BlueJellyfish: Hiiii again!! Did you enjoy my chapter of silliness? I hope
you did because that just comes to show you that you should not EVER steal
someone else's credit. ^_^. Well, just so that I don't get sued for not
having a disclaimer, I want to say that I don't own any of the Slayers. I
feel bad for my sister, though...wherever she is.
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PurplePixie: WHERE ARE WE!!!
Lawyer Guy: *huff* you *huff* are *huff* under *long huff* arrest.
PurpleP: AHHHH!! KEN, GET THEM!! *starts using Ken doll as a sword and bashes lawyer guys with it* AHAHAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT!! AHAHAHAHA!!
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BlueJ: Sooo that's what happened to her and those weird lawyers. ^_^. Anyways, I think it is time to start to story, ne? OK!! ^_^ ON WITH THE FIC!!
*in the distance*
PurpleP: *freezes* Someone used my line...I'LL SUE!!!!!
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"So, Do you want to hear the ending?" the storyteller smiled.
*Nods, nods*
"OK!! ^_^. It all started when Luna asked-"
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"So, tell me Gourry. Do you love Lina, or do you love Sylphiel?" Luna questioned him.
"What?" Gourry started to think. "Uhhh...OH I KNOW!! It's letter A!" Gourry shouted as everyone facefaulted.
"THIS IS NOT WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE!!" Luna yelled at Gourry after recovering.
"Ohhh...are you sure?" Gourry smiled stupidly.
"Yes Gourry I'm sure," Luna sighed putting a hand to her face. "Fine, this is an easy one for you Gourry, who kidnapped you and made Lina go get you back? Is it A. Phibrizo, B. Phibrizo, or C. Phibrizo?
"Umm...wait don't tell me. I know this one!" Gourry tried to think in his little head. "OH!! I KNOW!! Its M!!"
"Why didn't I see that coming?" Luna muttered to herself.
*Sigh* "Okay Gourry, just please answer my question and this time be serious," Luna now started to wonder if she should ask him 'the question' since she saw how stupid Gourry looked when he tried to look serious. "This is a waste of my time, but Gourry DO YOU LOVE LINA?!" Luna covered her face again thinking that he would say another stupid answer.
"Well, of course I do." Gourry slowly answered.
Sylphiel started to cry.
"I always loved Lina ever since I met her. I don't know why, but Lina isn't like any other girl I met. She's different in a way that makes me love her so much," Gourry answered proudly. "Lina might call me stupid and hit me all the time, but that's just the way she is. And I LIKE her just the way she is."
"Wow, Gourry that was the smartest thing you ever said," Luna looked at Gourry happily. She kept smiling until a thought hit her. "If you DO love Lina...THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!"
"Uh...OH!! I know pick me, pick me, PICK ME!!" Gourry waved his hand franticly.
"Ok," Luna said looking around the room. "How about you," Luna pointed to Gourry.
"Well, the only thing I remembered was that Sylphiel and I were eating and I was almost done with my pickles," Gourry was trying to remember what happened. "I wanted more pickles when Sylphiel came over and asked me to marry her. I mean doesn't marry mean 'would you like more pickles?" Gourry looked confused.
"Uh, no Gourry, "marrying" is when you get stuck with someone and you can't get rid of them. Then you have kids who make your life a MORE LIVING HELL!! After that, you die a horrible, sickly death and you're STILL stuck with the idiot you married!! AHAHAHA!" Luna was about to say more when a BIG, FAT, and UGLY woman stood up from the crowd.
"That is not true!" the woman looked at Luna madly. "Marriage is where you spend you whole life with the person you love," the woman looked very pleased with herself.
"SOO that's why you're so ugly and fat...it was because you got married," Luna smirked at the fat lady.
"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!" the woman questioned after hearing Luna call her fat.
"I feel sorry for the person who married YOU," Luna muttered.
The fat lady heard Luna muttering this and started to twitch. "Well, I BET NO ONE WOULD EVER WANT TO MARRY YOU, YOU HORRID WITCH!!"
"What....did...you...say?" Luna started to twitch too.
"I said-" but the fat lady never had a chance to finish when a ball of energy hit her square in the face. As she fell down unconscious, a man next to her jumped out of his seat, waving his arms and whooping. "I'm free!!
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! TAKE THAT!!" Luna laughed maniacally until she saw Gourry looking at her confusedly. "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? GO FIND LINA!!"
"Um, OoOoOok," Gourry said before turning around and ran out the chapel to look for Lina.
After watching Gourry chase after the red haired sorceress, Luna turned to face the weeping ex-bride (BlueJ: AND SHE WILL FOREVER BE AN EX!! HAHAHA!!! *gets throttled by Sylphiel fans*). Her eyes were shaded and a serious expression crossed her face (thus, giving her a kinda creepy look).
"You know," Luna stared down at Sylphiel. "I didn't come to destroy your wedding...I came for a better reason."
Sylphiel, whom was getting very uncomfortable under the gaze of Luna, looked up with a look of surprise. "You didn't? Well, what did you come for then?"
A long moment of silence passed as everyone in the chapel listened for the part time waitress's answer. Then Luna spoke.
"I came for the cake."
*THUMP!* Everyone facefaulted.
"What? Was it something I said?"
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While Gourry was looking for Lina it started to rain. Oh, where could Lina be? Gourry thought as he started to run faster. Gourry was running when he past a dead tree, and there sat Lina Inverse.
"Ummm...Lina? Are you ok?" Gourry asked concerned.
"Gourry? What are you doing here? Did Luna ruin the wedding?" Lina muffled voice could be heard as she sat with her legs drawn up to her chest.
"No Lina, actually Luna really helped me understand something Lina," Gourry smiled.
"Oh, and what is that?" Lina asked lifted her head to look up at the grinning swordsman. Before she knew it, Gourry bent down to look at Lina.
"It's that I love you. ^_^."
"Gourry I-" but her line was cut short as he kissed her.
"Hey Lina?" Gourry asked after they broke the kiss.
"Yeah Gourry," Lina, blushing bright red, asked looking up at him.
"Did I ever tell you that you look very pretty in that blue dress?" Gourry looked down at her blue dress.
Lina smiled as she hugged him. "I think it would look prettier in white."
"Yeah, I think so too," Gourry smiled as the rain turned into just sprinkles of water. Gourry's smile grew bigger as he held Lina in his arms, just like what a married couple would do. Lina screeched with laughter as he started to spin her around the rain. They twirled around in the rain, every once in a while pecking each other on the cheek or forehead.
After that day Lina sent Luna a letter, which read:
Dear Luna,
Thanks again for what you did for Gourry and Me. I know that you might still want to kill me for... that thing I did. I also would like it if you could come to my wedding, I mean if you want to. I know that you might not be reading this, but thank-you....big sis.
From your little sis,
Lina Inverse
P.S. If you don't come to my wedding....just to let you know, I think that we're going to see each other REAL soon. ^_^.
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Readers: Wow, I wonder who that Lina Inverse was? Whoever it is, she was really COOL!!
"She was a very pretty girl," the storyteller smiled.
Readers: Hey? Why do you always smile? What's your name?
"Now that is-" But the storyteller was cut short by someone in the corner of the room.
"Still telling those kids that story are you?" The person asked with a smile.
"Well, that happens to be my favorite," the storyteller smiled.
"THAT WAS SOO LONG AGO THAT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER IT!!" the person joked.
"It wasn't that long ago!!" the storyteller laughed.
"Whatever you say.....Lina," Gourry smiled as he looked at the Readers surprised looks.
Readers: YOU'RE LINA INVERSE?!!
"Well, I guess the cats out of the bag (Xellos: STOP TAKING MY LINES!!!)," Lina smiled looking up at Gourry.
Readers: AND YOU'RE GOURRY GABRIEV?!!
"I am? OH YEAH!! I am! Or am I?" Gourry thought about who he was as the Readers sweatdropped heavily.
"Yeah, you got that right, I married an idiot," Lina muttered to the Readers.
"HEY!!" Gourry said acting like he was hurt.
Readers: Hehehehe. OH NO!! Sorry, but we have to go know.
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Readers: BYE!! THANKS AGAIN FOR TELLING US THE STORY!! BYE!! *Waves and turns around to leave*
"BYE!!" Lina and Gourry waved. After that they walked back to their house.....Ok fine, they were staying with Luna because she didn't make it on time (it's punishment for not coming to the wedding).
"LINA!!! I TOLD YOU, I'm SORRY FOR NOT CATCHING THE BOUQUET OF FLOWERS FOR YOU!! NOW GO AWAY!!" Luna screamed form inside the house.
Or maybe she did come on time....just didn't catch Lina's bouquet of flowers on time so another girl took it home. Can't remember. Oh, well.
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BlueJ: DID YOU LIKE IT?! DID YOU HATE IT?! I NEED TO KNOW!! So if you don't mind REVIEW MY FICCIE!! On your way out of course. All right, JA NE FOR NOW!! ^_^.
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PurplePixie: WHERE ARE WE!!!
Lawyer Guy: *huff* you *huff* are *huff* under *long huff* arrest.
PurpleP: AHHHH!! KEN, GET THEM!! *starts using Ken doll as a sword and bashes lawyer guys with it* AHAHAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT!! AHAHAHAHA!!
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BlueJ: Sooo that's what happened to her and those weird lawyers. ^_^. Anyways, I think it is time to start to story, ne? OK!! ^_^ ON WITH THE FIC!!
*in the distance*
PurpleP: *freezes* Someone used my line...I'LL SUE!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*
"So, Do you want to hear the ending?" the storyteller smiled.
*Nods, nods*
"OK!! ^_^. It all started when Luna asked-"
~*~*~*~*~*~
"So, tell me Gourry. Do you love Lina, or do you love Sylphiel?" Luna questioned him.
"What?" Gourry started to think. "Uhhh...OH I KNOW!! It's letter A!" Gourry shouted as everyone facefaulted.
"THIS IS NOT WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE!!" Luna yelled at Gourry after recovering.
"Ohhh...are you sure?" Gourry smiled stupidly.
"Yes Gourry I'm sure," Luna sighed putting a hand to her face. "Fine, this is an easy one for you Gourry, who kidnapped you and made Lina go get you back? Is it A. Phibrizo, B. Phibrizo, or C. Phibrizo?
"Umm...wait don't tell me. I know this one!" Gourry tried to think in his little head. "OH!! I KNOW!! Its M!!"
"Why didn't I see that coming?" Luna muttered to herself.
*Sigh* "Okay Gourry, just please answer my question and this time be serious," Luna now started to wonder if she should ask him 'the question' since she saw how stupid Gourry looked when he tried to look serious. "This is a waste of my time, but Gourry DO YOU LOVE LINA?!" Luna covered her face again thinking that he would say another stupid answer.
"Well, of course I do." Gourry slowly answered.
Sylphiel started to cry.
"I always loved Lina ever since I met her. I don't know why, but Lina isn't like any other girl I met. She's different in a way that makes me love her so much," Gourry answered proudly. "Lina might call me stupid and hit me all the time, but that's just the way she is. And I LIKE her just the way she is."
"Wow, Gourry that was the smartest thing you ever said," Luna looked at Gourry happily. She kept smiling until a thought hit her. "If you DO love Lina...THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!"
"Uh...OH!! I know pick me, pick me, PICK ME!!" Gourry waved his hand franticly.
"Ok," Luna said looking around the room. "How about you," Luna pointed to Gourry.
"Well, the only thing I remembered was that Sylphiel and I were eating and I was almost done with my pickles," Gourry was trying to remember what happened. "I wanted more pickles when Sylphiel came over and asked me to marry her. I mean doesn't marry mean 'would you like more pickles?" Gourry looked confused.
"Uh, no Gourry, "marrying" is when you get stuck with someone and you can't get rid of them. Then you have kids who make your life a MORE LIVING HELL!! After that, you die a horrible, sickly death and you're STILL stuck with the idiot you married!! AHAHAHA!" Luna was about to say more when a BIG, FAT, and UGLY woman stood up from the crowd.
"That is not true!" the woman looked at Luna madly. "Marriage is where you spend you whole life with the person you love," the woman looked very pleased with herself.
"SOO that's why you're so ugly and fat...it was because you got married," Luna smirked at the fat lady.
"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!" the woman questioned after hearing Luna call her fat.
"I feel sorry for the person who married YOU," Luna muttered.
The fat lady heard Luna muttering this and started to twitch. "Well, I BET NO ONE WOULD EVER WANT TO MARRY YOU, YOU HORRID WITCH!!"
"What....did...you...say?" Luna started to twitch too.
"I said-" but the fat lady never had a chance to finish when a ball of energy hit her square in the face. As she fell down unconscious, a man next to her jumped out of his seat, waving his arms and whooping. "I'm free!!
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! TAKE THAT!!" Luna laughed maniacally until she saw Gourry looking at her confusedly. "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? GO FIND LINA!!"
"Um, OoOoOok," Gourry said before turning around and ran out the chapel to look for Lina.
After watching Gourry chase after the red haired sorceress, Luna turned to face the weeping ex-bride (BlueJ: AND SHE WILL FOREVER BE AN EX!! HAHAHA!!! *gets throttled by Sylphiel fans*). Her eyes were shaded and a serious expression crossed her face (thus, giving her a kinda creepy look).
"You know," Luna stared down at Sylphiel. "I didn't come to destroy your wedding...I came for a better reason."
Sylphiel, whom was getting very uncomfortable under the gaze of Luna, looked up with a look of surprise. "You didn't? Well, what did you come for then?"
A long moment of silence passed as everyone in the chapel listened for the part time waitress's answer. Then Luna spoke.
"I came for the cake."
*THUMP!* Everyone facefaulted.
"What? Was it something I said?"
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While Gourry was looking for Lina it started to rain. Oh, where could Lina be? Gourry thought as he started to run faster. Gourry was running when he past a dead tree, and there sat Lina Inverse.
"Ummm...Lina? Are you ok?" Gourry asked concerned.
"Gourry? What are you doing here? Did Luna ruin the wedding?" Lina muffled voice could be heard as she sat with her legs drawn up to her chest.
"No Lina, actually Luna really helped me understand something Lina," Gourry smiled.
"Oh, and what is that?" Lina asked lifted her head to look up at the grinning swordsman. Before she knew it, Gourry bent down to look at Lina.
"It's that I love you. ^_^."
"Gourry I-" but her line was cut short as he kissed her.
"Hey Lina?" Gourry asked after they broke the kiss.
"Yeah Gourry," Lina, blushing bright red, asked looking up at him.
"Did I ever tell you that you look very pretty in that blue dress?" Gourry looked down at her blue dress.
Lina smiled as she hugged him. "I think it would look prettier in white."
"Yeah, I think so too," Gourry smiled as the rain turned into just sprinkles of water. Gourry's smile grew bigger as he held Lina in his arms, just like what a married couple would do. Lina screeched with laughter as he started to spin her around the rain. They twirled around in the rain, every once in a while pecking each other on the cheek or forehead.
After that day Lina sent Luna a letter, which read:
Dear Luna,
Thanks again for what you did for Gourry and Me. I know that you might still want to kill me for... that thing I did. I also would like it if you could come to my wedding, I mean if you want to. I know that you might not be reading this, but thank-you....big sis.
From your little sis,
Lina Inverse
P.S. If you don't come to my wedding....just to let you know, I think that we're going to see each other REAL soon. ^_^.
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Readers: Wow, I wonder who that Lina Inverse was? Whoever it is, she was really COOL!!
"She was a very pretty girl," the storyteller smiled.
Readers: Hey? Why do you always smile? What's your name?
"Now that is-" But the storyteller was cut short by someone in the corner of the room.
"Still telling those kids that story are you?" The person asked with a smile.
"Well, that happens to be my favorite," the storyteller smiled.
"THAT WAS SOO LONG AGO THAT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER IT!!" the person joked.
"It wasn't that long ago!!" the storyteller laughed.
"Whatever you say.....Lina," Gourry smiled as he looked at the Readers surprised looks.
Readers: YOU'RE LINA INVERSE?!!
"Well, I guess the cats out of the bag (Xellos: STOP TAKING MY LINES!!!)," Lina smiled looking up at Gourry.
Readers: AND YOU'RE GOURRY GABRIEV?!!
"I am? OH YEAH!! I am! Or am I?" Gourry thought about who he was as the Readers sweatdropped heavily.
"Yeah, you got that right, I married an idiot," Lina muttered to the Readers.
"HEY!!" Gourry said acting like he was hurt.
Readers: Hehehehe. OH NO!! Sorry, but we have to go know.
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Readers: BYE!! THANKS AGAIN FOR TELLING US THE STORY!! BYE!! *Waves and turns around to leave*
"BYE!!" Lina and Gourry waved. After that they walked back to their house.....Ok fine, they were staying with Luna because she didn't make it on time (it's punishment for not coming to the wedding).
"LINA!!! I TOLD YOU, I'm SORRY FOR NOT CATCHING THE BOUQUET OF FLOWERS FOR YOU!! NOW GO AWAY!!" Luna screamed form inside the house.
Or maybe she did come on time....just didn't catch Lina's bouquet of flowers on time so another girl took it home. Can't remember. Oh, well.
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BlueJ: DID YOU LIKE IT?! DID YOU HATE IT?! I NEED TO KNOW!! So if you don't mind REVIEW MY FICCIE!! On your way out of course. All right, JA NE FOR NOW!! ^_^.