Okay, I'm trying. I have several other X-Titles and this one often gets neglected in favour of Brittany or Talia's respective stories. Sorry.

Disclaimer: Narf!

Kurt: I thought that thing spewed out one-liners.

Karla: That is a one-liner.

Kurt: It's a word and it's not funny.

Karla: But it's Pinky's word!

Kurt: ...

Marie had taken the news rather badly that she couldn't get in touch with her own mother. I didn't really care. My father spent the majority of his time trying to by my love and sending me to expensive boarding schools. My mother was never home and so I didn't really bond with her.

"What if we need help?" August asked.

"Indeed, I should think it would be highly difficult to escape the necessity of needing to call on an allied band of mutants for assistance." Klara said.

"Translation: If we screw up, our asses are grass." Leatta said. She wasn't as bad as she sounded. She was Gothic and claimed to be a diviner.

"Aw man! I don't wanna die!" Klare exclaimed. Her powers allowed her to call on what we jokingly called 'The Force'.*

*A/N: Forgive us George Lucas, for we have been blasphemous and soiled your great trilogy...

"No one's going to die Klare. We just have to make sure we don't screw up, which unfortunately means training and lots of it." A collective groan sounded from everyone.

"Can we get settled in first? I'm feeling kind of jetlagged." August asked.

"Go for it. We won't start for a while yet. April still has things she needs to get us." I replied. They went back to where ever they had been before.

I'm sorry! I know it's short! It'll be better next time!