Japanese Idol

Chapter 7 (Last Chapter)

By: HanyouGohan

Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEDICATION!: Since this is basically the last chapter, you know before the epl. I want to dedicate it someone. Of course this whole story is for all my reviewers that I love so much. But I want to dedicate these last two chapters to: JOEY-KUN!!! Dude, you rock! And Im going to miss you when this is over.you know.till Dance Fever comes out. YAY!

A_N: ::sniffs:: Already the last chapter??? Its so sad! WHAA!!! *sighs* Whatever, enjoy! Short Ramble: If you have windows media player and you go to "default play list" there's this 1 min. 17 sec. music video.its clay animated with a rat singing to a piece of cheese singin "I Beilive in Miracles!" If you've seen it you know how kewl it is, ne?! If you haven't, dude go watch it!!

Chichiru: YAY! I saw it, itz really funny! Wait till the ending! ^__^ Its good!!!!

Battousai: NEwayz, on with the last chapter!!!:

Gourry: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to our final round of: Japanese Idol (Idol.Idol.Idol) NEwayz, Kenshin and Sanosuke are the last two contestants. Who will win?

Simon: I wanna talk! *Gourry pouts and Simon smilez* They each have to sing 3 songs, only one can be Linkin Park, or none for that matter. *Sniffles* NEwayz, Kenshin will be singing first, then Sano, then Kenshin, then Sano, then Kenshin, then Sano.and then we will see the next-

Announcer: JAPANESE IDOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Idol.Idol.Idol)

Simon: That's annoying! ___; You're gettin' on everyone's nerves!!!

Gourry: I don't care! I can be mean if I want to! So there ::stix tongue out::

Kaoru: WOW! Both of them can really sing!

Yahiko(outta no where): Yeah.and so could Orphen!

Orphen: You really think soo???

Yahiko: YEAH! I was voting for you the whole time!

Orphen: YAY! A fan! *hugs Yahiko*

Yahiko: *grunts* Watch the wings, buddy

Orphen: *backs away* Oh yeah, you're dead.

Yoh: Am I here on time? This IS Dance Fever right? *pant, pant*

Inuyasha: You're a little early, so you can hang with us!

Yoh: *Studies Inuyasha's ears, hair, claws, and fangs* Kewl! Can Amidamaru come too?

Inuyasha: *looks at the ghost behind Yoh* DUDE! HECK YEAH!

Yoh and Amidamaru: KEWLNESS! *leaves with Inuyasha*

Kaoru: Ok that was rather pointless.

Yahiko and Megumi: So?

Megumi: Jinx, ya owe me a soda!

Yahiko: Im dead, and Im broke. Get ur own soda!

Megumi: Oh I see how it is! *Stalks off*

Gourry: KENSHIN! GET UR SORRY TAIL TO THE STAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenshin: Not if you're going to act like that! You wish *crosses arms*

Gourry: NOW!

Simon: Kenshin, please come to the stage. Everyone is waiting.

Kenshin: *Rurouni smile* Coming! *prances out*

Kaoru: I didn't know Kenshin was a prancer

Yahiko: Neither did I. That's a bit scary

Sanosuke: *walks up behind Yahiko and puts his hands on Yahiko's shoulders* Hey, kid. I'll give you a bunch of western chocolate if you vote for me

Yahiko: *jerks away* You're nothing but a cheat! Sano, you need to get over yourself.

Sanosuke: Humph! Be that way, I already got half the crowd on my side cuz of this stuff. *waves chocolate bar around* Mwahahahahaha! Kenshin is goin' down!

Kenshin: IM SINGING NOW! SHUT UP SANOSUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sanosuke: LA LA LA LA LA! OH YA YA YA! LA LA LA LA OH YA YA YA!

Kagome: Isn't that the Hamtaro song?

Sanosuke: ::blushes:: So???

Kenshin: AHEM!

Gourry: STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Simon: Please, Kenshin.sing.

Kenshin: Thank you. Its hard to wake up when the shades have been pulled shut This house is haunted its so pathetic it makes no sense at all Im ripe with things to say the words rot and fall away What stupid poem could fix this home I'd read it every day So here's your holiday hope you enjoy it this time you gave it all away It was mine so when you're dead and gone Well you, you'll never guess my, twenty years now lost it's not right The anger hurts my ears been running strong for seven years Rather then fix the problem they never solve them it makes no sense at all I see them everyday we get along so why can't they? If this is what he wants and its what she wants then whys there so much pain? So here's your holiday hope you enjoy it this time you gave it all away It was mine so when your dead and gone Well you, you'll never guess my, twenty years now lost it's not right

Kaoru: WAK! I love that song! GO KENSHIN!!!!!!!!!!!! ::^_____^::

Yahiko: WHY might I ask, do you like it?

Kaoru: I don't know, it just sounds kewl! YAY KENSHIN! *claps hands and dances in a circle*

Yahiko: Whatever.

Kagome: I told you I was better than her! I don't act like a freak!

Cleao: I do!

Majic: Amen to that!

Orphen: HERE! HERE!

Cleao: It's nice to see Im loved.*sniffles*

Kenshin(walks backstage): Kaoru, I did that for you.I hate that song.

Kaoru: What?! How can you HATE it!? That song is sooo kewl! ^__^

Kenshin: For you maybe!

*Battousai: HEY! I love that song! *POOF*

Kenshin:...

Kagome: Okkkkk then.()

Inuyasha: YOH'S IT! YOH'S IT!!! RUN AWAY!!!!

{Inuyasha and Amidamaru dash across the screen, Yoh soon following close behind}

Yahiko: That's nice

Orphen: Sanosuke! Get ur tail out there and sing ur second song!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sanosuke: What if I want to stall time?

Simon: Then you automatically lose! So PLEASE get out here

Gourry: NOW! NOW! NOW!

Sanosuke: *walks on stage w/ hands in his pockets* Sheesh, yall are mean

Simon: SING! SING! SING!

Gourry: God, Simon, you're getting on my nerves.

Simon: You were a lot nicer in past chapters

Gourry: Well s-o-rry! *Sarcastic tone*

Sanosuke: Am I supposed to sing or not?

Gourry: GO!

Simon: 3.2.1

Gourry: I already said go!!!!

Sanosuke: Sheesh, temper control needed.GO!! Can you feel it, The perfect day Scratch the leaved The paper tears The world I'm feeling starts giving away A perfect day A perfect day (Cant tell) Everything was shapeless is clear now I visualize with a drop of sound I am the man without fear You can't hurt me (NO) You can't stop me (NO) You can't beat me (NO) You can't bring me DOWN!!!!!!!! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! DareDevil! Hello lady She takes my hand Delicate features in this rain I loose everything Can I dream The voices scream The voices shout!!

Simon: DAREDEVIL LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Battousai: AMEN! ^__^*

Sanosuke: Ok, bye! *walks off stage

Kenshin: You just got lucky! MY final song is going to blow him away. Mwahahahaha!

Kaoru: Kenshin, did you take your medicine this morning?

Kenshin: No.I forgot *sad face*

Yahiko: Well no wonder you're acting so stupid!

Sanosuke: SO? Better for me!

Kaoru: Kenshin, you're grounded!

Kenshin: WHAAA!!!!

Gourry: You two only need to sing one more song each! We're almost done! WHAAA!!!!

Simon: Its nice to see you're back to normal.

Gourry: What do you mean? I've been like this the whole time!

Simon: No you haven't!

Gourry2: GRR!! What's taking so long??!?!?!?!?!?!

Gourry: Whoa! Another me!

Simon: AHH!!!! *hides under desk*

Gourry2: I am the real Gourry, what are you talking about?!

Gourry: I AM!

Gourry2: I AM!

Gourry: I AM!

Gourry2: I AM!

Inuyasha: *looks at Gourry2* Shippo, what are you doin'?

Gourry2: *POOF's into Shippo* Aww.Inuyasha why'd you ruin my fun!

Inuyasha: *rolls eyes, then Yoh hits his head* NO! Im it now, thanx a lot Shippo!

Yoh: AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! *runs away*

Inuyasha: You're next Amidamaru! *runs after the ghost*

Simon: Who's going?

Sanosuke: I wanna do my song now! Let ME go before Kenshin!

Simon: Kenshin? You? What?!

Gourry: I guess if Kenshin doesn't mind.

Kenshin: I don't care *crosses arms* Sano will loose either way.

Sanosuke: *Stix tongue out* I WILL GO NOW!!!! *stalks on stage*

Simon: Ok, then.go.

Sanosuke: Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO WIN! Ahem.

Gourry: STOP THAT!

Shippo: That's my line! Grrr..

Sanosuke: She can't hide no matter how hard she tries Her secret disguised behind the lies

And at night she cries away her pride With eyes shut tight staring at her inside All her friends know why she can't sleep at night All her family asking is she alright All she wants to do is get rid of this hell Well all she's got to do is stop kiddin herself She can only fool herself for so long She can only fool herself for so long She can only fool herself for so long I'm too weak to face me (She can only fool herself) I never know just why you run so far away far away from me I never know just why you run so far away far away from me When it comes to how to live his life he can't be told Says he got everything under control Thinks he knows he's not a problem he's stuck with But in reality it would be a problem to just quit An addict and he can't hold the reigns The pain is worse cause his friends have it the same Tries to slow down the problem he's got But can't get off the carousel until he makes it stop He can only fool himself for so long He can only fool himself for so long He can only fool himself for so long I'm too weak to face me (He can only fool himself) I never know just why you run so far away far away from me I never know just why you run so far away far away from me I never know just why you run so far away far away from me I never know just why you run so far away far away from me I never know just why you run so far away far away from me I never know just why you run so far away far away from me!

Simon: Whoa! A FULL Linkin Park song.no cutting or anything! YAY!!!!!!!! *Smiles*

Gourry: Up next, is Kenshin. Kenshin do you have your final song?

Kenshin: Yes

Simon: Does he really have to sing? Sanosuke is going to-*Gourry covers his mouth*

Gourry: You cant pick the winner yet, Simon. Get a hold of yourself!

Simon: Tk for hanfed uff meff mth!

Gourry: *moves hand* What?

Simon: I said take your hand off my mouth.

Gourry: Ok, I did. Kenshin, please sing!

Kenshin: Sanosuke took my song! So.give me some time to think.

Gourry: Ok..........................................times up!

Kenshin: Ok! I got one ^__^

Kaoru: Go Kenshin!

Yahiko: Go Kenshin!

Orphen: GO Kenshin!

Cleao: GO Sanosuke!

{Everyone glares at her}

Cleao: I MEAN KENSHIN!

Everyone: YAY!!!!

Megumi: I don't know who to vote for.

Kaoru: Get over it.

Kenshin: IM SINGING NOW!

Kaoru: Beat the crap outta tori-atama!!!

Kenshin: YEAH!

Yahiko: WHOOOOHOOO!!!!

Simon: Ok, sing already.

Gourry: 3.2.1.GO!

Kenshin: Part of me won't go away Everyday reminded how much I hate it Weighted against the consequences Can't live without it so it's senseless Wanna cut it out of my soul And just live with a gaping hole Take control of my life And wash out all the burnt taste I made the problems in the first place Hang my head low 'cause it's part of me Ya hardly see right next to the heart of me Heard of me the routine scar New cuts cover where the old ones are And now I'm sick of this I can't stand the sandpaper thoughts that grade away on my sanity I rather not even be then the man that's staring in the mirror through me Cut myself free willingly

Stop just what's killing me Cut myself free willingly Stop just what's killing me Cut myself free willingly Stop just what's killing me Cut myself free willingly Stop just what's killing me I feel it everyday I feel I made my way I feel it swell up inside, swell up inside Swallowing me It can't be frightening if you've never felt it Once it's been dealt with you feel like you've been touched by something angelic And then melted down into a pool of peace Cease to be the animal you used to be Remove the broken parts you know were wrong And feel the karma when the problem's all gone And then you start to see another piece of yourself that you can't let be

And that reason'll last fight to free yourself Take it to the depths of the bottom of the well

And now you know you can choose to lose the part in your heart Where your insides bruise

You can live if you're willing to Put a stop to just what's killing you Cut myself free willingly

Stop just what's killing me Cut myself free willingly Stop just what's killing me Cut myself free willingly Stop just what's killing me Cut myself free willingly Stop just what's killing me I feel it everydayI feel I made my way I feel it swell up inside, swell up inside Swallowing me (Alive in me, inside of me, a part of me screams away silently This part of me won't go away, part of me won't go away Everywhere I look around I see how everyone ought to be Every time I see myself there's always something wrong with me Everywhere I look around I see how everyone ought to be Every time I see myself there's always something wrong with me) I feel it everyday I feel I made my way I feel it swell up inside, swell up inside Swallowing me I feel it everyday I feel I made my way I feel it swell up inside, swell up inside Swallowing me I feel it swell up inside, swell up inside, swallowing me I feel it swell up inside, swell up inside, swallowing me

Simon: WOW! WOW! WOW!

Gourry: He sang the whole dang song, and it was WAY longer than Sanosuke's song.

Sanosuke: Grr.I hate you Kenshin.

Kenshin: Water.I need water.*drags back stage*

Kaoru: Here! *hands Kenshin a 10 gallon thing of water*

Kenshin: THANX! *drinks it all*

Kaoru: Mwahahahaha! Your medicine was in there too

Kenshin: No wonder it tasted odd. Oh well, my throat doesn't hurt anymore. Thanx Kaoru!

Kaoru: No biggy.*grows dark* but you had better win, Kenshin.

Sanosuke: He doesn't stand a chance! Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Simon: NOO!!! I CANT DECIDE!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *bursts into tears*

Kenshin and Sanosuke: CANT DECIDE?!

Kenshin: oro?

Yahiko: no! 1st Orphen now Kenshin.life is so unfair. *pokes his wings* Kewl! *pokes again*

Kagome: Oh then..*sweatdropps*

Gourry: Due to his obsession with LP Simon was not able to choose a winner. If you here at the studio and you there at home don't place your vote, there will be no Japanese Idol! (Idol.Idol.Idol!)

Simon: IM SO SORRY! WHAAAA!!!

Inuyasha: Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

Amidamaru: *tags him* Due to your odd speech I was able to tag you, whahahaha!

Inuyasha: YOH! AMIDAMARU! LOOK OUT! *runs after them*

Kenshin: Im not going to win.*sniffs*

Sanosuke: Of course you wont, cuz I will! *strikes a pose*

Kaoru and Yahiko: Oh please!

Yahiko: Kenshin is gonna beat the crud outta you.

Kaoru: yeah you (censored)

Yahiko: My Gawd.

Kaoru: He, he.Oops. ::blushes::

Sanosuke: ARGH!

Kenshin Fans (lead by Kaoru): Go Kenshin! Go Kenshin! Go Kenshin! Go Kenshin!

Sanosuke Fans (lead by Megumi): Go Sanosuke! Go Sanosuke! Go Sanosuke!

Simon: I cant choose!

Gourry: Fans, its up to you! Save us from this dilemma!

-End

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I am so sorry everyone! I couldn't pick a winner! Mwahahahahahahaha! Its all up to you! Whoever has the most votes win. And, you can only vote for one person. Unless you are also counting your imaginary friend/conscience. K?

Chichiru: Does that mean I can vote too?!

Battousai: Yes, you can. Cuz you are my.I cant tell. But you know!

Chichiru: TWO VOTE FOR KENSHIN!

Battousai: We don't count in the final vote.sorry. Readers pay attention:

Choices:

Kenshin Himura

Or

Sanosuke Sagara

I hope you knew that, lis. Welp, go click the bluish purple button thing that says: review.and tell me who you want and why! Whoever has the most votes, and best talk on why they should win is the winner! YAY! Its up to you! Hurry before Sanosuke kills everyone

Sanosuke: BURN!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out flame thrower* Mwahahahahahaha! I will win! I WILL!

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VOTE NOW!!!

O+O

-Hitokiri Battousai

joey-kun: Hullo there! 7th grade was the best year of my life! Lis.I don't like 8th as much, I warn you! WHAAA!!!! OH! I know what Dance Dance Revolution is! I play it at Putt Putt Golf! WHEE!!! I don't have their CD either, my friend does.tahee and they lost it! Whats ur fav. Song?? Hm.just wondering. ^_^ Im a gurl too, I think you know that. Oh well, its nice to know right? My dad thought you were a boy he he he, I wasn't sure. Now I am! Yeah, The music video was gross! The mom was a poll dancer and.EWW! I cant think about it without getting sick.grr.don't EVER watch it. You'll be scared for life. Awk! Dance Fever shall be soon. You like Sano and Kenshin? Well you had better pick one soon. I cant write the other chap. Until one of them is picked. Mwahahahahahahaha! TTYS, Over and Out! ^__^ P.S. I SAID YOU ROCK! YOU CANT SAY IT BACK!!!!!!! GRRR..

Chibificgrl-100: Yes, you are. In a new chapter, that I am going to post in a minute. Tahee! Why wont you help her? Or am I supposed to? *throws out a life-raft thing* There.my job is done! Mwahahahaha! I have continued, choose your fav. Singer! My fic depends on it!

BYE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!