Japanese Idol

Chapter 8 (Last Chapter.for real!)

By: HanyouGohan

Disclaimer: I just watched Teen Titans, I don't own them.or the crazy dude with the weird skewl house. Lis.

DEDICATION!: This story is at its very end, and Im gonna miss you all. I just want to dedicate the end of this story to a reviewer who stuck by me, and can totally speak my language! JOEY-KUN!!! She was there for every chapter, and sometimes more. Others of you are also very dedicated to my stories, but I just had to give her the spot light! ^^ YAY! Go Joey-kun!

A_N: My name is: "The Stupid, perverted apple pie named Inuyasha the shark also known as Zanza who is dating Aoshi!" B/c I took a bunch of online quizzes and put all the answers together, and it came out like that! Lis.I thought it was funny.

It's the end, ha ha.whatever. Let me show you the results:

Winner received: Cant remember Loser received: 1 But, which one was the winner, and who was the loser?!

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Simon: Well, Japanese Idol has come to an end. The fans voted and a winner was chosen. Though, no one told me who that was.their so mean! Newayz, Gourry take it away!

Gourry: It was a really close call.well no it wasn't, never mind. I will now announce the winner.

Kaoru: *strangles Kenshin* Oh gosh.Im so nervous!

Kenshin: Awk---*swirly eyes* Ka.o.ru!

Kaoru: He he.oops *lets go*

Sanosuke: *taunting* Im gonna win! Im gonna win! Im gonna win!

Kagome: How the freak would you know?!

Megumi: CUZ WE ALL LOVE HIM!

Sano Fans: YEAH! GO SANOSUKE!

Inuyasha: Ok, then. Whats going on?

Miroku: You weren't paying attention?!

Amidamaru: No, he was running from me! Mwahahahahaha!

Inuyasha: AHHH! *runs away*

Yoh: Go get him Amidamaru! *runs after them*

Simon: EVERYONE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Everyone stops, and stares at Simon}

Simon: We are announcing the winner here!

Gourry: YEAH! Pay attention.

Sanosuke: Thank you everyone! *bows*

Yahiko: *stops poking his wings* Shut up tori-atama. You didn't win

Sanosuke: Im not a rooster head!

Yahiko: I said tori-atama

Kaoru: Yahiko, they mean the same thing

Yahiko: Oh! *stops, and then pokes his wings* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^

Gourry: Fine then. Welp, ladies and gentlemen. It seems there will be no winner, b/c no one here really carez.

{Everyone freezes}

Sano fans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Ken fans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Simon: Oh yeah, NOW you care. *rolls eyes*

Kaoru: We were only trying to make the last episode a little longer

Everyone but Sanosuke: Yeah!

Sanosuke: I was just trying to show off.

Megumi: Yeah!

Kagome: *hits them on the head with the Tetsusaiga* Shut up.

Inuyasha: Hey! That's mine! *chases Kagome*

Gourry: Ya know, I can sing pretty good. Why couldn't I enter?

Simon: B/c you asked to be the host person thing.

Gourry: Oh yeah! ^^

Simon: *rolls eyes*

Sanosuke: CAN YOU JUST TELL THE WORLD THAT I WON NOW?!

Simon: C'mon Gourry, who the heck won?!

Gourry: Drum roll please

{Everyone makes crappy drum roll sounds}

Gourry: *aggravated* Ok, ok. Stop now

{Everyone stops}

Orphen: OMG! Im so nervous.

Yahiko: Me too! *wants to be like Orphen*

Kaoru: You won, Kenshin. I know you did

Sanosuke: Welp, you know wrong Jou-chan!

Kaoru: its Missy!

Sanosuke: Same thing.

Megumi: Rooster head here won! So.*stix tongue out*

Kaoru: Nay! Nay! Nay! Nay! Nay! *also stix tongue out*

Sanosuke: Who the freakin' chickens won?!

Yahiko: Freaking chickens?

Inuyasha: That's knew

Kenshin: That it is.

Miroku: Buddha, that is so lame!

Sango: Buddha?

Miroku: Ya know, instead of God?

Sango: Whatever *rolls eyes*

Simon: And the winner is.!

Gourry: Is.umm.uh.*flips through papers*.umm.its in here somewhere. I know it!

Cleao: Oh my goodness, he lost the stupid papers! Argh! *whaps a random person, which ended up being Shippo*

Kagome: Whahahahahaha! I've always wanted to do that! !__!

Cleao: what's wrong w/ ur face?

Kagome: I meant to do this: ^_^

Cleao: Oh.well I thought you like Shippo

Kagome: when did I say th-

Gourry: FOUND THEM!

Everyone: Thank God!

Miroku: Buddha!

Everyone: Shut up! *burns Miroku*

Miroku: AHHHH!!!

Gourry: and the winner is:

Kenshin: WAIT!

Everyone: NO!!!

Simon: What is it, Kenshin?

Kenshin: I need to use the bathroom

Simon: Make it quick

Kenshin: *dashes outta the room, then comes right back*

Simon: WOW!

Kenshin: I used acceleration mode

009: NO! That's MY secret technique!

Kenshin: I have a better name then you so there.

009: Whaaa! *runs away*

Gourry: Can I please announce the winner now?!

Everyone: YES!

Gourry: Another drum roll please

Newsboys: Budadadadadadadadada.

Gourry: Ok then.when did they get here?

{Newsboys run away}

Simon: Yeah, ok. Who the devil won?!?!? *REALLY wants Sanosuke to win*

Gourry: And the winner is:

Kaoru: WAIT!

Everyone: AUGH! What now?!

Kaoru: Yahiko needs to stop poking his wings and pay attention!

{Everyone glares at Yahiko, who stops poking his wings}

Yahiko: S-o-rry!

Gourry: As I was saying, the winner is:

Sanosuke: ME! Whaahahahaha! *Strikes a pose*

Gourry: *quite tone* Kenshin

Sanosuke: See?! HA HA HA-wait, what?!

Gourry: *monotone* The winner is Kenshin

Sanosuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenshin fans: OH YA YA YA YA YA OH YA YA YA YA! YA YA YA YA OH YA YA YA!

Sanosuke: *stops crying* Ok, enough with Hamtaro! *starts crying again*

Megumi: *drops "Sanosuke Rulez" poster* What-? No, that cant be right! NOOOO!!!!

Sano fans: *look at each other and drop Sano posters* YAY KENSHIN! YAY YAY YAY!

Kaoru: YAY! Way to go Kenshin *squeezes Kenshin's neck*

{Kenshin passes out}

Kaoru: he he.Ooops *hides Kenshin under couch* Where did he go?

Kenshin: Im right behind you

Kaoru: *turns around* EEP! *runs away*

Sanosuke: I hate you Kenshin.ur not my best friend anymore

Kenshin: *Stands on a stool and strangles Sano* I won! You didn't! HA HA HA HA HA!

Sanosuke: Stop rubbing it in

Gourry+Simon: *in a "Miss America" type way* He's the Japanese Idol! Oh look at him now! He's the best singer in Japan. He's the Japanese Idol!

Kenshin: *walks down the row and roses are being thrown at him, crying* Oh! Oh! Thank you! *fans his hand in front of his face* Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! *crown is placed on his head* Thank you-thank you-so-so much!

Sanosuke: This is going to far *leaves*

Kaoru and Yahiko and Orphen: YAY! Go Kenshin!

{Kenshin faints}

Orphen: Ok then.*leaves*

Kaoru: I guess its over *leaves*

{Everyone mumbles about fun, and nice to meets ya's, and all this other crap and leaves}

Kenshin: *Stands Up* hey! That cant be the end! It was too short!

Gourry: Well, then go to the party and it will last longer

Kenshin: Party?

Simon: DUH! The celebration party!

{All leave}

[At Party]

Kaoru: I got the night fever, night fever! We know how to do it! *discoing*

Sanosuke: Ok, that's really, really sad.

Megumi: *also discoing* Uh-huh, sad. *not really paying attention*

Sano: *stares at her, shakes his head, goes over to Kenshin* Good job buddy.

Kenshin: *takes a deep breath* Sano, I've wanted to say this for a while.but

Sanosuke: Go ahead

Kenshin: *sighs, and smiles* I kicked ur butt! I kicked ur butt! *does a jigg*

Sanosuke: Why you---*pounds Kenshin through the ground*

Simon: *looks in the hole, and then smiles* Welp, everybody disco!

{Disco music starts playing and everyone disco's.well almost everyone}

Yahiko: *does the Macarena*

Orphen: *taps Yahiko on the shoulder*

Yahiko: Yes? ^^

Orphen: *punches him* YOU SUCK!

Yahiko: WHA!!!! *runs away*

Gourry: Thus ends another great year of Japanese Idol. Yeah I know, you're probably wondering why Kenshin isn't considered awesome or anything. Its b/c none of this really matters. You don't get tons of money. Its just a stupid compition that has nothing to do with anything. So without further 'adu' whatever that means:

Everyone: THE END!!!!

Kenshin: Don't I get an award?

Everyone: THE END!

Yahiko: Orphen, come back! *chases Orphen*

Everyone: THE END!

Inuyasha: AHHH!!!

Yoh: Amidamaru, you're so slow

Amidamaru: Mwahahahaha! I will get you yet! *floats faster*

Everyone: GOOD GOD! WE SAID IT'S THE FREAKIN' END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha+Yahiko+Kenshin+Orphen+Amidamaru+Yoh: *gulps* Ok.

Everyone: The end! ^_^

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WHAAA!!!! Its all over. It's the end! Finished, over, complete, fin, uhh.done, ended, and.uh.anything else I cant think of. Isn't it sad? No.? Well then u suck! So there. *stix tongue out* Whatever.Im sorry its up so late. Its 10:11 pm right now. Im waiting for Rurouni Kenshin to come on! ^^ And, I decided to finish this today. ^_~ So, yeah. That face thing looks weird. I like: T_T;, ^_^, ^^, and -^_^-, or -^^-, so yeah. Not important. *sniffles* Im gonna miss you all! WHAAA!!!! ::Sucks it up:: Oh well, look for the sequal: Dance Fever. Don't know when it will be up. Hopefully soon. I have all the competitors lined up outside right now! YAY! So.yeah, that's that. Hope you didn't hate the ending too much. I thought it was a rather random chapter.but you know. Random is good! ^^ And a final note to all reviewers:

Chibificgrl-100: I cant miss you b/c I am still reading your ficcy, so I guess I shall see you and ur random pallys around now wont I? He he he he.! You

Sou: And here I thought you had abandoned me, lis.Did u only vote 4 Kenshin b/c so many other ppl did? I thought Sano wasn't THAT bad.but whatever. It doesn't matter.

Iyame: Aww man, I feel so sorry for you! You're the only one that voted for Sanosuke. Im so sorry! I luv Sano and all.but I had to do the voty thing, ya know? I hope ur not TOO mad! Mwahahaha! Maybe his group will win Dance Fever, ya never know!

FireNeko: If you told me Im sorry, I don't 'member. He he he, I cant remember! ^^ You said, you voted for Kenshin, then you said you couldn't decide.I didn't know where to put you! So.I put u under Kenshin, cux u didn't say Sano's name. Is that ok? Ur not gonna kill me right?! AHHH!!! Oh well, Kenshin won by a long shot anyway! ^^

Joey-kun: YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA?!?!?!? I hate you! No.but I do so totally envy you. It must be so kewl over there! I live in a very boring lil' state called Virginia.lucky you. _ argh! Ur welcome, I couldn't help but dedicate it to you! Cuz yur the.no you already said that.umm..because.b/c.JUST BECAUSE! There, and every good compliment besides "you're hot" that you can think of. K? ^_^ He he he.I c u watch Sponge Bob? You sang Planton's song! YAY! Get a Clue is an awesome song! But I like "pretty gurls" b/c Im a stupid pervert. He he he.oh well! ^^ You learned another thing about me! Grr.I cant belive this is already over. I'll give you a Sano strangling Kenshin plushie if ur the first to review Dance Fever. Huh huh? What do ya think of that? Not special.ok. I'll still do it! Lets see if you can pull it off, even though I don't know when I will update it again. Lis.oh well. I look forward to it! I cant think of anything else to say!! NOO!!! That's not a good thing.oh well, I'll let you go now. So I end by saying: YOU ARE SO TOTALLY AWSOME JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE!!!! YAY!!! He he he.^^

BYE FOR NOW EVERYONE! ^___________^

O+O

-Hitokiri Battousai ::The Stupid, perverted apple pie named Inuyasha the shark also known as Zanza who is dating Aoshi!::