Here I am! One of my parodies! These are suprisingly hard ot write. You should probably know that none of my stories are finished and they are spur of the moment things. They come from random phrases and suggestions. And Kurt helps too, along with Kat who I borrowed from Anything but Ordinary3.
A/N: I've started doing group therapy. The lovely nut cases will be done in pairs.
Kat: I help? Goody!
Karla: What did you do to your face?
Kat: I glued blue fur to it! That way I can look more like Mel's boyfriend and you can pretend he didn't go off to help Allistaire on the airships.*
*A/N: That's my reason for not updating the Mario parody. Allistaire is a little over worked and well... I don't think it's doing him much good.
Kat: *pokes author's note machine* Oooooh! Shiny!
Karla: Who's next Kat?
Kat: Um... *announcer's voice (and a bad one too)* The leader of the Brotherhood, the first evil genuis ever to be administered a beating by the X-Men, the master of Magnetism himself, Magneto!
Karla: Never do that again.
Kat: But now the professor will want one too!
Karla: *sighs* Alright.
Kat: *again with the bad announcer's voice* The leader of the X-Men, the first to ever be administered a beating by Magneto, the crippled psi-master, Professor X!
Erik: Mine was better!
Xavier: Mine was!
Erik: Mine!
Xavier: Mine!
Erik: Mine!
Xavier: Mine!
Karla: Alright boys, save it for the office.
*in the office*
Karla: Now, what seems to be the problem?
Xavier and Erik: *arguing over who gets to lie on the couch*
Karla: Professor, you're in a wheel chair.
Xavier: Good point...... I'm crippled, I get the couch!
Erik: But you're already in a chair!
Xavier: But you can hover!
Erik: So can you!
Karla: Guys? Guys! GUYS!
Both: O_O
Karla: Now that I have your attention, Erik may lie on the couch because you're already in a chair Professor.
Xavier: *mutters, complains and pouts*
Karla: There. Now, what's the problem?
Erik: He thinks he's better than me just because I don't think how he wants me to!
Xavier: He thinks he doesn't have to think my way!
Erik: I don't!
Xavier: You do!
Erik: Do not!
Xavier: Do to!
Erik: Do not!
Xavier: Do to!
Karla: Asprin. Asprin and lots of it. Now.
Xavier: Look what you did. Now she can't help us either!
Erik: I didn't do it! You did!
Xavier: You did!
Erik: You did!
Xavier: You did!
Erik: You did!
*continues on*
Karla: Guys, I'd like you to step outside and have my receptionist refer you to someone more qualified.
Both: *hurriedly leave*
Karla: I hope they'll be okay.
*scream in the waiting room*
Karla: Hm... *goes to check on it*
Kat: I don't know what happened!
Karla: I'm sure it wasn't your fault.
Kat: Look! *points*
Karla: *looks*
*Erik and Xavier are passed out on the floor cluthing a slip of paper*
Karla: *reads* Doctor Phil. Kat! You sent them to Doctor Phil?!
Kat: He's the only doctor I know!
Karla: *sighs*
Neep! Another chapter for the kiddies! I actually like Magneto, but we all make sacrifices.
A/N: I've started doing group therapy. The lovely nut cases will be done in pairs.
Kat: I help? Goody!
Karla: What did you do to your face?
Kat: I glued blue fur to it! That way I can look more like Mel's boyfriend and you can pretend he didn't go off to help Allistaire on the airships.*
*A/N: That's my reason for not updating the Mario parody. Allistaire is a little over worked and well... I don't think it's doing him much good.
Kat: *pokes author's note machine* Oooooh! Shiny!
Karla: Who's next Kat?
Kat: Um... *announcer's voice (and a bad one too)* The leader of the Brotherhood, the first evil genuis ever to be administered a beating by the X-Men, the master of Magnetism himself, Magneto!
Karla: Never do that again.
Kat: But now the professor will want one too!
Karla: *sighs* Alright.
Kat: *again with the bad announcer's voice* The leader of the X-Men, the first to ever be administered a beating by Magneto, the crippled psi-master, Professor X!
Erik: Mine was better!
Xavier: Mine was!
Erik: Mine!
Xavier: Mine!
Erik: Mine!
Xavier: Mine!
Karla: Alright boys, save it for the office.
*in the office*
Karla: Now, what seems to be the problem?
Xavier and Erik: *arguing over who gets to lie on the couch*
Karla: Professor, you're in a wheel chair.
Xavier: Good point...... I'm crippled, I get the couch!
Erik: But you're already in a chair!
Xavier: But you can hover!
Erik: So can you!
Karla: Guys? Guys! GUYS!
Both: O_O
Karla: Now that I have your attention, Erik may lie on the couch because you're already in a chair Professor.
Xavier: *mutters, complains and pouts*
Karla: There. Now, what's the problem?
Erik: He thinks he's better than me just because I don't think how he wants me to!
Xavier: He thinks he doesn't have to think my way!
Erik: I don't!
Xavier: You do!
Erik: Do not!
Xavier: Do to!
Erik: Do not!
Xavier: Do to!
Karla: Asprin. Asprin and lots of it. Now.
Xavier: Look what you did. Now she can't help us either!
Erik: I didn't do it! You did!
Xavier: You did!
Erik: You did!
Xavier: You did!
Erik: You did!
*continues on*
Karla: Guys, I'd like you to step outside and have my receptionist refer you to someone more qualified.
Both: *hurriedly leave*
Karla: I hope they'll be okay.
*scream in the waiting room*
Karla: Hm... *goes to check on it*
Kat: I don't know what happened!
Karla: I'm sure it wasn't your fault.
Kat: Look! *points*
Karla: *looks*
*Erik and Xavier are passed out on the floor cluthing a slip of paper*
Karla: *reads* Doctor Phil. Kat! You sent them to Doctor Phil?!
Kat: He's the only doctor I know!
Karla: *sighs*
Neep! Another chapter for the kiddies! I actually like Magneto, but we all make sacrifices.