'm writing more. Next time on KH2
*Ansem makes shocking revelations *We find out who's spying on Wendy, Riku, Kairi, and the popstars of heart *We find out how Mickey and the gang are faring and. *We find out the kind of frozen yogurt evil masterminds eat!
R/R and the force shall be with you.