~ Combat Camp ~
Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or any of its characters.
~ Chapter One ~ Damn Urameshi ~
As Kuwabara sat by a tree. In his make believe world. Seeing bunny rabbits and teddy bears. His eyes glowing happily. He hears the school bell ring. Huh! Ah. Man I hate school. Well oh well. Time to kick Urameshi's ass on the way to class. Kuwabara jumps up. Walks into the courtyard. URAMESHI! What red head freak. Ah don't call me that. You are going down this time. PUNK!
Do you feel lucky punk! HUH! URAMESHI I already said you are going down. YA so but do you feel lucky. Do ya. Punk! Pushes Kuwabara with index finger. Ah. I don't think so. I didn't study for my test. Man you are an idiot. Shut up URAMESHI! Make me dome ass wipe. Ah. What the hell! I'm not an ass wipe. I wipe my ass. Ya but with your hand. Hahahaha. No with ah rags. Ya that's it. Ya rags.
As Kuwabara lifts leg up in Japanese karate style. Wo ya. He slashes his foot down. Ah! Let go of my foot! URAMESHI! Ah I don't feel like it. Yawns. Let go I said! I said I don't want to you idiot. Ah! Kuwabara try's to jump twirling in the air. He lands on his face. URAMESHI! I'm not done with you yet! Don't waste your time Kuwabaka. Yusuke walks to room 612. Kuwabara gets up still dizzy. He walks to room 589.
As Kuwabara dozes of in his seat. The bell rings. AH! He falls out of his seat. Everybody laughs. Now class settle down. Now everybody take out your homework from last night. If it is finished and numbered 1-100. Put an A on your teat. And if it is not finished. F! And you got no study guide. Ah! Damn! Now here comes the test. Kuwabara looks at the test. What the hell! The paper kind of looks like this.
|575 divided by 6 times 478 plus 57 minus 69? | |What does Ingrown toenail mean? | |What is 83 to the square root of 48? | |What does 63a stand for? | |What does F mean? | |How do you spell Cat? | |What is a cat? | |8. Are ghost real? |
This is what Kuwabara wrote for his answers.
|12 | |It means your toenail hasd theh numba 6 on ist. | |9 | |63 appls. | |fgs. | |callt. | |A callt is a kind of fihsh. | |Ya tay real I teem tham |
As the timer rang for the test. They passed them in. Well that was a short day see ya tommorrow. As Kuwabara walked home form school. Man I think I need to go to combat camp. So I can beat Damn Urameshi. He looks threw his magazines. He sees Military School, Combat Camp, Suicidal school and many others. Ah! I will go to AHHHHHHH! Combat Camp. Kuwabara does a victory dance saying who's your daddy. Now I have to do is call the number to sign up. Shit! I'm not fuckin 18. SIS! Can I use you for 5 bucks? SURE! Be there in 5 minutes.
As Shizuro walks down the hall. What little brother. Well I was wondering if u could make a fun call to a camp, so I could go. I could learn combat skills. Then I WILL KICK URAMESHI"S ASS! Um what do you have? Ah! He he a pack of cigarettes. Give me those and I will do it. DEAL! IM GOING TO WIN URAMESHI! WHOHA!
What is the number? Ah! 1mrt4me475juj89combat6590okllo897. Shizuro quickly enters that number. Hello may I send my SON! Ya he is my son. To Combat Camp. Please! Sure lady. We will be there tomorrow to get him. Have 100 dollars ready. Yes sir! Bye. Your in.
Kuwabara does victory dance pretending to smack someone butt. It my birthday. Its my dream. Couch. What that wasn't very nice. LOL. Well see you later little brother.
AN: How did you like it. I thought it was good. Well please read and review. Thanks.
Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or any of its characters.
~ Chapter One ~ Damn Urameshi ~
As Kuwabara sat by a tree. In his make believe world. Seeing bunny rabbits and teddy bears. His eyes glowing happily. He hears the school bell ring. Huh! Ah. Man I hate school. Well oh well. Time to kick Urameshi's ass on the way to class. Kuwabara jumps up. Walks into the courtyard. URAMESHI! What red head freak. Ah don't call me that. You are going down this time. PUNK!
Do you feel lucky punk! HUH! URAMESHI I already said you are going down. YA so but do you feel lucky. Do ya. Punk! Pushes Kuwabara with index finger. Ah. I don't think so. I didn't study for my test. Man you are an idiot. Shut up URAMESHI! Make me dome ass wipe. Ah. What the hell! I'm not an ass wipe. I wipe my ass. Ya but with your hand. Hahahaha. No with ah rags. Ya that's it. Ya rags.
As Kuwabara lifts leg up in Japanese karate style. Wo ya. He slashes his foot down. Ah! Let go of my foot! URAMESHI! Ah I don't feel like it. Yawns. Let go I said! I said I don't want to you idiot. Ah! Kuwabara try's to jump twirling in the air. He lands on his face. URAMESHI! I'm not done with you yet! Don't waste your time Kuwabaka. Yusuke walks to room 612. Kuwabara gets up still dizzy. He walks to room 589.
As Kuwabara dozes of in his seat. The bell rings. AH! He falls out of his seat. Everybody laughs. Now class settle down. Now everybody take out your homework from last night. If it is finished and numbered 1-100. Put an A on your teat. And if it is not finished. F! And you got no study guide. Ah! Damn! Now here comes the test. Kuwabara looks at the test. What the hell! The paper kind of looks like this.
|575 divided by 6 times 478 plus 57 minus 69? | |What does Ingrown toenail mean? | |What is 83 to the square root of 48? | |What does 63a stand for? | |What does F mean? | |How do you spell Cat? | |What is a cat? | |8. Are ghost real? |
This is what Kuwabara wrote for his answers.
|12 | |It means your toenail hasd theh numba 6 on ist. | |9 | |63 appls. | |fgs. | |callt. | |A callt is a kind of fihsh. | |Ya tay real I teem tham |
As the timer rang for the test. They passed them in. Well that was a short day see ya tommorrow. As Kuwabara walked home form school. Man I think I need to go to combat camp. So I can beat Damn Urameshi. He looks threw his magazines. He sees Military School, Combat Camp, Suicidal school and many others. Ah! I will go to AHHHHHHH! Combat Camp. Kuwabara does a victory dance saying who's your daddy. Now I have to do is call the number to sign up. Shit! I'm not fuckin 18. SIS! Can I use you for 5 bucks? SURE! Be there in 5 minutes.
As Shizuro walks down the hall. What little brother. Well I was wondering if u could make a fun call to a camp, so I could go. I could learn combat skills. Then I WILL KICK URAMESHI"S ASS! Um what do you have? Ah! He he a pack of cigarettes. Give me those and I will do it. DEAL! IM GOING TO WIN URAMESHI! WHOHA!
What is the number? Ah! 1mrt4me475juj89combat6590okllo897. Shizuro quickly enters that number. Hello may I send my SON! Ya he is my son. To Combat Camp. Please! Sure lady. We will be there tomorrow to get him. Have 100 dollars ready. Yes sir! Bye. Your in.
Kuwabara does victory dance pretending to smack someone butt. It my birthday. Its my dream. Couch. What that wasn't very nice. LOL. Well see you later little brother.
AN: How did you like it. I thought it was good. Well please read and review. Thanks.