Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. And Lindz owns herself, mind you.
Sheesh, I haven't even tried to own her. Do you know how hard she hits?
*massages shoulder* Heh heh...
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Hermione: Who's going to be the person who'll write down what we see?
All: Uh...
Hermione: Ok, it'll be me then! YAY! I am *trumpets sound* the Keeper of the Notes! Da, da da DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
All: Riiiiight.
Hermione: Ah, I see this is a fern plant. *writes it down*
Harry: Hey Hermione, what's that? *points to something*
Hermione: *peers through binoculars* It looks like a yellow-bellied sapsucker.
Ron: I know I am, but what are you?!
Lavender: What's that?! *points to something in the bushes*
Creature: *stalks out*
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Lupin: Ah, right on time for our tea party. More sugar?
~*~*~*~*~*
Meanwhile...
Snape: *sticks out tongue in concentration as he writes on his notepad* Ant...Ant-headed beetle...armadillo...
Random Slytherin (RS) #1: Uh, professor? Isn't writing exactly from the book cheating?
Linz: Ah, stop being a baby. *punches the Slytherin in the face*
Draco: Yeah. *punches the Slytherin too*
-they both beat up the Slytherin-
Snape: Save your strength for the Gryffindors. Thought you won't need too much...
Slytherins: *snicker snicker*
Draco: Hey, you know, you're not all that bad...
Linz: *stares at him*
Draco: Um...yeah. *walks away before she hurts him*
Snape: Read me the next thing.
RS #2: Uh...band-legged fruit beetle.
Snape: Beeeaaaauuuutiful.
~*~*~*~*~*
Back with the Gryffindors...
All: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Bane: That's right! Cower in fear, puny humans!
Lavender: Aw, a cute little horsey! *runs up and hugs him*
Bane: Ah! I'm not a horse! I'm a centaur! A mean and vicious centaur! Bwaaaaahhh!
Lavender: I want a ride!
Parvati: I want one too!
Random Gryffindor (RG) #1: Me too!
RG #2: Me three!
All: *rush up and hug them*
Centaurs: GET OFF US!
All: Oh, come on. You know you want to give us a ride.
Centaurs: *exchange glances*
-ten minutes later-
All: Wheeee!
Centaurs: YAY! *all centaurs are riding around, bucking, with two or three Gryffs on their backs*
Hermione: Well, thank you for the rides, but we really must be going now. We need to find as much plant and animal life as we can, so we can make the Slytherins our slaves!
Ron: Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? You'd just LOVE Malfoy to be your personal slave!
Harry: Ron, its old now. Give it a rest! The only reason your all upset with her is because-
Hermione: You know you like me and you're jealous of Viktor!
Harry: Uh...sorry, Hermione, you're way off. He likes Krum, not you.
Hermione and Ron: WHAT??!!
Dean: It's true.
Seamus: Yep.
Hermione and Ron: WHAT???!!!
Parvati: Oooooh...*giggles* *leans over and gossips to Lavender*
Lavender: *giggles*
Both: *singing* Ron is gaaaay! Ron is gaaaay!
Ron: NO I'M NOT!
Lavender and Parvati: *giggle*
Lupin: Oooh, I wanna giggle too! *leans in with Lavender and Parvati and giggles too*
Hermione and Harry: *slap their foreheads*
Ron: I'M NOT GAY!!!!
Harry: We should get a move-on.
Centaurs: Ooooh! We can help we can help!
Dean: *leans into Seamus* What's with all the 'ooh's?
Seamus: *shrugs*
Magorian: We'll take you for a tour of the forest on our backs! We know all the good places!
Gryffs: Ok! *each grab a centaur and ride on its back*
-they ride off into the forest-
-random giggling is heard-
Ron: *voice rings out from the trees* I AM NOT GAY!
Lupin: *giggles* I feel pretty.
~*~*~*~*~*
Snape: Ok, well, since we have everything written down from the book, I think it's best we enjoy the sights. *they all look around slowly for a few seconds* Ok, let's set up camp. *waves wand* *five person tents appear and one big one*
Everyone: *goes into the tents*
Pansy: *grabs Draco* Let's go!
Snape: NO CO-ED TENTS! We don't want to be disgusting, like some *other* people who will remain nameless...*cough Gryffindors cough*
Lindz: Ha ha!
Draco: Phew! *grimaces at Pansy, who points to her tent and smiles seductively. Unfortunately, her seductive smile is so nasty that it would be a mortal sin to write it here*
Snape: Let's relax until the high-and-mighty return. *goes into his big tent* *all go into tents and relax*
-unbeknownst to them, something lurked in the distant shadows...-
~*~*~*~*~*
Liss: Didja like it so far??? I hope it was funnier than the last, though not likely. I'm trying though, I really am! And I have a few good ideas in mind for later...that is, if you review enough and stick around. *hint hint*
~*~*~*~*~*
Hermione: Who's going to be the person who'll write down what we see?
All: Uh...
Hermione: Ok, it'll be me then! YAY! I am *trumpets sound* the Keeper of the Notes! Da, da da DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
All: Riiiiight.
Hermione: Ah, I see this is a fern plant. *writes it down*
Harry: Hey Hermione, what's that? *points to something*
Hermione: *peers through binoculars* It looks like a yellow-bellied sapsucker.
Ron: I know I am, but what are you?!
Lavender: What's that?! *points to something in the bushes*
Creature: *stalks out*
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Lupin: Ah, right on time for our tea party. More sugar?
~*~*~*~*~*
Meanwhile...
Snape: *sticks out tongue in concentration as he writes on his notepad* Ant...Ant-headed beetle...armadillo...
Random Slytherin (RS) #1: Uh, professor? Isn't writing exactly from the book cheating?
Linz: Ah, stop being a baby. *punches the Slytherin in the face*
Draco: Yeah. *punches the Slytherin too*
-they both beat up the Slytherin-
Snape: Save your strength for the Gryffindors. Thought you won't need too much...
Slytherins: *snicker snicker*
Draco: Hey, you know, you're not all that bad...
Linz: *stares at him*
Draco: Um...yeah. *walks away before she hurts him*
Snape: Read me the next thing.
RS #2: Uh...band-legged fruit beetle.
Snape: Beeeaaaauuuutiful.
~*~*~*~*~*
Back with the Gryffindors...
All: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Bane: That's right! Cower in fear, puny humans!
Lavender: Aw, a cute little horsey! *runs up and hugs him*
Bane: Ah! I'm not a horse! I'm a centaur! A mean and vicious centaur! Bwaaaaahhh!
Lavender: I want a ride!
Parvati: I want one too!
Random Gryffindor (RG) #1: Me too!
RG #2: Me three!
All: *rush up and hug them*
Centaurs: GET OFF US!
All: Oh, come on. You know you want to give us a ride.
Centaurs: *exchange glances*
-ten minutes later-
All: Wheeee!
Centaurs: YAY! *all centaurs are riding around, bucking, with two or three Gryffs on their backs*
Hermione: Well, thank you for the rides, but we really must be going now. We need to find as much plant and animal life as we can, so we can make the Slytherins our slaves!
Ron: Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? You'd just LOVE Malfoy to be your personal slave!
Harry: Ron, its old now. Give it a rest! The only reason your all upset with her is because-
Hermione: You know you like me and you're jealous of Viktor!
Harry: Uh...sorry, Hermione, you're way off. He likes Krum, not you.
Hermione and Ron: WHAT??!!
Dean: It's true.
Seamus: Yep.
Hermione and Ron: WHAT???!!!
Parvati: Oooooh...*giggles* *leans over and gossips to Lavender*
Lavender: *giggles*
Both: *singing* Ron is gaaaay! Ron is gaaaay!
Ron: NO I'M NOT!
Lavender and Parvati: *giggle*
Lupin: Oooh, I wanna giggle too! *leans in with Lavender and Parvati and giggles too*
Hermione and Harry: *slap their foreheads*
Ron: I'M NOT GAY!!!!
Harry: We should get a move-on.
Centaurs: Ooooh! We can help we can help!
Dean: *leans into Seamus* What's with all the 'ooh's?
Seamus: *shrugs*
Magorian: We'll take you for a tour of the forest on our backs! We know all the good places!
Gryffs: Ok! *each grab a centaur and ride on its back*
-they ride off into the forest-
-random giggling is heard-
Ron: *voice rings out from the trees* I AM NOT GAY!
Lupin: *giggles* I feel pretty.
~*~*~*~*~*
Snape: Ok, well, since we have everything written down from the book, I think it's best we enjoy the sights. *they all look around slowly for a few seconds* Ok, let's set up camp. *waves wand* *five person tents appear and one big one*
Everyone: *goes into the tents*
Pansy: *grabs Draco* Let's go!
Snape: NO CO-ED TENTS! We don't want to be disgusting, like some *other* people who will remain nameless...*cough Gryffindors cough*
Lindz: Ha ha!
Draco: Phew! *grimaces at Pansy, who points to her tent and smiles seductively. Unfortunately, her seductive smile is so nasty that it would be a mortal sin to write it here*
Snape: Let's relax until the high-and-mighty return. *goes into his big tent* *all go into tents and relax*
-unbeknownst to them, something lurked in the distant shadows...-
~*~*~*~*~*
Liss: Didja like it so far??? I hope it was funnier than the last, though not likely. I'm trying though, I really am! And I have a few good ideas in mind for later...that is, if you review enough and stick around. *hint hint*