Woohaha! Kat came to help! She's currently mad at Kurt I think, but thankfully he read Retribution X and knows who she is.
Karla: So Kat, listen carefully. This is you're job. Since Kurt doesn't want to be the nurse anymore...
Kat: I get to pretend to be the fuzzy blue man?! Yay! Where's your blue fur?
Karla: Um... No Kat, I mean you get to be the nurse.
Kat: Do I still get to pretend to be fuzzy and blue?
Karla: ...
Kat: Please? *puppy dog eyes*
Karla: Um... Here's some glue and some blue cotton.
Kat: Yay! *runs around behind the desk*
Karla: So who's first?
Kat: *squints at the list* Gambit!
Karla: Hm... Alright Gambit, come on in.
Gambit: *trudges in like he's going to meet his death*
Karla: Well? Aren't you going to lay down?
Gambit: Gambit don' wan' t'lie down.
Karla: Lie down Remy.
Gambit: But-
Karla: Now.
Gambit: Eep! *lies down*
Karla: Now... What do you see as wrong with your life?
Gambit: Remy be t'inkin' dat Rogue be a belle femme, but she don' know Remy exists! You gotta 'elp me doc!
Karla: Deep breaths. I think you just need to talk to her, with out coming onto her or trying to get into her pants.
Gambit: Why didn' Remy t'ink o'dat?
Karla: Because it's my fic.
Gambit: Oh. Merci.
Karla: Hey, it's not a problem. You can go now.
Gambit: *leaves*
Karla: Who's next Kat?
Kat: Rogue!
Karla: Send her in!
Rogue: *drags herself in and plunks on the couch* Got any chocolate Sugah?
Karla: *hands her some chocolate* Now, what do you think your problem is?
Rogue: The Swamp Rat's always tryin' t'get into mah pants!
Karla: He just really likes you and that's the only way he knows how to show his affection.
Rogue: Y'really think so?
Karla: Yes. And I think he'll prove it too.
Rogue: Can Ah go?
Karla: Go ahead.
Neep! This chapter is dedicated to The Four Minds who suggested Rogue and Remy. I'm sorry that this was done in a pinch. I hadn't thought anyone would ask for them and Kat tried to set my cats on fire, and things got a little out of hand.
Karla: So Kat, listen carefully. This is you're job. Since Kurt doesn't want to be the nurse anymore...
Kat: I get to pretend to be the fuzzy blue man?! Yay! Where's your blue fur?
Karla: Um... No Kat, I mean you get to be the nurse.
Kat: Do I still get to pretend to be fuzzy and blue?
Karla: ...
Kat: Please? *puppy dog eyes*
Karla: Um... Here's some glue and some blue cotton.
Kat: Yay! *runs around behind the desk*
Karla: So who's first?
Kat: *squints at the list* Gambit!
Karla: Hm... Alright Gambit, come on in.
Gambit: *trudges in like he's going to meet his death*
Karla: Well? Aren't you going to lay down?
Gambit: Gambit don' wan' t'lie down.
Karla: Lie down Remy.
Gambit: But-
Karla: Now.
Gambit: Eep! *lies down*
Karla: Now... What do you see as wrong with your life?
Gambit: Remy be t'inkin' dat Rogue be a belle femme, but she don' know Remy exists! You gotta 'elp me doc!
Karla: Deep breaths. I think you just need to talk to her, with out coming onto her or trying to get into her pants.
Gambit: Why didn' Remy t'ink o'dat?
Karla: Because it's my fic.
Gambit: Oh. Merci.
Karla: Hey, it's not a problem. You can go now.
Gambit: *leaves*
Karla: Who's next Kat?
Kat: Rogue!
Karla: Send her in!
Rogue: *drags herself in and plunks on the couch* Got any chocolate Sugah?
Karla: *hands her some chocolate* Now, what do you think your problem is?
Rogue: The Swamp Rat's always tryin' t'get into mah pants!
Karla: He just really likes you and that's the only way he knows how to show his affection.
Rogue: Y'really think so?
Karla: Yes. And I think he'll prove it too.
Rogue: Can Ah go?
Karla: Go ahead.
Neep! This chapter is dedicated to The Four Minds who suggested Rogue and Remy. I'm sorry that this was done in a pinch. I hadn't thought anyone would ask for them and Kat tried to set my cats on fire, and things got a little out of hand.