Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, I only own this idea.
I also want to say that the whole fic, Lupin is acting like he's high. He is like a hippie, and is very absent-minded. VERY absent-minded. Literally. You will see.
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Dumbledore: Severus, I have called you in here because I have a proposal for you, and I think a wonderful idea.
Snape: Alert the media.
Dumbledore: I have decided that your class take a camping trip. Muggles do so all the time, and find it quite enjoyable.
Snape: Wupdeedoo.
Dumbledore: I have also decided that you take this trip with another class. Preferably, another House.
Snape: *screams*
Dumbledore: Gryffindor.
Snape: *screams longer and louder*
Dumbledore: With Prof. Lupin.
Lupin: *enters through door* Hello, everyone!
Snape: *screams even longer and louder and puts hands up to face*
Lupin: I say, what a lovely office! *pokes painting of a fat old Headmistress.
Dumbledore: Stop that! Now, just because I feel like it, and because I want to show our readers a good time, *looks over and winks at readers*
Liss: Ah, dude, that's not going to get me to like you any better.
Dumbledore: *hangs head* Anyway, I have chosen Severus's class with Draco Malfoy and Remus's with Harry Potter. I said, stop!
Lupin: *poking Fawkes in the eye*
Random reader: Uh, shouldn't we help Fawkes?
Dumbledore: Nah, he can take care of himself.
Fawkes: *tries to gouge out Lupin's eye and misses* *instead flies on his head and starts pecking at his face*
Snape: *points* Ha ha!
Dumbledore: I want you both to go tell your classes and get them ready for the trip. It will be on Thursday in the Dark Forest.
Snape: But sir, are you sure? I mean, the Dark Forest---
Dumbledore: *loudly* I said, 'the Dark Forest'.
Snape: *sighs*
Lupin: *laughs for no reason at all*
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Snape: I'm sorry to inform you, class, that we will be attending a class camping trip on Thursday.
Random Slytherin: Why are you sorry, Professor?
Snape: We will be going with another team.
Class: *screams*
Snape: Gryffindor.
Class: *screams louder and longer*
Snape: Prof. Lupin's class.
Class: *screams even louder and longer and all put hands to face*
Snape: (like an overacting actor) *sniff* I know. But we have to be strong. *sniff sniff* And class, I don't know how to tell you this, but, *deep breath* Harry Potter will be in that class.
Class: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Lupin: *wanders into classroom filled with patiently waiting students* Oh, hello.
Class: Hello Prof.
Hermione: *kindly* Did you get lost again? *helps him to his desk* No, no Professor, that pen isn't a toy. *takes pen away*
Lupin: *lip trembles and eyes water* But I want my penny! Give me my penny! Waaaaaah!
Hermione: *sighs and gives him back the pen*
Lupin: *cheerful again* Penny! Oh, how I missed you so! *hugs and makes out with pen, getting black all over his face* *suddenly remembers what Prof. Dumbledore told him* Class, I have wonderful news! We are going on a camping trip!
Class: YA--- What the hell is that?
Lupin: *thinks for a minute* You know, I honestly don't know......
Class: *under breath* Big surprise.
Hermione: A camping trip is a trip in which one goes to a foreign or familiar area and stays there for one night or more, esp. for pleasure---
Class: Spare us the dictionary explanation. Just tell us the short version.
Lavender Brown: Wow. She even talks with dictionary abbreviations. (esp.)
Hermione: *annoyed* We go into the woods and spend a night there.
Class: WUPEE!
Harry: This'll be the best time ever!
Dean Thomas: I can't wait!
Ron: Nothing could ruin this now!
Lupin: Oh, I forgot. The Slytherins are coming, too.
Class: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
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Liss: Well? Did you like it? Please review and tell me your thoughts or any suggestions you may have. And, if you want, I might let two or three of you guys get a cameo. Just tell me. But it's a first come, first serve basis. So please review!
I also want to say that the whole fic, Lupin is acting like he's high. He is like a hippie, and is very absent-minded. VERY absent-minded. Literally. You will see.
~*~*~*~*~*
Dumbledore: Severus, I have called you in here because I have a proposal for you, and I think a wonderful idea.
Snape: Alert the media.
Dumbledore: I have decided that your class take a camping trip. Muggles do so all the time, and find it quite enjoyable.
Snape: Wupdeedoo.
Dumbledore: I have also decided that you take this trip with another class. Preferably, another House.
Snape: *screams*
Dumbledore: Gryffindor.
Snape: *screams longer and louder*
Dumbledore: With Prof. Lupin.
Lupin: *enters through door* Hello, everyone!
Snape: *screams even longer and louder and puts hands up to face*
Lupin: I say, what a lovely office! *pokes painting of a fat old Headmistress.
Dumbledore: Stop that! Now, just because I feel like it, and because I want to show our readers a good time, *looks over and winks at readers*
Liss: Ah, dude, that's not going to get me to like you any better.
Dumbledore: *hangs head* Anyway, I have chosen Severus's class with Draco Malfoy and Remus's with Harry Potter. I said, stop!
Lupin: *poking Fawkes in the eye*
Random reader: Uh, shouldn't we help Fawkes?
Dumbledore: Nah, he can take care of himself.
Fawkes: *tries to gouge out Lupin's eye and misses* *instead flies on his head and starts pecking at his face*
Snape: *points* Ha ha!
Dumbledore: I want you both to go tell your classes and get them ready for the trip. It will be on Thursday in the Dark Forest.
Snape: But sir, are you sure? I mean, the Dark Forest---
Dumbledore: *loudly* I said, 'the Dark Forest'.
Snape: *sighs*
Lupin: *laughs for no reason at all*
~*~*~*~*~*
Snape: I'm sorry to inform you, class, that we will be attending a class camping trip on Thursday.
Random Slytherin: Why are you sorry, Professor?
Snape: We will be going with another team.
Class: *screams*
Snape: Gryffindor.
Class: *screams louder and longer*
Snape: Prof. Lupin's class.
Class: *screams even louder and longer and all put hands to face*
Snape: (like an overacting actor) *sniff* I know. But we have to be strong. *sniff sniff* And class, I don't know how to tell you this, but, *deep breath* Harry Potter will be in that class.
Class: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
~*~*~*~*~*
Lupin: *wanders into classroom filled with patiently waiting students* Oh, hello.
Class: Hello Prof.
Hermione: *kindly* Did you get lost again? *helps him to his desk* No, no Professor, that pen isn't a toy. *takes pen away*
Lupin: *lip trembles and eyes water* But I want my penny! Give me my penny! Waaaaaah!
Hermione: *sighs and gives him back the pen*
Lupin: *cheerful again* Penny! Oh, how I missed you so! *hugs and makes out with pen, getting black all over his face* *suddenly remembers what Prof. Dumbledore told him* Class, I have wonderful news! We are going on a camping trip!
Class: YA--- What the hell is that?
Lupin: *thinks for a minute* You know, I honestly don't know......
Class: *under breath* Big surprise.
Hermione: A camping trip is a trip in which one goes to a foreign or familiar area and stays there for one night or more, esp. for pleasure---
Class: Spare us the dictionary explanation. Just tell us the short version.
Lavender Brown: Wow. She even talks with dictionary abbreviations. (esp.)
Hermione: *annoyed* We go into the woods and spend a night there.
Class: WUPEE!
Harry: This'll be the best time ever!
Dean Thomas: I can't wait!
Ron: Nothing could ruin this now!
Lupin: Oh, I forgot. The Slytherins are coming, too.
Class: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
~*~*~*~*~*
Liss: Well? Did you like it? Please review and tell me your thoughts or any suggestions you may have. And, if you want, I might let two or three of you guys get a cameo. Just tell me. But it's a first come, first serve basis. So please review!