Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, but I do own this idea. So don't
you dare take it!!!
Liss: I'll have dementors posted all over your house if you do! Ha ha ha ha ha *cough* ha ha! *pause* Okay, story time!
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Lupin: Class, isn't this fun?
Class: *sarcastic* Oh yeah. Woohoo.
Hermione: I wonder where the Slytherins are.
Ron: Why? Do you love them? You just love everyone, don't you, Hermione? Don't you?!
Hermione: Um.....what are you talking about?
Ron: Oh, don't act like you don't know! *looks away with fake tears in eyes, like an overacting actor*
Harry: Uh, Professor, shouldn't we put up the tents now?
Lupin: *mesmorized by an earthworm* *drools*
Parvati: Ew! That is so gross! *jumps into Harry's arms like Scooby Doo does to Shaggy* Relp!
Harry: Did you just say, "Relp"?
Parvarti: *gets down quickly* N-No. *muttering* The doctor said no one would notice!
Lavender: Oh, bunny! I miss you so! Buuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyy!
Lupin: Okay, class, now, it says here that we are supposed to, um...
Hermione: Professor, you're holding it upside down. Here, let me help you. *takes instruction sheet from Lupin and shows him how to read it right*
Ron: You are so loose, you scarlet woman!
Hermione: *slaps Ron* My, that felt good! *slaps him over and over and over and over....*
Harry: Hermione, stop! *grabs Hermione's hands*
Ron: *wiping blood away from mouth* So YOU'RE in on her, too, eh?!
Harry: Here, let me help you, Hermione. *helps Hermione slap Ron over and over and over*
Random Gryffindor: Hey, there they are!
Snape: *comes out of bushes followed by his class* Let's get this over with.
Draco: Here, let me help you, Mudblood. *walks over and helps Hermione and Harry slap Ron*
Snape: Well, as long as people are hurting each other. *pounces on Lupin and punches him in the face over and over again*
Slytherins: Aawaawaabaawaabaawaa! *warhoop like Indians and rush on unsuspecting Gryffindors*
Gryffindors: Aaaah! *get ambushed by Slytherins*
Dumbledore: *pops out of nowhere* Hey! Stop! *a Slytherin is biting a Gryffindor's leg; a Gryffindor is sitting on someone's head and his face is scrunched up, so you can guess what he's doing; Draco has Harry in a headlock; Hermione is torturing Ron with her wand, and has a sickening grin on her face*
Dumbledore: I said, STOP!
Everyone: *stops*
Dumbledore: Now, please behave yourself. Here is the schedule: First, you will go on a nature hike. Then you will come back and report your findings. After that, you will have dinner and have free time. Then you shall sleep at 10:00 precisely. Do you understand?
Snape: *nods*
Lupin: Duuuuuuuuuuh.*drools*
Dumbledore: *looks worriedly over at Lupin and shakes his head* *mutters* Dropped on his head too many times. Okay, class, I will be Disapparating now. Goodbye.
Hermione: Uh, Professor, I thought you couldn't Disapparate on Hogwarts grounds.
Dumbledore: *stares for a second* Uh.you can't, of course. heh heh heh..bye! *Disapparates*
Snape: Let's make this more interesting. The group that identifies the least number of things has to do whatever the other group decides for them to do. Sound like a deal, Lupin?
Lupin: Yes, I WOULD like some cookies, Grandma.
Snape: Okay then. We'll divide into two groups. Well, what do you know, we already are! Bye! *he and Slytherins exit*
Hermione: Okay, let's get started! *pulls out notepad and pencil* Forward, MARCH! *marches like a soldier into the woods*
Everyone: *follows, reluctantly. One is dragging Lupin, who's eyes are following a butterfly like it was the most amazing thing in the world*
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Liss: Okay, I know that this chapter wasn't that funny, but believe me, it will get better! Please review!
Liss: I'll have dementors posted all over your house if you do! Ha ha ha ha ha *cough* ha ha! *pause* Okay, story time!
~*~*~*~*~*
Lupin: Class, isn't this fun?
Class: *sarcastic* Oh yeah. Woohoo.
Hermione: I wonder where the Slytherins are.
Ron: Why? Do you love them? You just love everyone, don't you, Hermione? Don't you?!
Hermione: Um.....what are you talking about?
Ron: Oh, don't act like you don't know! *looks away with fake tears in eyes, like an overacting actor*
Harry: Uh, Professor, shouldn't we put up the tents now?
Lupin: *mesmorized by an earthworm* *drools*
Parvati: Ew! That is so gross! *jumps into Harry's arms like Scooby Doo does to Shaggy* Relp!
Harry: Did you just say, "Relp"?
Parvarti: *gets down quickly* N-No. *muttering* The doctor said no one would notice!
Lavender: Oh, bunny! I miss you so! Buuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyy!
Lupin: Okay, class, now, it says here that we are supposed to, um...
Hermione: Professor, you're holding it upside down. Here, let me help you. *takes instruction sheet from Lupin and shows him how to read it right*
Ron: You are so loose, you scarlet woman!
Hermione: *slaps Ron* My, that felt good! *slaps him over and over and over and over....*
Harry: Hermione, stop! *grabs Hermione's hands*
Ron: *wiping blood away from mouth* So YOU'RE in on her, too, eh?!
Harry: Here, let me help you, Hermione. *helps Hermione slap Ron over and over and over*
Random Gryffindor: Hey, there they are!
Snape: *comes out of bushes followed by his class* Let's get this over with.
Draco: Here, let me help you, Mudblood. *walks over and helps Hermione and Harry slap Ron*
Snape: Well, as long as people are hurting each other. *pounces on Lupin and punches him in the face over and over again*
Slytherins: Aawaawaabaawaabaawaa! *warhoop like Indians and rush on unsuspecting Gryffindors*
Gryffindors: Aaaah! *get ambushed by Slytherins*
Dumbledore: *pops out of nowhere* Hey! Stop! *a Slytherin is biting a Gryffindor's leg; a Gryffindor is sitting on someone's head and his face is scrunched up, so you can guess what he's doing; Draco has Harry in a headlock; Hermione is torturing Ron with her wand, and has a sickening grin on her face*
Dumbledore: I said, STOP!
Everyone: *stops*
Dumbledore: Now, please behave yourself. Here is the schedule: First, you will go on a nature hike. Then you will come back and report your findings. After that, you will have dinner and have free time. Then you shall sleep at 10:00 precisely. Do you understand?
Snape: *nods*
Lupin: Duuuuuuuuuuh.*drools*
Dumbledore: *looks worriedly over at Lupin and shakes his head* *mutters* Dropped on his head too many times. Okay, class, I will be Disapparating now. Goodbye.
Hermione: Uh, Professor, I thought you couldn't Disapparate on Hogwarts grounds.
Dumbledore: *stares for a second* Uh.you can't, of course. heh heh heh..bye! *Disapparates*
Snape: Let's make this more interesting. The group that identifies the least number of things has to do whatever the other group decides for them to do. Sound like a deal, Lupin?
Lupin: Yes, I WOULD like some cookies, Grandma.
Snape: Okay then. We'll divide into two groups. Well, what do you know, we already are! Bye! *he and Slytherins exit*
Hermione: Okay, let's get started! *pulls out notepad and pencil* Forward, MARCH! *marches like a soldier into the woods*
Everyone: *follows, reluctantly. One is dragging Lupin, who's eyes are following a butterfly like it was the most amazing thing in the world*
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Liss: Okay, I know that this chapter wasn't that funny, but believe me, it will get better! Please review!